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Friday, February 13, 2009
Hello Fandom! Jamie Madrox here. I'm pretty much counting on everyone here either being fast asleep or doing things that would make their parents die of shock because it involve nudity and for a small portion of you some sort of scary fetish that would be innappropriate for me to use while being monitored by this FCC shock collar that I'm wearing.
Actually it's just a regular dog shock collar but somehow the squirrels got it on me when I wasn't paying attention and one of the squirrely bas-
*BZZZT*
YEEEEOOOW! -has the controller. I hate to say this but I think I miss the grumpy guy with the forehead.
*BZZZT*
YEEEEEEOOOOW!
SCHOOL!
The Rastafarian gym/movie teacher got lazy and only had one class today where he combined jogging with watching a movie about a girl who runs a lot. How original. Anyhow, people showed up, bitched about the uniforms, Ran and watched a movie while Worf and Tony did the TA thing.
Care for Magical Creatures had a special guest which apparently was a woman with pointy ears who talked about shape shifting. And Blysse was there doing her dutiful TA duties.
The office apparently had a boxing ring today which... okay wow that's a host of HR issues waiting to happen and Nathan spent his time looking at catalogs.
Over in the library, Buffy was a ball of energy. Mostly nervous energy but she might have stuck a fork in the socket to get some AC/DC going.
*BZZZT*
OW! Hey that was just a jo-
*BZZZT*
FINE!
*BZZZT!*
OW! Okay! knock it off!
DORMS OR GOFUG YOURSELF! It's a toss up of what this part really is.
*shuffling of papers* Pictures? Are you kidding me? Oh bouncing Billy-Ray!
*chittering*
Well see that one guy used to say "Oh my Miley!" so I thought I'd-
*BZZZT!*
OW! Okay! No ad-libbing. Gotcha. Kicking off things Eve was doing battle with curling irons and hairpins. No mention of casualties in the clinic so I'm going to assume she won. Her roommate Gwynn
Angela was wearing a low cut red dress with a short skirt which made all the squirrels say "Well Played Angela!". I have no idea what that means. Dinah stopped by for some help with her makeup so she wouldn't look like a clown. Amber was wearing what appeared to be a blue velvet dress with purple ribbon on it. The squirrels want me to put up a poll on whether it was fug or fab but quite frankly I just calling it Fab because it's blue dammit. Triela came by for some help with her hair. No pictures from the Squirrels but I'm thinking Rainbow Afro wig would be appropriate.
Penelope got a "well played" by the squirrels for her pale blue gown while the simply noted that Hurley was wearing "clothes" when he picked her up. Adora was wearing a very pink sparkly cocktail dress that in the right light could be used to signal aircraft of water towers. Edward showed up looking puffy and princey. Dude... get a suit and a pair of jeans. Really.
Kaylee was ready to party in a dress which looks like a rocket pop melted all over it and then got a giant purple flower stapled to her boob. Ned of course is too blinded by love to notice. Molly was trying to choose between two dresses where one was a black mesh and the other one was... Dear lord woman stick with the black mesh. Joan on the other had was wearing a chocolate number that was not graded as fug nor fab but simply "made the squirrels hungry for Hershey's".
Claudia was dressed in a white tuxedo and bare feet. According to the picture and the squirrel poll: "On anyone else it would have looked like Cyndi Lauper on acid. But on Claudia it looked good." Huh. Kaylee and her day-glo dress came by for help with her hair. Claire came by for hair help as well in a vintage purple dress which earned a "well played" by the squirrels. Joan also came for hair help. Toby stopped by but wasn't wearing a dress. On the other hand Priestly was wearing a dress. Actually it was a kilt and the squirrels called him resplendant.
DÅjima's dress got a well played as well and looking at the picture I've got to tell you that Romeo is one lucky bastard. Reno came by and started comparing her cat to Rikku's while Ino theorized that the cat wanted to go to the dance. And in what seems to be an epidemic in the dorm, Rikku and Triela came by for help with their hair.
Tahiri was given a "well played" in the squirrel poll and Ben was struck dumb by the sight of her. Savannah wore something a little risque and french maidish which Johnny seemed to appreciate. Annja was wearing a... purple tie-dyed number and teased Alex a bit before heading out. Jack completely forgot there was a dance but got tickets from his frog roommate. Alice was wearing a blue number when Leto picked her up. Peyton had a black vintage number which earned a "well played" while Rikku was apparently wearing a gown the color of a melted orange creamsicle. Lee ironed his suit... which doesn't have a photo.
*chittering*
Well of course a suit isn't going to show off his arms! And over in Sam's room he was dressed in... Okay that's just pictures of two floppy haired boys kissing. You guys need to provide them some sense of privacy.
And finally Robin was out on the roof playing with his banjo.
Town! Where there's just a dance and no one is getting dressed up. Thank Bouncy Billy-Ray *BZZZT*
OW! First Harper opened Things Reborn, Liir opened Book Haven, Jen opened Pizza Planet, Viki opened Strokes, Rikku opened Wellspring, andKaylee opened Stark's. All of the aforementioned women were all a glow and bouncy with the thought of a dancy dance dance in their pretty clothes and shoes. Which you might have noticed if you listened to the HALF HOUR COMMENTARY on their clothes in the previous segment.
Showing barely interest in the dance were Arya who opened Coyote Medicine, Hurley who opened the flower shop, Dor who opened Android's Dungeon and Jenny who opened Pixie dust and Mary who opened the arms and was handing out free condoms. Those were quickly taken advantage of by Chad and Teddy who don't necessarily have floppy hair but yes there were kisses. Tully was also there but just for the food.
Over at Luke's Diner, Cal was busy in the ktichen. Dinah dropped by to see how his plans for Claire were going. Ino dropped by to bug the crap out of him and so did Claire so they could have a cute moment before the whole dance thing tonight.
Showing no interest whatsoever was Katchoo who was hanging out at the Perk and Officer Ray who spent his office hours being all flirty with the mountie. Sarah then stopped by to talk with Dale about some kind of statement. No word on what that statement was. Perhaps: "I am filled with marshmallow goodness"? "I have a caramel center with creamy nougat"? "I have tiny waist and my breasts are-"
*BZZZT!*
OW! Okay! Okay! Daisy and Ray (Which is going to be my next rock band name) then chatted about the events of the day before.
Over at Caritas Tino was annoying Jolee by dressing like a ninja and then rapping. This did not disturb Daisy who seemed to be in a funk despite Lindsay apologizing for getting arrested. In the back room Tyler was drinking beer and playing darts and chatted up Mina about the game. Mina was having a quiet drink of wine and over in the corner, Lindsay and Ronon were having a date.
The Dance!
Jesus God, that's a lot of notes. *sighs* Okay People arrived and mingled. They ate and drank. They hung out in shadows. They danced. Chaperones watched. DONE!
*BZZZT!*
OW! Fine! Then everyone went back to their rooms to hump like bunnies. Tomorrow you will all wake up to find yourselves with children from the future begging for your attention.
*chittering*
Oh right. That usually happens with Prom. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! Moving on! First of all the place was complete dedicated to bad luck and Friday the 13th. Gotta love tempting fate people. He of the large ears was apparently nervous but was dragged away by Arthur to the food table. Chad and Teddy noted the amount of glitter before making plans to get naked-
*BZZZT!*
OW! I mean go back to the hotel. Oh boy is this gonig to be a long night. Jaina and John arrived and John had to explain the bad luck thing. Brooke showed up on her own as did Lois and Buffy. And since the three of you are alone and attractive I do have a suggestion-
*BZZZT!*
OW! Okay! But the visual imagery-
*BZZZT!*
OW! Okay! Harvey arrived along with his chin and hoped for lucked filled evening. Chuck was also single and got a compliment on his suit from Liir. Emmett was also alone but chatted with Triela about classes. Turtle and Jeff arrived together with Jeff fearful of axe murderers. Tony and Dinah wondered if they were tempting fate with the whole thing. Blysse came alone and without a wolf but did get a wave from Jack. Hoshi and Ronan raised a few eyebrows at the decor but figured they could handle anything that might show up. Francine showed up in a bold color and almost blew Merlin's ears off in amazement. Naomi arrived on her own but was found by Jack and there was a promise for a dance. Jen arrive alone wearing some sort of futuristic outfit while Jenny Sparks prowled about the place and Dinah about the skeleton prom theme last year.
Ender and Triela found each other at the prom and talked about how well they cleaned up. Ender then explained to Ben about the whole bad luck thing. Jill was getting chatted up by Liir and was also checked in on by Dinah Angela seemed to think the theme was a bit "different" and promised a date to Liir. Hannibal was apparently looking sharp and talked about a bet with Chuck. Liir talked to Hannibal about how Ambere was doing. Romeo and Dojima talked about tempting fate and blood spatter while Lee was dateless. Eowyn was also dateless but in awe of the decorations. Liir and Amber arrived together and thought about putting the ladder away. Joan and Marco like the decorations but had zombie concerns. Triela talked to Liir about her roommate. Sookie, Harper, Lion-o and Jack all arrived and apparently looking good. Claudia and Priestly... um. Were very noticiable in their outfits.
Alex arrived alone but soon caught up with Harper. Aravis talked with Triela about her outfit while Ichicho told Ino she looked good in her dress while Alice explained the decorations to Leto. Ben and Tahiri were expecting something different with the decorations while Molly was happy to see that her dress matched the theme of the evening. Zayne was rocking the gold trim while Rikku and Romeo talked about how Rikku was going away for the weekend and Reno rated the decorations as "Kick ass".
Over at the Snack Table, Brooke checked to see if the punch was spiked. Turtle was checking out the napkins and was told by Leto that he was unfamiliar with the music. Arthur was disappointed by the lack of alcohol but luckily Jenny was able to take care of that for him. Arthur then told Leto that he was kicking him out of the room for the night. Chuck was drinking and telling Angela about the need for more parties. Blysse got a compliment on her dress by Dinah and an offer of a dance with Ben while Joan talked about her date. Lois talked with John about the cockdog-
*BZZZT!*
OW! I was just reading the notes damn it! Meanwhile Liir caught up with John while Tony stuffed his face and assured Blysse that being single was a good thing. Tony then offered to run interference for Merlin while Jaina talked to Arthur about her cousin. Who just happens to be Ben who told Jaina that he was having a good time. Liir and Amber skipped the food in favor of drinking punch while Harper and Jack munched away. Tahiri and Ben shared some glances while Summer and Ino sipped punch. Hannibal chatted with Amber about her sucking people over the weekend.
*BZZZT!*
OW! IT WAS WRITTEN THAT WAY YOU-
*BZZZT!*
OW! Okay! Fine! Hannibal then told Angela that she looked hot while Joan told Hannibal to be nice to his date. Joan and Penelope talked about their outfits and dates while Angela told Amber that she was having a good time. Edward told Liir about his quest for Giselle. Because NOBODY's heard about that yet. Dinah then told Edward about being on a friend-date with Tony. Liir told Dinah that she was looking good tonight while Dinah talked about clothes with Blysse and music with Arthur. Dinah then reassured Merlin about his outfit and told Leto about getting drunk with Arthur.
And at this point in the broadcast I'd like to state that if Liir and Dinah have somehow stolen my multiplying abilities I'd really like them back. 'K? Thanks!
Ben and Leto talked about formal wear while Ned talked with Ben about the quality of the food. Dojima, Joan and Leto all enjoyed punch while Adora told Romeo how dances back home involved speeches. Meanwhile Reno and Romeo seemed to think that the punch was missing a certain ingredient.
Over in the shadowy corner, Merlin and Emmett were chatty with Buffy. Merlin, Liir and were all happy to see Emmett as well. Captain stick up his-
*BZZZT!*
OW! Worf! had a short conversation with Liir and something about Kevin Bacon movies with Joan. Merlin tried to lurk in the shadows before having Arthur order him to get drinks. Liir and Amber both were in the shadows as were Penelope and Edward who was looking for haggis.
*chittering*
Hags? Guys you need to work on your penman-
*BZZZT!*
OW! Wow, you guys are sensitive. Claudia wanted to know why Lee wasn't with Toby. Annja was a little freaked out while Jack and Lion-o were trying to stay out of the spotlight.
Out on the Dance Floor, Jeff, Amber, Ronan, Molly and Dinah were shaking their groove things. Dojima then did some dancing with both Ronan and Romeo. Also on the dance cards were Ben and Blysse, Chuck and Angela, Jack and Naomi and Alice and Leto who all cut a pretty rug together. And for those out there who aren't from around here: Yes. They were literally cutting carpet for the dance floor.
*BZZZT!*
OW! You guys are no fun. Oh look at this! More Mingling!. Which included Sookie avoiding the punch and Claudia telling her how cute she is. Jaina checked in on Sookie to make sure she was having a good time while Aravis was a bit tipsy and made Ben and Merlin flail with all her boo-
*BZZZT!*
OW! Cleavage. Arthur impressed Priestly by mingling with us commoners while Hannibal mingled like a... Well I have no idea what mingles a lot. Lois was then asked by Eowyn about boys and revealing clothing while Jaina was concerned about the alcohol content in the punch. Claire made some movie references to Cal that he didn't understand while Ronan convinced Leto to dance. Kaylee and Ned show up a little late and check out the decor while a tipsy Tahiri greet John and Savannah. Ino was feeling fine and talked with Romeo about the decorations while Turtle was rockin' her dress and apparently the punch. Merlin then has a conversation with Triela and Romeo about his clothes.
Over at the punch bowl... AGAIN, Blair chatted with Chuck about the punch and then went dancing. Adora was being suspicious about Gavin who was talking about flight club with Inara. Liir is smirking with Amber while Angela and Blair talk about the punch and having fun. Hoshi asked Angela about her other self from last weekend while a drunk Savannah greeted Angela. Harper and Amber glee over the spiked punch while Priestly impressed Amber with his skirt. Alex, Dojima and Eowyn, Brooke, Naomi, and Summer all help themselves to the punch thereby making everyone in the room DRUNK! OKAY! I GET IT! YOU ALL DRANK PUNCH AND GOT PLAST-
*BZZZT!*
OW! ...Okay that one I deserved. Over in the Shadowy Corner which must have taken up half the FREAKIN' ROOM or had everyone crammed in there like sardines, Ender, Lion-o, Hinata, Claire, Buffy, Worf and Cal all sit around and WATCH people. In a shadowy corner. Do you guys realize how creepy that is? I mean Tony and Ronan at least flirted with each other! And She-Ra and Hannibal talked to each other!
Then again I'm stuck in a booth with a bunch of squirrels and I smell like rum. Right. Moving on!
Dancing! Didn't I do this already? Tony and Dinah did the rump shaking thing. Savannah, Angela and Hoshi all did their own thing as well. Hannibal and Angela, Chuck and Blair, Chris and Summer, Cal and Claire and John and Jaina then all shared a slow dance. In pairs. Not all together. Because that would be the bunny hop and I think we're all too old for that, right?
Speaking of old there were a bunch of people who were supposedly Chaperones but they did a bad job with the punch and herding people out of shadowy corners. Probably because Yzma was there freaking out Deadpool while Marshall just stood around looking good. Minsc, Boo, Abby Irene, Ms. Bennet all did their part to ignore the punch bowl. Principal Zoe probably could have done a good job if Deadpool wasn't whining at her about Yzma. The Mountie was occupied with his girlfriend. Ghanima chatted with Leto while Nathan congratulated Joan about the good job StuCo did. Yzma continued to terrorize everyone while Deadpool tried to hide from her.
*shuffles paper*
That's it? Oh Thank GOD! Good Night Fandom! I about to go home and seduce my girlfriend with bad kung fu movies. To Ninjas? it's like porn.
*BZZZT!*
OW! God damn it you furry mother-
*BZZZT!*
OW! I swear I'm going to kill every single one of-
*Static*
Actually it's just a regular dog shock collar but somehow the squirrels got it on me when I wasn't paying attention and one of the squirrely bas-
*BZZZT*
YEEEEOOOW! -has the controller. I hate to say this but I think I miss the grumpy guy with the forehead.
*BZZZT*
YEEEEEEOOOOW!
SCHOOL!
The Rastafarian gym/movie teacher got lazy and only had one class today where he combined jogging with watching a movie about a girl who runs a lot. How original. Anyhow, people showed up, bitched about the uniforms, Ran and watched a movie while Worf and Tony did the TA thing.
Care for Magical Creatures had a special guest which apparently was a woman with pointy ears who talked about shape shifting. And Blysse was there doing her dutiful TA duties.
The office apparently had a boxing ring today which... okay wow that's a host of HR issues waiting to happen and Nathan spent his time looking at catalogs.
Over in the library, Buffy was a ball of energy. Mostly nervous energy but she might have stuck a fork in the socket to get some AC/DC going.
*BZZZT*
OW! Hey that was just a jo-
*BZZZT*
FINE!
*BZZZT!*
OW! Okay! knock it off!
DORMS OR GOFUG YOURSELF! It's a toss up of what this part really is.
*shuffling of papers* Pictures? Are you kidding me? Oh bouncing Billy-Ray!
*chittering*
Well see that one guy used to say "Oh my Miley!" so I thought I'd-
*BZZZT!*
OW! Okay! No ad-libbing. Gotcha. Kicking off things Eve was doing battle with curling irons and hairpins. No mention of casualties in the clinic so I'm going to assume she won. Her roommate Gwynn
Angela was wearing a low cut red dress with a short skirt which made all the squirrels say "Well Played Angela!". I have no idea what that means. Dinah stopped by for some help with her makeup so she wouldn't look like a clown. Amber was wearing what appeared to be a blue velvet dress with purple ribbon on it. The squirrels want me to put up a poll on whether it was fug or fab but quite frankly I just calling it Fab because it's blue dammit. Triela came by for some help with her hair. No pictures from the Squirrels but I'm thinking Rainbow Afro wig would be appropriate.
Penelope got a "well played" by the squirrels for her pale blue gown while the simply noted that Hurley was wearing "clothes" when he picked her up. Adora was wearing a very pink sparkly cocktail dress that in the right light could be used to signal aircraft of water towers. Edward showed up looking puffy and princey. Dude... get a suit and a pair of jeans. Really.
Kaylee was ready to party in a dress which looks like a rocket pop melted all over it and then got a giant purple flower stapled to her boob. Ned of course is too blinded by love to notice. Molly was trying to choose between two dresses where one was a black mesh and the other one was... Dear lord woman stick with the black mesh. Joan on the other had was wearing a chocolate number that was not graded as fug nor fab but simply "made the squirrels hungry for Hershey's".
Claudia was dressed in a white tuxedo and bare feet. According to the picture and the squirrel poll: "On anyone else it would have looked like Cyndi Lauper on acid. But on Claudia it looked good." Huh. Kaylee and her day-glo dress came by for help with her hair. Claire came by for hair help as well in a vintage purple dress which earned a "well played" by the squirrels. Joan also came for hair help. Toby stopped by but wasn't wearing a dress. On the other hand Priestly was wearing a dress. Actually it was a kilt and the squirrels called him resplendant.
DÅjima's dress got a well played as well and looking at the picture I've got to tell you that Romeo is one lucky bastard. Reno came by and started comparing her cat to Rikku's while Ino theorized that the cat wanted to go to the dance. And in what seems to be an epidemic in the dorm, Rikku and Triela came by for help with their hair.
Tahiri was given a "well played" in the squirrel poll and Ben was struck dumb by the sight of her. Savannah wore something a little risque and french maidish which Johnny seemed to appreciate. Annja was wearing a... purple tie-dyed number and teased Alex a bit before heading out. Jack completely forgot there was a dance but got tickets from his frog roommate. Alice was wearing a blue number when Leto picked her up. Peyton had a black vintage number which earned a "well played" while Rikku was apparently wearing a gown the color of a melted orange creamsicle. Lee ironed his suit... which doesn't have a photo.
*chittering*
Well of course a suit isn't going to show off his arms! And over in Sam's room he was dressed in... Okay that's just pictures of two floppy haired boys kissing. You guys need to provide them some sense of privacy.
And finally Robin was out on the roof playing with his banjo.
Town! Where there's just a dance and no one is getting dressed up. Thank Bouncy Billy-Ray *BZZZT*
OW! First Harper opened Things Reborn, Liir opened Book Haven, Jen opened Pizza Planet, Viki opened Strokes, Rikku opened Wellspring, andKaylee opened Stark's. All of the aforementioned women were all a glow and bouncy with the thought of a dancy dance dance in their pretty clothes and shoes. Which you might have noticed if you listened to the HALF HOUR COMMENTARY on their clothes in the previous segment.
Showing barely interest in the dance were Arya who opened Coyote Medicine, Hurley who opened the flower shop, Dor who opened Android's Dungeon and Jenny who opened Pixie dust and Mary who opened the arms and was handing out free condoms. Those were quickly taken advantage of by Chad and Teddy who don't necessarily have floppy hair but yes there were kisses. Tully was also there but just for the food.
Over at Luke's Diner, Cal was busy in the ktichen. Dinah dropped by to see how his plans for Claire were going. Ino dropped by to bug the crap out of him and so did Claire so they could have a cute moment before the whole dance thing tonight.
Showing no interest whatsoever was Katchoo who was hanging out at the Perk and Officer Ray who spent his office hours being all flirty with the mountie. Sarah then stopped by to talk with Dale about some kind of statement. No word on what that statement was. Perhaps: "I am filled with marshmallow goodness"? "I have a caramel center with creamy nougat"? "I have tiny waist and my breasts are-"
*BZZZT!*
OW! Okay! Okay! Daisy and Ray (Which is going to be my next rock band name) then chatted about the events of the day before.
Over at Caritas Tino was annoying Jolee by dressing like a ninja and then rapping. This did not disturb Daisy who seemed to be in a funk despite Lindsay apologizing for getting arrested. In the back room Tyler was drinking beer and playing darts and chatted up Mina about the game. Mina was having a quiet drink of wine and over in the corner, Lindsay and Ronon were having a date.
The Dance!
Jesus God, that's a lot of notes. *sighs* Okay People arrived and mingled. They ate and drank. They hung out in shadows. They danced. Chaperones watched. DONE!
*BZZZT!*
OW! Fine! Then everyone went back to their rooms to hump like bunnies. Tomorrow you will all wake up to find yourselves with children from the future begging for your attention.
*chittering*
Oh right. That usually happens with Prom. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! Moving on! First of all the place was complete dedicated to bad luck and Friday the 13th. Gotta love tempting fate people. He of the large ears was apparently nervous but was dragged away by Arthur to the food table. Chad and Teddy noted the amount of glitter before making plans to get naked-
*BZZZT!*
OW! I mean go back to the hotel. Oh boy is this gonig to be a long night. Jaina and John arrived and John had to explain the bad luck thing. Brooke showed up on her own as did Lois and Buffy. And since the three of you are alone and attractive I do have a suggestion-
*BZZZT!*
OW! Okay! But the visual imagery-
*BZZZT!*
OW! Okay! Harvey arrived along with his chin and hoped for lucked filled evening. Chuck was also single and got a compliment on his suit from Liir. Emmett was also alone but chatted with Triela about classes. Turtle and Jeff arrived together with Jeff fearful of axe murderers. Tony and Dinah wondered if they were tempting fate with the whole thing. Blysse came alone and without a wolf but did get a wave from Jack. Hoshi and Ronan raised a few eyebrows at the decor but figured they could handle anything that might show up. Francine showed up in a bold color and almost blew Merlin's ears off in amazement. Naomi arrived on her own but was found by Jack and there was a promise for a dance. Jen arrive alone wearing some sort of futuristic outfit while Jenny Sparks prowled about the place and Dinah about the skeleton prom theme last year.
Ender and Triela found each other at the prom and talked about how well they cleaned up. Ender then explained to Ben about the whole bad luck thing. Jill was getting chatted up by Liir and was also checked in on by Dinah Angela seemed to think the theme was a bit "different" and promised a date to Liir. Hannibal was apparently looking sharp and talked about a bet with Chuck. Liir talked to Hannibal about how Ambere was doing. Romeo and Dojima talked about tempting fate and blood spatter while Lee was dateless. Eowyn was also dateless but in awe of the decorations. Liir and Amber arrived together and thought about putting the ladder away. Joan and Marco like the decorations but had zombie concerns. Triela talked to Liir about her roommate. Sookie, Harper, Lion-o and Jack all arrived and apparently looking good. Claudia and Priestly... um. Were very noticiable in their outfits.
Alex arrived alone but soon caught up with Harper. Aravis talked with Triela about her outfit while Ichicho told Ino she looked good in her dress while Alice explained the decorations to Leto. Ben and Tahiri were expecting something different with the decorations while Molly was happy to see that her dress matched the theme of the evening. Zayne was rocking the gold trim while Rikku and Romeo talked about how Rikku was going away for the weekend and Reno rated the decorations as "Kick ass".
Over at the Snack Table, Brooke checked to see if the punch was spiked. Turtle was checking out the napkins and was told by Leto that he was unfamiliar with the music. Arthur was disappointed by the lack of alcohol but luckily Jenny was able to take care of that for him. Arthur then told Leto that he was kicking him out of the room for the night. Chuck was drinking and telling Angela about the need for more parties. Blysse got a compliment on her dress by Dinah and an offer of a dance with Ben while Joan talked about her date. Lois talked with John about the cockdog-
*BZZZT!*
OW! I was just reading the notes damn it! Meanwhile Liir caught up with John while Tony stuffed his face and assured Blysse that being single was a good thing. Tony then offered to run interference for Merlin while Jaina talked to Arthur about her cousin. Who just happens to be Ben who told Jaina that he was having a good time. Liir and Amber skipped the food in favor of drinking punch while Harper and Jack munched away. Tahiri and Ben shared some glances while Summer and Ino sipped punch. Hannibal chatted with Amber about her sucking people over the weekend.
*BZZZT!*
OW! IT WAS WRITTEN THAT WAY YOU-
*BZZZT!*
OW! Okay! Fine! Hannibal then told Angela that she looked hot while Joan told Hannibal to be nice to his date. Joan and Penelope talked about their outfits and dates while Angela told Amber that she was having a good time. Edward told Liir about his quest for Giselle. Because NOBODY's heard about that yet. Dinah then told Edward about being on a friend-date with Tony. Liir told Dinah that she was looking good tonight while Dinah talked about clothes with Blysse and music with Arthur. Dinah then reassured Merlin about his outfit and told Leto about getting drunk with Arthur.
And at this point in the broadcast I'd like to state that if Liir and Dinah have somehow stolen my multiplying abilities I'd really like them back. 'K? Thanks!
Ben and Leto talked about formal wear while Ned talked with Ben about the quality of the food. Dojima, Joan and Leto all enjoyed punch while Adora told Romeo how dances back home involved speeches. Meanwhile Reno and Romeo seemed to think that the punch was missing a certain ingredient.
Over in the shadowy corner, Merlin and Emmett were chatty with Buffy. Merlin, Liir and were all happy to see Emmett as well. Captain stick up his-
*BZZZT!*
OW! Worf! had a short conversation with Liir and something about Kevin Bacon movies with Joan. Merlin tried to lurk in the shadows before having Arthur order him to get drinks. Liir and Amber both were in the shadows as were Penelope and Edward who was looking for haggis.
*chittering*
Hags? Guys you need to work on your penman-
*BZZZT!*
OW! Wow, you guys are sensitive. Claudia wanted to know why Lee wasn't with Toby. Annja was a little freaked out while Jack and Lion-o were trying to stay out of the spotlight.
Out on the Dance Floor, Jeff, Amber, Ronan, Molly and Dinah were shaking their groove things. Dojima then did some dancing with both Ronan and Romeo. Also on the dance cards were Ben and Blysse, Chuck and Angela, Jack and Naomi and Alice and Leto who all cut a pretty rug together. And for those out there who aren't from around here: Yes. They were literally cutting carpet for the dance floor.
*BZZZT!*
OW! You guys are no fun. Oh look at this! More Mingling!. Which included Sookie avoiding the punch and Claudia telling her how cute she is. Jaina checked in on Sookie to make sure she was having a good time while Aravis was a bit tipsy and made Ben and Merlin flail with all her boo-
*BZZZT!*
OW! Cleavage. Arthur impressed Priestly by mingling with us commoners while Hannibal mingled like a... Well I have no idea what mingles a lot. Lois was then asked by Eowyn about boys and revealing clothing while Jaina was concerned about the alcohol content in the punch. Claire made some movie references to Cal that he didn't understand while Ronan convinced Leto to dance. Kaylee and Ned show up a little late and check out the decor while a tipsy Tahiri greet John and Savannah. Ino was feeling fine and talked with Romeo about the decorations while Turtle was rockin' her dress and apparently the punch. Merlin then has a conversation with Triela and Romeo about his clothes.
Over at the punch bowl... AGAIN, Blair chatted with Chuck about the punch and then went dancing. Adora was being suspicious about Gavin who was talking about flight club with Inara. Liir is smirking with Amber while Angela and Blair talk about the punch and having fun. Hoshi asked Angela about her other self from last weekend while a drunk Savannah greeted Angela. Harper and Amber glee over the spiked punch while Priestly impressed Amber with his skirt. Alex, Dojima and Eowyn, Brooke, Naomi, and Summer all help themselves to the punch thereby making everyone in the room DRUNK! OKAY! I GET IT! YOU ALL DRANK PUNCH AND GOT PLAST-
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OW! ...Okay that one I deserved. Over in the Shadowy Corner which must have taken up half the FREAKIN' ROOM or had everyone crammed in there like sardines, Ender, Lion-o, Hinata, Claire, Buffy, Worf and Cal all sit around and WATCH people. In a shadowy corner. Do you guys realize how creepy that is? I mean Tony and Ronan at least flirted with each other! And She-Ra and Hannibal talked to each other!
Then again I'm stuck in a booth with a bunch of squirrels and I smell like rum. Right. Moving on!
Dancing! Didn't I do this already? Tony and Dinah did the rump shaking thing. Savannah, Angela and Hoshi all did their own thing as well. Hannibal and Angela, Chuck and Blair, Chris and Summer, Cal and Claire and John and Jaina then all shared a slow dance. In pairs. Not all together. Because that would be the bunny hop and I think we're all too old for that, right?
Speaking of old there were a bunch of people who were supposedly Chaperones but they did a bad job with the punch and herding people out of shadowy corners. Probably because Yzma was there freaking out Deadpool while Marshall just stood around looking good. Minsc, Boo, Abby Irene, Ms. Bennet all did their part to ignore the punch bowl. Principal Zoe probably could have done a good job if Deadpool wasn't whining at her about Yzma. The Mountie was occupied with his girlfriend. Ghanima chatted with Leto while Nathan congratulated Joan about the good job StuCo did. Yzma continued to terrorize everyone while Deadpool tried to hide from her.
*shuffles paper*
That's it? Oh Thank GOD! Good Night Fandom! I about to go home and seduce my girlfriend with bad kung fu movies. To Ninjas? it's like porn.
*BZZZT!*
OW! God damn it you furry mother-
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OW! I swear I'm going to kill every single one of-
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2. totally stealing bouncing Billy Ray as an expression
3. is it wrong to want a bunny hop at the next dance?]
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Gwynn also offers to take care of the squirrels for Jaime.}}