Fandom High Radio, Tuesday, June 9th

[bitchprince]

Good evening, Fandom. As always, I hope it finds you well, and I can assure you that my manservant is kept safely elsewhere and sober for the day. This is WTFH radio, and I am Prince Arthur Pendragon. Let's take ourselves to the news of the--

SO WHAT--

Squirrels, I think I can well and truly say that you've murdered that song thrice over, so I would suggest you all sit down and behave yourselves.

*chittering*

Now.



The office has decided to indulge in sloth today, as they're all slumped over and sleeping. Don't all staff? Anemone is considering a shelf of books for Lady Temperance's class in the library. Professor Veronica practices 'math problems'. No, for the last time, squirrels, I'm not going to add an 's' to the word 'math'. Who came up with that? The students listened to the lecture and TA Harry performed his duties. Lady Temperance discusses gender roles in class. Interesting. The students listen and discuss the material based on their genders. TAs Valentine and Eric are present and accounted for. And not mice.

Archaeology class wastes its time watching some movie or another. Flight and Flying covers 'capital ships', which I take it are a lot like flagships. Huge. Master Anakin demonstrates his prowess with such ships by showing the students a recording of such. While his ship was breaking up and on fire. That's not too bad at all. There's room to speak to him as the students practice, attempting to make sure that their ship doesn't end falling apart and on fire. Ben speaks to TA John Sheppard about his family and the strange circumstances of his time at Fandom so far. I'm sure you'll find many people here who sympathise. In Beach Play, the word of the day is 'tanning', which is what my manservant should never even attempt. I realise you're experimenting with your magic, Merlin, but 'turning yourself into a lobster' is not really helping. The students listen to the lecture and the squirrels are quite enthused about the class. I didn't know squirrels could tan.

*chittering*

I'm sure that works out very well for you. They lay out in the sun and Lord Romeo and TA Jess perform their duties by leading by example. Always a noble cause. Logically Speaking considers cryptography, encoding and decoding messages to send back and forth. At least that's actually useful. TA Claire is present, and discussing the material with Professor Mohinder.

In office hours, Lord Deadpool finds himself bored and concerned with pencils. Quite... Professor Veronica visits to speak about a potential threat to the school, but Lord Deadpool does not feel it is much threatened. Mayor Cable and his child then pay visit to feed him and to consider the damage to the ceiling.

Sir Minsc visits Lady Glinda in her office, where she's a bit preoccupied with something called margaritas. He offers Boo a *snickers* umbrella. Professor Tyler visits Lady Elizabeth to discuss the previous week and I would point out that that seems somewhat hazardous at this point in time.

DORMS

I'm back again, I know y'all missed me, I'm so so sick, can't handle it, yeah, I talk shit, just deal with it--

I thought I told you to put an end to it, squirrels. This mindless interference isn't going to make the broadcast any clearer, you realise that?

*chittering more*

What are you talking about? I have better things to do than listening to rodents discuss rims. You can be sure none of us care whether or not you wear hats. Moving on.

The reserve met as is our habit, to discuss alternate forms of weaponry. I mean it, Fandom: when in need, there's generally always something you can use. Often brooms. Fiona and Himura continue their discussion about Himura's unfailing confidence that there's no way he'll ever lose his sword in combat. Because God help us all if anyone might find themselves forced to prepare for any eventuality. Griff is newly joining our reserve, getting his welcome from Fiona. I didn't realise we'd elevated her to that status. We chose our weapons, and Fiona showed Himura what objects come closest to resembling a sword. We sparred, including Himura and Fiona again, and Zack and myself. ... *snickers*

You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ella, ey, ey, ey...

*more snickering*

*chittering*

No, of course I'm not going to stop you. Zack deserves every bit he gets. We were there, and Ino spoke to me about what had happened over the week. I filled her in as completely as I could, considering, so there's no need to tell Ino about anything else. She knows everything. Lady Alice explained to Zack that she has some trouble with the assignment because she tends to go for the kill. I'm sure he managed that conversation with *snickers* skill and grace.

Zack, next time, don't challenge the man with a broom.

You can try and try, you can't beat me! So I'll cash my checks and place my bets and hope I'll always win--

Squirrels. You will be quiet. Chuck was on the roof, where he spoke to Hannibal of the previous week and how he was a 'walking rich guy cliche', whatever that means.

Effy is watching 'Search for a Sexxbomb' in the common room, yet another reason why I'm happy not to be there unless Dark Serpent is on. Especially the goes forth one. Valentine is mesmerized, despite Effy making it very clear it's not in any way good. At least she's honest. Liir visits to ask about baking, as is his wont, the big girl. Valentine requests that he share, as she actually manages to know less about baking than Liir does. Congratulations, Liir. A girl is manlier than you. Liir and Leda introduce themselves. Now that sounds like a pair of court jesters or something.

Leda wishes to know what in the world they're watching, which I can't blame her for. She talked to Valentine about Lady Temperance's classes, while Lady Elspeth finds herself dealing with Liir's dog as well as Effy's vague explanations about the Teevee. Leda communicates to Lady Elspeth, in her own words, that the show is disgusting. Again, it's a very upfront common room. K-Mart hoped it was... a different sort of show, but she was left wanting.

But it's all right, I don't give a damn, I don't play your rules, I make my ow--

NO MORE SINGING, SQUIRRELS. No more music. If you wish to make noise, you will wait until I am finished with these notes, and I have gone outside. Is that understood?

*chittering*

Good. Now make it so, and bring me some rum.

Alex Karev spent his day lying around in bed. Shilo is attempting to find something in her room when Hurley, he of the poorly timed, comes by to speak about the week. You really shouldn't be doing that, Hurley. Her roommate, meanwhile, merely worried about the mess. Jaina is in her room tending to her duties, as is only right. Claire introduces herself, only to find that Jaina is none too fond of the island, and I don't know anyone who could truly blame her. Lois visits to ask about her work, and to inquire about the week as well, including some time she spent with Katina. ...

*chittering*

...Perfectly innocent, I'm sure. Tahiri comes to offer her apologies after the week as well, and finally, Valentine speaks to her about how she's been settling in so far. I hope none too poorly.

Peyton... returns home in a good mood, and speaks to Dean about why she's in one. I... apologise for my behaviour last week. It was unchivalrous. Turtle is in her room for work, and Ino nurses her poor mood in her room until Jennifer comes by to apologise. It's unknown whether this cleared Ino's mood at all, but considering her, I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't. Liir decided to stop by and make sure.

TOWN

Moving on to the last part of our broadcast, Haley amused herself by listening to the Doobie Brothers. In a stunning turn of events, a leaf fell off a tree in the park this morning. Tully finds himself stuck in the elevator, while down in the preserve, a rabbit digs its way into a hill. Tony DiNozzo settles himself in his new apartment, where he runs into Gibbs. They 'bitch' for quite a while, and finally come to a settlement as to how no women will be allowed to venture down to the basement.

The likelihood of this ever occurring at all is probably slim.

Today continues to be excrutiatingly slow, as a bird hops down a tree, and Jack, Hinata, Prince Edward, Fiona, Mary, Ellie, and Pepper all do their duties accordingly and without much of a fuss. While a flower grows an eight of an inch somewhere, Loki swum around the pool while entertaining Sir Daisy. She was exhausted after the past week for whatever reason.

As a rickshaw driver hobbles over the streets, Ino opens up the flower shop, where she discusses her missions with Lord Romeo. Lord Romeo comes bearing coffee for her, and the rest of the week is mentioned as well. ... Grand. Adam opened the Android's Dungeon, which despite the name, as Tim found out, was not a place of torture or ill repute. Eve also came to visit him. At the Perk, Gibbs was visited by Professor Veronica, who was more interested in speaking about CopCon. Whatever that was. Lady Irulan also paid visit to chat with him.

There's a rehearsal at the theatre, and in other stunning news, the flower shop sold flowers. The thespians mingled; Gabrielle found out that Priestly has a less annoying twin. Dinah then proceeded to talk Prince Edward's ears off about everything from Claudia to Zack and trust me, you should have seen him with that beach *snickers* umbrella. No doubt, that's about the same she spoke to Priestly about as well. There was a resident wizard, Geoffrey and Karla gained some critique. That's very interesting.

Physician Martha graciously staffed the clinic as always, where she got a visit from Francine. I hope everything is all right. Riggins made a deal that involved him opening up Caritas today, where he provided Prince Edward with some rum. Prince Edward, you could attempt a radio broadcast - it's payment given. *slosh* She-Ra greeted Prince Edward and his... plan. Brilliant. Valentine greeted the 'man from the bus', and discussed how she'd come seeking boredom. On this island? Never. In the lounge, a drunken Hannibal hoped that She-Ra could fix him. Oh, Hannibal. Whatever is wrong with you is impossible to fix, but I suppose you can use every scrap of help you can get. Finally, Haley requested a whiskey sour, and I believe that's everything for tonight. Squirrels?

Ice cream, ice cream, we all want--

Nevermind I asked. Good night.

*click*

Comments

[blondecanary.livejournal.com]

"~We all want ice cream!~" Dinah sang along with the squirrels. After giggling her way through most of the broadcast.

[new-to-liirness.livejournal.com]

"...all right," Liir said after the broadcast was over, if only to himself, "that's it. I'm cooking for him if it's the last thing I bloody do."

Hell hath no fury like a baker scorned.