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Fandom Radio, Monday, May 8, 2006
Hello, hello, helloooooooooo dear Fandom. This is my last broadcast ever, though I don't know it until I leave for summer! Won't you all miss me? I'll miss me.
And I am NOT DRUNK. AT ALL. I am tot'lly good 'NUFF to read from my notes, as well as the lovely presentations I've gotten from my students, and that will be our entertainment tonight, 'kay?
To start off, I have this tidbit from Mr. Barb'ssa: Jedi be hatched from eggs. Is that true, Mr. Skywalker? What an int'resting dev'lopm'nt.
Classes dun 'xist t'day!
Bu' there're grades f'r art, Professororror Dream's classes, Tactics, Tommy's classes, Dr. Pierson's classes, Math, an' 'vanced crim'nal jussice.
Dorms, where you all dwell 'rrit'tingly
In the morning, Piper was sad. Oh, poor Piper. Let's cheer you up with another quote from a project!
Mr. Alex Hatboy says the following about himself and his manfriendyperson: I am five and he is only four-and-a-half but together we are almost ten!
I fear for the sanity of this child, as it was turned in this past Thursday.
I believe it is Sam's birthday. H'ray Sam! Angel and Callistie talk about graduation IN BED. GASP. CALLISTIE, THAT IS NAUGHTY AND WRONG TO BE IN BED TALKING TO YOUR IMAG'NARY FRIEND LIKE THAT. THAT IS DUGLY BEHAVIOR. AN' DUGLY MEANS DUMB AN' UGLY.
I declare you to be the dugly 'ssitant while Alex's my favorite. He is warm and kind like the mother of alien starfish babies.
And WOE, Zero is leaving. That is terr'bly sad. I will miss you, Zero Hopeless-Savage Paper Cut Muskrat.
Tha's a pretty name.
Camerononon and Hellspawn set up swings outside the dormie dorms an' I think tha's dirty because swinging ew.
An' Blair meditatinates an' talks to Pipipipipipipipipippppppp an' some old guy, an' woe, Allie's gone bye bye. An' Callzyanderses do stuff but I don' care yay, an' Rory who's not Whorey talks to egghatchy boy an' I don't care about them, either!
Tooooooooooown where I is righ' now!
'Kay, 'cording to this interview, Rory hears toasters talk. SO SHE IS CRAZY NOT WHOREY, H'RAY. Also some girl talks to Hatboy an' Bridge in Perk yay.
Tha' old bloke lands in the park an' talks to Alfred an' Pippiiiiiiiiiiii. She then talks to those guys, and 'vnova introduces the old bloke t'Edmund an' Braca does puzzlies.
An' in the clinic, no one is deaded.
BYE SENIORS, BYE!
So, at graduationiness, peoples 'rive. An' old Hall'well lady talks t'Phoebe who's a bad witch I think an' Widow Twinkie talks to Bad Witch Gramma 'bout menses. Like the plural of men, not th'unfortunate monthly thing. I wouldn' talk 'bout that on radio. I have PROPRIETY.
V'ronica's daddy's all set for photographs of his little starfish alien baby, as is Chloe's father. An' oh, ol' princ'pal Bristyow is there too! But I dunno who he is, 'cause I was hired after he wen' 'way, sad.
Willow talks t'bunches an' bunches of peoples an' as I dunno who she is I dun care. Pip, Al an' Pippi are there, Marty, Ang'la an' Rory who's crazy but not a whore are there, and Sam, Janet an' Kawalsky are there. NOBODY CARES 'KAY?
Bel an' Pippi talk, an' 'lanna's got 'llergy problems. Parker 'n Jaye talk 'bout a princ'pal kickline.
There's boards what talk about you senior peoples an' a band. An' then you senior peoples fin'lly enter an' Princ'pal Zoe gives a speech, as does Bitterwoman. Then the seniors get their 'plomas, an' 'm not crying 't'all.
Callistie an' poss'bly her 'maginary friend Angel gives a speech but then is innerrupted 'cause a gremlin gets big an' 'ttacks everyone! But the seniors save the day YAY!
YAY SENIORS. YAY!
'kay, I'm all done but 'm gonna miss all you peoples. Oh students. How you were good to me.
An'kin, you were a very cute baby kitty, even if you're 'nnoying an' I hate you. An' Draco, I likes you 'cause your daddy's skeery. Quinn, you 'mind me of m'self. Best compliment ever! Rose, you're named after a FLOWER! Peter, I hates you. No pretty compliments for you. Not even if you were a funny occopus thing. 'ngelica? I don't 'member you but I likes you anyway 'cause you're not Peter.
ALEX EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT HERE ANYMORE YOU ARE MY FAVORITE ALIEN STARFISH BABY AND YOU ARE PRECIOUS TO ME. An' B'bossa, you're my favoritest studen' ever 'cause you brought me pretties an' always were so insightful! Callistie, you have 'maginary friend but your clothes make me laugh! Logan, you're ver', ver' int'resting an' I'll be researching you FOREVERMORE. An' Kara, you have pretty hair! Lil' Miss Backtalky, I hates you too. Alannanananananana, your name's fun t'say. I giggle. Lots an' lots. Hatboy an' Bridge, you is cute couple but moreso when one of you's a newty newt!
An' Chloe I likes you even though you were mean to me in the paper an' that is BAD. An' Rory you are crazy an' that is entertaining. AND JOHN I SHALL MISS YOU MOST, FOR ALL OF THOSE ANIMAL TRANSFORMATIONS WERE JUST MY WAY OF SAYING THAT I REALLY LOVE YOU! I DOOOOOOOOOOO.
In fact, fair students, I think this calls for a song.
There's a calm s'rrender
To the rush a'day
When the heat of the rolling world
Can be turned away
A 'nchanted momen'
An' it sees me through
Izz 'nuff for this res'less warr'r
Jus' to be with yooooooooou
An' caaaaaaaaan you feeeeeeeeel the looooooooove tonigh'?
Is where we are!
Izz 'nuff for this wi'e-eyed wan'erer
That we got this far
An' caaaaaaaaan you feeeeeeeeel the looooooooove tonigh
How izz lai' t'rest?
Izz 'nuff t'make kings and vag'bonds
B'lieve the veeeeeeeeeeeeery beeeeeeeeest
An' tha's for yoooou, my darling students! For I love you all, I do! I doooooooooooooo! AN' NOT JUS' 'CAUSE I'M DRUNKS!
GOODNIGHT FANDOM! SEE YOU IN THE FAAAAAAAAALLexcept not really because Rita doesn't know she's going away for good!
[*sniffle* Her last radio broadcast. But she's not quite gone yet! And yeah, slightly on crack here.]
And I am NOT DRUNK. AT ALL. I am tot'lly good 'NUFF to read from my notes, as well as the lovely presentations I've gotten from my students, and that will be our entertainment tonight, 'kay?
To start off, I have this tidbit from Mr. Barb'ssa: Jedi be hatched from eggs. Is that true, Mr. Skywalker? What an int'resting dev'lopm'nt.
Classes dun 'xist t'day!
Bu' there're grades f'r art, Professororror Dream's classes, Tactics, Tommy's classes, Dr. Pierson's classes, Math, an' 'vanced crim'nal jussice.
Dorms, where you all dwell 'rrit'tingly
In the morning, Piper was sad. Oh, poor Piper. Let's cheer you up with another quote from a project!
Mr. Alex Hatboy says the following about himself and his manfriendyperson: I am five and he is only four-and-a-half but together we are almost ten!
I fear for the sanity of this child, as it was turned in this past Thursday.
I believe it is Sam's birthday. H'ray Sam! Angel and Callistie talk about graduation IN BED. GASP. CALLISTIE, THAT IS NAUGHTY AND WRONG TO BE IN BED TALKING TO YOUR IMAG'NARY FRIEND LIKE THAT. THAT IS DUGLY BEHAVIOR. AN' DUGLY MEANS DUMB AN' UGLY.
I declare you to be the dugly 'ssitant while Alex's my favorite. He is warm and kind like the mother of alien starfish babies.
And WOE, Zero is leaving. That is terr'bly sad. I will miss you, Zero Hopeless-Savage Paper Cut Muskrat.
Tha's a pretty name.
Camerononon and Hellspawn set up swings outside the dormie dorms an' I think tha's dirty because swinging ew.
An' Blair meditatinates an' talks to Pipipipipipipipipippppppp an' some old guy, an' woe, Allie's gone bye bye. An' Callzyanderses do stuff but I don' care yay, an' Rory who's not Whorey talks to egghatchy boy an' I don't care about them, either!
Tooooooooooown where I is righ' now!
'Kay, 'cording to this interview, Rory hears toasters talk. SO SHE IS CRAZY NOT WHOREY, H'RAY. Also some girl talks to Hatboy an' Bridge in Perk yay.
Tha' old bloke lands in the park an' talks to Alfred an' Pippiiiiiiiiiiii. She then talks to those guys, and 'vnova introduces the old bloke t'Edmund an' Braca does puzzlies.
An' in the clinic, no one is deaded.
BYE SENIORS, BYE!
So, at graduationiness, peoples 'rive. An' old Hall'well lady talks t'Phoebe who's a bad witch I think an' Widow Twinkie talks to Bad Witch Gramma 'bout menses. Like the plural of men, not th'unfortunate monthly thing. I wouldn' talk 'bout that on radio. I have PROPRIETY.
V'ronica's daddy's all set for photographs of his little starfish alien baby, as is Chloe's father. An' oh, ol' princ'pal Bristyow is there too! But I dunno who he is, 'cause I was hired after he wen' 'way, sad.
Willow talks t'bunches an' bunches of peoples an' as I dunno who she is I dun care. Pip, Al an' Pippi are there, Marty, Ang'la an' Rory who's crazy but not a whore are there, and Sam, Janet an' Kawalsky are there. NOBODY CARES 'KAY?
Bel an' Pippi talk, an' 'lanna's got 'llergy problems. Parker 'n Jaye talk 'bout a princ'pal kickline.
There's boards what talk about you senior peoples an' a band. An' then you senior peoples fin'lly enter an' Princ'pal Zoe gives a speech, as does Bitterwoman. Then the seniors get their 'plomas, an' 'm not crying 't'all.
Callistie an' poss'bly her 'maginary friend Angel gives a speech but then is innerrupted 'cause a gremlin gets big an' 'ttacks everyone! But the seniors save the day YAY!
YAY SENIORS. YAY!
'kay, I'm all done but 'm gonna miss all you peoples. Oh students. How you were good to me.
An'kin, you were a very cute baby kitty, even if you're 'nnoying an' I hate you. An' Draco, I likes you 'cause your daddy's skeery. Quinn, you 'mind me of m'self. Best compliment ever! Rose, you're named after a FLOWER! Peter, I hates you. No pretty compliments for you. Not even if you were a funny occopus thing. 'ngelica? I don't 'member you but I likes you anyway 'cause you're not Peter.
ALEX EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT HERE ANYMORE YOU ARE MY FAVORITE ALIEN STARFISH BABY AND YOU ARE PRECIOUS TO ME. An' B'bossa, you're my favoritest studen' ever 'cause you brought me pretties an' always were so insightful! Callistie, you have 'maginary friend but your clothes make me laugh! Logan, you're ver', ver' int'resting an' I'll be researching you FOREVERMORE. An' Kara, you have pretty hair! Lil' Miss Backtalky, I hates you too. Alannanananananana, your name's fun t'say. I giggle. Lots an' lots. Hatboy an' Bridge, you is cute couple but moreso when one of you's a newty newt!
An' Chloe I likes you even though you were mean to me in the paper an' that is BAD. An' Rory you are crazy an' that is entertaining. AND JOHN I SHALL MISS YOU MOST, FOR ALL OF THOSE ANIMAL TRANSFORMATIONS WERE JUST MY WAY OF SAYING THAT I REALLY LOVE YOU! I DOOOOOOOOOOO.
In fact, fair students, I think this calls for a song.
There's a calm s'rrender
To the rush a'day
When the heat of the rolling world
Can be turned away
A 'nchanted momen'
An' it sees me through
Izz 'nuff for this res'less warr'r
Jus' to be with yooooooooou
An' caaaaaaaaan you feeeeeeeeel the looooooooove tonigh'?
Is where we are!
Izz 'nuff for this wi'e-eyed wan'erer
That we got this far
An' caaaaaaaaan you feeeeeeeeel the looooooooove tonigh
How izz lai' t'rest?
Izz 'nuff t'make kings and vag'bonds
B'lieve the veeeeeeeeeeeeery beeeeeeeeest
An' tha's for yoooou, my darling students! For I love you all, I do! I doooooooooooooo! AN' NOT JUS' 'CAUSE I'M DRUNKS!
GOODNIGHT FANDOM! SEE YOU IN THE FAAAAAAAAALL
[*sniffle* Her last radio broadcast. But she's not quite gone yet! And yeah, slightly on crack here.]
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