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Radio: Friday April, 10th
Good evening Fandom. No. This isn't Jamie Madrox. I might sound like Jamie Madrox but reallly I'm just a duplicate he created so he could go out and have fun all night while I get stuck here going *BLEEP*ing blind trying to read some chickenscratch notes by some *BLEEP*ing rodents.
That's right Fandom. You go out have fun without me. I have my bitterness and a bottle of rum to keep me happy.
You bunch of *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*.
*BLEEP*ING SCHOOL*
So. School. It was there. People did *BLEEP*. Want more? Ask your friends.
*chittering*
FINE! I'LL READ THE *BLEEP*ING NOTES!
The stupid guy with the dreadlocks? Got *BLEEP*ing lazy and combined his two classes so they could play dodgeball and watch a *BLEEP*ing movie. The his two Worthless TA's sat around and did nothing. Worthless bunch of *BLEEP*s. Then John went and whined at Dreadlocks until he agreed to forgo detention so he can go to the MOTHER*BLEEP*ING PROM!
*chittering*
YES! I'M BITTER! I ALREADY SAID THAT! NOW SHUT YOUR NUTHOLES AND GET ME SOME RUM!
*scurrying*
Damn straight you should run. *BLEEP*ing squirrels with their endless notes to read that people won't even listen to because they're too busy *BLEEP*ING PARTYING.
And then the freaky bald-headed guy helped people get their agressions out by beating up on demons which just happened to look like gremlins in care for magical creatures. Not that I understand how that's taking care of someone but whatever. Reno tried to make the British guy kick a demon thingy between two trees. Suprisingly British guy wasn't that uptight and beat the crap out those things with Reno. Pip Pip and all that.
And in the *BLEEP*ing Library Brooke and Buffy though they were cheerleaders. Like that's much of a stretch with names like that. *BLEEP*ing gremlins.
Then the *BLEEP*ing teachers met in the *BLEEP*ing Lounge where Zoe thought she was Charo. Deadpool threatened Fraser with Death. Nathan was furious with Fraser for having Daphne kiss Fred. Which apparently means Tyler kissed Nathan in their bearded gremlin bit glory. Tyler was apparently pissed too. Charo then warned the teachers that students might be making with the "Chuchi-Chuchi" tonight.
And in the office the *BLEEP*ing *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* gremins struck again and bit the damn moose. Then the moose bit a desk.
...
*BLEEPING* school.
DORMS: WHERE EVERYONE IS JOYFULLY HAVING AFTER PROM SEX EXCEPT FOR ME
YES! I'M BITTER! I KNOW YOU CAN'T HEAR ME BECAUSE YOU ALL HAVE BARRY WHITE ON AND ARE *BLEEP*ING EACH OTHER'S BRAINS OUT!
I hate you all.
Except for maybe Gwen, Jo, Wendy who all ran slowly down the hallway after getting bitten by Gremlins. Without a bra. Apparently Ed had the same thing happen. Except he probably doesn't wear a bra to begin, but you never know with those damn British folks. They then jogged down to the damn deck where they thought they were part of some crazy detective agency and flipped their hair alot.
And because the *BLEEP*ing gremlins like to make us suffer they bit Savannah and Summer and made them think they were stuck on some stupid wagon train.
And then... Ah, *BLEEP* everyone got ready for the *BLEEP*ing prom.
That included Claudia who was waiting for Priestly to show. Peyton got a *BLEEP*ing vintage dress and waited for Dean. The discount store with the blue lights got picked up by Hurley. Then that wimp Ichigo got bullied into going to the prom with Ino. Alice got picked up by Leto while Eve and Gwynn were all flaily about getting ready for the *BLEEP*ing dance. Floppy haired Peter came by to pick up Floppy Haired Sam, but according to the squirrels it looks like they aren't going to make it to prom because they're going to have floppy haired SEX! Chuck then picked up Blaire. Who is apparently hot. Of course I wouldn't KNOW that because I'M NOT THERE! OH! GREAT! Johnny and Savannah? Making out. Of course. Let's see Annja got ready for prom too. Edmund asked Molly out at the last minute. John and Jaina headed back to their room. Probably for sexing. God dammit. Francine and Merlin head back to the room. Drunk. And probably for sexing. God dammit. And Leto and Alice come BACK to their room for "Private Dancing". Which means *BLEEP*ING SEXING! OH MY GOD I HATE YOU ALL!
Except Zayne. He's lame and babysitting. At least I have some *BLEEP*ing rum.
I'm not even bothering telling what portion of the news this is because is all *BLEEP*
At the trooper station Ray is a sergeant. According to Daisy this means he fills out five less pieces of paper work. Big whoop. I'm in a smelly studio with a bunch of rodents with cheap rum. I WOULD KILL FOR FIVE MORE PIECES OF PAPERWORK. Over at Pizza Planet, Jen got bitten by a gremlin and had a dance off against the restaurant staff. At "whatever-the-damn-sign-says" flower shop, Hurley got bit and thought he was a king with a bottomless pit. Or something.
Summer and Savannah were still in a gremlin bite frenzy as they tried to move the wagon train along. Katina was apparently rude to them. SHOCK! Chris found them and called Johnny. Summer told Chris she had Chlorea. Turns out she was just wearing a pillow case. Johnny being the *BLEEP*ing gentleman filmed the whole damn thing and tried to convince Savannah he wasn't after her virtue.
HA!
Tahiri was also gremlin bit and was trying to get across the pond even though she was pixelated. Charlotte was also bit. She was kung fu fighting. She was fast as lightning. It was probably a little bit frightening but a I'm sure she fought with expert timing.
YES THAT WAS AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR! BUT I'M STILL BITTER YOU PARTYING *BLEEP*S!
Mary got the hotel ready for the oncoming hordes of teenager hormones by making animal towel decorations. I'm sure they'll appreciate that when they are *BLEEP*ing their brains out. At Things Reborn Harper was bit and apparently a model from a Robert Palmer video. Viki was debating on whether to go to prom while at Android's Dungeon, Dor made a rock talk. Jenny Sparks might be my personal hero by making all the *BLEEP*s who waited to the last minute to get formal wear pay extra. Arya was avoiding gremlins at Coyote Medicine while Mina got bit and started wearing leather. This of course led to Mina bearing her cleavage at the clinic and wearing and eye patch. Then she and Kung Fu Charlotte got into a catfight.
*BLEEP*ing gremlins.
Over at Caritas, Tino thought he was the Blues Brothers and sang with the Zombie Band. Daisy was looking for more adults to be at the bar since everyone is at the *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* BLEEP*ing dance.
That's right. I said it. The *BLEEP*ing dance. The one I didn't get to go to.
I hate you all
For once the *BLEEP*ing Prom was normal. Or at least normal looking. Everyone arrived. Mac was there apparently out of hiding. Claudia was trying not to trip over her dress while Priestly wore a kilt. Lee and Toby thought they were hot and talked about life after school. Jeff and Turtle were all clingy because it was the last dance they'd be at. I'd have some sympathy if I WASN'T STUCK IN *BLEEP*ING BOOTH! Lois was there and John was jealous that she hadn't been bitten this week. Romeo and Dojima were hoping for a nice long weekend in...
GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU!
Teddy and Chad thought the whole damn prom needed more glitter. Merlin and Arthur couldn't figure out what the big deal was about Prom. Then Francine showed up in a dress that featured her boobs and Merlin got his answer. Lucky *BEEP* Even Arthur was under the power of Francine's magic boobs and asked her to dance.
Edward and Adora were all "Oh you look so good!" while Amber and Liir were all bouncy and such. Dinah and Jack seemed to be having a good time. Angela and Hannibal couldn't wait to hit the *BLEEP*ing dance floor. Penelope and Joan talked about their summer plans while Claire and Cal were ready to bail at the first sign of weirdness. Kaylee looked like a glitter fairy bombed her dress while Aravis arrived on her own and Sookie seemed to be having some issues with her dress. Gavin and Inara talked about chocolate while Marco annoyed Joan by showing up as a monkey. Not a monkey suit. A *BLEEP*ing monkey. Turtle didn't seem to give a crap what Marco looked like and talked about various people's outfits. Then that RAT BASTARD WHO STUCK ME HERE IN THE RADIO STUDIO showed up with Temari and insisted she get drunk as soon as possible...
I SO *BLEEP*ING HATE YOU! EVEN IF YOU ARE ME!
Eowyn showed up without a date while both Worf and Katchoo both showed up in tuxes. John offered Jaina to protect her from Gremlin bites. Good *BLEEP*ing luck on that. Hoshi was another dateless wonder while Leto and Alice talked about royalty. Ino and Ichigo arrived and talked about having a normal prom for a theme though Ronan told Tony he thought last year's theme was better. You want a theme? I'll give you a theme. STUCK IN A BOX WITH A BUNCH OF SQUIRRELS! HOW'S THAT FOR A THEME?! Hurley and Discount Store thought dancing might be easier than fighting zombies while Alex was determined to have a good time on her own. Eve was also all about the bouncing for the dance while Sokka bragged to Mel about his Zombie killing prowess. Rikku and Reno arrived while Brooke admired the carpet. Chris and Summer were happy the gremlin venom wore off so Chris wouldn't have had to take Johnny to prom. Naomi was wearing a yellow dress while Chuck and Blair did their own color coordination thing. FREAKS.
Then people took *BLEEP*ing photos. This included Ino and Ichigo, John and Jaina and Hurley and Discount Store.
At the mother*BLEEP*ing punch bowl, Dinah asked Lee about his *BLEEP*ING future plans.
Leto asked his roommate Arthur if he and Alice could have the room to themselves tonight. Hannibal apologized to Adora over trying to interrogate her on Monday. Amber and Eve talked about this was their last dance. Edward enjoyed his *BLEEP*ING punch while Turtle and Leto talked about how odd the last two *BLEEP*ING weeks were. Amber told Hannibal that she wanted to dance with Angela while Minsc yelled at Boo for swimming in the *BLEEP*ING punch bowl. Hoshi managed to get to the punch before Boo did the *BLEEP*ing backstroke while Jaina and Arthur talked about the damn zombies. Leto and Alice were all happy snappy about the *BLEEP*ing punch while Joan tried to guard the *BLEEP*ING punch bowl while telling Angela that she and Hannibal made a cute couple. Ino wandered away from her date and wondered when the punch would get *BLEEP*ING spiked. Angela, K-Mart and Hurley boggled at the hamster in the punch bowl while Angela offered Hurley a sip of her pre-hamster punch.
Over in the shadowy corner, Emmett quickly established his *BLEEP*ING presence. Cal gave Ino a *BLEEP*ING cookie after she pointed out that she was probably the youngest person there. Ino moved onto Penelope next and told her how she and Ichigo needed their picture retaken three times because Ichigo kept scowling. Hurley found Penelope in the corner and asked if he could dance with her later. Gavin was feeling like lurking today while Ned explained to Ino that he could dance, but he had two left feet. Worf found a place in the corner and told Cal about how he couldn't fight the zombies too well as a kitten. Meanwhile John was bored with *BLEEP*ING unspiked punch and kept an eye out for gremlins.
Out on the *BLEEP*ing Dance floor, Dinah danced with Jack and Ronan. Jeff had some choreography issues while Edward danced with Adora, Romeo danced with Dojima, Ichigo danced with Ino, John danced with Jaina, Hurley danced with Penelope and then Angela and Amber danced for Hannibal's amusement.
Over in the old people's corner, Tyler had a chimp laugh at him. Ino also had a laughing fit at Tyler.
Bit of advice? Don't laugh at someone who has no issues of *BLEEP*ING blowing you up.
Meanwhile Deadpool cursed at all the young whippersappers. Nathan was looking quite dapper. Minsc was in a good mood despite *BLEEP*ING Boo's punch diving. Fraser and Robin were having a good time but were already talking about their walk home. Ghanima was asked to dance by her *BLEEP*ING brother while Zoe was just happy to be back to *BLEEP*ING normal.
And of course the *BLEEP*ING Prom didn't end there. Joan announced the results of the *BLEEP*ING votes. The princesses were Amber Atkins, Yurika Dojima, Rikku, Summer Roberts, and Jennifer Scotts. Princes were Romeo Montague, John Sheppard and Dean Winchester. Brooke Davis and Toby Moraitis were the queen and king. Toby was weeping while Lee, Penelope and Romeo cheered for him. Reno assured Rikku that she got a dance, which led to some kissing, which probably led to other *BLEEP*ING activities. Brooke squealed while Lee, Dojima and Rikku cheered for her. Romeo congratulated Brooke and she congratulated him and Dojima. John was surprised but Jaina was proud of him. Amber cheered for *BLEEP*ING everyone while Chris congratulated Summer and Dojima found her prince and danced with Romeo.
As is inevitable at school dances the punch was *BLEEP*ING spiked. Reno assured Dojima that is was and then told Romeo he was the one who dumped some *BLEEP*ING Everclear in it. Hannibal told Angela that he was feeling pretty good and told Romeo about his gremlin bite earlier in the week. Amber and Eve were drunk while Toby seemed excited about the prospect. Penelope and Claire gushed about how good each other looked while Merlin tested the punch and assured Francine it was safe. Always helpful, Emmett told Merlin how hot Francine looked and tried to explain how condoms worked. Ino thought the punch was totally better now that it was spiked while Edward was confronted by Adora after she heard about his fight with Hannibal. Summer was enjoying herself while Angela congratulated her on her princess title. Joan was chugging punch and got into a catfight with Turtle over her daring Marco to attend prom as a chimp. Mac was dubious about the punch now while Dojima was going back for more servings. Brooke was happy that the punch was spiked while Chuck tried to tell Hannibal that he and Blair were just there as friends. Eowyn had seconds. Francine had more punch and talked to Dinah about how good it was that the zombie thing was over.
Over in the *BLEEP*ING shadowy corner, Ned was being a *BLEEP*ING wallflower and Claire kept him company. Lee was taking a breather talked with a drunk Toby. Temari parked herself in a corner while a humanized Marco got dragged out for a dance by Joan. Meanwhile Claire watched from the *BLEEP*ING corner while Gwynn told K-Mart that she wasn't a *BLEEP*ING dance person.
Out on the *BLEEP*ING dance floor, Joan and Marco, Dojima, Chuck and Blair, Hurley and Angela, Hurley and K-Mart, and Hannibal and Angela all danced. During one *BLEEP*ING dance with Dinah Jack got cramps and started babbling about Jill, so Dinah called Ronan over for help.
There were still *BLEEP*ING old people there completely oblivious that there was spiked punch. Fraser was there as was a *BLEEP*ING gremlin bit Nathan. Miss Bennett asked if he was okay and Nathan started talking about her tits. While Minsc asked what was up with with Nathan's cardboard fort, Deadpool and Tyler hung out while Nathan was keeping an eye out for Peter while Miss Bennett was just smiling at everyone. Meanwhile Zoe was making sure there was a lack of "Chuchi-Chuchi" while Minsc frowned at Boo.
And that's *BLEEP*ing it. All of *BLEEP*ing prom. I can't tell you how much I just HATE you all and- Wait! Who let that thing in here?! OW! STUPID *BLEEP*ING GREM-
*cough*
Mr. Rogers: Well my goodness! The news appears to be over! While I guess that means it's time for me to go. And while I hate to leave I know I'll see you again very soon and that makes me feel very good! In fact...
It's such a good feeling to know you're alive.
It's such a happy feeling: You're growing inside.
And when you wake up ready to say,
"I think I'll make a snappy new day."
It's such a good feeling...
A very good feeling,
The feeling you know that we're friends.
you can make each day special by just being you
Good Night Fandom!
That's right Fandom. You go out have fun without me. I have my bitterness and a bottle of rum to keep me happy.
You bunch of *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*.
*BLEEP*ING SCHOOL*
So. School. It was there. People did *BLEEP*. Want more? Ask your friends.
*chittering*
FINE! I'LL READ THE *BLEEP*ING NOTES!
The stupid guy with the dreadlocks? Got *BLEEP*ing lazy and combined his two classes so they could play dodgeball and watch a *BLEEP*ing movie. The his two Worthless TA's sat around and did nothing. Worthless bunch of *BLEEP*s. Then John went and whined at Dreadlocks until he agreed to forgo detention so he can go to the MOTHER*BLEEP*ING PROM!
*chittering*
YES! I'M BITTER! I ALREADY SAID THAT! NOW SHUT YOUR NUTHOLES AND GET ME SOME RUM!
*scurrying*
Damn straight you should run. *BLEEP*ing squirrels with their endless notes to read that people won't even listen to because they're too busy *BLEEP*ING PARTYING.
And then the freaky bald-headed guy helped people get their agressions out by beating up on demons which just happened to look like gremlins in care for magical creatures. Not that I understand how that's taking care of someone but whatever. Reno tried to make the British guy kick a demon thingy between two trees. Suprisingly British guy wasn't that uptight and beat the crap out those things with Reno. Pip Pip and all that.
And in the *BLEEP*ing Library Brooke and Buffy though they were cheerleaders. Like that's much of a stretch with names like that. *BLEEP*ing gremlins.
Then the *BLEEP*ing teachers met in the *BLEEP*ing Lounge where Zoe thought she was Charo. Deadpool threatened Fraser with Death. Nathan was furious with Fraser for having Daphne kiss Fred. Which apparently means Tyler kissed Nathan in their bearded gremlin bit glory. Tyler was apparently pissed too. Charo then warned the teachers that students might be making with the "Chuchi-Chuchi" tonight.
And in the office the *BLEEP*ing *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* gremins struck again and bit the damn moose. Then the moose bit a desk.
...
*BLEEPING* school.
DORMS: WHERE EVERYONE IS JOYFULLY HAVING AFTER PROM SEX EXCEPT FOR ME
YES! I'M BITTER! I KNOW YOU CAN'T HEAR ME BECAUSE YOU ALL HAVE BARRY WHITE ON AND ARE *BLEEP*ING EACH OTHER'S BRAINS OUT!
I hate you all.
Except for maybe Gwen, Jo, Wendy who all ran slowly down the hallway after getting bitten by Gremlins. Without a bra. Apparently Ed had the same thing happen. Except he probably doesn't wear a bra to begin, but you never know with those damn British folks. They then jogged down to the damn deck where they thought they were part of some crazy detective agency and flipped their hair alot.
And because the *BLEEP*ing gremlins like to make us suffer they bit Savannah and Summer and made them think they were stuck on some stupid wagon train.
And then... Ah, *BLEEP* everyone got ready for the *BLEEP*ing prom.
That included Claudia who was waiting for Priestly to show. Peyton got a *BLEEP*ing vintage dress and waited for Dean. The discount store with the blue lights got picked up by Hurley. Then that wimp Ichigo got bullied into going to the prom with Ino. Alice got picked up by Leto while Eve and Gwynn were all flaily about getting ready for the *BLEEP*ing dance. Floppy haired Peter came by to pick up Floppy Haired Sam, but according to the squirrels it looks like they aren't going to make it to prom because they're going to have floppy haired SEX! Chuck then picked up Blaire. Who is apparently hot. Of course I wouldn't KNOW that because I'M NOT THERE! OH! GREAT! Johnny and Savannah? Making out. Of course. Let's see Annja got ready for prom too. Edmund asked Molly out at the last minute. John and Jaina headed back to their room. Probably for sexing. God dammit. Francine and Merlin head back to the room. Drunk. And probably for sexing. God dammit. And Leto and Alice come BACK to their room for "Private Dancing". Which means *BLEEP*ING SEXING! OH MY GOD I HATE YOU ALL!
Except Zayne. He's lame and babysitting. At least I have some *BLEEP*ing rum.
I'm not even bothering telling what portion of the news this is because is all *BLEEP*
At the trooper station Ray is a sergeant. According to Daisy this means he fills out five less pieces of paper work. Big whoop. I'm in a smelly studio with a bunch of rodents with cheap rum. I WOULD KILL FOR FIVE MORE PIECES OF PAPERWORK. Over at Pizza Planet, Jen got bitten by a gremlin and had a dance off against the restaurant staff. At "whatever-the-damn-sign-says" flower shop, Hurley got bit and thought he was a king with a bottomless pit. Or something.
Summer and Savannah were still in a gremlin bite frenzy as they tried to move the wagon train along. Katina was apparently rude to them. SHOCK! Chris found them and called Johnny. Summer told Chris she had Chlorea. Turns out she was just wearing a pillow case. Johnny being the *BLEEP*ing gentleman filmed the whole damn thing and tried to convince Savannah he wasn't after her virtue.
HA!
Tahiri was also gremlin bit and was trying to get across the pond even though she was pixelated. Charlotte was also bit. She was kung fu fighting. She was fast as lightning. It was probably a little bit frightening but a I'm sure she fought with expert timing.
YES THAT WAS AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR! BUT I'M STILL BITTER YOU PARTYING *BLEEP*S!
Mary got the hotel ready for the oncoming hordes of teenager hormones by making animal towel decorations. I'm sure they'll appreciate that when they are *BLEEP*ing their brains out. At Things Reborn Harper was bit and apparently a model from a Robert Palmer video. Viki was debating on whether to go to prom while at Android's Dungeon, Dor made a rock talk. Jenny Sparks might be my personal hero by making all the *BLEEP*s who waited to the last minute to get formal wear pay extra. Arya was avoiding gremlins at Coyote Medicine while Mina got bit and started wearing leather. This of course led to Mina bearing her cleavage at the clinic and wearing and eye patch. Then she and Kung Fu Charlotte got into a catfight.
*BLEEP*ing gremlins.
Over at Caritas, Tino thought he was the Blues Brothers and sang with the Zombie Band. Daisy was looking for more adults to be at the bar since everyone is at the *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* BLEEP*ing dance.
That's right. I said it. The *BLEEP*ing dance. The one I didn't get to go to.
I hate you all
For once the *BLEEP*ing Prom was normal. Or at least normal looking. Everyone arrived. Mac was there apparently out of hiding. Claudia was trying not to trip over her dress while Priestly wore a kilt. Lee and Toby thought they were hot and talked about life after school. Jeff and Turtle were all clingy because it was the last dance they'd be at. I'd have some sympathy if I WASN'T STUCK IN *BLEEP*ING BOOTH! Lois was there and John was jealous that she hadn't been bitten this week. Romeo and Dojima were hoping for a nice long weekend in...
GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU!
Teddy and Chad thought the whole damn prom needed more glitter. Merlin and Arthur couldn't figure out what the big deal was about Prom. Then Francine showed up in a dress that featured her boobs and Merlin got his answer. Lucky *BEEP* Even Arthur was under the power of Francine's magic boobs and asked her to dance.
Edward and Adora were all "Oh you look so good!" while Amber and Liir were all bouncy and such. Dinah and Jack seemed to be having a good time. Angela and Hannibal couldn't wait to hit the *BLEEP*ing dance floor. Penelope and Joan talked about their summer plans while Claire and Cal were ready to bail at the first sign of weirdness. Kaylee looked like a glitter fairy bombed her dress while Aravis arrived on her own and Sookie seemed to be having some issues with her dress. Gavin and Inara talked about chocolate while Marco annoyed Joan by showing up as a monkey. Not a monkey suit. A *BLEEP*ing monkey. Turtle didn't seem to give a crap what Marco looked like and talked about various people's outfits. Then that RAT BASTARD WHO STUCK ME HERE IN THE RADIO STUDIO showed up with Temari and insisted she get drunk as soon as possible...
I SO *BLEEP*ING HATE YOU! EVEN IF YOU ARE ME!
Eowyn showed up without a date while both Worf and Katchoo both showed up in tuxes. John offered Jaina to protect her from Gremlin bites. Good *BLEEP*ing luck on that. Hoshi was another dateless wonder while Leto and Alice talked about royalty. Ino and Ichigo arrived and talked about having a normal prom for a theme though Ronan told Tony he thought last year's theme was better. You want a theme? I'll give you a theme. STUCK IN A BOX WITH A BUNCH OF SQUIRRELS! HOW'S THAT FOR A THEME?! Hurley and Discount Store thought dancing might be easier than fighting zombies while Alex was determined to have a good time on her own. Eve was also all about the bouncing for the dance while Sokka bragged to Mel about his Zombie killing prowess. Rikku and Reno arrived while Brooke admired the carpet. Chris and Summer were happy the gremlin venom wore off so Chris wouldn't have had to take Johnny to prom. Naomi was wearing a yellow dress while Chuck and Blair did their own color coordination thing. FREAKS.
Then people took *BLEEP*ing photos. This included Ino and Ichigo, John and Jaina and Hurley and Discount Store.
At the mother*BLEEP*ing punch bowl, Dinah asked Lee about his *BLEEP*ING future plans.
Leto asked his roommate Arthur if he and Alice could have the room to themselves tonight. Hannibal apologized to Adora over trying to interrogate her on Monday. Amber and Eve talked about this was their last dance. Edward enjoyed his *BLEEP*ING punch while Turtle and Leto talked about how odd the last two *BLEEP*ING weeks were. Amber told Hannibal that she wanted to dance with Angela while Minsc yelled at Boo for swimming in the *BLEEP*ING punch bowl. Hoshi managed to get to the punch before Boo did the *BLEEP*ing backstroke while Jaina and Arthur talked about the damn zombies. Leto and Alice were all happy snappy about the *BLEEP*ing punch while Joan tried to guard the *BLEEP*ING punch bowl while telling Angela that she and Hannibal made a cute couple. Ino wandered away from her date and wondered when the punch would get *BLEEP*ING spiked. Angela, K-Mart and Hurley boggled at the hamster in the punch bowl while Angela offered Hurley a sip of her pre-hamster punch.
Over in the shadowy corner, Emmett quickly established his *BLEEP*ING presence. Cal gave Ino a *BLEEP*ING cookie after she pointed out that she was probably the youngest person there. Ino moved onto Penelope next and told her how she and Ichigo needed their picture retaken three times because Ichigo kept scowling. Hurley found Penelope in the corner and asked if he could dance with her later. Gavin was feeling like lurking today while Ned explained to Ino that he could dance, but he had two left feet. Worf found a place in the corner and told Cal about how he couldn't fight the zombies too well as a kitten. Meanwhile John was bored with *BLEEP*ING unspiked punch and kept an eye out for gremlins.
Out on the *BLEEP*ing Dance floor, Dinah danced with Jack and Ronan. Jeff had some choreography issues while Edward danced with Adora, Romeo danced with Dojima, Ichigo danced with Ino, John danced with Jaina, Hurley danced with Penelope and then Angela and Amber danced for Hannibal's amusement.
Over in the old people's corner, Tyler had a chimp laugh at him. Ino also had a laughing fit at Tyler.
Bit of advice? Don't laugh at someone who has no issues of *BLEEP*ING blowing you up.
Meanwhile Deadpool cursed at all the young whippersappers. Nathan was looking quite dapper. Minsc was in a good mood despite *BLEEP*ING Boo's punch diving. Fraser and Robin were having a good time but were already talking about their walk home. Ghanima was asked to dance by her *BLEEP*ING brother while Zoe was just happy to be back to *BLEEP*ING normal.
And of course the *BLEEP*ING Prom didn't end there. Joan announced the results of the *BLEEP*ING votes. The princesses were Amber Atkins, Yurika Dojima, Rikku, Summer Roberts, and Jennifer Scotts. Princes were Romeo Montague, John Sheppard and Dean Winchester. Brooke Davis and Toby Moraitis were the queen and king. Toby was weeping while Lee, Penelope and Romeo cheered for him. Reno assured Rikku that she got a dance, which led to some kissing, which probably led to other *BLEEP*ING activities. Brooke squealed while Lee, Dojima and Rikku cheered for her. Romeo congratulated Brooke and she congratulated him and Dojima. John was surprised but Jaina was proud of him. Amber cheered for *BLEEP*ING everyone while Chris congratulated Summer and Dojima found her prince and danced with Romeo.
As is inevitable at school dances the punch was *BLEEP*ING spiked. Reno assured Dojima that is was and then told Romeo he was the one who dumped some *BLEEP*ING Everclear in it. Hannibal told Angela that he was feeling pretty good and told Romeo about his gremlin bite earlier in the week. Amber and Eve were drunk while Toby seemed excited about the prospect. Penelope and Claire gushed about how good each other looked while Merlin tested the punch and assured Francine it was safe. Always helpful, Emmett told Merlin how hot Francine looked and tried to explain how condoms worked. Ino thought the punch was totally better now that it was spiked while Edward was confronted by Adora after she heard about his fight with Hannibal. Summer was enjoying herself while Angela congratulated her on her princess title. Joan was chugging punch and got into a catfight with Turtle over her daring Marco to attend prom as a chimp. Mac was dubious about the punch now while Dojima was going back for more servings. Brooke was happy that the punch was spiked while Chuck tried to tell Hannibal that he and Blair were just there as friends. Eowyn had seconds. Francine had more punch and talked to Dinah about how good it was that the zombie thing was over.
Over in the *BLEEP*ING shadowy corner, Ned was being a *BLEEP*ING wallflower and Claire kept him company. Lee was taking a breather talked with a drunk Toby. Temari parked herself in a corner while a humanized Marco got dragged out for a dance by Joan. Meanwhile Claire watched from the *BLEEP*ING corner while Gwynn told K-Mart that she wasn't a *BLEEP*ING dance person.
Out on the *BLEEP*ING dance floor, Joan and Marco, Dojima, Chuck and Blair, Hurley and Angela, Hurley and K-Mart, and Hannibal and Angela all danced. During one *BLEEP*ING dance with Dinah Jack got cramps and started babbling about Jill, so Dinah called Ronan over for help.
There were still *BLEEP*ING old people there completely oblivious that there was spiked punch. Fraser was there as was a *BLEEP*ING gremlin bit Nathan. Miss Bennett asked if he was okay and Nathan started talking about her tits. While Minsc asked what was up with with Nathan's cardboard fort, Deadpool and Tyler hung out while Nathan was keeping an eye out for Peter while Miss Bennett was just smiling at everyone. Meanwhile Zoe was making sure there was a lack of "Chuchi-Chuchi" while Minsc frowned at Boo.
And that's *BLEEP*ing it. All of *BLEEP*ing prom. I can't tell you how much I just HATE you all and- Wait! Who let that thing in here?! OW! STUPID *BLEEP*ING GREM-
*cough*
Mr. Rogers: Well my goodness! The news appears to be over! While I guess that means it's time for me to go. And while I hate to leave I know I'll see you again very soon and that makes me feel very good! In fact...
It's such a good feeling to know you're alive.
It's such a happy feeling: You're growing inside.
And when you wake up ready to say,
"I think I'll make a snappy new day."
It's such a good feeling...
A very good feeling,
The feeling you know that we're friends.
you can make each day special by just being you
Good Night Fandom!
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