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Fandom Radio: Tuesday, September 23
Reno: --Whaddaya mean, the mangy bedheaded pirate guy drank all the freakin' rum? No, no stop hangin' out in the corner, I ain't gonna turn into some kinda clown- the heck, you guys! Just get us some booze in here! I don't care what it is! I'll drink fruity girly dr-- Oh. Oh, we're on the air? Yo, Fandom! It's been two weeks since we were in here, and the place has managed to go to heck while we were gone. I just want my free booze, okay?
Jenny: That's right, I won a bloody drinking contest for you people and I expect to be repaid accordingly, d'you hear?
Reno: That right, rodents. Get out there and get me some booze. Us some booze. Any booze. Except you, yeah. The one who was at that party tonight. You had to lug back that stack of papers. You, we share with, yo. Looks like we got notes, people. Better get to em, sober or not.
Jenny: By the time we finish, I figure we'll be blind drunk, anyway.
Reno: It'll pass the time while we wait for our booze!
School: Educational an' Junk
Reno: Ah, classes. Good ol' classes. We all have 'em. Unless we don't. Like Hunting class, where they were layin' ghosts to rest. Students chose teams and went out ghostbustin', while Prof Winchester stuck around doin' teacher-things. Probably laughin' at 'em. Hands-On Art worked on findin' paintin' styles, yo. People were quiet for the lecture, but wouldn't shut up while they were workin', a sore Savannah was doin' the TA thing, and there was a Lily. Naturally.
Jenny: Superhuman Physics talked about a man with wings, boring, and people wanted to know about the spandex. What are they, new? There was discussion, the squirrels swear, and people could talk to the professor if they really wanted to, but I hear he's a bitch, so why would they? Ethics made up lies about each other, which...makes sense in some universe, I'm sure. They listened to the lecture on fear of their teacher's wrath, then made up rumors about each other, and honestly, people, come on. Toby and Ender were the TAs, and Professor Skywalker was, as always, Professor Skywalker.
Reno: If he was anyone else, we'd have to worry, I guess? Home Ec made fettuccine alfredo, which is a damn fine lecture food if you ask me. Students paired off, as you do, and cooked, as can be expected in a home ec class, while the TA, Hoshi, and the teacher, Lulu, watched on. And maybe salivated. In the library, Aminimmmy who will forgive me for not bein' able to say her weird name was all cheerful, sharin' her cookies with Dr. Jones and Special Collections. Good call, Amenimine. Sooth the wild beast. Or whatever. In their respective offices, Ghanima was sippin' coffee, Miss Bennet was makin' tea, and Edward wasn't drinkin' nothin' so far as I know, but he was listenin' to Debussy. I dunno. I like Linkin Park better, yo.
Dorms, Where There's Some Party
Jenny: Fun fact, Debussy, kind of a manwhore. Boring music, though. Chuck mucked about on his laptop, probably looking for porn, since we all know that's why the Internet was born. Jess told Peter to bugger off. Nice chap. Kaylee worked on a television until Turtle came by to talk about the election--which I won, by the way, in fact, I'm so excellent they just called that off--and Ned brought Kaylee cake from a party I missed. Woo. Viki was on the roof this morning. Fascinating. In the hallway, also this morning, Amber hung flyers for Ino's party, which made Ichigo flail. And in the fifth floor common room this evening, there was a party. Get comfy, folks, we're going to be here a while. Hurley was there, and surprised by Ino's birthday. I suspect it happens at the same time every year, shock, horror. Robin the strange frog child asked Hurley about his weekend, and Ichigo made it to the party despite his earlier flailing. Chad grunted, which I'm given to understand is like a speech in his strange Chad tongue, and Ino was very excited about her party. Ichigo said she needed to warn him about these things, and Ichigo needs to chill the [[CENSOR BEEP]] out. Molly and the frog child wished her a happy birthday.
Reno: And we, the intrepid broadcasters, are still waitin' on our booze. Hang in there, little squirrel guy. You must'a pulled somethin' haulin' those papers up here. *sigh* Okay. Onward we press, yoto. Bravely. Like... I dunno. Soldiers or some crap. My good buddy Romeo went to the party, and Romeo man, we gotta talk about you goin' to parties on dry Tuesday nights. You're just makin' more work for me. Amber asked him about his injury, and he told her about Tybalt, which is the name of the guy I gotta hunt down and kill. Just sayin'. Hinata greeted Romeo too, and Hoshi, who liked the color scheme, had a talk with Amber. And Robin. And Dick. Heh, Dick. Chad stopped in with his freakish cat, and he talked to Amber about cats and hats and their connection to his bandages. Brave man. Hinata and Chad talked about the amount of people in the room, which would be lessened by two if they were to both leave. Apparently, they didn't. Robin then told Chad about how he has to get a job. Frog job. Somethin'.
Jenny: Amber greeted Jeff, which freaked him out because Jeff is neurotic, and mingled with Angela. Amber, not Jeff. Though the latter is also possible somewhere in this novella. She also mingled with Robin the felt frog. Ned brought a present and talked to Romeo about how he got shot. Hannibal brought a card, and it turns out his and Angela's birthdays are coming up, so if you know either of them, start shopping now. Tony wore a hat and this is news. He greeted Ino, as is only polite at her party. Cal was intimidated by the crowd, then told the birthday girl he was a figment of her imagination. I think Cal might be a touch strange. Tony asked him if he was Cal. I'm guessing yes, since that's what all my notes say. Hinata attempted and failed to be a wallflower, since Ino and Robin both simply had to talk to her. Amber thanked Dojima for coming, and Ino continued her trend of being hyper at people. Who let her into the cake early?
Reno: I suspect it was the frog. Life is easier if you just blame the frog, yo. Cal talked at Doji, too, and Doji was all convinced the world was about to end 'cause he was at a party. It could happen. It is Tuesday, yo. Romeo's girlfriend and Dojima's boyfriend did the kissing thing, and Jan the motherfrakkin' unicorn limped in and got stared at by Amber. No shit? Ino gave the unicorn a hug, which... Okay, I gotta admit, not many people can bost gettin' unicorn hugs on their birthday. That's kinda cool. And weird. Liir was in charge of the food table, which Amber appreciated. Hinata greeted him, and Ino conned a dance outta him, and Summer stopped by to take in the party, too. Cal, gettin' on with that trend of bein' social for the night, had to greet his big sister, yo.
Jenny: Michael didn't bring a present because he fails, but Ino hugged him anyway. Molly introduced herself to Hinata and vice versa, and Robin also introduced himself--all right, look, if you're listening to radio, Robin is the felt frog. You cannot miss him. And now you know. Tony said hi to Molly, and also Naomi was there. Romeo asked Dick if he had any family in Verona Beach. Ino, yes, hugged Dick, and I know this may come as a shock to some of you, but Robin was there. Then there was food. Hurley hung out by the food, where he was greeted by Angela, with whom he apparently shares a time period. Ino and Hoshi both ate, and Tony talked to Liir about how Liir was a kitten this weekend. Jan--I think he's the unicorn--has no hands, but still could eat desserts. Cal was impressed by all the food. And then there were presents, and Ino danced with Liir, and there is still no rum and I hate you all.
Reno: Ditto. Ditto. The squirrel's startin' to look faint. As am I. But we are done talkin' about Ino's party- my gift to Ino was readin' about her birthday on the radio. Happy birthday, Ino! And now... I get to talk about cheerleaders. Which I'm fine with. Flippy skirts, yo. Savannah did the setup, which happened before warmups and talking and more talkin' about tryouts, and Robin the felt frog wanted to know if they wanted him to be the mascot, yo. He's kinda gremlin colored, I guess. Then there was the shootin' range! BANG. Uh. Sorry. I'm havin' a moment of drunken sobriety. Lion-o checked out the weird Earth guns and Momoko met Snarf. Which is kinda the sound a squirrel makes if they get BOOZE. REMEMBER BOOZE? I THINK I DO. VAGUELY.
Town, Home of SWEET SWEET BOOZE (except the radio station)
Jenny: I REMEMBER BOOZE. LET'S FINISH HERE SO WE CAN FIND SOME. Ahem. Charlotte returned home to her apartment today from...I don't know where. Nor do I particularly care. Hinata had trouble concentrating at Book Haven. Ino was at the Perk this morning for hot chocolate. She got a phone call from Lana while she was there. She told Amber she was justified in getting extra whipped cream because it's her birthday. I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED. Cable gave her cake, and Liir gave her a hug, and Angela thanked Ino for shirtless guys, which I did not know she was responsible for, but good on her. Temari studied an atlas at Wellspring, and Ender came in to apparently show her his Temari impression, that's not creepy in the least. And because you blighters haven't done enough yet, they had rehearsals at the Boards.
Reno: ... You're freakin' kiddin' me.
Jenny: I assure you I am not.
Reno: Die in a fire. Okay. There were rehearsals. At the Boards. While they rehearsed Act 2, Cal got help from Geoffrey while the frog was happy he got to flirt with Hoshi. And I'm all for interracial relationships, but somethin' there just strikes me as wrong, yo. The stage manager took notes, as I hear they are prone to doin'. Guess it's their job or somethin'? Backstage, Amber and Cal passed notes, Liir offered to help Amber with that freakin' party happy friggin' birthday INO, and Hoshi was nosy and wanted to know if Cal's friend enjoyed the stripper pole suite. Kinnnnky. At the Arms Hotel, Mary felt proud of herself for abusin' the staff with threats, Detective Ray Kowalski checked in, and then Murdock stopped in to check on Mary. As you do. Soberly. I want rum. I wanna throw things. Stupid rum-drinkin' pirates, anyhow.
Jenny: I miss the rum.
Reno: Why is the rum gone?
Jenny: Because the universe hates us. And this poor little squirrel here. At Groovy Tunes, Teyla was tired. Chad came by to pick up a present for Ino because it's her BIRTHDAY. At Cafe Fina, the utensils taught Lion-O about food, and at Turtle and Canary G'kar was wondering what the deal with Halloween is. Turtle explained it to him and told him she'd hired a unicorn. Marshall got locked in a closet at Caritas, hee. At the clinic, Harley read a paper in the morning, then threw it away and continued to be there at night THE [[CENSOR BEEP]]ing END.
Reno: We're gonna have to change the title of our show from Booze'n'News if this trend keeps up. That'd be a shame. That name is freakin' catchy.
Jenny: We could bring in our own booze, but that defeats half the point.
Reno: If we did that, the squirrels would drink it, and then we'd be payin' them for the right to read the news. And, you know, I'm a freakin' whore for gossip and all? But I come here for the free booze. I do.
Jenny: As do I. The rodents better step it up next week. Or else.
Reno: Or else we hire some chipmunks?
Jenny: That's just cruel. Let's go find some liquor. I bet I can drink you under the table.
Reno: Tonight's a good night to be under the table, yo. Good night, Fandom. Happy birthday Ino! First drink's 'cause of you, yo. C'mon Jenny. Squirrel.
*dead air*
Jenny: That's right, I won a bloody drinking contest for you people and I expect to be repaid accordingly, d'you hear?
Reno: That right, rodents. Get out there and get me some booze. Us some booze. Any booze. Except you, yeah. The one who was at that party tonight. You had to lug back that stack of papers. You, we share with, yo. Looks like we got notes, people. Better get to em, sober or not.
Jenny: By the time we finish, I figure we'll be blind drunk, anyway.
Reno: It'll pass the time while we wait for our booze!
School: Educational an' Junk
Reno: Ah, classes. Good ol' classes. We all have 'em. Unless we don't. Like Hunting class, where they were layin' ghosts to rest. Students chose teams and went out ghostbustin', while Prof Winchester stuck around doin' teacher-things. Probably laughin' at 'em. Hands-On Art worked on findin' paintin' styles, yo. People were quiet for the lecture, but wouldn't shut up while they were workin', a sore Savannah was doin' the TA thing, and there was a Lily. Naturally.
Jenny: Superhuman Physics talked about a man with wings, boring, and people wanted to know about the spandex. What are they, new? There was discussion, the squirrels swear, and people could talk to the professor if they really wanted to, but I hear he's a bitch, so why would they? Ethics made up lies about each other, which...makes sense in some universe, I'm sure. They listened to the lecture on fear of their teacher's wrath, then made up rumors about each other, and honestly, people, come on. Toby and Ender were the TAs, and Professor Skywalker was, as always, Professor Skywalker.
Reno: If he was anyone else, we'd have to worry, I guess? Home Ec made fettuccine alfredo, which is a damn fine lecture food if you ask me. Students paired off, as you do, and cooked, as can be expected in a home ec class, while the TA, Hoshi, and the teacher, Lulu, watched on. And maybe salivated. In the library, Aminimmmy who will forgive me for not bein' able to say her weird name was all cheerful, sharin' her cookies with Dr. Jones and Special Collections. Good call, Amenimine. Sooth the wild beast. Or whatever. In their respective offices, Ghanima was sippin' coffee, Miss Bennet was makin' tea, and Edward wasn't drinkin' nothin' so far as I know, but he was listenin' to Debussy. I dunno. I like Linkin Park better, yo.
Dorms, Where There's Some Party
Jenny: Fun fact, Debussy, kind of a manwhore. Boring music, though. Chuck mucked about on his laptop, probably looking for porn, since we all know that's why the Internet was born. Jess told Peter to bugger off. Nice chap. Kaylee worked on a television until Turtle came by to talk about the election--which I won, by the way, in fact, I'm so excellent they just called that off--and Ned brought Kaylee cake from a party I missed. Woo. Viki was on the roof this morning. Fascinating. In the hallway, also this morning, Amber hung flyers for Ino's party, which made Ichigo flail. And in the fifth floor common room this evening, there was a party. Get comfy, folks, we're going to be here a while. Hurley was there, and surprised by Ino's birthday. I suspect it happens at the same time every year, shock, horror. Robin the strange frog child asked Hurley about his weekend, and Ichigo made it to the party despite his earlier flailing. Chad grunted, which I'm given to understand is like a speech in his strange Chad tongue, and Ino was very excited about her party. Ichigo said she needed to warn him about these things, and Ichigo needs to chill the [[CENSOR BEEP]] out. Molly and the frog child wished her a happy birthday.
Reno: And we, the intrepid broadcasters, are still waitin' on our booze. Hang in there, little squirrel guy. You must'a pulled somethin' haulin' those papers up here. *sigh* Okay. Onward we press, yoto. Bravely. Like... I dunno. Soldiers or some crap. My good buddy Romeo went to the party, and Romeo man, we gotta talk about you goin' to parties on dry Tuesday nights. You're just makin' more work for me. Amber asked him about his injury, and he told her about Tybalt, which is the name of the guy I gotta hunt down and kill. Just sayin'. Hinata greeted Romeo too, and Hoshi, who liked the color scheme, had a talk with Amber. And Robin. And Dick. Heh, Dick. Chad stopped in with his freakish cat, and he talked to Amber about cats and hats and their connection to his bandages. Brave man. Hinata and Chad talked about the amount of people in the room, which would be lessened by two if they were to both leave. Apparently, they didn't. Robin then told Chad about how he has to get a job. Frog job. Somethin'.
Jenny: Amber greeted Jeff, which freaked him out because Jeff is neurotic, and mingled with Angela. Amber, not Jeff. Though the latter is also possible somewhere in this novella. She also mingled with Robin the felt frog. Ned brought a present and talked to Romeo about how he got shot. Hannibal brought a card, and it turns out his and Angela's birthdays are coming up, so if you know either of them, start shopping now. Tony wore a hat and this is news. He greeted Ino, as is only polite at her party. Cal was intimidated by the crowd, then told the birthday girl he was a figment of her imagination. I think Cal might be a touch strange. Tony asked him if he was Cal. I'm guessing yes, since that's what all my notes say. Hinata attempted and failed to be a wallflower, since Ino and Robin both simply had to talk to her. Amber thanked Dojima for coming, and Ino continued her trend of being hyper at people. Who let her into the cake early?
Reno: I suspect it was the frog. Life is easier if you just blame the frog, yo. Cal talked at Doji, too, and Doji was all convinced the world was about to end 'cause he was at a party. It could happen. It is Tuesday, yo. Romeo's girlfriend and Dojima's boyfriend did the kissing thing, and Jan the motherfrakkin' unicorn limped in and got stared at by Amber. No shit? Ino gave the unicorn a hug, which... Okay, I gotta admit, not many people can bost gettin' unicorn hugs on their birthday. That's kinda cool. And weird. Liir was in charge of the food table, which Amber appreciated. Hinata greeted him, and Ino conned a dance outta him, and Summer stopped by to take in the party, too. Cal, gettin' on with that trend of bein' social for the night, had to greet his big sister, yo.
Jenny: Michael didn't bring a present because he fails, but Ino hugged him anyway. Molly introduced herself to Hinata and vice versa, and Robin also introduced himself--all right, look, if you're listening to radio, Robin is the felt frog. You cannot miss him. And now you know. Tony said hi to Molly, and also Naomi was there. Romeo asked Dick if he had any family in Verona Beach. Ino, yes, hugged Dick, and I know this may come as a shock to some of you, but Robin was there. Then there was food. Hurley hung out by the food, where he was greeted by Angela, with whom he apparently shares a time period. Ino and Hoshi both ate, and Tony talked to Liir about how Liir was a kitten this weekend. Jan--I think he's the unicorn--has no hands, but still could eat desserts. Cal was impressed by all the food. And then there were presents, and Ino danced with Liir, and there is still no rum and I hate you all.
Reno: Ditto. Ditto. The squirrel's startin' to look faint. As am I. But we are done talkin' about Ino's party- my gift to Ino was readin' about her birthday on the radio. Happy birthday, Ino! And now... I get to talk about cheerleaders. Which I'm fine with. Flippy skirts, yo. Savannah did the setup, which happened before warmups and talking and more talkin' about tryouts, and Robin the felt frog wanted to know if they wanted him to be the mascot, yo. He's kinda gremlin colored, I guess. Then there was the shootin' range! BANG. Uh. Sorry. I'm havin' a moment of drunken sobriety. Lion-o checked out the weird Earth guns and Momoko met Snarf. Which is kinda the sound a squirrel makes if they get BOOZE. REMEMBER BOOZE? I THINK I DO. VAGUELY.
Town, Home of SWEET SWEET BOOZE (except the radio station)
Jenny: I REMEMBER BOOZE. LET'S FINISH HERE SO WE CAN FIND SOME. Ahem. Charlotte returned home to her apartment today from...I don't know where. Nor do I particularly care. Hinata had trouble concentrating at Book Haven. Ino was at the Perk this morning for hot chocolate. She got a phone call from Lana while she was there. She told Amber she was justified in getting extra whipped cream because it's her birthday. I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED. Cable gave her cake, and Liir gave her a hug, and Angela thanked Ino for shirtless guys, which I did not know she was responsible for, but good on her. Temari studied an atlas at Wellspring, and Ender came in to apparently show her his Temari impression, that's not creepy in the least. And because you blighters haven't done enough yet, they had rehearsals at the Boards.
Reno: ... You're freakin' kiddin' me.
Jenny: I assure you I am not.
Reno: Die in a fire. Okay. There were rehearsals. At the Boards. While they rehearsed Act 2, Cal got help from Geoffrey while the frog was happy he got to flirt with Hoshi. And I'm all for interracial relationships, but somethin' there just strikes me as wrong, yo. The stage manager took notes, as I hear they are prone to doin'. Guess it's their job or somethin'? Backstage, Amber and Cal passed notes, Liir offered to help Amber with that freakin' party happy friggin' birthday INO, and Hoshi was nosy and wanted to know if Cal's friend enjoyed the stripper pole suite. Kinnnnky. At the Arms Hotel, Mary felt proud of herself for abusin' the staff with threats, Detective Ray Kowalski checked in, and then Murdock stopped in to check on Mary. As you do. Soberly. I want rum. I wanna throw things. Stupid rum-drinkin' pirates, anyhow.
Jenny: I miss the rum.
Reno: Why is the rum gone?
Jenny: Because the universe hates us. And this poor little squirrel here. At Groovy Tunes, Teyla was tired. Chad came by to pick up a present for Ino because it's her BIRTHDAY. At Cafe Fina, the utensils taught Lion-O about food, and at Turtle and Canary G'kar was wondering what the deal with Halloween is. Turtle explained it to him and told him she'd hired a unicorn. Marshall got locked in a closet at Caritas, hee. At the clinic, Harley read a paper in the morning, then threw it away and continued to be there at night THE [[CENSOR BEEP]]ing END.
Reno: We're gonna have to change the title of our show from Booze'n'News if this trend keeps up. That'd be a shame. That name is freakin' catchy.
Jenny: We could bring in our own booze, but that defeats half the point.
Reno: If we did that, the squirrels would drink it, and then we'd be payin' them for the right to read the news. And, you know, I'm a freakin' whore for gossip and all? But I come here for the free booze. I do.
Jenny: As do I. The rodents better step it up next week. Or else.
Reno: Or else we hire some chipmunks?
Jenny: That's just cruel. Let's go find some liquor. I bet I can drink you under the table.
Reno: Tonight's a good night to be under the table, yo. Good night, Fandom. Happy birthday Ino! First drink's 'cause of you, yo. C'mon Jenny. Squirrel.
*dead air*