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[Friday, February 27th. The Wedding Editon]
Hello Fandom and my fellow cruisers! It is I, Jamie Madrox once again here to tell you of the inane details of our lives. Why? Because it's what the pirate used to pay us to do. Alas Barbossa... we'll miss your rascally ways. And your rum.
*sad chittering*
Yes. I know. I'm heartbroken too. Now I'll have to buy my own alcohol. *sighs* Let's get started shall we?
School
Today the library was invaded by Hottentots and Zombie lemurs. No one was left alive. Especially the lemurs who were undead anyway.
Woe.
Dorms
The dorms were redecorated by a horde of glittery gremlins with lots of glue and time on their hands. All students should be prepared to rid their room of glitter when they return.
Unless you like that sort of thing.
No word on whether some guy named Jack who was in Jill's room enjoyed it or not.
Town
There is no more town. Not anymore. It's been transformed into mini little islands where only small businesses and houses remain and to get around you have to travel in little boats.
Mina enjoyed the new moat around her clinic as it prevented anyone from visiting. Mary opened up the hotel and got a visit from Charlotte who was happy that everything on the island was quiet for once. Some guy named Jack Sparrow showed up which apparently got the squirrels' panties in a twist.
*chittering*
Yeah, okay, you don't wear underwear but something got in a twist and I'm not saying that on the air. That's more like something Katchoo would say followed by a lot of feedback.
Jolee opened up Caritas and Rusty settled down for a drink.
Cruise!
Well gosh golly gee. Looks like everyone is here! What a shock.
Cabins!
Adora spent the morning staring at the ceiling. Possibly reflecting on her life or just fantasizing about what life might be like if we just had school on a cruise ship full time. Or perhaps it was thoughts about Prince Eddie who was running around in his underwear. One person Adora wasn't probably thinking about was Brooke who apparently was passed out in the hall. Now that's a girl who's dedicated to her booze! Well done Brooke!
Mr. and Mrs Storm spent their little honeymoon cruise all snuggled up and sweet in bed. I think everyone out there in radio land can let out a big "Awwwww" in unison. Ready? On the count of three! One! Two! Three!
...
Okay, good enough. Gavin woke up in a pile of money which made Ino wonder what the hell he did when he left the room. Ned and Chuck both slept in. Cal posted something in French to Merlin to his door which prompted a conversation between Porn Guy and the Prat. Also sleeping in this morning was Penelope and Sokka. Not necessarily together but hey if you to kids just happen to have the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie? Well apparently it's amore.
Lido Deck!
Over at the Neptune's Reef and Pool, Angela, Arthur, Chuck, Amber, Lee and Ino, Chad, Worf, Claudia, Jess and Priestly all hung out.
Warren however stayed out of the pool despite some encouragement from Lee. Hurley decided against the pool and went for a giant plate of nachos which apparently was cause for concern from Angela, Ino and Annja while Jaina and John chatted by the pool.
Horizon Court and Terrace!
Let's see... Katchoo was a sexiled grumpy face despite Francine's gift of bagels. Yours truly also tried to be a ray of sunshine until another sexy grumpy face PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE! WHAT THE HELL DUDE?!
The Mr Grumpy-PUNCH-IN-THE FACE-DUDE bitched about his life to Cal.
*chittering*
Yeah, I was channeling Katchoo a little bit there. Just without all the *feeback* swearing.
Sun Deck
The Spa was a busy place to day. Both Lindsay and Ronon felt ridiculous while Yzma was nuts. Dōjima needed some post dancing/drinking rejuvination while Kaylee got a mani-pedi with pink nail polish with little flowers.
...
It's a little disturbing you go into that kind of detail.
*chittering*
Of course, Arthur would like to know that level of detail. He's British.
*chittering*
Yeah, I don't know where I was going with that.
Star Deck
How many freaking decks does this boat have? Anyway Ender and Ben were all trash talky as they were jogging this morning. It soon led to both of them succumbing to their UST and making out like two hot boys in love for all to see.
*chittering*
Yeah, I know that's not what the notes say but I'm reading the subtext.
Grand Turk Island
All right! First off for the big island visit was the island tour which sounded pretty damn boring. Mac took pictures while Merlin and Arthur were bored silly. Biff fell asleep so Ghanima took pictures of him wearing a silly hat. Cal made sure that Claire knew she was a lot better company than the tour.
Considering everyone was bored that's not much of a compliment, Cal.
For those people who weren't into boring stuff there weredune buggies. Leto and sneezy-girl wasted no time in starting a buggy war against each other. Savannah, Johnny, Summer and Chris all shared a bug together while Eddie and Adora had some nutty driving experiences. Turtle and Leto talked about the trip thus far and Leto's lack of driving experience while Aravis told Ben that horses were superior to buggies.
Meanwhile Warren and Lee faced their daddy issues head on by driving like maniacs. Obviously these boys need a support group where they can just hug and cry themselves into being sensitive men.
Also of the non-boring were the snorklers. Kicking off things were Robin heckling Fraser for reading instructions for the boat while Joan and Marco made the whole snorkling thing into a little date.
People then headed to the Beach where everyone frolicked and danced in the sand. Only not so much with the dancing.
Jeff of the mega SPF talked with Turtle about her adventures in dune buggying.
*chittering*
Shut up. It's totally a word.
Brooke got some hangover helper from Dōjima while Dinah was rescued from sunburn by the big giant prat. Ronan and Leto flirted like a flirty-flirt thing before heading back to the boat for what the squirrels say is a bow chicka wow wow good time. And in the totally lame department Kaylee and Ned made a sand castle.
EVENING BOAT ACTIVITIES!
Emmett kicked off the festivities with a soak in the pool. Over at the nightclub Lois was having a martini-fest while Brooke convinced Ned to buy her drinks and have some for himself. Amber took the opportunity to dance the night away while Kaylee showed off her dress that went with her pretty fingernails and toes which had pink nail polish and little flowers on them.
... Again guys. Details.
At the Crooner's Bar Angela and Romeo talked about home before deciding to get married at the chapel.
... Okay. If you listen really carefully right now Dojima's head is about to explode. And then people will die.
Chuck bought Angela a drink and there was talk of a trick that was played on him while Hannibal got hammered. Jaina was also getting her drink on as was Summer. Annja and Hoshi were plotting a way to get more people married at the chapel which makes me wonder if this cruise is just Las Vegas but in boat form. Hoshi then told Summer about Reno and Rikku getting married and good lord am I going to have to buy people a lot of wedding gifts. Mazel Tov!
Hannibal was extremely happy to see She-Ra while Jaina and Zayne discussed the lack of bars where Zayne comes from. Or something like that. Sookie then talked to Zayne about the whole "classes vs cruises" thing. Elsewhere at another bar Katchoo was drinking alone. With a mouth like that how can you be surprised?
Elsewhere on the decks Buffy did some shopping while Gavin and John decided to do some gambling. Claire spent some time at the internet cafe being a good little geek while Hurley and Penelope had an awkward conversation about Hurley being in looooooooooooove with Penelope.
Jack and Naomi had dinner at the DaVinci dining room. Somehow it doesn't seem right if hamburgers aren't involved.
And then there was Reno and Rikku's wedding.
*Loud chittering and squirrels*
Apparently that means they had the Best Ceremony Ever which had all the people gawking and Jeff proclaiming that Rikku was only metaphorically naked. Hoshi and Annja were recording the whole thing for posterity and Hoshi recommended that Rikku not sprain her ankle.Rikku then asked Sokka to give her away even though she's already Reno's while Romeo is very happy for them. This leads to Rikku drunkenly tackle-hugging Romeo.
As you do.
Deadpool was a little upset about his minon being married. Possibly because they hadn't registered and he had nothing to give them but red leather pajamas which is always a nice gift. Afterwards, Dojima freaked out but was consoled by Annja and Rikku going "WHEE". Savannah and Johnny wonder if they are really married now and if Savannah really is fragile.
And then there's the next wedding between Romeo and Angela which I am told is a wonderful ceremony along with the required gawking that goes along with it. Once again Annja and Hoshi record the whole thing, something Chuck verifies as Romeo waves at everyone. Rikku and Reno are all WTF? about the whole situation as obviously they feel like their thunder has been stolen. Éowyn on the other hand was just there to offer her support.
And let's see, out on the terrace... Oh for the love of everything holy. Really?
*chittering*
Yeah. Okay. The mountie and Robin decided to get married.
*chittering*
No, I have no idea where any of these people are registered. Just get them all *feedback* toasters.
And in areas of the boat where people AREN'T getting married, people are getting DRUNK.
What a shock.
And of course it all starts off with Dinah and Tony having an "I Never" party. Tony took time to explain the game while Priestly was bored waiting for everything to start. This apparently fixes Priestly's wagon as Claire shows up and she and Priestly decide to never leave. Francine and Merlin also don't know the game and so Priestly further confuses them. Turtle and the guy she calls Face-Spitter and Chad also show up for the fun. This leads to lots of drinking. And with my luck? More wedding ceremonies.
And to close out this evening's news: Brooke fell in the pool. Hopefully this means tomorrow she won't be wet and sleeping in the hall.
And that sums up just about everything tonight. Congratulations to everyone who got married! I think you're all insane and coming from me that says a LOT.
*chittering*
No. I'm not jealous about them getting married.
*chittering*
NO I'M NOT!
*chittering/jeering*
I hate you all!
*static*
*sad chittering*
Yes. I know. I'm heartbroken too. Now I'll have to buy my own alcohol. *sighs* Let's get started shall we?
School
Today the library was invaded by Hottentots and Zombie lemurs. No one was left alive. Especially the lemurs who were undead anyway.
Woe.
Dorms
The dorms were redecorated by a horde of glittery gremlins with lots of glue and time on their hands. All students should be prepared to rid their room of glitter when they return.
Unless you like that sort of thing.
No word on whether some guy named Jack who was in Jill's room enjoyed it or not.
Town
There is no more town. Not anymore. It's been transformed into mini little islands where only small businesses and houses remain and to get around you have to travel in little boats.
Mina enjoyed the new moat around her clinic as it prevented anyone from visiting. Mary opened up the hotel and got a visit from Charlotte who was happy that everything on the island was quiet for once. Some guy named Jack Sparrow showed up which apparently got the squirrels' panties in a twist.
*chittering*
Yeah, okay, you don't wear underwear but something got in a twist and I'm not saying that on the air. That's more like something Katchoo would say followed by a lot of feedback.
Jolee opened up Caritas and Rusty settled down for a drink.
Cruise!
Well gosh golly gee. Looks like everyone is here! What a shock.
Cabins!
Adora spent the morning staring at the ceiling. Possibly reflecting on her life or just fantasizing about what life might be like if we just had school on a cruise ship full time. Or perhaps it was thoughts about Prince Eddie who was running around in his underwear. One person Adora wasn't probably thinking about was Brooke who apparently was passed out in the hall. Now that's a girl who's dedicated to her booze! Well done Brooke!
Mr. and Mrs Storm spent their little honeymoon cruise all snuggled up and sweet in bed. I think everyone out there in radio land can let out a big "Awwwww" in unison. Ready? On the count of three! One! Two! Three!
...
Okay, good enough. Gavin woke up in a pile of money which made Ino wonder what the hell he did when he left the room. Ned and Chuck both slept in. Cal posted something in French to Merlin to his door which prompted a conversation between Porn Guy and the Prat. Also sleeping in this morning was Penelope and Sokka. Not necessarily together but hey if you to kids just happen to have the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie? Well apparently it's amore.
Lido Deck!
Over at the Neptune's Reef and Pool, Angela, Arthur, Chuck, Amber, Lee and Ino, Chad, Worf, Claudia, Jess and Priestly all hung out.
Warren however stayed out of the pool despite some encouragement from Lee. Hurley decided against the pool and went for a giant plate of nachos which apparently was cause for concern from Angela, Ino and Annja while Jaina and John chatted by the pool.
Horizon Court and Terrace!
Let's see... Katchoo was a sexiled grumpy face despite Francine's gift of bagels. Yours truly also tried to be a ray of sunshine until another sexy grumpy face PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE! WHAT THE HELL DUDE?!
The Mr Grumpy-PUNCH-IN-THE FACE-DUDE bitched about his life to Cal.
*chittering*
Yeah, I was channeling Katchoo a little bit there. Just without all the *feeback* swearing.
Sun Deck
The Spa was a busy place to day. Both Lindsay and Ronon felt ridiculous while Yzma was nuts. Dōjima needed some post dancing/drinking rejuvination while Kaylee got a mani-pedi with pink nail polish with little flowers.
...
It's a little disturbing you go into that kind of detail.
*chittering*
Of course, Arthur would like to know that level of detail. He's British.
*chittering*
Yeah, I don't know where I was going with that.
Star Deck
How many freaking decks does this boat have? Anyway Ender and Ben were all trash talky as they were jogging this morning. It soon led to both of them succumbing to their UST and making out like two hot boys in love for all to see.
*chittering*
Yeah, I know that's not what the notes say but I'm reading the subtext.
Grand Turk Island
All right! First off for the big island visit was the island tour which sounded pretty damn boring. Mac took pictures while Merlin and Arthur were bored silly. Biff fell asleep so Ghanima took pictures of him wearing a silly hat. Cal made sure that Claire knew she was a lot better company than the tour.
Considering everyone was bored that's not much of a compliment, Cal.
For those people who weren't into boring stuff there weredune buggies. Leto and sneezy-girl wasted no time in starting a buggy war against each other. Savannah, Johnny, Summer and Chris all shared a bug together while Eddie and Adora had some nutty driving experiences. Turtle and Leto talked about the trip thus far and Leto's lack of driving experience while Aravis told Ben that horses were superior to buggies.
Meanwhile Warren and Lee faced their daddy issues head on by driving like maniacs. Obviously these boys need a support group where they can just hug and cry themselves into being sensitive men.
Also of the non-boring were the snorklers. Kicking off things were Robin heckling Fraser for reading instructions for the boat while Joan and Marco made the whole snorkling thing into a little date.
People then headed to the Beach where everyone frolicked and danced in the sand. Only not so much with the dancing.
Jeff of the mega SPF talked with Turtle about her adventures in dune buggying.
*chittering*
Shut up. It's totally a word.
Brooke got some hangover helper from Dōjima while Dinah was rescued from sunburn by the big giant prat. Ronan and Leto flirted like a flirty-flirt thing before heading back to the boat for what the squirrels say is a bow chicka wow wow good time. And in the totally lame department Kaylee and Ned made a sand castle.
EVENING BOAT ACTIVITIES!
Emmett kicked off the festivities with a soak in the pool. Over at the nightclub Lois was having a martini-fest while Brooke convinced Ned to buy her drinks and have some for himself. Amber took the opportunity to dance the night away while Kaylee showed off her dress that went with her pretty fingernails and toes which had pink nail polish and little flowers on them.
... Again guys. Details.
At the Crooner's Bar Angela and Romeo talked about home before deciding to get married at the chapel.
... Okay. If you listen really carefully right now Dojima's head is about to explode. And then people will die.
Chuck bought Angela a drink and there was talk of a trick that was played on him while Hannibal got hammered. Jaina was also getting her drink on as was Summer. Annja and Hoshi were plotting a way to get more people married at the chapel which makes me wonder if this cruise is just Las Vegas but in boat form. Hoshi then told Summer about Reno and Rikku getting married and good lord am I going to have to buy people a lot of wedding gifts. Mazel Tov!
Hannibal was extremely happy to see She-Ra while Jaina and Zayne discussed the lack of bars where Zayne comes from. Or something like that. Sookie then talked to Zayne about the whole "classes vs cruises" thing. Elsewhere at another bar Katchoo was drinking alone. With a mouth like that how can you be surprised?
Elsewhere on the decks Buffy did some shopping while Gavin and John decided to do some gambling. Claire spent some time at the internet cafe being a good little geek while Hurley and Penelope had an awkward conversation about Hurley being in looooooooooooove with Penelope.
Jack and Naomi had dinner at the DaVinci dining room. Somehow it doesn't seem right if hamburgers aren't involved.
And then there was Reno and Rikku's wedding.
*Loud chittering and squirrels*
Apparently that means they had the Best Ceremony Ever which had all the people gawking and Jeff proclaiming that Rikku was only metaphorically naked. Hoshi and Annja were recording the whole thing for posterity and Hoshi recommended that Rikku not sprain her ankle.Rikku then asked Sokka to give her away even though she's already Reno's while Romeo is very happy for them. This leads to Rikku drunkenly tackle-hugging Romeo.
As you do.
Deadpool was a little upset about his minon being married. Possibly because they hadn't registered and he had nothing to give them but red leather pajamas which is always a nice gift. Afterwards, Dojima freaked out but was consoled by Annja and Rikku going "WHEE". Savannah and Johnny wonder if they are really married now and if Savannah really is fragile.
And then there's the next wedding between Romeo and Angela which I am told is a wonderful ceremony along with the required gawking that goes along with it. Once again Annja and Hoshi record the whole thing, something Chuck verifies as Romeo waves at everyone. Rikku and Reno are all WTF? about the whole situation as obviously they feel like their thunder has been stolen. Éowyn on the other hand was just there to offer her support.
And let's see, out on the terrace... Oh for the love of everything holy. Really?
*chittering*
Yeah. Okay. The mountie and Robin decided to get married.
*chittering*
No, I have no idea where any of these people are registered. Just get them all *feedback* toasters.
And in areas of the boat where people AREN'T getting married, people are getting DRUNK.
What a shock.
And of course it all starts off with Dinah and Tony having an "I Never" party. Tony took time to explain the game while Priestly was bored waiting for everything to start. This apparently fixes Priestly's wagon as Claire shows up and she and Priestly decide to never leave. Francine and Merlin also don't know the game and so Priestly further confuses them. Turtle and the guy she calls Face-Spitter and Chad also show up for the fun. This leads to lots of drinking. And with my luck? More wedding ceremonies.
And to close out this evening's news: Brooke fell in the pool. Hopefully this means tomorrow she won't be wet and sleeping in the hall.
And that sums up just about everything tonight. Congratulations to everyone who got married! I think you're all insane and coming from me that says a LOT.
*chittering*
No. I'm not jealous about them getting married.
*chittering*
NO I'M NOT!
*chittering/jeering*
I hate you all!
*static*
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The rest of the night was spent raiding the mini-bar in the room, and then curling up to sleep in the bathroom. She wasn't going anywhere near the bed.