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Fandom Radio: Saturday, November 22nd
Reno: Yo, Fandom! Not only does it seem to be Saturday, and I happen to be in the radio station, but I seem to have a different co-host than usual too, yo. Squirrels are a freakin' unforgivin' lot when they want you to do a broadcast, I'll tell you. They'll leap in on your social life and then bring her along for the ride, yo.
Rikku: Ooooh, this is nifty! And I totally wanted to come. I've never been abducted by squirrels before. And I only did radio once before, when I was an insane fairy-thing.
Reno: .... I remember that thing. That was the weekend my hair weighed about as much as the rest of me, yo. Kept sayin', "Got it memorized." I... don't miss that. We, uh. We got notes. Saturday notes. This is a weird broadcast for me. S'like my whole little world's been shifted around. You good to go, Rikku?
Rikku: I think I'm gonna be perkier than your usual co-host. Ooooh, is all of this rum for us? Really? ... What can it hurt, right?
Reno: You'll know in the morning, zoto.
School: On a Saturday?
Reno: .... Yeah. I'm gonna say right now how weird it is to have notes on a not-Tuesday, and look at this section, and then say, *ahem* "Mac opened the library." She did. The library. It got opened, yo. And I kinda wanna keep talkin' and just not stop, here, because it feels like this part should be longer. Shut me up, Rikku?
Dorms! We'd Be There, If Not For The Squirrels!
Rikku: Shut you up? That sounds like it's either gonna be violent or dirty, and neither of those are probably good for the radio. Oooh, lemme find some more note cards. Aha! Brooke was researching fashion stuff, in her room. Are we doing another fashion show? The last one rocked. And John and Jaina were all cute as they walked back to the dorms from a party. The party is apparently on other note cards, and it's kinda weird that we're doing things out of order like that, isn't it? I mean, if people didn't know there was a party, we kinda just ruined the surprise.
Reno: I learned long ago it's safer not to question the squirrels. They got deadly aim with an acorn.
Town: The Squirrels Dragged Us Here!
Reno: The Robin that ain't made of felt came back to Fandom, zoto. I guess this musta made Fraser happy, 'cause the notes say they were all snuggly. Aww. At the Arms Hotel, Viki was all upset 'cause she had herself a routine. There ain't nothin' the matter with routine. I like to make wakin' up every mornin' into part of mine. Cable's dog took Cable for a walk in the park today. I say that only 'cause it's hard to be the one in control when you're all lost in thought. Hurley was entirely too trusting at Groovy Tunes, thinkin' he could dance without bein' noticed. Man. That's what squirrels are for. Over at T&C, Turtle was hard at work. Fortunately, Jeff's toothpaste emergency meant that she got herself some free donuts outta the deal.
Rikku: I've never had an emergency that involved toothpaste. I think maybe Jeff's doing something wrong. Or else I am? Whoa, scary thought. So Minsc and Boo were hanging out with Rosie at the Gig, and she's apparently a red panda now? Oh my gosh, that sounds like the cutest thing ever. Toby was wearing mittens at Pixie Dust, but he wasn't cold enough to put a shirt on. *pause* The notes say that like it's weird or something. The mittens probably kept him warm, didn't they? And the Robin that is made of felt was setting up action figures and playing out scenes with them. At the Android's Dungeon comic-shop-place, I mean. 'Cause if he'd been doing that in his room, the squirrels would have messed up the note cards and it'd be total chaos here, right?
Reno: You get used to total chaos in the radio station quick enough. We're half done the town notes, and I barely cracked into the rum so far, zoto. One moment. Gotta make up for lost time. *Chugging sounds* Okay! Now we're good to go! Over at Tony's apartment, Pepper with the weird-ass name got all fussy about his concussion and started talkin' about hirin' security and- seriously? I vote you catch some gremlins and tie 'em up outside his door, Pepper. The weird that's sure to follow'll tip 'im off right away. Tyler showed up for movie night with Tony, which prompted the squirrel into what I'm assumin' is some kinda seizure because apparently that's Deadpool and Cable's thing? I dunno. At the clinic today, Ino made sure that Tyler made a stop in. He better have, yo. He looked like freakin' death in class yesterday. Ichigo showed up with treats, which is all... awwww, or whatever, and then Tulley limped in before the nurse showed up, 'cause limpin' is the trend lately, yoto.
Rikku: The latest fashion accessory: a pair of crutches! Maybe some of Brooke's fashion research can totally unearth the scoop on that one. Oooh, and we've got a stack here for Blair's birthday party, so I'm gonna pour myself some of that rum and we can get started on that.
Blair's Birthday Party: So Cool It Gets Its Own Header!
Rikku: *chugs* Okay, this stuff tastes foul. Moving on! Blair had a way-awesome party at the Arms Hotel, and it was themed like old-school Vegas. Which means there was lots of gambling on top of all the usual party goodness, and I can't believe I missed it. Lots of people showed up, dressed up all spiffy. Jaina asked John if it was okay that she was going even though she didn't know Blair. It totally is. She put up those huge signs and everything. Angela and Ino don't see each other enough, so they're gonna hang out more. Possibly shirtless? Maybe they're trying to get other people to be shirtless? Or maybe they're joining Toby's crusade against shirts. Lots of people also brought presents, and there was a food table with a cake that was apparently seriously awesome. Well, of course. I mean. Cake.
Reno: If it wasn't awesome cake, it would probably be a lie. As always, there are the antisocial types that show up at that kinda thing. Like Ned. Ino prevailed over his insecurities or whatever, and they ended up talkin' about his plans to start a pie shop. Kaylee wasn't gonna let him offa the hook so easy, either, askin' him if he was tryin' to make friends with the wall. Angela was talkin' to Hannibal about havin' friends with perks. Hannibal had the right idea, I think, when he was askin' if he got any perks, too. Continuin' the topic, Hannibal right on to talk to Amber about love slaves. Guy don't miss a beat, does he? Ino failed at avoidin' Amber so thoroughly that she walked right into her. Ninja. Anyhow, things were awkward between them, and now they ain't, so no complaints, right?
Rikku: Maybe it was a super-secret ninja move to bump into her and make it look like an accident, so they'd make up? Never doubt the ninjas. Ino proudly told Cal about how she and Amber talked without killing each other. All thanks to the ninja-mojo, no doubt. Mary and Rusty were the only grown-ups there, so they decided they should go out on a daaaaate. That sounds like a really successful pick-up line. Dick and John were big fans of the food catering, and they talked about my roomie, Ella. Hi, Ella! And then Ella was all sick and Dick got her soup. Oh, no! Feel better, okay? I hate getting colds. I blame this stupid weather. In non-sick-roomie news, there was gambling, and Jaina kicked some butt over there. Was it poker? I kinda know how to play poker, but I usually forget what ranks where.
Reno: Good stuff ranks better'n crappy stuff, unless it's Lowball. Whoever invented Lowball and Razz have to freakin' die in a fire, yo. *Chugging sounds* A big fire. Less fiery was Blair, gettin' her birthday greetings, zoto. Angela swung by to give her them greetings, with mutual outfit approval. I ain't a judge of that kinda thing. Well. I kinda am. I'm a fan of any dress with laces. Uh. Not for me, though. Mary swung around to make sure that the accommodations didn't suck, too. See, that's thoughtful. And then Ella asked how old Blair was. Blair suggested a medicinal martini for her... not... healthy... ness. Thing. Hey! If I get sick, do I get a martini, too?
Rikku: Noooo. But if you get sick, I'll make you some soup. The chicken-and-stars kind, because those stars are all tiny and adorable.
Reno: ... I can live with soup, too! Even if it's all... Adorable... stars.
Rikku: No spiking it with tequila or anything, either.
Reno: Not even medicinal tequila?
Rikku: It doesn't count as medicinal just because you ate the worm.
Reno: ... You realize now we gotta sign offa the air so I can proceed to give you the puppy eyes?
Rikku: I am immune to puppy eyes. Also lasers, fire elementals, and squirrels throwing acorns at us because the broadcast is over and they want us to leave.
*THUNK!*
Rikku: Ow. Maybe not that last one.
Reno: She didn't equip acorn-eater to her armor. G'night, Fandom! Have some medicinal martinis for me, yo!
[Many thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
the_merriest for her help with radio tonight!]
Rikku: Ooooh, this is nifty! And I totally wanted to come. I've never been abducted by squirrels before. And I only did radio once before, when I was an insane fairy-thing.
Reno: .... I remember that thing. That was the weekend my hair weighed about as much as the rest of me, yo. Kept sayin', "Got it memorized." I... don't miss that. We, uh. We got notes. Saturday notes. This is a weird broadcast for me. S'like my whole little world's been shifted around. You good to go, Rikku?
Rikku: I think I'm gonna be perkier than your usual co-host. Ooooh, is all of this rum for us? Really? ... What can it hurt, right?
Reno: You'll know in the morning, zoto.
School: On a Saturday?
Reno: .... Yeah. I'm gonna say right now how weird it is to have notes on a not-Tuesday, and look at this section, and then say, *ahem* "Mac opened the library." She did. The library. It got opened, yo. And I kinda wanna keep talkin' and just not stop, here, because it feels like this part should be longer. Shut me up, Rikku?
Dorms! We'd Be There, If Not For The Squirrels!
Rikku: Shut you up? That sounds like it's either gonna be violent or dirty, and neither of those are probably good for the radio. Oooh, lemme find some more note cards. Aha! Brooke was researching fashion stuff, in her room. Are we doing another fashion show? The last one rocked. And John and Jaina were all cute as they walked back to the dorms from a party. The party is apparently on other note cards, and it's kinda weird that we're doing things out of order like that, isn't it? I mean, if people didn't know there was a party, we kinda just ruined the surprise.
Reno: I learned long ago it's safer not to question the squirrels. They got deadly aim with an acorn.
Town: The Squirrels Dragged Us Here!
Reno: The Robin that ain't made of felt came back to Fandom, zoto. I guess this musta made Fraser happy, 'cause the notes say they were all snuggly. Aww. At the Arms Hotel, Viki was all upset 'cause she had herself a routine. There ain't nothin' the matter with routine. I like to make wakin' up every mornin' into part of mine. Cable's dog took Cable for a walk in the park today. I say that only 'cause it's hard to be the one in control when you're all lost in thought. Hurley was entirely too trusting at Groovy Tunes, thinkin' he could dance without bein' noticed. Man. That's what squirrels are for. Over at T&C, Turtle was hard at work. Fortunately, Jeff's toothpaste emergency meant that she got herself some free donuts outta the deal.
Rikku: I've never had an emergency that involved toothpaste. I think maybe Jeff's doing something wrong. Or else I am? Whoa, scary thought. So Minsc and Boo were hanging out with Rosie at the Gig, and she's apparently a red panda now? Oh my gosh, that sounds like the cutest thing ever. Toby was wearing mittens at Pixie Dust, but he wasn't cold enough to put a shirt on. *pause* The notes say that like it's weird or something. The mittens probably kept him warm, didn't they? And the Robin that is made of felt was setting up action figures and playing out scenes with them. At the Android's Dungeon comic-shop-place, I mean. 'Cause if he'd been doing that in his room, the squirrels would have messed up the note cards and it'd be total chaos here, right?
Reno: You get used to total chaos in the radio station quick enough. We're half done the town notes, and I barely cracked into the rum so far, zoto. One moment. Gotta make up for lost time. *Chugging sounds* Okay! Now we're good to go! Over at Tony's apartment, Pepper with the weird-ass name got all fussy about his concussion and started talkin' about hirin' security and- seriously? I vote you catch some gremlins and tie 'em up outside his door, Pepper. The weird that's sure to follow'll tip 'im off right away. Tyler showed up for movie night with Tony, which prompted the squirrel into what I'm assumin' is some kinda seizure because apparently that's Deadpool and Cable's thing? I dunno. At the clinic today, Ino made sure that Tyler made a stop in. He better have, yo. He looked like freakin' death in class yesterday. Ichigo showed up with treats, which is all... awwww, or whatever, and then Tulley limped in before the nurse showed up, 'cause limpin' is the trend lately, yoto.
Rikku: The latest fashion accessory: a pair of crutches! Maybe some of Brooke's fashion research can totally unearth the scoop on that one. Oooh, and we've got a stack here for Blair's birthday party, so I'm gonna pour myself some of that rum and we can get started on that.
Blair's Birthday Party: So Cool It Gets Its Own Header!
Rikku: *chugs* Okay, this stuff tastes foul. Moving on! Blair had a way-awesome party at the Arms Hotel, and it was themed like old-school Vegas. Which means there was lots of gambling on top of all the usual party goodness, and I can't believe I missed it. Lots of people showed up, dressed up all spiffy. Jaina asked John if it was okay that she was going even though she didn't know Blair. It totally is. She put up those huge signs and everything. Angela and Ino don't see each other enough, so they're gonna hang out more. Possibly shirtless? Maybe they're trying to get other people to be shirtless? Or maybe they're joining Toby's crusade against shirts. Lots of people also brought presents, and there was a food table with a cake that was apparently seriously awesome. Well, of course. I mean. Cake.
Reno: If it wasn't awesome cake, it would probably be a lie. As always, there are the antisocial types that show up at that kinda thing. Like Ned. Ino prevailed over his insecurities or whatever, and they ended up talkin' about his plans to start a pie shop. Kaylee wasn't gonna let him offa the hook so easy, either, askin' him if he was tryin' to make friends with the wall. Angela was talkin' to Hannibal about havin' friends with perks. Hannibal had the right idea, I think, when he was askin' if he got any perks, too. Continuin' the topic, Hannibal right on to talk to Amber about love slaves. Guy don't miss a beat, does he? Ino failed at avoidin' Amber so thoroughly that she walked right into her. Ninja. Anyhow, things were awkward between them, and now they ain't, so no complaints, right?
Rikku: Maybe it was a super-secret ninja move to bump into her and make it look like an accident, so they'd make up? Never doubt the ninjas. Ino proudly told Cal about how she and Amber talked without killing each other. All thanks to the ninja-mojo, no doubt. Mary and Rusty were the only grown-ups there, so they decided they should go out on a daaaaate. That sounds like a really successful pick-up line. Dick and John were big fans of the food catering, and they talked about my roomie, Ella. Hi, Ella! And then Ella was all sick and Dick got her soup. Oh, no! Feel better, okay? I hate getting colds. I blame this stupid weather. In non-sick-roomie news, there was gambling, and Jaina kicked some butt over there. Was it poker? I kinda know how to play poker, but I usually forget what ranks where.
Reno: Good stuff ranks better'n crappy stuff, unless it's Lowball. Whoever invented Lowball and Razz have to freakin' die in a fire, yo. *Chugging sounds* A big fire. Less fiery was Blair, gettin' her birthday greetings, zoto. Angela swung by to give her them greetings, with mutual outfit approval. I ain't a judge of that kinda thing. Well. I kinda am. I'm a fan of any dress with laces. Uh. Not for me, though. Mary swung around to make sure that the accommodations didn't suck, too. See, that's thoughtful. And then Ella asked how old Blair was. Blair suggested a medicinal martini for her... not... healthy... ness. Thing. Hey! If I get sick, do I get a martini, too?
Rikku: Noooo. But if you get sick, I'll make you some soup. The chicken-and-stars kind, because those stars are all tiny and adorable.
Reno: ... I can live with soup, too! Even if it's all... Adorable... stars.
Rikku: No spiking it with tequila or anything, either.
Reno: Not even medicinal tequila?
Rikku: It doesn't count as medicinal just because you ate the worm.
Reno: ... You realize now we gotta sign offa the air so I can proceed to give you the puppy eyes?
Rikku: I am immune to puppy eyes. Also lasers, fire elementals, and squirrels throwing acorns at us because the broadcast is over and they want us to leave.
*THUNK!*
Rikku: Ow. Maybe not that last one.
Reno: She didn't equip acorn-eater to her armor. G'night, Fandom! Have some medicinal martinis for me, yo!
[Many thanks to
the_merriest for her help with radio tonight!]