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Fandom Radio, Tuesday September 9, 2008
Heeeeey, wait a minute. I remember this place! This horrible place! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO THIS! I DEMAND TO SEE MY EDITOR!
*squeaks*
I'm not freakin' Squirrel Girl, I don't know what you just said.
*squeaks*
Again, not getting it. Something about cheese maybe? Notes? NOOOOOOOOOO!
Class
Anakin, I'll give you your money after I escape from this dank pit of hell they call a--OW! That... mildly hurt. Little rats with toupees on their tails, that's what you all are!
*clears throat*
Fine. Radio. The evil thing.
Ethics had a class on lying. today. Which is a bad thing. You never lie, kids. Never ever ever. Unless it's about your age or how much you've had to drink. That came out wronger than it was in my head. Moving on! They played that game where you tell two true things and a lie. Which is only mildly better than Truth or Dare, if you ask me. Then they questioned the lying thingy, blah blah blah. Boring. Ooo! Slightly more interesting, both TAs were dressed today. Anakin, that's not right, buddy. That's not right. No wonder none of the them want to talk to you!
Hand On Art talked about different mediums. And a lecture too. Oooo! Fancy there. And then there was experimentation with the kids, remember to avoid the glitter! Angela congratulated Savannah if, as TA, she will be submitting to the art gallery. Wait? We can submit things willy nilly now? I am so there! But not with Lily. Willy nilly Lily. That was bad.
*squeaks*
Don't judge me. Frenchie McFrench's class, Super Human Physics discussed actual physics. Which is just silly. Has he actually thought about how little this all makes sense? Or was that the point of his lecture? Shoulda been. John--who may or may not be fat as I'm not sure if we have more than one anymore-- and Gavin talked about gremlins and what happens when they bite people. Bad things, kids. Baaaad things. Jean Paul was also available to be snooty and French Canadian at people. Home Ec talked about nutrition. They're teenagers, that is a foreign concept! But some of the kids listened. Probably waiting to get some nice deep fried cheese. Hoshi was there and being all TA-like.
Hunting class, which lies and doesn't hunt deer or the ultimate prey--moose-- did something with ghosts. Oooooo! Spoooooky! They were paired off and chatted most of the time. Because they're bad students like that. TSK. Maybe if they had some nice bright orange vests, they'd be better. Fashion forward, that. They explored two floors and the non-fat John was available for talking to the kids!
Anene-- Anenemo-- You know what? I'm calling you Joe now. Joe opened the library and played with kittens. Like ya do. And over in the cafeteria, Chad had tacos. Mmmm... tacos. Now I want some. He and Hurley talked about robots and super young teachers. Oh, kid, you don't know the half of it. Eric showed up to say hey to his big brother. Which reminds me, I should make sure that guy with the hamster is okay... Anyway! Hurley invited Penelope over to sit with them and she and Chad talked about earths. There are many. But luckily, not some many a crisis on an infinite amount. That would end badly.
Miss Bennet had office hours and-- I find myself intrigued by this person who is my former teach buddy and yeti-like man's wee new teacher. Hmm. I'll have to see her sometime. Fraser had office hours and hey! Robin stopped by. He better not have gotten all pissy or so help me, I will dye him pink again. And I won't stop with the hair this time! Naaaaate stopped by to talk shop about security. I've got my eye on you, Na--
*squeaks*
--Stop that! I'm allowed to threaten whoever I damn well please, you scrawny little thing! Don't give me that look! ... I hate you.
Fine, I won't have any eyes on Nate. Happy? Jeeze. Moving along, I also saw Fraser and there most certainly was NOT any talk about my kinks!. For that, I'm stealing all the booze here.
Razzum frazzum-- Edward read a teenage romance novel that may or may not involve cowboys.Or maybe savage barbarians. Marshall-- Hey, Marshall!-- stopped by and was looking for a grading book. In another teacher's office. Hmmm. Interesting. Anakin mistook Edward for some guy named Cedric. ...why do I get the urge to capslock at that name? Huh. Anyway, he also asked for advice on telepathy. Which is also concerning.
Last, but not least, Mohinder had an errant book turned kitten running about the corridor. Was it hanging in there? Please say it was.
Dorms
Apparently Brooke was dumb and got sucked into locker 347. Whether or not these are connected is up to debate. I feel a stirring discussion of such things is in order! Romeo and Dojima--whose name has a squiggle mark in it-- met up in the school hall and they talked about their fight and came to the conclusion of not breaking up. And this squirrel seems to be a shipper as there is a big 'YAY' in my notes. You kooky kids. Jaina turned into a weetiny kitten and was unhappy. Until the fatty gave her scritches. Aww. That's kinda nice of him.
Naomi set up the gym for some rousing cheerleading practice. I hope there was some Tony Basil playing or so help me... They chatted and stretched though. Which doesn't help at all.
Adam was very punchy at the-- shocking, I know--punching bag. Ben arrived and watched his technique which isn't dirty according to my notes, which just makes me think it's extra dirty. Look what you did, squirrels. Look what you did!
Town
Doogie, aka the guy who actually helped me carry things that one time, left Fandom. Awww. I liked him. He was scrappy! Although, now I get the urge to demand someone named Marion Ravenwood show up. Which is odd. I shall ponder this.
Sam and Peter went for a long, talky walk on the beach. And then they made out.
...
Really? I thought that was only on CW shows!
Iiiiinteresting, kids. Interesting.
In non-floppy haired boy on floppy haired boy action news... Jack had a book turned kitten run around the Photo Hut. It was Hinata's first day over at Book Haven and got Millie stopping by with a letter to give to his father. Wait... which one's father? Which ones?! Inquiring minds want to know! ...I had a lot of soda today. Robin stopped by for some shopping. Robin the frog or Robin the woman? I'm not sure. Let's say some unholy amalgam of the two.
Over at the Boards, they had their very first rehearsal. Awwww. Wait... didn't that guy make Turtle emo?
*squeaks*
...yeeeeaaah still not understanding you. But I'll take it as a yes! The evil and soulless theater group introduced themselves and then did a read through. Which much needing of motivations and blah, blah, blah-- Spoiler alert? Everyone dies.
...or is that the other fifty plays I'm thinking about? Might be.
Cal and Amber exchanged glances in the night. Oh, puppy love. Tony was looking at equipment when G'kar showed up to offer resources form Turtle & Canary. Whooooa there. I think a little kicking girl might object to that, G'kar! Tony did that staring thing at the alien all n00bs do. It's kinda cute. G'kar took some notes. On what? No clue. After it was all over, Tony dragged Seregill in to audition and he was promptly cast as some guy with too many letters in his name. You'd think cast would be over with the first rehearsal happening, but nooooo. Some guy named Fiyero was nervous over how Geoffry was acting, but he explained it as excitement over the play. Is it? Is it really? Or is it you being on drugs. Don't lie to us, Geoff. It's okay. It's okay.
G'kaaaaaar was reading the script over at Turtle & Canary before going to rehearsal. Was that what his notes were about? Hmmm. Turtle stopped by to business and tell him all about Sokka's plan for a raise. Does it involve badgers? Because I can tell you now, that's a lose/lose situation.
Mary got some flowers over at The Arms Hotel and was happy until she saw who they were from. Was it the dentist? No one likes hearing from them. Lion-o picked the special of the day at Cafe Fina. It was PB&J&B. That's with bananas. Gabriel was drinking coffee over at the church, Teyla made lists over at Groovy Tunes-- NERD--, Temari did stuff over at Wellspring and... hmm. Got a visit from a certain class ditching mutant. Who brought soup.
Marshall--HI AGAIN-- opened up Caritas all spazzy with garlic and holy water and water pistols. You'd almost think something was wrong with him... Barney showed up after getting a message from him and was totally not impressed by this talk of vampires as he's slept with a fairy.
...
Wait, he slept with Jean Paul? Since when?! I am SO out of the loop.
Minsc--ALSO HI-- showed up and became buddies with Marshall after demanding ale and then blessing some water for him. Minsc is a priest? Really? Vala showed up and surprised Marshall with talk of being Barney's fiance, but then they made plans for double dates. Oh, those never end well. Only in Three's Company level hijinks! Lily also got a message from Marshall and just told him she got cereal, ignoring his flailing about. Like a good wife should.
And--- wait. I think that's it.
*squeaks*
That's so it! HA! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, squirrels! I'm done! You'll never catch me again after this! Never!
G'NIGHT, FANDOM!
*squeaks*
I'm not freakin' Squirrel Girl, I don't know what you just said.
*squeaks*
Again, not getting it. Something about cheese maybe? Notes? NOOOOOOOOOO!
Class
Anakin, I'll give you your money after I escape from this dank pit of hell they call a--OW! That... mildly hurt. Little rats with toupees on their tails, that's what you all are!
*clears throat*
Fine. Radio. The evil thing.
Ethics had a class on lying. today. Which is a bad thing. You never lie, kids. Never ever ever. Unless it's about your age or how much you've had to drink. That came out wronger than it was in my head. Moving on! They played that game where you tell two true things and a lie. Which is only mildly better than Truth or Dare, if you ask me. Then they questioned the lying thingy, blah blah blah. Boring. Ooo! Slightly more interesting, both TAs were dressed today. Anakin, that's not right, buddy. That's not right. No wonder none of the them want to talk to you!
Hand On Art talked about different mediums. And a lecture too. Oooo! Fancy there. And then there was experimentation with the kids, remember to avoid the glitter! Angela congratulated Savannah if, as TA, she will be submitting to the art gallery. Wait? We can submit things willy nilly now? I am so there! But not with Lily. Willy nilly Lily. That was bad.
*squeaks*
Don't judge me. Frenchie McFrench's class, Super Human Physics discussed actual physics. Which is just silly. Has he actually thought about how little this all makes sense? Or was that the point of his lecture? Shoulda been. John--who may or may not be fat as I'm not sure if we have more than one anymore-- and Gavin talked about gremlins and what happens when they bite people. Bad things, kids. Baaaad things. Jean Paul was also available to be snooty and French Canadian at people. Home Ec talked about nutrition. They're teenagers, that is a foreign concept! But some of the kids listened. Probably waiting to get some nice deep fried cheese. Hoshi was there and being all TA-like.
Hunting class, which lies and doesn't hunt deer or the ultimate prey--moose-- did something with ghosts. Oooooo! Spoooooky! They were paired off and chatted most of the time. Because they're bad students like that. TSK. Maybe if they had some nice bright orange vests, they'd be better. Fashion forward, that. They explored two floors and the non-fat John was available for talking to the kids!
Anene-- Anenemo-- You know what? I'm calling you Joe now. Joe opened the library and played with kittens. Like ya do. And over in the cafeteria, Chad had tacos. Mmmm... tacos. Now I want some. He and Hurley talked about robots and super young teachers. Oh, kid, you don't know the half of it. Eric showed up to say hey to his big brother. Which reminds me, I should make sure that guy with the hamster is okay... Anyway! Hurley invited Penelope over to sit with them and she and Chad talked about earths. There are many. But luckily, not some many a crisis on an infinite amount. That would end badly.
Miss Bennet had office hours and-- I find myself intrigued by this person who is my former teach buddy and yeti-like man's wee new teacher. Hmm. I'll have to see her sometime. Fraser had office hours and hey! Robin stopped by. He better not have gotten all pissy or so help me, I will dye him pink again. And I won't stop with the hair this time! Naaaaate stopped by to talk shop about security. I've got my eye on you, Na--
*squeaks*
--Stop that! I'm allowed to threaten whoever I damn well please, you scrawny little thing! Don't give me that look! ... I hate you.
Fine, I won't have any eyes on Nate. Happy? Jeeze. Moving along, I also saw Fraser and there most certainly was NOT any talk about my kinks!. For that, I'm stealing all the booze here.
Razzum frazzum-- Edward read a teenage romance novel that may or may not involve cowboys.Or maybe savage barbarians. Marshall-- Hey, Marshall!-- stopped by and was looking for a grading book. In another teacher's office. Hmmm. Interesting. Anakin mistook Edward for some guy named Cedric. ...why do I get the urge to capslock at that name? Huh. Anyway, he also asked for advice on telepathy. Which is also concerning.
Last, but not least, Mohinder had an errant book turned kitten running about the corridor. Was it hanging in there? Please say it was.
Dorms
Apparently Brooke was dumb and got sucked into locker 347. Whether or not these are connected is up to debate. I feel a stirring discussion of such things is in order! Romeo and Dojima--whose name has a squiggle mark in it-- met up in the school hall and they talked about their fight and came to the conclusion of not breaking up. And this squirrel seems to be a shipper as there is a big 'YAY' in my notes. You kooky kids. Jaina turned into a weetiny kitten and was unhappy. Until the fatty gave her scritches. Aww. That's kinda nice of him.
Naomi set up the gym for some rousing cheerleading practice. I hope there was some Tony Basil playing or so help me... They chatted and stretched though. Which doesn't help at all.
Adam was very punchy at the-- shocking, I know--punching bag. Ben arrived and watched his technique which isn't dirty according to my notes, which just makes me think it's extra dirty. Look what you did, squirrels. Look what you did!
Town
Doogie, aka the guy who actually helped me carry things that one time, left Fandom. Awww. I liked him. He was scrappy! Although, now I get the urge to demand someone named Marion Ravenwood show up. Which is odd. I shall ponder this.
Sam and Peter went for a long, talky walk on the beach. And then they made out.
...
Really? I thought that was only on CW shows!
Iiiiinteresting, kids. Interesting.
In non-floppy haired boy on floppy haired boy action news... Jack had a book turned kitten run around the Photo Hut. It was Hinata's first day over at Book Haven and got Millie stopping by with a letter to give to his father. Wait... which one's father? Which ones?! Inquiring minds want to know! ...I had a lot of soda today. Robin stopped by for some shopping. Robin the frog or Robin the woman? I'm not sure. Let's say some unholy amalgam of the two.
Over at the Boards, they had their very first rehearsal. Awwww. Wait... didn't that guy make Turtle emo?
*squeaks*
...yeeeeaaah still not understanding you. But I'll take it as a yes! The evil and soulless theater group introduced themselves and then did a read through. Which much needing of motivations and blah, blah, blah-- Spoiler alert? Everyone dies.
...or is that the other fifty plays I'm thinking about? Might be.
Cal and Amber exchanged glances in the night. Oh, puppy love. Tony was looking at equipment when G'kar showed up to offer resources form Turtle & Canary. Whooooa there. I think a little kicking girl might object to that, G'kar! Tony did that staring thing at the alien all n00bs do. It's kinda cute. G'kar took some notes. On what? No clue. After it was all over, Tony dragged Seregill in to audition and he was promptly cast as some guy with too many letters in his name. You'd think cast would be over with the first rehearsal happening, but nooooo. Some guy named Fiyero was nervous over how Geoffry was acting, but he explained it as excitement over the play. Is it? Is it really? Or is it you being on drugs. Don't lie to us, Geoff. It's okay. It's okay.
G'kaaaaaar was reading the script over at Turtle & Canary before going to rehearsal. Was that what his notes were about? Hmmm. Turtle stopped by to business and tell him all about Sokka's plan for a raise. Does it involve badgers? Because I can tell you now, that's a lose/lose situation.
Mary got some flowers over at The Arms Hotel and was happy until she saw who they were from. Was it the dentist? No one likes hearing from them. Lion-o picked the special of the day at Cafe Fina. It was PB&J&B. That's with bananas. Gabriel was drinking coffee over at the church, Teyla made lists over at Groovy Tunes-- NERD--, Temari did stuff over at Wellspring and... hmm. Got a visit from a certain class ditching mutant. Who brought soup.
Marshall--HI AGAIN-- opened up Caritas all spazzy with garlic and holy water and water pistols. You'd almost think something was wrong with him... Barney showed up after getting a message from him and was totally not impressed by this talk of vampires as he's slept with a fairy.
...
Wait, he slept with Jean Paul? Since when?! I am SO out of the loop.
Minsc--ALSO HI-- showed up and became buddies with Marshall after demanding ale and then blessing some water for him. Minsc is a priest? Really? Vala showed up and surprised Marshall with talk of being Barney's fiance, but then they made plans for double dates. Oh, those never end well. Only in Three's Company level hijinks! Lily also got a message from Marshall and just told him she got cereal, ignoring his flailing about. Like a good wife should.
And--- wait. I think that's it.
*squeaks*
That's so it! HA! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, squirrels! I'm done! You'll never catch me again after this! Never!
G'NIGHT, FANDOM!
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