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Fandom Radio, August 13
*bweep*
*boop*
*digitized barking*
Katchoo: What are you doing? Oh, god, is it that stupid virtual pet again?
Lacey: No no no. That was Darren 23. This is Darren 179.
Katchoo: Geez, that's comforting. And now everybody in radioland knows you're a lousy virtual pet owner.
Lacey: What? Oh, gosh, did I say 179? I meant 9. 9. Really. Uh. Hi, everybody! Happy Thursday, and welcome to WTFH with your hosts, Lacey "I am an outstanding virtual pet owner, thank you very much" Burrows and gravel-voice here.
Katchoo: You wish you made this sound good. Right. Let's just cut to the chase.
Class -- Lacey Just Wishes She Was In One Of Her Own
Lacey: . . . hey. Today in Fashion! class --
Katchoo: *feedback*
Lacey: It was obstacle course time! Oh, yeah. After everybody got the instructions on the course they got to rope-swing across a swamp, get slime dumped on them while crawling through tires, crawl under barbed wire, climb the side of a building, then jump off it --
Katchoo: -- MISSILES. FRIKKIN' MISSILES.
Lacey: -- gee, was that a bad experience? Or was it the giant spiderweb? No, wait, it had to be the buying milk on the way home part. You don't strike me as someone who devotes the proper amount of attention to your calcium intake.
Katchoo: The things you focus on will never stop astounding me.
Lacey: Well, I can't blame anyone for collapsing at the end of all that. Jennifer talked to Edna about her . . . uh . . . persistent greenery problem, and Francine explained Merlin's absence to Edna.
Katchoo: *muffled muttering* Surviving Deep Space visited something called psimoons, and whatever the hell they were it didn't seem to go down well with people since after the lecture, there was grumbling. Tiny Creepy Kid wasn't happy, so Karla offered to share her mental world. Really not wanting to know what this psimoon stuff is now. Danny tried to get out of the assignment and got stuck writing a paper, and Ben's bitching didn't change Rimmer's mind about people having to visit their psimoons. I can't even say that phrase and not wonder.
Lacey: Well, then again, you are from normal world.
Katchoo: So are y -- oh right. You were living in Saskatchewan. Never mind.
Lacey: I really can't argue with you on that. Basic Sword Skills had a lesson about various terrain, complete with choosing weapons and then going out to fight on said crazy terrain, like Gabrielle and Eric . . . tried to do. Karla talked to Max about whether she could use magic and explained to him why Jack wasn't in class, and Eric thanked Max for the class. Wait. Aren't finals next week?
Katchoo: Yeeeeeeeep. Sounds like the sort of no-win situation Tactics covered today, with Spock and Worf, Danny and Anemone, Ino and Alex Russo, Tiny Creepy Kid and Bones, Helen and Ellie, George and Ben, and Yuffie and Sookie pairing up to define and blab about the things. Bones was around to TA, and Kirk had Tiny Creepy Kid and Ino apologize for missing class last week. Driver's Ed covered emergency situations, ogled convertibles, and had to deal with emergencies like sudden highway stops and over or understeering and GIANT FRIKKIN' WALLS OF WATER. And Francine explained why Arthur wasn't th -- geez, Francie. Don't they have phones?
Lacey: That's always a poor substitute if you can possibly do it in person.
Katchoo: Oh, shuddup. The office had to vacuum up stuff aafter yesterday's magic feather incident, and at the library Claudia and her radish earrings got a visit from Griff, who was looking for books on vampires. Seriously? In less exciting news, Veronica worked on trip plans in her office hours, and the librarian with the hat had a book and a drink in his. Anakin, on the other hand, had a frikkin' conga line going outside his office today, with Veronica, Zack, Tiny Creepy Kid who needs to stop doing crap on Thursdays so I have to talk about her, Rachel with the door fetish, and Jaina all coming to see him.
Lacey: Wow. It's like he had candy or something.
Katchoo: God help us all.
Dorms -- You Know, That Place Where the Kids Live
Lacey: So there's going to be a luau/sleepover on the third floor, according to the posters that Joan put up today. Kate was planning for the party and fielding questions about what a luau is from Shilo, not to mention recruiting Liir to help with food. Down in the gym Claire was going at the punching bag to Hurley's fascination.
Katchoo: *snorts* Yeah, sure that's what it was. Fascination.
Lacey: The cheerleaders had a meeting in the gym to mingle and discuss cheer business, I guess, like the fact that Sam Winchester and Angela are the new co-captains, all under the watchful eye of Advisor-Coach-Guy Ronon. In the third floor common room, Alex Russo was watching Wendy the Werewolf Stalker like she'd never seen it before, and making sandwiches. Uh oh, I sense a dent in my niche market. Claire approved of the viewing choice and introduced herself to Alex. On the roof, on the other hand, it wasn't so festive with Worf hanging out on the roof with Kyle. Yuffie was cranky when she got a visit from Robin -- I mean, she was cranky before that. Sorry. Sam Winchester and Peter were snuggly and adorable, Alice had Leto over for a not-tea party, and aww, Bobby brought Sookie ice cream. A lot of it.
Town -- Possibly Painted Red By Someone
Katchoo: So Tyler's back, and Worf got bad news from home and had to take his shuttle into space for a bit. Could explain the whole roof thing. Huh. Tara's human again, and at work at the Magic Box, where Morgana stopped in looking for something that'll stop nightmares. I got my usual Thursday pestering from Ino at the art store, and Maron and her, uh, bumbershoot were in at Turtle and Canary, where -- uh oh -- Layla cleaned 'em out of sports bras. Priestly had the world's most obnoxious song -- I don't even know it but I'm ready to back that evaluation up anyway -- stuck in everybody's heads over at Luke's. Castiel's sermon at the church was about hell. Francine, like the big goof she is, talked to Karla about how Karla's uncle . . . er, um. Wouldn't have done the stuff the sermon talked about.
Lacey: Yeah, and look, Morgan stopped by, and Chuck talked to Castiel about the non-evilness of leather jackets. Good to know. I think. Hoshi and Gunther got into a staring contest at the Arms, Helen was out with the horses at the Gig, Peyton was thinky at Groovy Tunes, Millie levitated bookshelves to help with the Book Haven reorganization, Jon O'Neill was cleaning up at Guilty as Charged, Murdock played with paper airplanes at Freelance Police HQ, and Fiona was in a good mood at the uh, Decadent Delights shop.
Katchoo: Jennifer's green problem got her a shocked boss at Cabot and Associates. Over at Pixie Dust Elena was trying everything on, and Zack's sock-buying trip kinda got cut short when he turned into a puppy. Ooooooooooooops. Jenny checked in on her new employee and reminded her electrocution was totally acceptable to use on shoplifters -- heeeeeeeeeey. Eve was playing Oregon Trail at the gallery until her new boss, Sophie, came in to check the place out. Or maybe she was still playing while Sophie was there, who knows? Karla stopped at the clinic to give Simon a message, then met him outside the clinic to dance. In the streets. Makes me wanna listen to Bowie and Jagger.
Lacey: Oh, now that's stuck in my head -- aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the last news item tonight is Tino's itchy back over at Caritas. On which very informative note -- I think we're wrapping up, so good night, Fandom!
*boop*
*digitized barking*
Katchoo: What are you doing? Oh, god, is it that stupid virtual pet again?
Lacey: No no no. That was Darren 23. This is Darren 179.
Katchoo: Geez, that's comforting. And now everybody in radioland knows you're a lousy virtual pet owner.
Lacey: What? Oh, gosh, did I say 179? I meant 9. 9. Really. Uh. Hi, everybody! Happy Thursday, and welcome to WTFH with your hosts, Lacey "I am an outstanding virtual pet owner, thank you very much" Burrows and gravel-voice here.
Katchoo: You wish you made this sound good. Right. Let's just cut to the chase.
Class -- Lacey Just Wishes She Was In One Of Her Own
Lacey: . . . hey. Today in Fashion! class --
Katchoo: *feedback*
Lacey: It was obstacle course time! Oh, yeah. After everybody got the instructions on the course they got to rope-swing across a swamp, get slime dumped on them while crawling through tires, crawl under barbed wire, climb the side of a building, then jump off it --
Katchoo: -- MISSILES. FRIKKIN' MISSILES.
Lacey: -- gee, was that a bad experience? Or was it the giant spiderweb? No, wait, it had to be the buying milk on the way home part. You don't strike me as someone who devotes the proper amount of attention to your calcium intake.
Katchoo: The things you focus on will never stop astounding me.
Lacey: Well, I can't blame anyone for collapsing at the end of all that. Jennifer talked to Edna about her . . . uh . . . persistent greenery problem, and Francine explained Merlin's absence to Edna.
Katchoo: *muffled muttering* Surviving Deep Space visited something called psimoons, and whatever the hell they were it didn't seem to go down well with people since after the lecture, there was grumbling. Tiny Creepy Kid wasn't happy, so Karla offered to share her mental world. Really not wanting to know what this psimoon stuff is now. Danny tried to get out of the assignment and got stuck writing a paper, and Ben's bitching didn't change Rimmer's mind about people having to visit their psimoons. I can't even say that phrase and not wonder.
Lacey: Well, then again, you are from normal world.
Katchoo: So are y -- oh right. You were living in Saskatchewan. Never mind.
Lacey: I really can't argue with you on that. Basic Sword Skills had a lesson about various terrain, complete with choosing weapons and then going out to fight on said crazy terrain, like Gabrielle and Eric . . . tried to do. Karla talked to Max about whether she could use magic and explained to him why Jack wasn't in class, and Eric thanked Max for the class. Wait. Aren't finals next week?
Katchoo: Yeeeeeeeep. Sounds like the sort of no-win situation Tactics covered today, with Spock and Worf, Danny and Anemone, Ino and Alex Russo, Tiny Creepy Kid and Bones, Helen and Ellie, George and Ben, and Yuffie and Sookie pairing up to define and blab about the things. Bones was around to TA, and Kirk had Tiny Creepy Kid and Ino apologize for missing class last week. Driver's Ed covered emergency situations, ogled convertibles, and had to deal with emergencies like sudden highway stops and over or understeering and GIANT FRIKKIN' WALLS OF WATER. And Francine explained why Arthur wasn't th -- geez, Francie. Don't they have phones?
Lacey: That's always a poor substitute if you can possibly do it in person.
Katchoo: Oh, shuddup. The office had to vacuum up stuff aafter yesterday's magic feather incident, and at the library Claudia and her radish earrings got a visit from Griff, who was looking for books on vampires. Seriously? In less exciting news, Veronica worked on trip plans in her office hours, and the librarian with the hat had a book and a drink in his. Anakin, on the other hand, had a frikkin' conga line going outside his office today, with Veronica, Zack, Tiny Creepy Kid who needs to stop doing crap on Thursdays so I have to talk about her, Rachel with the door fetish, and Jaina all coming to see him.
Lacey: Wow. It's like he had candy or something.
Katchoo: God help us all.
Dorms -- You Know, That Place Where the Kids Live
Lacey: So there's going to be a luau/sleepover on the third floor, according to the posters that Joan put up today. Kate was planning for the party and fielding questions about what a luau is from Shilo, not to mention recruiting Liir to help with food. Down in the gym Claire was going at the punching bag to Hurley's fascination.
Katchoo: *snorts* Yeah, sure that's what it was. Fascination.
Lacey: The cheerleaders had a meeting in the gym to mingle and discuss cheer business, I guess, like the fact that Sam Winchester and Angela are the new co-captains, all under the watchful eye of Advisor-Coach-Guy Ronon. In the third floor common room, Alex Russo was watching Wendy the Werewolf Stalker like she'd never seen it before, and making sandwiches. Uh oh, I sense a dent in my niche market. Claire approved of the viewing choice and introduced herself to Alex. On the roof, on the other hand, it wasn't so festive with Worf hanging out on the roof with Kyle. Yuffie was cranky when she got a visit from Robin -- I mean, she was cranky before that. Sorry. Sam Winchester and Peter were snuggly and adorable, Alice had Leto over for a not-tea party, and aww, Bobby brought Sookie ice cream. A lot of it.
Town -- Possibly Painted Red By Someone
Katchoo: So Tyler's back, and Worf got bad news from home and had to take his shuttle into space for a bit. Could explain the whole roof thing. Huh. Tara's human again, and at work at the Magic Box, where Morgana stopped in looking for something that'll stop nightmares. I got my usual Thursday pestering from Ino at the art store, and Maron and her, uh, bumbershoot were in at Turtle and Canary, where -- uh oh -- Layla cleaned 'em out of sports bras. Priestly had the world's most obnoxious song -- I don't even know it but I'm ready to back that evaluation up anyway -- stuck in everybody's heads over at Luke's. Castiel's sermon at the church was about hell. Francine, like the big goof she is, talked to Karla about how Karla's uncle . . . er, um. Wouldn't have done the stuff the sermon talked about.
Lacey: Yeah, and look, Morgan stopped by, and Chuck talked to Castiel about the non-evilness of leather jackets. Good to know. I think. Hoshi and Gunther got into a staring contest at the Arms, Helen was out with the horses at the Gig, Peyton was thinky at Groovy Tunes, Millie levitated bookshelves to help with the Book Haven reorganization, Jon O'Neill was cleaning up at Guilty as Charged, Murdock played with paper airplanes at Freelance Police HQ, and Fiona was in a good mood at the uh, Decadent Delights shop.
Katchoo: Jennifer's green problem got her a shocked boss at Cabot and Associates. Over at Pixie Dust Elena was trying everything on, and Zack's sock-buying trip kinda got cut short when he turned into a puppy. Ooooooooooooops. Jenny checked in on her new employee and reminded her electrocution was totally acceptable to use on shoplifters -- heeeeeeeeeey. Eve was playing Oregon Trail at the gallery until her new boss, Sophie, came in to check the place out. Or maybe she was still playing while Sophie was there, who knows? Karla stopped at the clinic to give Simon a message, then met him outside the clinic to dance. In the streets. Makes me wanna listen to Bowie and Jagger.
Lacey: Oh, now that's stuck in my head -- aaaaaaaaaaaaaand the last news item tonight is Tino's itchy back over at Caritas. On which very informative note -- I think we're wrapping up, so good night, Fandom!