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Fandom Radio, Saturday July 11th
Deadpool: Oooookay, kiddos. We've got an interesting day in store for us all. And, really, let's just say it now so there's no confusion about what's goin' on here and it ain't pretty--
Swords: Can we play with the squirrels?
Deadpool: Okay, it's a lil' pretty, but no one wants to deal with swords who only have on fuction.
Swords: Stab, slash, impale?
Deadpool: Yeah, those things. Could you guys be less hot or something? This is just killin' me here.
Swords: We're not shealths--
Deadpool: Hey, hey, hey! This is a family show! Just read the notes.
School
Swords: Nothing happened. Do we have to keep reading? Those squirrels look like fun.
Deadpool: ...maaaaaybe later.
Dorms
Swords: *sigh* In the pool, Ender was being emo and then was visited by Valentine who talked about working at a sex shop--we went there!--and how he was taking his flight class because he likes Skywalkers. We don't. You don't need a lightsaber. We're better.
Deadpool: But it's so shiny!
Swords: We're prettier. And will cut that man's stupid hair. Ben and his flight simulator were very concerned about what was going on at the Wormhole X-Treme campfire. The Wheel of Morality was a hot nun and only added to the confusion. Like Rosette? We miss her. Tahiri was there with something called a Bantha that isn't Ben's type. We don't see why not. Is it because of Ender? And then at Spooky Things, Yuffie groped her materia. We're sure they liked it. We like to be held firmly by Deadpo---
Deadpool: FAMILY SHOW.
Swords: No fun. The Wheel of Morality was chased around there by Yakko. Over on the roof 'chicks' were repelling. Boring. Why isn't there more fighting here? We never get to see people anymore. People were given instructions and there was chatter. Triela flirted with Dinah as they checked each other out and talked about fears. Claire was also flirted with as she told Triela about her teddy bear being a human. There are a lot of girls who like other girls. Is Setsuna still here?
Deadpool: Has she been defending her honor from my lavacious accusations of her sexual identity issues?
Swords: ...shame. Dinah and Claire talked about the bear and their first times. Parker turned Triela down for being checked out as she's done this many times already. Dinah and Parker talk about how much they love jumping off things to their squishy deaths--oh. Still repelling. We forgot. Claire and Parker also introduced themselves but not about jumping off things.
Deadpool: Buuuuut, they did have some chitter-chatter on the ground. Claire was all OH EM GEE at Dinah about it and they both decided to check out the brand spankin' new 6th floor. Ooooo! Dinah's necklace was randomly there as a human and very 'CRIME FIGHTING TO BE DONE! COME, WE MUST STRIKE FEAR INTO THE CRIMINAL ELEMENTS!' Oh, Christian Bale. Claire was all up in Triela's Koolaid with how awesome her skills with rapelling is. Over at The Sun Also Rises, Dean got a visit from his sexy, sexy Impala. Rwarr!
Swords: Cars are stupid. You get to hold us in your hands and we're like an extension of y--
Deadpool: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DIRTY? Anyway! Sam's all 'Oh man, that car is hot, I have these feelings and urges! Maybe I've finally hit puberty!' But the Impala's very 'Um, Dean plz' right back at him. OH BURN. Eve's grim--grimme--book was chatting up the Impala. From the cabins on through to the dorms, Zack fled to get a new set of clothing as his other one was now a person.
Swords: Hiiiiii. *giggle*
Deadpool: None of that! Eric and his waffle maker--seriously? A waffle maker? Weirdo--ogled him the whoooole way. Turtle was a good kid and offered to kick his clothing for... stealing his clothing. Dinah thought him and his clothing were a couple and the clothing was very into that notion. Creeeepy. Elena was glad to have blackmail like a staaaaalker. My swords tried to get into the clothing's pants which isn't gonna happen, got it ladies?
Swords: There's always tomorrow.
Deadpool: NO. BAD WRONG BAD. Priestly and his kilt wandered off for some KOOKY adventures, I'm sure. Claire's teddy bear was all up in that human biznaz too, like you do. Valentine was there to speak French to the bear, which is disturbing on so many levels. Aaaand, Dinah was all OMG HUMAN TEDDY BEAR. Yoooou get used to it. Cloney McGee was there to mooch but was hugged by the bear instead. Oh god, that's a hell of a list of people wakin' up. Okay, let's try this...
Chuck's scarf wakes up a hottie who is all over him--you lucky bastard. Mine wanna do stuff, Hannibal's porn are people because he's a dirty man and therefore nothing like me, Zack's uniform was all alive and he was all OMFG, Penelope's book was a dude, Elle W's Hugo Boss add was all up over her like a seductive man that doesn't exist in real life, Jo's knife was a creeper--aren't they all?-- Naomi's 'flotter' doll was a guy with blue hair who went on adventures with her--probably to Candy Mountain-- Peyton woke up in an orgy of electronic equipment, Ned's pie was a chick and I'm bettin' there was some dirty pie love happening there--I KNEW IT ALL ALONG-- Dean shows up to get hit on by the dirty, dirty pie aaaaaand Kaylee and her wrench aren't far behind him for the WTF. Sweet Jesus, this doesn't end.
Swords: Eve and her many books are confused about who they ought to sleep with. We suggest whoever looks the prettiest. Bones' hypospray is a cranky man just like him and he refuses to believe this is possible. We hope he turns into a bunny for that. Kate who is a cat is almost squished by Bobby before she turns human and naked on him. We hope that ended will for them. And suggest protective sheaths. Chloe is disturbed by her amulet being a woman. Would a man have been better? We like being women. Savannah thinks she's being cuddled by that stupid Storm boy, but it's just her teddy bear in a leather jacket. K-Mart headwalled over the teddy bear being alive on Savannah which isn't nice of her at all.
Deadpool: Neither is being hot and not touchable, so...
Swords: You touch us all the time.
Deadpool: Soooo not the same. Francine was trying to hide in her alcove, which was just silly since there was a Merlin there with her. Really now, do better, Francine. Adora gets a phone call from the jewel in the chest of her sword which looks like She-Ra. ...Okay, that's just so far from making sense now, it hurts. Keeping in the sword trend, Annja also gets to chat with hers. Eric gets breakfast from his waffle maker. Aaaaaand, in non-human turned stuff news, Tara makes her pencil float and glow all Twilight Zoney. Ronan makes a phone call from his room. No word on if his phone was human or not. Ino's room is busted outta by a flower pot and a ribbon... Merlin's magic book and Francine's sex book make sweet, creepy, old people love. Gah. It's like seeing Aunt May and Uncle Ben nudie all over again.
Town
*Sounds of a door opening and closing again*
Zack's Uniform: Oh, hey ladies! Lookin' sharp!
Swords: Hiiiii.
Deadpool: I'm gettin' a hose.
Uniform: Here's here I make a lewd clothing-related comment about cold water and shrinkage, you realize that.
Deadpool: You wanna talk about your shrinkage on air?
Uniform: It would have to be something along the lines of how you're the sort that causes such things. Um. There are squirrels waving notes at me.
Deadpool: Get to that!
Uniform: Sir! Yes, sir! At Turtle and Canary, Kyle was threatening the poor Squishybot with the OFF switch. Which, on a day like today, could quite probably mean he's trying to turn her off in other ways. The world may never know. Rose stopped in with a kitten that used to be that guy with the forehead, looking for cat clothing and a camera. Blackmail! Nice! Hope, meanwhile, suggested that Kyle should make rude gestures at the Squishybot. What, and hurt her feelings? She works hard day in and out for you people, and this is the thanks you give? Turtle stopped by to check in on her new employee, or else to pick up new clothing for Zack in order to replace me. I know how these things are. *melodramatic sniff* Moving right along, now. Nate opened Wellspring Arms, along with Jan, and Jean paid them both a visit, painfully oblivious to any oddness going on today. I haven't noticed anything too odd, except that my man doesn't want me hanging off of him today, while usually he's pulling me all over him. I'll let you know later if it was something I said.
Swords: We could be all over you.
Uniform: I could live with that. Ned opened Luke's Diner and had some fascinating discussion with the people he works with. That might be a euphemism. 'Discussion.' It sounds kind of euphemistic to me, anyhow. At the Book Haven, Jess had... A book. I am unraveling in astoundment. Hurley was accosted by human Four-Dee at Groovy Tunes, and I don't blame... her? Him? Whichever, really. I don't blame that particular object for being upset at being left behind. We're that much more lovable for the day, and you don't want anything to do with us? I'm hurt. Impala pulled up looking for her owner, Dean Winchester, who better not have left her behind too. Impalas are hot.
Deadpool: Now, see, you're makin' 'em jealous.
Uniform: I have complete faith in their ability to be hotter. Or at least more dangerous. Which, really, is pretty much the same thing.
Swords: We like dangerous better.
Uniform: Well, then come talk to me after the show, girls. At the Android's Dungeon, a Banjo and his Frog were checking out the comic books. As you do. And at Cafe Fina, the staff was human again. I think there's a song in that somewhere, if you squint sideways at it. But I'm not too big on show tunes. At the Arms, Hoshi's data PADD was practically shoving podcasts down her throat, and at the clinic, Pot and Ribbon hunted Ino doooooown. Which suggests to me that Pot is not as mellow as its name suggests it could be.
*door opening and closing gently a second time*
Cable: I see you haven't died yet.
Jan: Swooords!
Deadpool: No, but I think a set of clothing is getting fresh with my swords.
Cable: Did you bring a hose--?
Deadpool: I'm lookin'!
Uniform: There you have it, listeners at home. Two men who are big on shrinkage. Clothing shrinkage. Perverts.
Cable: Belay that last. Get some duct tape.
Uniform: ... Hot.
Cable: Askani preserve me. Chuck Bass and his scarf open up Caritas today... and there are some things I'd pass on knowing. Unfortunately, that's the name of the game tonight, as Hurley and his human Four-Dee make conversation about what is, and isn't, appropriate for Hurley to do with a scarf. Hm. Moving away from this, Dean came by to ask about Chuck's face. Rachel added to it by healing his pain.
Bones brought his hypospray to the bar for a whiskey - remember, don't mix alcohol with medication. Hannibal's magazines met Chuck's scarf for a rousing conversation. Sex continues to be the main topic of conversation - not surprising, considering it's an island full of teenagers... Edward finds himself in trouble because his cape won't leave him be. Adora requested his help in an attempt to keep her sword from talking to people. Valentine is there for the other matter that's preoccupying these kids tonight - how Chuck's surviving. Adora's sword seemed intent on... wrestling.
Jan: Wessling!
Cable: No, Jan. Just no. The Dreamer was at the bar. As were Eve's magic books, looking for some, uh, action. Eric brought his waffle maker to the bar, and to top off the evening, our new Professor Ziva found herself concerned about the amount of teenagers in the bar. Unfortunately, the draw of ethanol is-- great.
Swords: In the lounge, Joan and See Oh were chided by Penelope for drinking soda. I never thought soda was bad. Unless it was left on our blades. It might corrode. So, yes. We suppose it is bad in a way. Elle and Joan agreed they needed to hang out sober more often. Hoshi whose name we like and Elle talked about how this place was much more interesting than back home. Speak for yourselves. We've stabbed aliens and gods. Rachel and Joan made plans to go shopping after Rachel said she respected her opinion. Elle assures Rachel that shopping is fun. No it isn't. It's boring. Joan was concerned for Hoshi's safety walking home, but was assured she could throw people against walls. Not as fun as stabbing them. Hoshi told Rachel that Long Island Ice Teas are very good at making you feel better. If you enjoy being a girl about your drinks, we suppose. We'll have beer.
Deadpool: No beer.
Cable: That would be a good idea.
Jan: Beerbeerbeerbeer.
Cable: ... Bad influence.
Swords: *SIGH* Penelope and Elle talked about making this a monthy thing. Like their period, we suppose. Hoshi and Penelope talked about Hurley and their siblings. Are we done yet? We want to play with Zack's clothing.
Cable: Nobody's playing.
*sound of wooden blocks being smacked together*
Cable: Jan, put those down...
Uniform: But she's playing! Maybe just to prove you wrong? The masters of shrinkage here were lucky enough to wake up with these two fine specimens of swordhood in their bed, and I envy them that. I woke up on the floor, in the a smelly cabin alcove. Here's hoping that tomorrow morning is a little more satisfying, hmm? Steve had the unique pleasure of waking up to find that his shield had turned into a man, and you know, there's nothing the matter with that. It's a bit of a trend today. Veronica's taser is a girl with attitude who packs a mean zap, and she met Tim Desmond's magic sword, who is also a girl, and a SOLDIER uniform could get ideas, with this many sexy weapons on the island right now. Elsewhere still, Rick Castle's fictional characters have come to life, and they seem to be none too pleased about him killing them off, or making them a little on the loose side, if you know what I mean. Glinda, meanwhile, woke up to see that her wand was some hot guy with long white hair and attitude, like something straight out of a Barry Plodder novel. I haven't read those books. Because, you know, I don't typically do much casual reading.
Jan: Baaaah-ry.
Cable: I'm sure. The Impala in the parking lot turns into a woman. I'm surprise we haven't had more cars... Merlin and Dinah meet up on the beach to discuss the different standards their worlds have for dangerous things... yeah, that changes from time period to time period, too. Tony Stark and Tyler find out that JARVIS has been made flesh. Much like the old variety. Jack Sparrow finds his rum is alive, and not what he'd anticipated. And Detective Constable Day--
Jan: JUSSISE! JUSSISE!
Cable: ...finds her badge has come to life. Tully wakes up to a good luck charm at the lighthouse. Not an unhelpful transformation, in comparison. Loki's plant beats him at video games. Deputy Mayor Scherbatsky finds that her hockey stick and Constable Fraser's Mountie hat have both come to life.
Jan: Scherbat! Skeeee. *giggling* Wressling mounties.
Uniform: They have some nice looking uniforms too, from what I've seen since getting here. I mean, naturally, I'm more functional... Less with the bad riding pants and all.
Deadpool: ...You are the gayest set of clothing ever. Alex Cabot's computer is a chick named Dell. So... I guess dude is gettin' a Dell. Good for her. Muuuurdock finds his jacket is a boobie chick and his hat wants to tap that. Awkward. How can you ever wear them together again? Knowing you're standing in the way of that kinda love? Eliza who doesn't run a whorehouse finds a naked guy in her shower and chases him off to find he stop her beloved showerhead. That bastard! Irulan's hat collection is like ANTM without the bitchy and weaves, but she flees before they can get there. Ben Reilly's mask was very chatty about his cooking. I got nothing there. I'm tasteless joked out. Look what you've done to me, people! LOOK!
Swords: We still love you.
Cable: *clears throat* You'll be fine.
Uniform: You girls can love me, you know.
Deadpool: Oooookay, awkward. I think we're done unless that damn outfit is gonna try to make another move on my innocent swords here. No means no!
Cable: Yes... Leaving would be a good idea...
Deadpool: Say good night moon!
Jan: Go'nigh moooon!
Swords: Can we play with the squirrels?
Deadpool: Okay, it's a lil' pretty, but no one wants to deal with swords who only have on fuction.
Swords: Stab, slash, impale?
Deadpool: Yeah, those things. Could you guys be less hot or something? This is just killin' me here.
Swords: We're not shealths--
Deadpool: Hey, hey, hey! This is a family show! Just read the notes.
School
Swords: Nothing happened. Do we have to keep reading? Those squirrels look like fun.
Deadpool: ...maaaaaybe later.
Dorms
Swords: *sigh* In the pool, Ender was being emo and then was visited by Valentine who talked about working at a sex shop--we went there!--and how he was taking his flight class because he likes Skywalkers. We don't. You don't need a lightsaber. We're better.
Deadpool: But it's so shiny!
Swords: We're prettier. And will cut that man's stupid hair. Ben and his flight simulator were very concerned about what was going on at the Wormhole X-Treme campfire. The Wheel of Morality was a hot nun and only added to the confusion. Like Rosette? We miss her. Tahiri was there with something called a Bantha that isn't Ben's type. We don't see why not. Is it because of Ender? And then at Spooky Things, Yuffie groped her materia. We're sure they liked it. We like to be held firmly by Deadpo---
Deadpool: FAMILY SHOW.
Swords: No fun. The Wheel of Morality was chased around there by Yakko. Over on the roof 'chicks' were repelling. Boring. Why isn't there more fighting here? We never get to see people anymore. People were given instructions and there was chatter. Triela flirted with Dinah as they checked each other out and talked about fears. Claire was also flirted with as she told Triela about her teddy bear being a human. There are a lot of girls who like other girls. Is Setsuna still here?
Deadpool: Has she been defending her honor from my lavacious accusations of her sexual identity issues?
Swords: ...shame. Dinah and Claire talked about the bear and their first times. Parker turned Triela down for being checked out as she's done this many times already. Dinah and Parker talk about how much they love jumping off things to their squishy deaths--oh. Still repelling. We forgot. Claire and Parker also introduced themselves but not about jumping off things.
Deadpool: Buuuuut, they did have some chitter-chatter on the ground. Claire was all OH EM GEE at Dinah about it and they both decided to check out the brand spankin' new 6th floor. Ooooo! Dinah's necklace was randomly there as a human and very 'CRIME FIGHTING TO BE DONE! COME, WE MUST STRIKE FEAR INTO THE CRIMINAL ELEMENTS!' Oh, Christian Bale. Claire was all up in Triela's Koolaid with how awesome her skills with rapelling is. Over at The Sun Also Rises, Dean got a visit from his sexy, sexy Impala. Rwarr!
Swords: Cars are stupid. You get to hold us in your hands and we're like an extension of y--
Deadpool: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DIRTY? Anyway! Sam's all 'Oh man, that car is hot, I have these feelings and urges! Maybe I've finally hit puberty!' But the Impala's very 'Um, Dean plz' right back at him. OH BURN. Eve's grim--grimme--book was chatting up the Impala. From the cabins on through to the dorms, Zack fled to get a new set of clothing as his other one was now a person.
Swords: Hiiiiii. *giggle*
Deadpool: None of that! Eric and his waffle maker--seriously? A waffle maker? Weirdo--ogled him the whoooole way. Turtle was a good kid and offered to kick his clothing for... stealing his clothing. Dinah thought him and his clothing were a couple and the clothing was very into that notion. Creeeepy. Elena was glad to have blackmail like a staaaaalker. My swords tried to get into the clothing's pants which isn't gonna happen, got it ladies?
Swords: There's always tomorrow.
Deadpool: NO. BAD WRONG BAD. Priestly and his kilt wandered off for some KOOKY adventures, I'm sure. Claire's teddy bear was all up in that human biznaz too, like you do. Valentine was there to speak French to the bear, which is disturbing on so many levels. Aaaand, Dinah was all OMG HUMAN TEDDY BEAR. Yoooou get used to it. Cloney McGee was there to mooch but was hugged by the bear instead. Oh god, that's a hell of a list of people wakin' up. Okay, let's try this...
Chuck's scarf wakes up a hottie who is all over him--you lucky bastard. Mine wanna do stuff, Hannibal's porn are people because he's a dirty man and therefore nothing like me, Zack's uniform was all alive and he was all OMFG, Penelope's book was a dude, Elle W's Hugo Boss add was all up over her like a seductive man that doesn't exist in real life, Jo's knife was a creeper--aren't they all?-- Naomi's 'flotter' doll was a guy with blue hair who went on adventures with her--probably to Candy Mountain-- Peyton woke up in an orgy of electronic equipment, Ned's pie was a chick and I'm bettin' there was some dirty pie love happening there--I KNEW IT ALL ALONG-- Dean shows up to get hit on by the dirty, dirty pie aaaaaand Kaylee and her wrench aren't far behind him for the WTF. Sweet Jesus, this doesn't end.
Swords: Eve and her many books are confused about who they ought to sleep with. We suggest whoever looks the prettiest. Bones' hypospray is a cranky man just like him and he refuses to believe this is possible. We hope he turns into a bunny for that. Kate who is a cat is almost squished by Bobby before she turns human and naked on him. We hope that ended will for them. And suggest protective sheaths. Chloe is disturbed by her amulet being a woman. Would a man have been better? We like being women. Savannah thinks she's being cuddled by that stupid Storm boy, but it's just her teddy bear in a leather jacket. K-Mart headwalled over the teddy bear being alive on Savannah which isn't nice of her at all.
Deadpool: Neither is being hot and not touchable, so...
Swords: You touch us all the time.
Deadpool: Soooo not the same. Francine was trying to hide in her alcove, which was just silly since there was a Merlin there with her. Really now, do better, Francine. Adora gets a phone call from the jewel in the chest of her sword which looks like She-Ra. ...Okay, that's just so far from making sense now, it hurts. Keeping in the sword trend, Annja also gets to chat with hers. Eric gets breakfast from his waffle maker. Aaaaaand, in non-human turned stuff news, Tara makes her pencil float and glow all Twilight Zoney. Ronan makes a phone call from his room. No word on if his phone was human or not. Ino's room is busted outta by a flower pot and a ribbon... Merlin's magic book and Francine's sex book make sweet, creepy, old people love. Gah. It's like seeing Aunt May and Uncle Ben nudie all over again.
Town
*Sounds of a door opening and closing again*
Zack's Uniform: Oh, hey ladies! Lookin' sharp!
Swords: Hiiiii.
Deadpool: I'm gettin' a hose.
Uniform: Here's here I make a lewd clothing-related comment about cold water and shrinkage, you realize that.
Deadpool: You wanna talk about your shrinkage on air?
Uniform: It would have to be something along the lines of how you're the sort that causes such things. Um. There are squirrels waving notes at me.
Deadpool: Get to that!
Uniform: Sir! Yes, sir! At Turtle and Canary, Kyle was threatening the poor Squishybot with the OFF switch. Which, on a day like today, could quite probably mean he's trying to turn her off in other ways. The world may never know. Rose stopped in with a kitten that used to be that guy with the forehead, looking for cat clothing and a camera. Blackmail! Nice! Hope, meanwhile, suggested that Kyle should make rude gestures at the Squishybot. What, and hurt her feelings? She works hard day in and out for you people, and this is the thanks you give? Turtle stopped by to check in on her new employee, or else to pick up new clothing for Zack in order to replace me. I know how these things are. *melodramatic sniff* Moving right along, now. Nate opened Wellspring Arms, along with Jan, and Jean paid them both a visit, painfully oblivious to any oddness going on today. I haven't noticed anything too odd, except that my man doesn't want me hanging off of him today, while usually he's pulling me all over him. I'll let you know later if it was something I said.
Swords: We could be all over you.
Uniform: I could live with that. Ned opened Luke's Diner and had some fascinating discussion with the people he works with. That might be a euphemism. 'Discussion.' It sounds kind of euphemistic to me, anyhow. At the Book Haven, Jess had... A book. I am unraveling in astoundment. Hurley was accosted by human Four-Dee at Groovy Tunes, and I don't blame... her? Him? Whichever, really. I don't blame that particular object for being upset at being left behind. We're that much more lovable for the day, and you don't want anything to do with us? I'm hurt. Impala pulled up looking for her owner, Dean Winchester, who better not have left her behind too. Impalas are hot.
Deadpool: Now, see, you're makin' 'em jealous.
Uniform: I have complete faith in their ability to be hotter. Or at least more dangerous. Which, really, is pretty much the same thing.
Swords: We like dangerous better.
Uniform: Well, then come talk to me after the show, girls. At the Android's Dungeon, a Banjo and his Frog were checking out the comic books. As you do. And at Cafe Fina, the staff was human again. I think there's a song in that somewhere, if you squint sideways at it. But I'm not too big on show tunes. At the Arms, Hoshi's data PADD was practically shoving podcasts down her throat, and at the clinic, Pot and Ribbon hunted Ino doooooown. Which suggests to me that Pot is not as mellow as its name suggests it could be.
*door opening and closing gently a second time*
Cable: I see you haven't died yet.
Jan: Swooords!
Deadpool: No, but I think a set of clothing is getting fresh with my swords.
Cable: Did you bring a hose--?
Deadpool: I'm lookin'!
Uniform: There you have it, listeners at home. Two men who are big on shrinkage. Clothing shrinkage. Perverts.
Cable: Belay that last. Get some duct tape.
Uniform: ... Hot.
Cable: Askani preserve me. Chuck Bass and his scarf open up Caritas today... and there are some things I'd pass on knowing. Unfortunately, that's the name of the game tonight, as Hurley and his human Four-Dee make conversation about what is, and isn't, appropriate for Hurley to do with a scarf. Hm. Moving away from this, Dean came by to ask about Chuck's face. Rachel added to it by healing his pain.
Bones brought his hypospray to the bar for a whiskey - remember, don't mix alcohol with medication. Hannibal's magazines met Chuck's scarf for a rousing conversation. Sex continues to be the main topic of conversation - not surprising, considering it's an island full of teenagers... Edward finds himself in trouble because his cape won't leave him be. Adora requested his help in an attempt to keep her sword from talking to people. Valentine is there for the other matter that's preoccupying these kids tonight - how Chuck's surviving. Adora's sword seemed intent on... wrestling.
Jan: Wessling!
Cable: No, Jan. Just no. The Dreamer was at the bar. As were Eve's magic books, looking for some, uh, action. Eric brought his waffle maker to the bar, and to top off the evening, our new Professor Ziva found herself concerned about the amount of teenagers in the bar. Unfortunately, the draw of ethanol is-- great.
Swords: In the lounge, Joan and See Oh were chided by Penelope for drinking soda. I never thought soda was bad. Unless it was left on our blades. It might corrode. So, yes. We suppose it is bad in a way. Elle and Joan agreed they needed to hang out sober more often. Hoshi whose name we like and Elle talked about how this place was much more interesting than back home. Speak for yourselves. We've stabbed aliens and gods. Rachel and Joan made plans to go shopping after Rachel said she respected her opinion. Elle assures Rachel that shopping is fun. No it isn't. It's boring. Joan was concerned for Hoshi's safety walking home, but was assured she could throw people against walls. Not as fun as stabbing them. Hoshi told Rachel that Long Island Ice Teas are very good at making you feel better. If you enjoy being a girl about your drinks, we suppose. We'll have beer.
Deadpool: No beer.
Cable: That would be a good idea.
Jan: Beerbeerbeerbeer.
Cable: ... Bad influence.
Swords: *SIGH* Penelope and Elle talked about making this a monthy thing. Like their period, we suppose. Hoshi and Penelope talked about Hurley and their siblings. Are we done yet? We want to play with Zack's clothing.
Cable: Nobody's playing.
*sound of wooden blocks being smacked together*
Cable: Jan, put those down...
Uniform: But she's playing! Maybe just to prove you wrong? The masters of shrinkage here were lucky enough to wake up with these two fine specimens of swordhood in their bed, and I envy them that. I woke up on the floor, in the a smelly cabin alcove. Here's hoping that tomorrow morning is a little more satisfying, hmm? Steve had the unique pleasure of waking up to find that his shield had turned into a man, and you know, there's nothing the matter with that. It's a bit of a trend today. Veronica's taser is a girl with attitude who packs a mean zap, and she met Tim Desmond's magic sword, who is also a girl, and a SOLDIER uniform could get ideas, with this many sexy weapons on the island right now. Elsewhere still, Rick Castle's fictional characters have come to life, and they seem to be none too pleased about him killing them off, or making them a little on the loose side, if you know what I mean. Glinda, meanwhile, woke up to see that her wand was some hot guy with long white hair and attitude, like something straight out of a Barry Plodder novel. I haven't read those books. Because, you know, I don't typically do much casual reading.
Jan: Baaaah-ry.
Cable: I'm sure. The Impala in the parking lot turns into a woman. I'm surprise we haven't had more cars... Merlin and Dinah meet up on the beach to discuss the different standards their worlds have for dangerous things... yeah, that changes from time period to time period, too. Tony Stark and Tyler find out that JARVIS has been made flesh. Much like the old variety. Jack Sparrow finds his rum is alive, and not what he'd anticipated. And Detective Constable Day--
Jan: JUSSISE! JUSSISE!
Cable: ...finds her badge has come to life. Tully wakes up to a good luck charm at the lighthouse. Not an unhelpful transformation, in comparison. Loki's plant beats him at video games. Deputy Mayor Scherbatsky finds that her hockey stick and Constable Fraser's Mountie hat have both come to life.
Jan: Scherbat! Skeeee. *giggling* Wressling mounties.
Uniform: They have some nice looking uniforms too, from what I've seen since getting here. I mean, naturally, I'm more functional... Less with the bad riding pants and all.
Deadpool: ...You are the gayest set of clothing ever. Alex Cabot's computer is a chick named Dell. So... I guess dude is gettin' a Dell. Good for her. Muuuurdock finds his jacket is a boobie chick and his hat wants to tap that. Awkward. How can you ever wear them together again? Knowing you're standing in the way of that kinda love? Eliza who doesn't run a whorehouse finds a naked guy in her shower and chases him off to find he stop her beloved showerhead. That bastard! Irulan's hat collection is like ANTM without the bitchy and weaves, but she flees before they can get there. Ben Reilly's mask was very chatty about his cooking. I got nothing there. I'm tasteless joked out. Look what you've done to me, people! LOOK!
Swords: We still love you.
Cable: *clears throat* You'll be fine.
Uniform: You girls can love me, you know.
Deadpool: Oooookay, awkward. I think we're done unless that damn outfit is gonna try to make another move on my innocent swords here. No means no!
Cable: Yes... Leaving would be a good idea...
Deadpool: Say good night moon!
Jan: Go'nigh moooon!
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