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Fandom Radio, Thursday, May 14th
Oh, thank god, somewhere out of the rain--GOD DAMN IT. You lil' bastards tricked me into coming here again, didn't you?
*smug chittering*
I sure as hell better get some damn booze out of this. And cookies. And a footrub. Okay, scratch that last one, you guys have claws.
School
This really brings back memories. Hey, anyone remember that Venture guy? What do you think he's doing now?
...yeah, moving on from that daydream... Claudia was using her time wisely at the library and doodling. I hope it was in some funky graffiti style so we can all step it up to the streets later. Represent! Shilo wandered on in and spilled the beans on her super hero name. Secret identity, Shilo! You're not Matt Murdock, are you? You don't kill hookers by loving them, right? I didn't think so! Karla was in and trying to inform her that radio was wrong about her huge crush on Arthur. Which is a secret. The crush, I mean. Shhhh. Don't anyone tell.
Edna, the best teaching buddy ever, had her fashion class. HI, EDNA! People picked names and were critiqued on it. Anything with 'flame' or 'lightning' or 'witch' in it? Detention. You heard me! They got logos too. Despite never being able to live up to mine. Francine honed in on Karla's man by laughing at him having to make costumes. Hey. HEY. It's a many pursuit. Chuck Bass--gravelly voice buddy!-- and Dinah wondered if money made up for no super powers. I dunno. How about you ask Tony Stark. Make sure he's sober! Edna was there to be talked at and so was the TA, Brooke.
Miss Bennet explained Etiquette. Hey, I think I was in something like that. With Cap... Nevermind that now! There was a lecture, people introduced themselves, there was even a bit of mingling! Aaaaand, Leda was all surprised that Karla, the Arthur lover, rode a unicorn. Well, at least we know something private about her there... Speaking of Arthur, Triela told him she could hit him any time she wanted and she was losing her mind.
Um. Kaaaaay.
Leda liked Leto's name. ...hee. Diana tried to be ignored and Worf was all 'Oh no you di'nt!' but there was no finger snap. Though there should have been. Though she talked to Agnes about cats. Ahhh, I see. Crazy cat lady in training. It's okay. Nice to see you catch on early and get a head start. Joan compliments Worf's glitter, Leda told him she was also an alien or something, aaaand Agnes called him sweet and amicable. Caaaat laaaaady.
Oh, for the love of god, does this class never end?!
Katchoo thinks the moose is out to get her and is a stonewall at Leto. Karla and Agnes, cat ladies in training, shake hands with Triela. Crazy X-23 wannabe in training. Miss Bennet and Wendy were both there for the chatty Cathy.
Storytelling met and this Tim guy explained it all to them. Everyone does the usual introductionGwynn with a why and two ens was surprised to see him there and they caught up.
Tom Cruise had his Culture Shock class today. Sans couch jumping, I hope. There was a lecture and introductions--How about someone doesn't DO introductions next time? Spice it up a bit? You never know how nice it may god until it happens! Elspeth of the weird name, tried to explain to Karla that there was no murder where she was from. Karla the stalker was curious about Arthur's royalty. Watch out there, Arthur. Dead bunnies next! Peyton was there as TA and Arthur set himself up for more stalking by also volunteering to be one.
Abigail Irene who needs a less long name, was also holding her maaaaaagic class. I hope they find that bunny in their hats before it gets boiled. Lectures aaaaand, you guessed it, introductions. Diana and Tony bond over shared Canadian roots. More of us? Huh. Soon we'll have enough for a hockey team! Dojima as TA and then Savannah offered to be the other one. With less stalking.
Vince, whose sanity even I question was happy about the rain of glitter over in his office. Glinda had cookies during her office hours. BRING SOME TO YOUR VICE PRINCIPAL! Veronica of the sexy non-jailbait was very upset over glittery coffee. It makes a man out of boys, Veronica. Maybe a gay man, but a man none the less! Fraser was busy with plans about the sixth floor and I kinda just zoned out, so moving on! That Ray guy stopped by about his girlfriend being a cat. Oh, boo-hoo! Mine was a lemming. A LEMMING WITH TELEKINESIS. Blair was there as well with concerns about some chick named Serena. ...I don't know who that is, but I'm sure she has fabulous hair.
In other news, there was an elk strapped to the wall of the office. You know what? I really don't want to know. But you could all have the decency to keep that in the bedroom, people. God!
Dorms
Over at the fattest cabin around, and not just because John Shepard is there... Taft! Romeo was concerned to find it raining glitter. Leto asked him if that was normal and they got on the subject of it causing kissy. Boykissy, to be exact. But not mankissy, so I'm totally safe. Ned was also informed of the potential for homoerotic love caused by glitter. Leto tells Ned he misses his pie.
...do I really need to make the joke? It kinda makes itself there.
Ino was happy about glitter rain and Romeo assured her he wasn't that kinda guy to follow Leto and Ned's dirty example. Ned continued being dirty and talked to her about edible glitter. Liir and Ino talked about paaaartaaaaaays going on this weekend. Also? Flowers. Romeo bucks the glitter curse and macks on Dojima before she met Leto over glitter! Liir and Romeo caught up on AU weekends and glitter. Maybe not that the same time, but you never know.
Over in the Salle, Elspeth played with swords like ya do. Fiona stomped in to hit things with her yo-yo---*Cracks up*--A yo-yo? Seriously? Oh, man. Kids these days... Leto then offered to spar with the--*SNERK*--yo-yos.
Over at Millard Fillmore, Worf was happy. Wait, that's the guy with the bumpy forehead and stick up his ass, right? Priestly was rightly frightened by it. Aaaand Leda walked by. Okie-dokie then. Interesting.
Chester A Arthur was hoppin' and not just because of the... wow, I got nothing. He was a boring president. Anyway... Emma was bored and reading a magazine. She talked to Fiona of the yo-yo about glitter. She then chatted with the kid who wishes he was me about who can pull off the glitter and who can't. Answer: Vampires so can. True story. Fiona and her yo-yo inspected the not-me kid whose name I refuse to say until I get my own damn movie. Zack was lost and confused--that doesn't sound difficult--and had the boykissy properties explained to him by Emma. Joey Joe Joe Not Me told Zack that the glitter licked him and--SO HELP ME, HANNIBAL, YOU BETTER NOT BE HITTING ON THE KID I MAY BE TAKING ON AS AN APPRENTICE. I WILL GIVE YOU DETENTION SO FAST, YOU'LL THINK YOU HAD SKRULLMYDIA.
...
YEAH. IT TURNS THINGS GREEN.
*Chittering*
No, not me. I heard that Johnny Storm got it, though. Married a Skrull, you see. And speaking of that... Maron told Zack he was cute. Griff and Fiona and Fiona's yo-yo introduced themselves properly and talked about this not happening in California. Riiiight. Everything happens there these days. Emma and him then chat about their powers and--- Wait. Emma. Kinda bitchy sounding. Powers. Is she blond?
*chitters*
...oh, I am gonna make Nate meet her now.
That kid who is not me then tries to tell Gruff he should be a pretty and sparkly ballerina. Well. Maybe it's his dream. Ever think of that? Don't crush dreams, kid. That makes you a dream crusher. Nobody likes a dream crusher. Emma--who really has legs to stand on mocking people for dazzling--told a confused Ben that he looked like a disco ball. Twenty-nine my ass, editors. We know the truth with that kinda comment! Emma then confused Maron with philosophy and the like. Chie wanted to know where the rain came from. Clouds. Rain comes from clouds. Which Maron explained and then gleed over the pretty. Maron... is a bit special, right? Emma makes stuff up to Chie about a glitter fairy. Yeah. Probably named Nightcrawler. Emma and Tahiri oddly only just met despite sharing a cabin. Way to be anti-social, girls. And that is just crappy use of telepathy, missy!
In the Taft cabin, John the lardo snuggled with Jaina and talked about getting super powers so he could rip down walls. It only ends in bills, let me tell you. Ender was covered in glitter as he fled for his cabin and was offered by Ben to be rolled the rest of the way. Shhh... do you hear that? Somewhere, Orson Scott Card is having seizures over how gay it is. Karla was there to break up the sheer magnitude of gay that whole exchange seemed to be. And was smugged at over the Force. Damn the Force. I still want a lightsaber. You hear me, Anakin! Lightsaber!
There was a raccoon who may or may not be a student that was curling up on the pie-pervert's bed.
Over in FDR, Shilo was brushing glitter out of her hair. Which doesn't work, bee tea double ewe. It's there for ages after. Hurley stopped by to veg with her. In the Rutherford B Hayes cabin, Dinah had a bad dream, woke Tony not Stark and then called home for bad news. In that order. I think. And then is yelled at by Ino to leave. Karla, however, checked to see what the dealio.
Town
Jennifer Walters opened on up that law firm in town--why is that name familiar? And why is that law firm? And, further more, why do I feel the need to warn employees there to avoid prostitutes? Never mind now.
Katchoo was cranky about something over at Strokes of Genius. Hopefully it wasn't a stroke she was cranky about. That's no laughing matter, Katchoo. Even if I do feel a raspy voice connection with you. Worf and glitter was there to blow her mind. In a bad way I think. No guns in town! Dinah was there to perky at her. That can't end well for anyone. Ino was by to pester her about a nam---SHULKIE! I KNEW I KNEW THAT FROM SOMEWHERE!
HA!
SUCK ON THAT LACK OF RECAP PAGES!
*chitters warily*
Oh, right, it's still on. Maybe you all should turn it off when I shout, hmmm? Ever thought about that? I didn't think so.
*sulky chittering*
It's okay, I still think you're nefarious and mildly likeable. Anywhooo... Peyton brought lunch and The Cure to work today. Peyton. Honey? Sweetheart? Sugar...belly. I ran out of names. That's just too much emo there. Listen to Miley Cyrus to cheer up. Or get chatted up by Haley. Sexy kinda! Millie had a 'help wanted' sign up in Book Haven. Jess of an indeterminate gender needed a job, Jon was there for books and it somehow came up that he's a clone. Pfff. Big deal!
Over at The Gig Helen was happy and the horses, like sane creatures, hated the glitter rain. Triela stopped by to express her glitter rage and chat about privacy. Murdock tried to feed spatula--Heee, still an excellent word--over at the Freelance Police. Which doesn't make sense unless you have some sort of sentient spatula. The mind boggles. Even more when Max and glitter warned him about a fish that bides it's time. Bidingly.
Dinah opened up the flower shop run by the woman who is secretly a whore. And then was brought cookies by Francine and they talked about a secret book. Is it about the Freemasons? Because that shit's all over the History Channel kids. I hate to burst your bubble on that. Maron started her first day at Turtle & Canary and it was glittery. You know what? Let's just add 'and glitter' to everything now? Good? Good. Shilo and glitter, stopped by for snackies. Robin of the felt and glitter was also by. GLITTER.
Over at Crazy McCivil War's shop, Lindsey and glitter was pissed at the computers. Shhhh. Don't let them see your fear. He builds 'em so they become abusive boyfriends! Run awaaaaay!
Priestlyand glitter was being tormented by the staff at Luke's with old music. How old we talkin'? Sting old? Or Johnny Cash old? Haley and glitter had some fried apple pie and talked about cheerleading and gymnastics. Jon and glitter stopped by to talk about hair coloring. ...Priestly, you have the most heterosexual conversations ever.
Haley and glitter opened up something called Guilty As Charged. What do they do there? Charge people with crimes in a kooky way? Is it the Ed Debevics of the law enforcement world? Would Jon and glitter be a good fit there? How do we know, Haley? How do we know?
Eve and glitter scribbled in a note book at York Gallery. Then she got a visit from Gwynn and glitter to spazz about an ex now being her teacher. Creepy. Aaaaaand.... Jack with out a mullet and Tony not a Stark and glitter had coffee at the Perk and talked about TV. I approve.
This morning I woke Nate up for talking about models and things that no one needs to know, mmmkay? There wasn't even glitter, so HA. Suck on that weather patterns. That Ray guy and glitter had his girlfriend and glitter go all kitteny and not in a sexy way. Natch. Robin of the non-felt variety and glitter turned into a doggy, much to one of the other dog's confusion.
Tony Stark and Tyler ended up on the beach, in the middle of a glitter storm to test something out. Was it the gayness? Because talking about assless chaps? So not helping the hetero cred, my man.
Ben Reilly-- who isn't fooling anyone, okay? --was forced to open up Caritas in lieu of Robin. Riggins--Gambit-- licked things to make Ben give him booze. Ben... Man, I may not like you, but don't touch anything he licks. You may get herpes. I'm just sayin'. Effy was confused by the licking, as she should be. And then he explained it was to get the glitter off his tongue. Liar. It's the VD. It's affected his brain. She then ordered a drink from Ben. Hopefully syphilis free.
And last but not least, Gibbs and glitter worked on a boat in his basement. Classy.
And that looks to be about it, my glittery friends out there in radioland. Try not to fall over into a pile of it and make out with the next person of your gender that you see!
G'NIGHT!
*smug chittering*
I sure as hell better get some damn booze out of this. And cookies. And a footrub. Okay, scratch that last one, you guys have claws.
School
This really brings back memories. Hey, anyone remember that Venture guy? What do you think he's doing now?
...yeah, moving on from that daydream... Claudia was using her time wisely at the library and doodling. I hope it was in some funky graffiti style so we can all step it up to the streets later. Represent! Shilo wandered on in and spilled the beans on her super hero name. Secret identity, Shilo! You're not Matt Murdock, are you? You don't kill hookers by loving them, right? I didn't think so! Karla was in and trying to inform her that radio was wrong about her huge crush on Arthur. Which is a secret. The crush, I mean. Shhhh. Don't anyone tell.
Edna, the best teaching buddy ever, had her fashion class. HI, EDNA! People picked names and were critiqued on it. Anything with 'flame' or 'lightning' or 'witch' in it? Detention. You heard me! They got logos too. Despite never being able to live up to mine. Francine honed in on Karla's man by laughing at him having to make costumes. Hey. HEY. It's a many pursuit. Chuck Bass--gravelly voice buddy!-- and Dinah wondered if money made up for no super powers. I dunno. How about you ask Tony Stark. Make sure he's sober! Edna was there to be talked at and so was the TA, Brooke.
Miss Bennet explained Etiquette. Hey, I think I was in something like that. With Cap... Nevermind that now! There was a lecture, people introduced themselves, there was even a bit of mingling! Aaaaand, Leda was all surprised that Karla, the Arthur lover, rode a unicorn. Well, at least we know something private about her there... Speaking of Arthur, Triela told him she could hit him any time she wanted and she was losing her mind.
Um. Kaaaaay.
Leda liked Leto's name. ...hee. Diana tried to be ignored and Worf was all 'Oh no you di'nt!' but there was no finger snap. Though there should have been. Though she talked to Agnes about cats. Ahhh, I see. Crazy cat lady in training. It's okay. Nice to see you catch on early and get a head start. Joan compliments Worf's glitter, Leda told him she was also an alien or something, aaaand Agnes called him sweet and amicable. Caaaat laaaaady.
Oh, for the love of god, does this class never end?!
Katchoo thinks the moose is out to get her and is a stonewall at Leto. Karla and Agnes, cat ladies in training, shake hands with Triela. Crazy X-23 wannabe in training. Miss Bennet and Wendy were both there for the chatty Cathy.
Storytelling met and this Tim guy explained it all to them. Everyone does the usual introductionGwynn with a why and two ens was surprised to see him there and they caught up.
Tom Cruise had his Culture Shock class today. Sans couch jumping, I hope. There was a lecture and introductions--How about someone doesn't DO introductions next time? Spice it up a bit? You never know how nice it may god until it happens! Elspeth of the weird name, tried to explain to Karla that there was no murder where she was from. Karla the stalker was curious about Arthur's royalty. Watch out there, Arthur. Dead bunnies next! Peyton was there as TA and Arthur set himself up for more stalking by also volunteering to be one.
Abigail Irene who needs a less long name, was also holding her maaaaaagic class. I hope they find that bunny in their hats before it gets boiled. Lectures aaaaand, you guessed it, introductions. Diana and Tony bond over shared Canadian roots. More of us? Huh. Soon we'll have enough for a hockey team! Dojima as TA and then Savannah offered to be the other one. With less stalking.
Vince, whose sanity even I question was happy about the rain of glitter over in his office. Glinda had cookies during her office hours. BRING SOME TO YOUR VICE PRINCIPAL! Veronica of the sexy non-jailbait was very upset over glittery coffee. It makes a man out of boys, Veronica. Maybe a gay man, but a man none the less! Fraser was busy with plans about the sixth floor and I kinda just zoned out, so moving on! That Ray guy stopped by about his girlfriend being a cat. Oh, boo-hoo! Mine was a lemming. A LEMMING WITH TELEKINESIS. Blair was there as well with concerns about some chick named Serena. ...I don't know who that is, but I'm sure she has fabulous hair.
In other news, there was an elk strapped to the wall of the office. You know what? I really don't want to know. But you could all have the decency to keep that in the bedroom, people. God!
Dorms
Over at the fattest cabin around, and not just because John Shepard is there... Taft! Romeo was concerned to find it raining glitter. Leto asked him if that was normal and they got on the subject of it causing kissy. Boykissy, to be exact. But not mankissy, so I'm totally safe. Ned was also informed of the potential for homoerotic love caused by glitter. Leto tells Ned he misses his pie.
...do I really need to make the joke? It kinda makes itself there.
Ino was happy about glitter rain and Romeo assured her he wasn't that kinda guy to follow Leto and Ned's dirty example. Ned continued being dirty and talked to her about edible glitter. Liir and Ino talked about paaaartaaaaaays going on this weekend. Also? Flowers. Romeo bucks the glitter curse and macks on Dojima before she met Leto over glitter! Liir and Romeo caught up on AU weekends and glitter. Maybe not that the same time, but you never know.
Over in the Salle, Elspeth played with swords like ya do. Fiona stomped in to hit things with her yo-yo---*Cracks up*--A yo-yo? Seriously? Oh, man. Kids these days... Leto then offered to spar with the--*SNERK*--yo-yos.
Over at Millard Fillmore, Worf was happy. Wait, that's the guy with the bumpy forehead and stick up his ass, right? Priestly was rightly frightened by it. Aaaand Leda walked by. Okie-dokie then. Interesting.
Chester A Arthur was hoppin' and not just because of the... wow, I got nothing. He was a boring president. Anyway... Emma was bored and reading a magazine. She talked to Fiona of the yo-yo about glitter. She then chatted with the kid who wishes he was me about who can pull off the glitter and who can't. Answer: Vampires so can. True story. Fiona and her yo-yo inspected the not-me kid whose name I refuse to say until I get my own damn movie. Zack was lost and confused--that doesn't sound difficult--and had the boykissy properties explained to him by Emma. Joey Joe Joe Not Me told Zack that the glitter licked him and--SO HELP ME, HANNIBAL, YOU BETTER NOT BE HITTING ON THE KID I MAY BE TAKING ON AS AN APPRENTICE. I WILL GIVE YOU DETENTION SO FAST, YOU'LL THINK YOU HAD SKRULLMYDIA.
...
YEAH. IT TURNS THINGS GREEN.
*Chittering*
No, not me. I heard that Johnny Storm got it, though. Married a Skrull, you see. And speaking of that... Maron told Zack he was cute. Griff and Fiona and Fiona's yo-yo introduced themselves properly and talked about this not happening in California. Riiiight. Everything happens there these days. Emma and him then chat about their powers and--- Wait. Emma. Kinda bitchy sounding. Powers. Is she blond?
*chitters*
...oh, I am gonna make Nate meet her now.
That kid who is not me then tries to tell Gruff he should be a pretty and sparkly ballerina. Well. Maybe it's his dream. Ever think of that? Don't crush dreams, kid. That makes you a dream crusher. Nobody likes a dream crusher. Emma--who really has legs to stand on mocking people for dazzling--told a confused Ben that he looked like a disco ball. Twenty-nine my ass, editors. We know the truth with that kinda comment! Emma then confused Maron with philosophy and the like. Chie wanted to know where the rain came from. Clouds. Rain comes from clouds. Which Maron explained and then gleed over the pretty. Maron... is a bit special, right? Emma makes stuff up to Chie about a glitter fairy. Yeah. Probably named Nightcrawler. Emma and Tahiri oddly only just met despite sharing a cabin. Way to be anti-social, girls. And that is just crappy use of telepathy, missy!
In the Taft cabin, John the lardo snuggled with Jaina and talked about getting super powers so he could rip down walls. It only ends in bills, let me tell you. Ender was covered in glitter as he fled for his cabin and was offered by Ben to be rolled the rest of the way. Shhh... do you hear that? Somewhere, Orson Scott Card is having seizures over how gay it is. Karla was there to break up the sheer magnitude of gay that whole exchange seemed to be. And was smugged at over the Force. Damn the Force. I still want a lightsaber. You hear me, Anakin! Lightsaber!
There was a raccoon who may or may not be a student that was curling up on the pie-pervert's bed.
Over in FDR, Shilo was brushing glitter out of her hair. Which doesn't work, bee tea double ewe. It's there for ages after. Hurley stopped by to veg with her. In the Rutherford B Hayes cabin, Dinah had a bad dream, woke Tony not Stark and then called home for bad news. In that order. I think. And then is yelled at by Ino to leave. Karla, however, checked to see what the dealio.
Town
Jennifer Walters opened on up that law firm in town--why is that name familiar? And why is that law firm? And, further more, why do I feel the need to warn employees there to avoid prostitutes? Never mind now.
Katchoo was cranky about something over at Strokes of Genius. Hopefully it wasn't a stroke she was cranky about. That's no laughing matter, Katchoo. Even if I do feel a raspy voice connection with you. Worf and glitter was there to blow her mind. In a bad way I think. No guns in town! Dinah was there to perky at her. That can't end well for anyone. Ino was by to pester her about a nam---SHULKIE! I KNEW I KNEW THAT FROM SOMEWHERE!
HA!
SUCK ON THAT LACK OF RECAP PAGES!
*chitters warily*
Oh, right, it's still on. Maybe you all should turn it off when I shout, hmmm? Ever thought about that? I didn't think so.
*sulky chittering*
It's okay, I still think you're nefarious and mildly likeable. Anywhooo... Peyton brought lunch and The Cure to work today. Peyton. Honey? Sweetheart? Sugar...belly. I ran out of names. That's just too much emo there. Listen to Miley Cyrus to cheer up. Or get chatted up by Haley. Sexy kinda! Millie had a 'help wanted' sign up in Book Haven. Jess of an indeterminate gender needed a job, Jon was there for books and it somehow came up that he's a clone. Pfff. Big deal!
Over at The Gig Helen was happy and the horses, like sane creatures, hated the glitter rain. Triela stopped by to express her glitter rage and chat about privacy. Murdock tried to feed spatula--Heee, still an excellent word--over at the Freelance Police. Which doesn't make sense unless you have some sort of sentient spatula. The mind boggles. Even more when Max and glitter warned him about a fish that bides it's time. Bidingly.
Dinah opened up the flower shop run by the woman who is secretly a whore. And then was brought cookies by Francine and they talked about a secret book. Is it about the Freemasons? Because that shit's all over the History Channel kids. I hate to burst your bubble on that. Maron started her first day at Turtle & Canary and it was glittery. You know what? Let's just add 'and glitter' to everything now? Good? Good. Shilo and glitter, stopped by for snackies. Robin of the felt and glitter was also by. GLITTER.
Over at Crazy McCivil War's shop, Lindsey and glitter was pissed at the computers. Shhhh. Don't let them see your fear. He builds 'em so they become abusive boyfriends! Run awaaaaay!
Priestlyand glitter was being tormented by the staff at Luke's with old music. How old we talkin'? Sting old? Or Johnny Cash old? Haley and glitter had some fried apple pie and talked about cheerleading and gymnastics. Jon and glitter stopped by to talk about hair coloring. ...Priestly, you have the most heterosexual conversations ever.
Haley and glitter opened up something called Guilty As Charged. What do they do there? Charge people with crimes in a kooky way? Is it the Ed Debevics of the law enforcement world? Would Jon and glitter be a good fit there? How do we know, Haley? How do we know?
Eve and glitter scribbled in a note book at York Gallery. Then she got a visit from Gwynn and glitter to spazz about an ex now being her teacher. Creepy. Aaaaaand.... Jack with out a mullet and Tony not a Stark and glitter had coffee at the Perk and talked about TV. I approve.
This morning I woke Nate up for talking about models and things that no one needs to know, mmmkay? There wasn't even glitter, so HA. Suck on that weather patterns. That Ray guy and glitter had his girlfriend and glitter go all kitteny and not in a sexy way. Natch. Robin of the non-felt variety and glitter turned into a doggy, much to one of the other dog's confusion.
Tony Stark and Tyler ended up on the beach, in the middle of a glitter storm to test something out. Was it the gayness? Because talking about assless chaps? So not helping the hetero cred, my man.
Ben Reilly-- who isn't fooling anyone, okay? --was forced to open up Caritas in lieu of Robin. Riggins--Gambit-- licked things to make Ben give him booze. Ben... Man, I may not like you, but don't touch anything he licks. You may get herpes. I'm just sayin'. Effy was confused by the licking, as she should be. And then he explained it was to get the glitter off his tongue. Liar. It's the VD. It's affected his brain. She then ordered a drink from Ben. Hopefully syphilis free.
And last but not least, Gibbs and glitter worked on a boat in his basement. Classy.
And that looks to be about it, my glittery friends out there in radioland. Try not to fall over into a pile of it and make out with the next person of your gender that you see!
G'NIGHT!
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HE DID NOT HAVE VD, DAMMIT.
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The rest of what she said is unpostable, as it involves swearing at great lengths and with great creativity, and suggestions for the announcer which are quite interesting, but anatomically impossible.
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"Johnny did what now?"
Yes, that was what she got from all of that. Johnny being married to someone that would turn him green...
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And what the hell was Skrullmydia?
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"...Shulkie? Recap pages?"
[ooc: Ahahahahahaha. *hearts*]
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"It was mandatory! And she was in the class! She would have heard it sooner or later!"
Shilo was starting to get more paranoid.
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Once the blank horror wore off (...it took a while), he found himself hoping quite devoutly there was some other bitchy blonde Emma with powers.
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