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fandom_radio2006-05-10 10:47 pm
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Fandom Radio, May 10
HELLO, NEWBIES. I'm Jaye. I'm your Wednesday night-and-occasionally-other-times radio hostess. And just remember, anything I say is totally for your own good.
Edumacation
None, la!
For the record, some of the classes last year were really kind of cool, but it's still school, so it sucks. In general. Ignore that I passed a class I wasn't even technically enrolled in. Remember that when you sign up for summer workshops.
Professor Mr. The Tick holds office hours, and Hermi- Her. *sigh* Herminny stops by. Oh, and apparently the pesky little wee dragon's leaving. Darn.
Living Conditions
People wake up a lot at this school. Every damn day. Callisto and Angel are, quote, "drowsy and cute and wakey", as are Marty and Angela but without the note about the drowsiness, and John and Princess Folder Helmet- I mean, Aeryn, use Professor Skeeter as pillow talk. I so don't even wanna know.
I just realized John's not getting turned into any more animals. *pause*
COME BACK, PROFESSOR SKEETER, COME BACK!!! ...INATED.
Professor Harrington- do I still have to call everyone Professor?- she's having a busy day, working out and then getting a visitor. Mac stops by to see Blair. Because he set up a cafe outside his room. Okay, newbies? Blair kind of rules. Isabel talks to Mac while she's there, Saka... Sa...- can I call you Sak?- stops by, and Dean talks about his pot. I am sure they just talked about plants, Administration People. Actually, my notes don't specify, so let's say that's all. Yep.
Newbies Willow and Marie talk about classes, Seras unpacks, Shawn and Peter help Paige move... And my notes need to clarify. This is Peter Pev- Pens- Penseevie. Now known as English Peter.
Alanna writes a letter, as does Dawn. And Dean calls his dad, and then talks to Cedric. Cedric? Sounds British. Buffy and River wake up and talk, Parker calls Jarod, AND YOU PEOPLE ALL TALK TOO MUCH.
Also, newbies, I am short on patience.
Kaylee meets her roommate Herm... Hermaphrodite? Whatever. They talk about elves and camp and knitting. Paige stops by to say hi to Harkness, and... oh, is that gonna be trouble, I can see it now. I'm just gonna separate you two right now. There. Pretend there's a little barrier between you two. Tim listens to a tape, I guess, and Walter takes notes and Sam who we will call Sammy so as not to confuse him with Girl!Sam, wakes up his brother.
After having woken up, Angel helps Callisto move. And the third floor loses more coolness. For those who don't know, the third floor has Peter Parker, who will now be known as Princess Peter. Don't trust him. He lies all the time. And he smells kinda funny. You might not notice it at first, but all of a sudden it hits you and you're like "...Ew."
And apparently Cam and Molly kissed at 2 am. So I've decided I can't date anyone anymore? Because you can be completely over someone and still have a moment of "Gee, this is awkward." Okay, people. New rule. No one is cute or cuddly or dately on Wednesdays anymore. Because I'm just going to report that you played Monopoly.
So, newbies, we have this place called the gym. It's like a little party for the kickass types. And apparently this Elle chick. She meets Tyler, who I kinda hate. Run, Elle, run! Though she's apparently dominating Cam- hm. really. And he and Tyler don't talk about domination, but zombies and stuff. Cam and Rory discuss Monopoly. Tyler ogles Parker or something. Rory ogles 494... Seriously? Is that a nickname? Because I will so start calling you Joe. Joxer- Okay, no one EVER bug me about my name again- makes fun of Rory's fencing sword, but Rory gets to talk to Cedric who's probably British. In the afternoon, Al goes to spar with Pippi, and then Ranma meets them and Pip and I AM MAKING YOU ALL WEAR NAMETAGS.
In the second floor common room, which is the cool common room. Yes, I live on the fourth floor. I hang on the second. Bel and Veronica almost get into a pillow fight, Paige and Bel talk about family stuff, while Paige and V talk about the summer. Veronica also mistakes Willow for Logan's sister. *pause* Hey! I knew you looked familiar. I met you at graduation. Ever get the old lady off your lap? And then Willow mistakes Bel for Angel and meets Xander's Monopoly partner. And Tim stops by and meets Bel and V.
Demyx is hanging on the fifth floor with Gwynn, Shiro and Pippi, Sak takes a walk and meets Paige, who is OMG EVERYWHERE all of a sudden, and Elle camps out by the TV in the first floor lobby.
The fourth floor is rocking today, wtf. Dawn- thank you for having a normal name, Dawn- meets Joxer and Molly, and gets eating recommendations from Cam. Cedric who, you know, I'm sure is British, meets some people, and Greg again thank you normal name is there, and Isabel talks with the probable Brit and Aeryn is probably charming as usual and Jude convinces English Peter and hold on one second.
*pause* *sounds of water gulping*
Princess Peter is an enormous dork, English Peter meets Seras and Aeryn, and then ALL THREE PETERS TALK. Sorry, Fat Peter, you're the last one, you get the nickname. Also, Princess Peter was apparently slandering me. He should see a therapist for all the lies he tells. He is just crazy with the lies. I bet his name's not even really Peter. Z who I've met meets two of the Peters and Kawalsky, who STILL OWES ME HOCKEY. Zack carries around a camera and obviously I must befriend him, Angela hangs out and meets the new people and K, Briar impresses everyone with his tattoos, Archie's surprised to see people there, and Parker heads in, and HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER XANDER AT THIS SCHOOL? You are Xander 2. Better yet, no. Everyone is now Bob. There. Made it easy.
Out and About
Lucas opens Empire Records, which is a cool place that I can't go to anymore. Marty, Jamie and Orlin stop in. Lana opens the bookstore I can never pronounce. Tim and Agatha stop in. There is no note of what time Lana got there.
Jude and Tim- dear lord, I'm going to sit in the lobby with a Polaroid camera and a Sharpie until I know who the hell I'm reporting about- meet Artie in the park. I still need to meet him someday. You're one step ahead of me, boys.
Caritas, which is good and has karaoke that I will never do sober again, has Phoebe talking to Jarod and then hitting the stage. No word on her soberness.
In the clinic, Firefighter Tommy smokes, and hey, he's the one who gave me Band-Aids the other week! And Natalie watches TV, and Janet and English Peter stop by and English Peter is reunited with Dr. Susan and... huh. Okay, meeting your younger sister when she's the school counselor? Gotta be weird. Welcome to Fandom.
At JGOB, Nadia and Walter talk about summer and the newbies, English Peter meets Abby and Seras and is all chivalrous at Agatha.
Abby figures out housing arrangements, and Ellie who is not Elle or apparently the Elliot we have, omg I'm just going to start identifying you all by your hair color, hangs at the Perk.
I'm going to collapsinate now. This has been Jaye. Giving you all nametags first thing the hell in the morning.
Edumacation
None, la!
For the record, some of the classes last year were really kind of cool, but it's still school, so it sucks. In general. Ignore that I passed a class I wasn't even technically enrolled in. Remember that when you sign up for summer workshops.
Professor Mr. The Tick holds office hours, and Hermi- Her. *sigh* Herminny stops by. Oh, and apparently the pesky little wee dragon's leaving. Darn.
Living Conditions
People wake up a lot at this school. Every damn day. Callisto and Angel are, quote, "drowsy and cute and wakey", as are Marty and Angela but without the note about the drowsiness, and John and Princess Folder Helmet- I mean, Aeryn, use Professor Skeeter as pillow talk. I so don't even wanna know.
I just realized John's not getting turned into any more animals. *pause*
COME BACK, PROFESSOR SKEETER, COME BACK!!! ...INATED.
Professor Harrington- do I still have to call everyone Professor?- she's having a busy day, working out and then getting a visitor. Mac stops by to see Blair. Because he set up a cafe outside his room. Okay, newbies? Blair kind of rules. Isabel talks to Mac while she's there, Saka... Sa...- can I call you Sak?- stops by, and Dean talks about his pot. I am sure they just talked about plants, Administration People. Actually, my notes don't specify, so let's say that's all. Yep.
Newbies Willow and Marie talk about classes, Seras unpacks, Shawn and Peter help Paige move... And my notes need to clarify. This is Peter Pev- Pens- Penseevie. Now known as English Peter.
Alanna writes a letter, as does Dawn. And Dean calls his dad, and then talks to Cedric. Cedric? Sounds British. Buffy and River wake up and talk, Parker calls Jarod, AND YOU PEOPLE ALL TALK TOO MUCH.
Also, newbies, I am short on patience.
Kaylee meets her roommate Herm... Hermaphrodite? Whatever. They talk about elves and camp and knitting. Paige stops by to say hi to Harkness, and... oh, is that gonna be trouble, I can see it now. I'm just gonna separate you two right now. There. Pretend there's a little barrier between you two. Tim listens to a tape, I guess, and Walter takes notes and Sam who we will call Sammy so as not to confuse him with Girl!Sam, wakes up his brother.
After having woken up, Angel helps Callisto move. And the third floor loses more coolness. For those who don't know, the third floor has Peter Parker, who will now be known as Princess Peter. Don't trust him. He lies all the time. And he smells kinda funny. You might not notice it at first, but all of a sudden it hits you and you're like "...Ew."
And apparently Cam and Molly kissed at 2 am. So I've decided I can't date anyone anymore? Because you can be completely over someone and still have a moment of "Gee, this is awkward." Okay, people. New rule. No one is cute or cuddly or dately on Wednesdays anymore. Because I'm just going to report that you played Monopoly.
So, newbies, we have this place called the gym. It's like a little party for the kickass types. And apparently this Elle chick. She meets Tyler, who I kinda hate. Run, Elle, run! Though she's apparently dominating Cam- hm. really. And he and Tyler don't talk about domination, but zombies and stuff. Cam and Rory discuss Monopoly. Tyler ogles Parker or something. Rory ogles 494... Seriously? Is that a nickname? Because I will so start calling you Joe. Joxer- Okay, no one EVER bug me about my name again- makes fun of Rory's fencing sword, but Rory gets to talk to Cedric who's probably British. In the afternoon, Al goes to spar with Pippi, and then Ranma meets them and Pip and I AM MAKING YOU ALL WEAR NAMETAGS.
In the second floor common room, which is the cool common room. Yes, I live on the fourth floor. I hang on the second. Bel and Veronica almost get into a pillow fight, Paige and Bel talk about family stuff, while Paige and V talk about the summer. Veronica also mistakes Willow for Logan's sister. *pause* Hey! I knew you looked familiar. I met you at graduation. Ever get the old lady off your lap? And then Willow mistakes Bel for Angel and meets Xander's Monopoly partner. And Tim stops by and meets Bel and V.
Demyx is hanging on the fifth floor with Gwynn, Shiro and Pippi, Sak takes a walk and meets Paige, who is OMG EVERYWHERE all of a sudden, and Elle camps out by the TV in the first floor lobby.
The fourth floor is rocking today, wtf. Dawn- thank you for having a normal name, Dawn- meets Joxer and Molly, and gets eating recommendations from Cam. Cedric who, you know, I'm sure is British, meets some people, and Greg again thank you normal name is there, and Isabel talks with the probable Brit and Aeryn is probably charming as usual and Jude convinces English Peter and hold on one second.
*pause* *sounds of water gulping*
Princess Peter is an enormous dork, English Peter meets Seras and Aeryn, and then ALL THREE PETERS TALK. Sorry, Fat Peter, you're the last one, you get the nickname. Also, Princess Peter was apparently slandering me. He should see a therapist for all the lies he tells. He is just crazy with the lies. I bet his name's not even really Peter. Z who I've met meets two of the Peters and Kawalsky, who STILL OWES ME HOCKEY. Zack carries around a camera and obviously I must befriend him, Angela hangs out and meets the new people and K, Briar impresses everyone with his tattoos, Archie's surprised to see people there, and Parker heads in, and HOW THE HELL DO YOU HAVE ANOTHER XANDER AT THIS SCHOOL? You are Xander 2. Better yet, no. Everyone is now Bob. There. Made it easy.
Out and About
Lucas opens Empire Records, which is a cool place that I can't go to anymore. Marty, Jamie and Orlin stop in. Lana opens the bookstore I can never pronounce. Tim and Agatha stop in. There is no note of what time Lana got there.
Jude and Tim- dear lord, I'm going to sit in the lobby with a Polaroid camera and a Sharpie until I know who the hell I'm reporting about- meet Artie in the park. I still need to meet him someday. You're one step ahead of me, boys.
Caritas, which is good and has karaoke that I will never do sober again, has Phoebe talking to Jarod and then hitting the stage. No word on her soberness.
In the clinic, Firefighter Tommy smokes, and hey, he's the one who gave me Band-Aids the other week! And Natalie watches TV, and Janet and English Peter stop by and English Peter is reunited with Dr. Susan and... huh. Okay, meeting your younger sister when she's the school counselor? Gotta be weird. Welcome to Fandom.
At JGOB, Nadia and Walter talk about summer and the newbies, English Peter meets Abby and Seras and is all chivalrous at Agatha.
Abby figures out housing arrangements, and Ellie who is not Elle or apparently the Elliot we have, omg I'm just going to start identifying you all by your hair color, hangs at the Perk.
I'm going to collapsinate now. This has been Jaye. Giving you all nametags first thing the hell in the morning.
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Peter was probably right. She DID sound kind of crazy. But at least she was funny.
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"I used to have a Z necklace, but I lost it! Why am I talking to the radio?"
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"How in the hell...?"
He definitely wasn't eyeing the wall between him and next door speculatively, wondering if it counted as a barrier.
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"I was sober," she snickered. "The last thing I need right now is for Grams to catch me drinking."
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[also? Bel, V, Paige et. al. were in the 3rd floor common room, not second!]
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[Hee! *cheers*]
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Not that she sounded sane, but that was a given.
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It's entirely possible that at this point Maia threw a pillow at Paige to shut her up.
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