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Fandom Radio, August 20
Lacey: Hi, everybody! Happy Thursday! Guess what time it is?
Katchoo: Oooo. You mean it's a mystery? I'm all tingly with anticipation. Really.
Lacey: Your sarcasm isn't going to deter me, you know.
Katchoo: *feedback*
Lacey: As I was saying, happy Thursday, and welcome to WTFH Radio with your adorable host, Lacey Burrows -- uh, that'd be me -- and the Grumpy Wonder.
Katchoo: Rargh.
School
Lacey: Oh, oh, oh, I wanna talk about this part.
Katchoo: Pssht. Knock yourself out. Hell, do it literally if you really wanna, don't let me stop you.
Lacey: Nice try. In today's finals, Fashion! had a runway show to model those spandex superhero outfits that I'm sure everyone had fun putting on while prepping for the show. Grumpy Wonder here was ranting -- and I'm sure that's such a big surprise to everyone -- until Jennifer suddenly turned big and green. Out in the audience, because who wouldn't want to witness this, Arthur was very smirky, but agreed not to take pictures of my cohost here as long as Francine shared hers.
Katchoo: FRANCINE!!!!!!!!!
Lacey: Wow, that might be a new record for how soon in the broadcast she goes that shade of red. Way to go, me! Oh, and Francine too. I'm sure you helped. Everyone hit the catwalk to show off their outfits, and Edna was around to talk to. Surviving Deep Space got to, er, meet their fat and balding future selves. Congratulations, class? People did a lot of staring, not that you can blame them, and Ben and Tahiri weren't too thrilled with Tahiri's future self.
Katchoo: I don't even like that kid's present self.
Lacey: Okay, wow, unnecessary.
Katchoo: And yet.
Lacey: The students had to make the connection between space and their future selves. Anemone and Danny both told Rimmer they didn't get it. I don't either --
Katchoo: Yeah, but you're special, Lacey. Basic Sword Skills had to spar on terrain for their finale, but what, you thought they'd get away without a last lecture from Max? Jack Priest squared off -- heh -- with Max in a city square and kicked him in the shin to score a draw. Bet he owes Wexler royalties for that now. Gabrielle, unsurprisingly, picked a dumb weapon and ended up running away like a moron. Karla only used a little Craft, whatever that means, and Morgana just tried to hold her own. They probably had it easier than the Tactics students and the Kobayashi Maru final. Huh. 's an interesting name. And y'know, if they really wanted to they could talk to Bones the TA, or to Jim. Driver's Ed got to watch a movie car chase and then recreate it. Like driving in a taxicab, where Francine rode shotgun with Effy. . . . huh. There was highway driving, traffic, going through a tunnel, and geez, I shoulda taken that class. Francine was there to TA, and I really shoulda taken that class. Dinah apologized to Ziva for missing last week. Yeah, I hear some people actually do that apology thing. Leda thanked Ziva for the awesome class. And I had to dodge FRIKKIN' LASERS.
Lacey: Oh, but you're not bitter at all.
Katchoo: OF COURSE I'M BITTER, YOU STUPID DITZ.
Lacey: You said it, not me. Max was napping in his office until Rachel who I'm sure isn't the door fetishist my cohost claims she is came by to take him up on an offer of help, and Sophie asked him to help her move into her new place. Veronica was packing up her office and Tim came by to tell her he got a job on the island. Joan and a kitten were in the cafeteria having spaghetti, and Turtle offered Joan a Pop-Tart and some conversation about Student Council.
Katchoo: Mmm, school politics talk. Goes better than parmesan with spaghetti. Sophie was finishing up paperwork in her office. Anakin was in his office meditating -- really -- except Jaina seemed to think it was napping. Zack was there to apologize for being a dog and missing out on something they had scheduled. Rachel who so is a door fetishist was there for her usual lesson, and admiring the music. In news of the 'I don't even know what to say about that,' Claudia was in the library in a miniskirt made out of scuba flippers, and the office staff was talking about fighting mutant ramen.
Lacey: . . . yeah, I don't know what to say about that either.
Katchoo: Shame that ain't a permanent state.
Dorms
Lacey: Oh, ha. This morning, in the fifth floor common room, Turtle was getting a jump start on Student Council campaigning with green and black Pop-Tarts. Oh, that explains the cafeteria, then. Layla offered to help even if she's not in the same class as Turtle, which Turtle interpreted as "you get to help eat all the Pop-Tarts, and help me discuss campaign slogans and wording." Elle Bishop made off with the s'mores Pop-Tart, and talked to Turtle about this amazing . . . processed within an inch of its life . . . full of preservatives . . . multifunctional breakfast food. Ino was on the roof taking notes and getting some fresh air this evening, and Elle Woods wanted Ino to know that she was, quote, "stupidly close" to the edge of the roof. Ino didn't think six floors were that big a deal. Leda offered Elle water, but Elle declined the offer, which had nothing to do with whether she looked dehydrated. Which she didn't. Leda also asked Ino, even if she called her Amy, if everything was copacetic. People still say that?
Katchoo: . . . wow. Kaylee's flying robot prototype got Ino's attention, and ended up in a conversation about spaceships and mules. Are those two things related? No, don't tell me. Or maybe it was a flying robot spaceship mule, like the squirrels are suggesting, which'd explain why Leda was so interested in it.
Lacey: Flying robot sp . . . never mind. Sookie got a nasty surprise in the fourth floor common room when she found out from VH1 that Martha Stewart went to jail. Martha, in case you're listening, Sookie would like you to know her grandma would be disappointed in you. Elle Bishop got to find out all about it from Sookie, who doesn't know what insider trading is except it's clearly wrong. Bobby was confused and thought it was a repeat arrest, because Sookie is too disappointed in her to deal. Sookie, believe me. I know the feeling. When it happened? I was so shocked I couldn't leave the house for days.
Katchoo: And you really just said that on the air. Frikkin' priceless.
Lacey: . . . OKAY, SO! Adam wondered what the yelling was about, and was shocked at the news too. You know, school faculty, you might want to consider adding that bit of information to whatever orientation material the new kids get, just in case.
Katchoo: K-Mart was ransacking the cabinets. We're gonna guess it was for food and not some random desire to count, I dunno, mousetraps or somethin'. Eve was wondering if it was one of those VH1 "I Love The . . ." specials that drive me nuts. Claudia was there to catch up on 2005 -- yeah, Lacey, 'kay, that orientation idea might be a good one -- and talk to Bobby about fashion. Emma was happy about getting a package this morning, and whatever was in it must've been giving off socialization pheromones or whatever the hell those things're called. Jack Priest stopped by and ended up getting invited to a party; Turtle was there as the Pop-Tart Fairy; Bones, her roommate, had coffee and told her about his last final and Jim being kind of crazy. Karla came by, too . . . and turned into a cat. Oops?
Lacey: Wow, and just before break week. Which people are packing for, like Kate, and Effy who got a visit from Alex Karev demanding entertainment, and then gave her roommate Edward suggestions on a place to take his girlfriend over the break.
Katchoo: Wait, Effy gave Edward -- oh, that'll be good.
Lacey: Bobby was freaking out at friends from back home, at least until Mirax showed up and got to find out about Bobby accidentally sending pictures of himself as a girl to his friend.
Katchoo: Ooooooops.
Town
Katchoo: Simon was working a quiet clinic today. 's probably a good thing. Jack Skellington had the Holiday Grove open, Annja was cleaning at Coyote Medicine, Lindsay did the boring work at Stark Industries, Gunther was trying to recruit Hoshi for tech support at The Arms, Helen was hanging with the horses at the Gig, Peyton was in at Groovy Tunes, Millie was in a good bood at Book Haven, that-girl-who-goes-big-and-green was big and green and in a suit at Cabot and Associates, Eve was on her last shift at the gallery, and Dinah had Covent Garden Flowers open. Dani Reese, on the other hand, was web browsing cop forums at the station. Gotta do somethin', right?
Lacey: Nathan Algren was in at Wellspring Arms, and told Mayor Summers about being gone a lot longer than a week. Miss Vida was at the Perk, where she met Minsc and Boo, and -- eeeeeeeeeee -- Deputy Mayor Scherbatsky. My cohost here was at Strokes of Genius as usual, talking to Francine about spandex and oiled . . . uh. Tara was studying a driver's manual at the Magic Box until Diana came in and they got to know each other. Maron's hair was nowhere to be seen when she opened Turtle and Canary, and Turtle came in to push more Pop-Tarts.
Katchoo: Woo. Sophie ran rehearsals at The Boards, complete with muffins, Dinah bugging Priestly about something the squirrels think is dirty, and actual rehearsal, and Dinah offering to help Zack the stage manager with lighting stuff.
Lacey: And at Our Lady of Fandom, Castiel had a very helpful dog biting him to keep him on track during his weekly not-on-Sunday sermon. Arthur and Francine were there discussing what it meant for Arthur's life, Chuck Bass was there -- again --
Katchoo: For no good reason, obviously. Brennan, Sookie, and Francine were there. Layla was a fan of the dog for biting Castiel, and Chuck was disappointed nobody cried. Imagine my shock at hearing Chuck likes it when people cry. Brennan and Castiel got into a discussion about . . . Hiroshima. I don't know how that comes up at church. Layla compared notes with Castiel on the sermon too. Literal notes? I hope not. You never know around here, though.
Lacey: Priestly was studious on his shift at Luke's Diner, which is a fabulous place to --
Katchoo: When I want a product placement break on this show, I'll tell you.
Lacey: And why do you think you're in charge? Claudia, who's done with classes, promised to wear Priestly's tinfoil hats. To start a trend.
Katchoo: Okay then.
Lacey: Mina was at the Perk, like you do when you're addicted to coffee, Glinda's attempt to sing in the shower was rudely derailed by losing her voice, and in the evening Penelope was running the bar at Caritas, where Hurley came in and got a sex on the beach instead of a Coke. Tully got a beer and asked Penelope about her finals, and --
Katchoo: Wait, hang on, hang on. Arthur and Merlin went out for ice cream. The squirrels are trying to tell me it was a date. Geez, do you guys ever stop with the flags, or am I gonna have to hurt someone?
Lacey: Can we just focus on the possibility of pear-flavored ice cream?
Katchoo: No.
Lacey: Fine. Then we're signing off. Much like Samuel Cornick did today, when he left Fandom. This is like that, only temporary, right? SIGNING OFF NOW.
Katchoo: This is where you're supposed to complain about me cutting you off before y --
Lacey: ThisisLaceyBurrowsonWTFHonbehalfofmycohostandmyselfthankyouandhaveagoodnight!
*click*
Katchoo: Oooo. You mean it's a mystery? I'm all tingly with anticipation. Really.
Lacey: Your sarcasm isn't going to deter me, you know.
Katchoo: *feedback*
Lacey: As I was saying, happy Thursday, and welcome to WTFH Radio with your adorable host, Lacey Burrows -- uh, that'd be me -- and the Grumpy Wonder.
Katchoo: Rargh.
School
Lacey: Oh, oh, oh, I wanna talk about this part.
Katchoo: Pssht. Knock yourself out. Hell, do it literally if you really wanna, don't let me stop you.
Lacey: Nice try. In today's finals, Fashion! had a runway show to model those spandex superhero outfits that I'm sure everyone had fun putting on while prepping for the show. Grumpy Wonder here was ranting -- and I'm sure that's such a big surprise to everyone -- until Jennifer suddenly turned big and green. Out in the audience, because who wouldn't want to witness this, Arthur was very smirky, but agreed not to take pictures of my cohost here as long as Francine shared hers.
Katchoo: FRANCINE!!!!!!!!!
Lacey: Wow, that might be a new record for how soon in the broadcast she goes that shade of red. Way to go, me! Oh, and Francine too. I'm sure you helped. Everyone hit the catwalk to show off their outfits, and Edna was around to talk to. Surviving Deep Space got to, er, meet their fat and balding future selves. Congratulations, class? People did a lot of staring, not that you can blame them, and Ben and Tahiri weren't too thrilled with Tahiri's future self.
Katchoo: I don't even like that kid's present self.
Lacey: Okay, wow, unnecessary.
Katchoo: And yet.
Lacey: The students had to make the connection between space and their future selves. Anemone and Danny both told Rimmer they didn't get it. I don't either --
Katchoo: Yeah, but you're special, Lacey. Basic Sword Skills had to spar on terrain for their finale, but what, you thought they'd get away without a last lecture from Max? Jack Priest squared off -- heh -- with Max in a city square and kicked him in the shin to score a draw. Bet he owes Wexler royalties for that now. Gabrielle, unsurprisingly, picked a dumb weapon and ended up running away like a moron. Karla only used a little Craft, whatever that means, and Morgana just tried to hold her own. They probably had it easier than the Tactics students and the Kobayashi Maru final. Huh. 's an interesting name. And y'know, if they really wanted to they could talk to Bones the TA, or to Jim. Driver's Ed got to watch a movie car chase and then recreate it. Like driving in a taxicab, where Francine rode shotgun with Effy. . . . huh. There was highway driving, traffic, going through a tunnel, and geez, I shoulda taken that class. Francine was there to TA, and I really shoulda taken that class. Dinah apologized to Ziva for missing last week. Yeah, I hear some people actually do that apology thing. Leda thanked Ziva for the awesome class. And I had to dodge FRIKKIN' LASERS.
Lacey: Oh, but you're not bitter at all.
Katchoo: OF COURSE I'M BITTER, YOU STUPID DITZ.
Lacey: You said it, not me. Max was napping in his office until Rachel who I'm sure isn't the door fetishist my cohost claims she is came by to take him up on an offer of help, and Sophie asked him to help her move into her new place. Veronica was packing up her office and Tim came by to tell her he got a job on the island. Joan and a kitten were in the cafeteria having spaghetti, and Turtle offered Joan a Pop-Tart and some conversation about Student Council.
Katchoo: Mmm, school politics talk. Goes better than parmesan with spaghetti. Sophie was finishing up paperwork in her office. Anakin was in his office meditating -- really -- except Jaina seemed to think it was napping. Zack was there to apologize for being a dog and missing out on something they had scheduled. Rachel who so is a door fetishist was there for her usual lesson, and admiring the music. In news of the 'I don't even know what to say about that,' Claudia was in the library in a miniskirt made out of scuba flippers, and the office staff was talking about fighting mutant ramen.
Lacey: . . . yeah, I don't know what to say about that either.
Katchoo: Shame that ain't a permanent state.
Dorms
Lacey: Oh, ha. This morning, in the fifth floor common room, Turtle was getting a jump start on Student Council campaigning with green and black Pop-Tarts. Oh, that explains the cafeteria, then. Layla offered to help even if she's not in the same class as Turtle, which Turtle interpreted as "you get to help eat all the Pop-Tarts, and help me discuss campaign slogans and wording." Elle Bishop made off with the s'mores Pop-Tart, and talked to Turtle about this amazing . . . processed within an inch of its life . . . full of preservatives . . . multifunctional breakfast food. Ino was on the roof taking notes and getting some fresh air this evening, and Elle Woods wanted Ino to know that she was, quote, "stupidly close" to the edge of the roof. Ino didn't think six floors were that big a deal. Leda offered Elle water, but Elle declined the offer, which had nothing to do with whether she looked dehydrated. Which she didn't. Leda also asked Ino, even if she called her Amy, if everything was copacetic. People still say that?
Katchoo: . . . wow. Kaylee's flying robot prototype got Ino's attention, and ended up in a conversation about spaceships and mules. Are those two things related? No, don't tell me. Or maybe it was a flying robot spaceship mule, like the squirrels are suggesting, which'd explain why Leda was so interested in it.
Lacey: Flying robot sp . . . never mind. Sookie got a nasty surprise in the fourth floor common room when she found out from VH1 that Martha Stewart went to jail. Martha, in case you're listening, Sookie would like you to know her grandma would be disappointed in you. Elle Bishop got to find out all about it from Sookie, who doesn't know what insider trading is except it's clearly wrong. Bobby was confused and thought it was a repeat arrest, because Sookie is too disappointed in her to deal. Sookie, believe me. I know the feeling. When it happened? I was so shocked I couldn't leave the house for days.
Katchoo: And you really just said that on the air. Frikkin' priceless.
Lacey: . . . OKAY, SO! Adam wondered what the yelling was about, and was shocked at the news too. You know, school faculty, you might want to consider adding that bit of information to whatever orientation material the new kids get, just in case.
Katchoo: K-Mart was ransacking the cabinets. We're gonna guess it was for food and not some random desire to count, I dunno, mousetraps or somethin'. Eve was wondering if it was one of those VH1 "I Love The . . ." specials that drive me nuts. Claudia was there to catch up on 2005 -- yeah, Lacey, 'kay, that orientation idea might be a good one -- and talk to Bobby about fashion. Emma was happy about getting a package this morning, and whatever was in it must've been giving off socialization pheromones or whatever the hell those things're called. Jack Priest stopped by and ended up getting invited to a party; Turtle was there as the Pop-Tart Fairy; Bones, her roommate, had coffee and told her about his last final and Jim being kind of crazy. Karla came by, too . . . and turned into a cat. Oops?
Lacey: Wow, and just before break week. Which people are packing for, like Kate, and Effy who got a visit from Alex Karev demanding entertainment, and then gave her roommate Edward suggestions on a place to take his girlfriend over the break.
Katchoo: Wait, Effy gave Edward -- oh, that'll be good.
Lacey: Bobby was freaking out at friends from back home, at least until Mirax showed up and got to find out about Bobby accidentally sending pictures of himself as a girl to his friend.
Katchoo: Ooooooops.
Town
Katchoo: Simon was working a quiet clinic today. 's probably a good thing. Jack Skellington had the Holiday Grove open, Annja was cleaning at Coyote Medicine, Lindsay did the boring work at Stark Industries, Gunther was trying to recruit Hoshi for tech support at The Arms, Helen was hanging with the horses at the Gig, Peyton was in at Groovy Tunes, Millie was in a good bood at Book Haven, that-girl-who-goes-big-and-green was big and green and in a suit at Cabot and Associates, Eve was on her last shift at the gallery, and Dinah had Covent Garden Flowers open. Dani Reese, on the other hand, was web browsing cop forums at the station. Gotta do somethin', right?
Lacey: Nathan Algren was in at Wellspring Arms, and told Mayor Summers about being gone a lot longer than a week. Miss Vida was at the Perk, where she met Minsc and Boo, and -- eeeeeeeeeee -- Deputy Mayor Scherbatsky. My cohost here was at Strokes of Genius as usual, talking to Francine about spandex and oiled . . . uh. Tara was studying a driver's manual at the Magic Box until Diana came in and they got to know each other. Maron's hair was nowhere to be seen when she opened Turtle and Canary, and Turtle came in to push more Pop-Tarts.
Katchoo: Woo. Sophie ran rehearsals at The Boards, complete with muffins, Dinah bugging Priestly about something the squirrels think is dirty, and actual rehearsal, and Dinah offering to help Zack the stage manager with lighting stuff.
Lacey: And at Our Lady of Fandom, Castiel had a very helpful dog biting him to keep him on track during his weekly not-on-Sunday sermon. Arthur and Francine were there discussing what it meant for Arthur's life, Chuck Bass was there -- again --
Katchoo: For no good reason, obviously. Brennan, Sookie, and Francine were there. Layla was a fan of the dog for biting Castiel, and Chuck was disappointed nobody cried. Imagine my shock at hearing Chuck likes it when people cry. Brennan and Castiel got into a discussion about . . . Hiroshima. I don't know how that comes up at church. Layla compared notes with Castiel on the sermon too. Literal notes? I hope not. You never know around here, though.
Lacey: Priestly was studious on his shift at Luke's Diner, which is a fabulous place to --
Katchoo: When I want a product placement break on this show, I'll tell you.
Lacey: And why do you think you're in charge? Claudia, who's done with classes, promised to wear Priestly's tinfoil hats. To start a trend.
Katchoo: Okay then.
Lacey: Mina was at the Perk, like you do when you're addicted to coffee, Glinda's attempt to sing in the shower was rudely derailed by losing her voice, and in the evening Penelope was running the bar at Caritas, where Hurley came in and got a sex on the beach instead of a Coke. Tully got a beer and asked Penelope about her finals, and --
Katchoo: Wait, hang on, hang on. Arthur and Merlin went out for ice cream. The squirrels are trying to tell me it was a date. Geez, do you guys ever stop with the flags, or am I gonna have to hurt someone?
Lacey: Can we just focus on the possibility of pear-flavored ice cream?
Katchoo: No.
Lacey: Fine. Then we're signing off. Much like Samuel Cornick did today, when he left Fandom. This is like that, only temporary, right? SIGNING OFF NOW.
Katchoo: This is where you're supposed to complain about me cutting you off before y --
Lacey: ThisisLaceyBurrowsonWTFHonbehalfofmycohostandmyselfthankyouandhaveagoodnight!
*click*