Pirate Radio, September 30

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This be likeguidelines bringin' ye the news of Fandom High from me undisclosed location on a Professor Jerusalem's field trip. Ye all wish ye were here, don't ye? With the bugs and the monsters and the --O'Neill, look out behind ye!--totally non-dangerous-type things we be runnin' into. It be fun. We be sendin' postcards.

Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
Journalism class be turnin' in homework if they not be on the field trip, which be beginnin' in front of the library, breakin' into three groups and continuin' in the magic of slow-time throughout the weekend.

Thar be tests in Physics, vocabulary learnin' in Languages and embarrassin' questions for Professor Cregg in Speech.

Students be pairin' up to beat each other up fer credit in Martial Arts class. What a great class.

Sarcophogi be part of the discussion in Anthropology classes. Just the regular kind, though, Doctor Jackson be sure to tell his students. Not that thar be any other kind. Just makin' that clear.

We be havin' our regularly scheduled insanity in the cafeteria today. Be watchin' out fer the sweatshirt parts in the chocolate moose.

Hey, Professor Seimei, if I be sayin' that your camel be spittin' in my coffee durin' yer World History class, can I be gettin' extra-credit too? Even though I be, well, not takin' World History?

Thar be a Magic lab with a Fiery. Don't be losin' yer heads over it. Well, I suppose Death can, though, because it be makin' fer some fine entertainment durin' class.

In study hall today, thar be chit-chattin', stonewallin', and lots of political campaignin'.

Roomin'
Cally 'n Cam be talkin' about their social lives 'n how to solve Cally's boredom. In totally unrelated news, someone be redecoratin' Captain Emo Lee's door.

Cally be burnin' down Shep's fake doll house on his computer. Somethin' called the Sims? I be naught but a humble pirate and I be not understandin' how some of you be spendin' yer time.

Revelin'
Thar be a couple of newcomers to town, lookin' fer work at the Apple. One of 'em be quite familiar-lookin'. Not that this should be a surprise to anyone who be in a class with Cam 'n Crichton, Archie 'n Lee or any of the other duplicates that be runnin' around the campus.

In student council news, Draco be puttin' up his latest campaign poster, Alanna's be puttin' up a poster fer Security Officer, and the Batsh*t Crazy Ticket (and thar be some truth in advertisin') be puttin' up their advertisements and takin' over the PA system fer a time. And speakin' of batsh*t, Jonathan be puttin' up posters fer his write-in campaign fer Academic Affairs.

Beka's statement o' intent for Academic Affairs Coordinator be modified slightly by someone who, apparently, does not want to be livin' that much longer.

Callisto be kickin' Draco's ass in Wrestlin' Club, and Maia 'n Edward Scissorhands be facin' off, too. Thar be a strange combination of people in that club and no mistake.

At Championship Vinyl Shane 'n Angela be talkin' about the strangeness of Fandom High and 80s fashion.

Professors Cregg 'n Methos be havin' a chat in the library before they head to the Perkolator.

Paige be makin' a new friend at Spike's, and thar be all manner of talkin' between Shane, Chaucer, Deb, Professor Cregg 'n the Doctor at Deb's tonight.

"Mirrormask" 'n "Hedwig 'n the Angry Itch" be showin' at the theatre this week. And they be hirin' again, too, if ye be runnin' a little short on pieces of eight.

Paige be writin' Chaucer a poem. How sweet. Nobody ever be writin' me more than a dirty limerick. Thar once was a was a pirate from...well, ye don't really need t'hear it.

A search party gettin' ready t'look fer Bagoas. If anyone be seein' him, please be passin' the word to Madame Satine or Han.

Finally, Sam 'n Janet be pokin' around in Pandora's Box. I not be askin' why. I be dyin' to know, though.

That be all from this godforsaken patch of island I be stuck on. If ye don't hear from me tomorrow, please be sendin' the Rover. Have a good night!

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[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

[OOC: A dirty pirate limerick just for you, as thanks for all the hard work you do on these radio summaries:

There once was a pirate from Spain
Who woke up in such horrible pain
"I be playin' all night
With a wench with the blight
An' now me poor manhood be sprain'd!"]

[scissors--.livejournal.com]

"Hedwig 'n the Angry Itch" be showin'


"The itch! It's angry! And itching! Get it off me! " Well that sounds like a movie i would want to see 0.o

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

I appreciate your faithful reportage of my campaign, and your support for the cause of me killing Shep. But I have to tell you, I've no interest in killing him. For the sake of my not being hauled in for questioning if he turns up injured or worse, I'd ask you not to imply that I'd damage him or that I'd allow anyone else to do it on my behalf.