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Fandom Radio, September 3
Jaye: Hello listening peeps. For those poor suckers- I mean, newbies- just joining us, I'm Jaye and I'm your usual Wednesday Jayedio personality. I think this might be my last broadcast for a while, as- Shut up! apparently I'm headed back to Brown. University, not UPS. And I think it highly depends on when the pirate gets back. But I'm not in a rush to go so he doesn't have to rush back. Anyway, I've got a lot of notes, so let's get on with it-
Brooke: Stupid squirrels, give me back my makeup- Uh, hi.
Jaye: And you're here why?
Brooke: ...Squirrels stole my makeup?
Jaye: Fair enough. You can go no- Oh my god, another one?
Jaina: I'm just trying to get my comlink back from the squirrel, and I'm out.
Brooke: Good.
Jaye: What, could the squirrels not tell you apart so they brought both of you?
Brooke: You're not funny.
Jaye: Okay, can we just get on with this before my Top Model download finishes? Okay, look, new person, we don't have enough room in here for many more, is there anyone behind you?
Lily: No, and I'm going, this squirrel just stole my paintbrush. I was working on something, you little weasel!
Buffy: Aww, you threw a party and forgot to invite me?
Jaye: ...Buffy?
Buffy: You knew another Buffy, get over it.
Jaina: What'd they steal from you?
Buffy: Oh, nothing. I was just out patr- walking and I saw everyone conglomerating so I thought I'd join in the fun. ...Willow?
Lily: Why're you looking at me?
Jaye:: I'm just going to start reading notes.
Edumacation
Lily: It's not edumacation it's-
Jaye: Hush, teacher girl.
Brooke: I thought I was the one who got to give out names.
Jaye: You don't listen, do you?
Brooke: I like to do better things with my nights.
Jaye: ANY. WAY. Physics with Trees- okay, you have to be kidding me on that one.
Jaina: No, it was in the course list.
Jaye: I don't think I want to know. Anyway, they did their introductions and then headed into a hedge maze. So that trees part was literal.
Lily: Is this where we hash out who Willow is, since we're on a tree theme?
Buffy: You! Only, like, old.
Lily: I'M NOT OLD. I'm not even thirty!
Buffy: Well.... revert!
Lily: My name's Lily. Lil-y. Like the flower, not the tree. And you don't get to call me that anyway, because I'm a teacher.
Brooke: Don't you feel a little old being here with all us young girls now?
Jaye: Ooh. I like you. I'll never remember which one you are, but still. Sex Ed had to draw a picture of themselves for some totem pole thing-
Brooke: I can make that dirty in a lot of different ways but it kind of squicks even me. Can I read the notes?
Jaye: Sure, I never liked classes anyway.
Brooke: Oh, radio memories. So. Chuck and Eric re-met because they already know each other, Joan and Claire wondered about this whole abstinence thing, which I highly recommend as a perfect form of birth control, though it is also the least fun, Kevin and Toby compared drawings, and knowing Toby I'm afraid. Cal and Amber compared weekends, and then we get to the introductions.And because tis class wasn't busy enough, Marco stayed after to make sure it's cool he's taking Sex Ed again, and Joan got the TA position, while Jenny tried to get out of class because she knows all about sex. I kind of love Jenny.
Lily: I'd really hope a teenager in high school doesn't actually know everything about sex, and I'm just going to hope she reads a lot of Cosmo.
Buffy: By the way, I knew like, two of those names. In case anyone was keeping track.
Jaye: Don't bother, radio will give them all new nicknames and you'll get confused again.
Brooke: As I was saying, Surviving Your Own Cooking met and had introductions. Cal and Dojima passed notes but I don't think I will be doing that because the pajamas sort of scare me.
Jaina: He passed out handcuffs to one of my classes, I'd think that would make him your favorite teacher ever.
Buffy: Okay, I think we get it. Brooke's a ho. Let's keep it rolling.
Brooke: Hey!
Jaye: Okay, in the interest of finishing before October, gimme those notes back. Survival Skills had introductions, Amber and Triela were glad to see each other, and Gavin got the TA job. And then in the library-
Buffy: *grumble* My favorite place. ...What?
Jaye: Really? You read?
Buffy: I just, you know, like books. All old and musty. Mmm. Not Willow here should be agreeing with me.
Lily: I don't know anyone named Willow!
Buffy: Maybe a second cousin?
Jaye: Liir was surprised to meet Dr. Jones while Karal was at class-
Jaina: Don't worry, Buffy, that guy looks exactly like my dad. It's not just you.
Buffy: Hi, I so go to school in Crazy Town.
Jaye: Wait till they start instituting straitjackets. Karal met Dr. Jones, Ender came to check out the library, and John and Karal talked about whichever of these two is Jaina.
Jaina: Hey!
Brooke: Hey!
Jaina: I think I have a bigger reason to say that than you do, thanks.
Brooke: Except where I'm the pretty one.
Lily: Popcorn would be nice right now.
Jaye: Andtheninofficehours Murdock goofed off and done with that section!
Buffy: Does it always take that long?
Jaye: Sure, when I have FOUR SUPERFLUOUS PEOPLE IN THE BROADCAST BOOTH WITH ME.
Jaina: I think she thinks we're talky.
Living Conditions
Buffy: Ooh, I wanna do this one. It looks so easy. Okay, so, in dorms, Dor talked to the microwave. Which I guess answered back. And here I was thinking things would make more sense if I read them.
Jaye: We have another Door? How the hell do we get multiples of that name?
Buffy: Hey, Chatty Cathy, your turn to hush. Dor explained to Claire about the talking appliances, while Lee skipped that to introduce himself to Claire. Dor and Lee talked about Fandom and their homes instead. Much safer conversation topic. Jack? Not that impressed with Dor's mad skillz. Dor tells Lola how all the inanimate objects tell secrets about him.
Jaye: Look, the talking inanimate object thing was my schtick first, buddy!
*silence*
Jaye: I mean, carry on.
Buffy: Thanks. Lee checked to see how Lola's adjusting, and Lola made plans to meet Chad's cat. I don't know why this note says "MWA HA HA."
Brooke: Sometimes the squirrels add editorial commentary. Most nights, actually.
Buffy: A squirrel. A squirrel- You know what, I'm done asking questions or my brain will leak out my ears. Chad thanked the floor, apparently getting into the talking to things thing.
Jaye: Sure, when I do it, I'm the crazy purse talker.
Lily: I think she's having a moment. Go on. I'll watch in case she starts convulsing.
Buffy: I'm sure there's someone who can exorcise her if need be. Chad likes Chad's pretty Japanese eyes and Chad likes Claire's pretty red hair. That's sweet, if shallow, and Seregil was fascinated by Dor's magic. Well, yeah, he makes things talk.
Jaye: Think he can make them untalk?
Buffy: Oh dear god, the squirrel notes go on.
Brooke: That's why there's so much rum. Let me see who's in this next part? Okay, I like those names, I'll do this. Up on the fourth floor, Dean was all set up to veg and introduced Helen to his cat. Hannibal got warned to stay away from Alice, and he and Helen caught up on classes. Dean thought 'Hurley' is a party name, which... it totally is. It sounds like a story you don't want going around school on Monday morning. My new roomie was told not to worry that the weird hasn't found him yet. It will.
Buffy: BOY WILL IT.
Brooke: Shh. My turn now.
Jaye: Good luck, no one will stay shut up.
Jaina: I've been good.
Brooke: Stay that way.
Lily: So've I. But you have to be nice to me since I'm all old and stuff.
Brooke: So anyhow, Dean and Harvey talked Fandom weirdness, Hannibal and Harvey met, and wow did I just get an idea or eight...
Jaina: I think she needs a moment.
Lily: Does this mean it's my turn?
Jaye: Sure. Why not. I'll go find the rum.
Lily: Dean met Meg and told her how his last girlfriend was named Meg, which is a bit on the shameless side, I have to say. Meg and Hurley talked about roomies from space-
Buffy: Wait. Space? As in, Outer?
Lily: You get used to it.
Jaina: That's where I'm from.
Brooke: Explains a lot.
Buffy: ...I'm radioing with an alien. My brain should not think any of this is weird anymore, and yet.
Lily: Jess and Helen did the noddy thing, Dean wasn't happy with Jess about how he treated Sam, and he wondered if Tahiri was another Skywalker. For the listening audience, apparently no, she's not. Meg and Tahiri commiserated over a crazy teacher, and hey, that's a little weird saying that and being on this end of the radio. Hannibal met Tahiri, and she and Hurley found out she's got some special talents. That does sound like a party name. It's not lame if I say that, is it?
Buffy: Maybe a little.
Jaye: Okay, barreling through. You see what you people have done to me? I'm actually working. Steve Peter got a phone call from Isabel, Karal listened to notes till Aravis was emo, Ben introduced himself, and Ino brought by a plant. Buffy here made a phone call home and Ben wrote a report, and John and Gavin talked about Jaina and babies-
Jaina: WHAT?
Jaye: So Jaina would be the screechy one.
Jaina: I don't think I want to know, it can't be anything good.
Jaye: Temari caught up with Shikamaru, which only looks like a hard name till you try to pronounce it, Robin of the frog variety made Jack Not Harkness feel better about missing work, and Joan had herself some breakfast.
Buffy: It is the most important meal of the day. Says me, PSA Girl.
Out and About
Jaye: Almost done, thank any deity who had a part in it-
Buffy: Jaina hasn't had a turn yet. Do you want to go?
Jaina: No, I really kind of just want to get my comlink back and go.
Jaye: Nice try at stalling my broadcast, Blondie. Cable and Deadpool had their regular date night, Jeff stacked glasses at the Arms, though why and whether it led to bloodshed is unknown. Johnny and Savanna talked about how hot they are at Luke's- that's what my notes say- Naomi opened up Stark Industries, Romeo read poetry at work and the squirrel calls him a nerd, and Amber threw balls at cans at Turtle and Canary. Does that sound dirty to anyone else?
Brooke: Yep.
Buffy: Oh yeah.
Lily: Yes. I mean, no. I say as I remember I'm in the company of young people and my bosses can hear me.
Jaina: I just think I'm missing a euphemism.
Jaye: Andrew advertised slug candles at the Magic Box, and Ino was emo at Wellspring Arms, but she got talks from Cable and Temari and a phone call from Lana. Dale was back at the trooper station, where Roy talked to him about the new mayor and Charlotte brought cookies. I'm guessing then she went around putting up posters for the new exhibit-
Lily: Eeeeeeee.
Jaye: And yes, the next note is Lily bouncing like a dork.
Lily: This is why I need my paintbrush back!
Jaye: Issun and Ama- Am- Maserati were in the park where Issun promptly hit on Ella Ella Ella and Harley and Charlotte while Viki thought Maserati was a student. So what are we guessing Maserati is?
Brooke: Dog.
Lily: Something exotic.
Buffy: A kind of demon?
Jaye: Doogie read medical journals at the clinic, and Liir was cooking at Cafe Fina. Tony the student who is not the adult who I encourage you all to just refer to as Sex on Legs-
Brooke: Okay.
Jaye: - and at Groovy Tunes, Teyla was wooed by a squirrel. Hope it works out for you crazy kids. The church was opened by a cat who was fed by Mary. Teddy opened the brothel, where he talked to Charlotte about classes and was brought food by Chad. Fiyero opened Book Haven, and Jolee opened Caritas which was awesome because that's where Cal and Dojima went on their date and we are DONE.
Jaina: Good, where's my comlink.
Brooke: I want my stuff back.
Lily: I want to get back to work.
Buffy: Yeah, I'm just gonna go?
Jaye: I'm right there with you. Later, Fandom.
[BEEN A WHILE SINCE I DID THAT. *SLEEPS NOW*]
Brooke: Stupid squirrels, give me back my makeup- Uh, hi.
Jaye: And you're here why?
Brooke: ...Squirrels stole my makeup?
Jaye: Fair enough. You can go no- Oh my god, another one?
Jaina: I'm just trying to get my comlink back from the squirrel, and I'm out.
Brooke: Good.
Jaye: What, could the squirrels not tell you apart so they brought both of you?
Brooke: You're not funny.
Jaye: Okay, can we just get on with this before my Top Model download finishes? Okay, look, new person, we don't have enough room in here for many more, is there anyone behind you?
Lily: No, and I'm going, this squirrel just stole my paintbrush. I was working on something, you little weasel!
Buffy: Aww, you threw a party and forgot to invite me?
Jaye: ...Buffy?
Buffy: You knew another Buffy, get over it.
Jaina: What'd they steal from you?
Buffy: Oh, nothing. I was just out patr- walking and I saw everyone conglomerating so I thought I'd join in the fun. ...Willow?
Lily: Why're you looking at me?
Jaye:: I'm just going to start reading notes.
Edumacation
Lily: It's not edumacation it's-
Jaye: Hush, teacher girl.
Brooke: I thought I was the one who got to give out names.
Jaye: You don't listen, do you?
Brooke: I like to do better things with my nights.
Jaye: ANY. WAY. Physics with Trees- okay, you have to be kidding me on that one.
Jaina: No, it was in the course list.
Jaye: I don't think I want to know. Anyway, they did their introductions and then headed into a hedge maze. So that trees part was literal.
Lily: Is this where we hash out who Willow is, since we're on a tree theme?
Buffy: You! Only, like, old.
Lily: I'M NOT OLD. I'm not even thirty!
Buffy: Well.... revert!
Lily: My name's Lily. Lil-y. Like the flower, not the tree. And you don't get to call me that anyway, because I'm a teacher.
Brooke: Don't you feel a little old being here with all us young girls now?
Jaye: Ooh. I like you. I'll never remember which one you are, but still. Sex Ed had to draw a picture of themselves for some totem pole thing-
Brooke: I can make that dirty in a lot of different ways but it kind of squicks even me. Can I read the notes?
Jaye: Sure, I never liked classes anyway.
Brooke: Oh, radio memories. So. Chuck and Eric re-met because they already know each other, Joan and Claire wondered about this whole abstinence thing, which I highly recommend as a perfect form of birth control, though it is also the least fun, Kevin and Toby compared drawings, and knowing Toby I'm afraid. Cal and Amber compared weekends, and then we get to the introductions.And because tis class wasn't busy enough, Marco stayed after to make sure it's cool he's taking Sex Ed again, and Joan got the TA position, while Jenny tried to get out of class because she knows all about sex. I kind of love Jenny.
Lily: I'd really hope a teenager in high school doesn't actually know everything about sex, and I'm just going to hope she reads a lot of Cosmo.
Buffy: By the way, I knew like, two of those names. In case anyone was keeping track.
Jaye: Don't bother, radio will give them all new nicknames and you'll get confused again.
Brooke: As I was saying, Surviving Your Own Cooking met and had introductions. Cal and Dojima passed notes but I don't think I will be doing that because the pajamas sort of scare me.
Jaina: He passed out handcuffs to one of my classes, I'd think that would make him your favorite teacher ever.
Buffy: Okay, I think we get it. Brooke's a ho. Let's keep it rolling.
Brooke: Hey!
Jaye: Okay, in the interest of finishing before October, gimme those notes back. Survival Skills had introductions, Amber and Triela were glad to see each other, and Gavin got the TA job. And then in the library-
Buffy: *grumble* My favorite place. ...What?
Jaye: Really? You read?
Buffy: I just, you know, like books. All old and musty. Mmm. Not Willow here should be agreeing with me.
Lily: I don't know anyone named Willow!
Buffy: Maybe a second cousin?
Jaye: Liir was surprised to meet Dr. Jones while Karal was at class-
Jaina: Don't worry, Buffy, that guy looks exactly like my dad. It's not just you.
Buffy: Hi, I so go to school in Crazy Town.
Jaye: Wait till they start instituting straitjackets. Karal met Dr. Jones, Ender came to check out the library, and John and Karal talked about whichever of these two is Jaina.
Jaina: Hey!
Brooke: Hey!
Jaina: I think I have a bigger reason to say that than you do, thanks.
Brooke: Except where I'm the pretty one.
Lily: Popcorn would be nice right now.
Jaye: Andtheninofficehours Murdock goofed off and done with that section!
Buffy: Does it always take that long?
Jaye: Sure, when I have FOUR SUPERFLUOUS PEOPLE IN THE BROADCAST BOOTH WITH ME.
Jaina: I think she thinks we're talky.
Living Conditions
Buffy: Ooh, I wanna do this one. It looks so easy. Okay, so, in dorms, Dor talked to the microwave. Which I guess answered back. And here I was thinking things would make more sense if I read them.
Jaye: We have another Door? How the hell do we get multiples of that name?
Buffy: Hey, Chatty Cathy, your turn to hush. Dor explained to Claire about the talking appliances, while Lee skipped that to introduce himself to Claire. Dor and Lee talked about Fandom and their homes instead. Much safer conversation topic. Jack? Not that impressed with Dor's mad skillz. Dor tells Lola how all the inanimate objects tell secrets about him.
Jaye: Look, the talking inanimate object thing was my schtick first, buddy!
*silence*
Jaye: I mean, carry on.
Buffy: Thanks. Lee checked to see how Lola's adjusting, and Lola made plans to meet Chad's cat. I don't know why this note says "MWA HA HA."
Brooke: Sometimes the squirrels add editorial commentary. Most nights, actually.
Buffy: A squirrel. A squirrel- You know what, I'm done asking questions or my brain will leak out my ears. Chad thanked the floor, apparently getting into the talking to things thing.
Jaye: Sure, when I do it, I'm the crazy purse talker.
Lily: I think she's having a moment. Go on. I'll watch in case she starts convulsing.
Buffy: I'm sure there's someone who can exorcise her if need be. Chad likes Chad's pretty Japanese eyes and Chad likes Claire's pretty red hair. That's sweet, if shallow, and Seregil was fascinated by Dor's magic. Well, yeah, he makes things talk.
Jaye: Think he can make them untalk?
Buffy: Oh dear god, the squirrel notes go on.
Brooke: That's why there's so much rum. Let me see who's in this next part? Okay, I like those names, I'll do this. Up on the fourth floor, Dean was all set up to veg and introduced Helen to his cat. Hannibal got warned to stay away from Alice, and he and Helen caught up on classes. Dean thought 'Hurley' is a party name, which... it totally is. It sounds like a story you don't want going around school on Monday morning. My new roomie was told not to worry that the weird hasn't found him yet. It will.
Buffy: BOY WILL IT.
Brooke: Shh. My turn now.
Jaye: Good luck, no one will stay shut up.
Jaina: I've been good.
Brooke: Stay that way.
Lily: So've I. But you have to be nice to me since I'm all old and stuff.
Brooke: So anyhow, Dean and Harvey talked Fandom weirdness, Hannibal and Harvey met, and wow did I just get an idea or eight...
Jaina: I think she needs a moment.
Lily: Does this mean it's my turn?
Jaye: Sure. Why not. I'll go find the rum.
Lily: Dean met Meg and told her how his last girlfriend was named Meg, which is a bit on the shameless side, I have to say. Meg and Hurley talked about roomies from space-
Buffy: Wait. Space? As in, Outer?
Lily: You get used to it.
Jaina: That's where I'm from.
Brooke: Explains a lot.
Buffy: ...I'm radioing with an alien. My brain should not think any of this is weird anymore, and yet.
Lily: Jess and Helen did the noddy thing, Dean wasn't happy with Jess about how he treated Sam, and he wondered if Tahiri was another Skywalker. For the listening audience, apparently no, she's not. Meg and Tahiri commiserated over a crazy teacher, and hey, that's a little weird saying that and being on this end of the radio. Hannibal met Tahiri, and she and Hurley found out she's got some special talents. That does sound like a party name. It's not lame if I say that, is it?
Buffy: Maybe a little.
Jaye: Okay, barreling through. You see what you people have done to me? I'm actually working. Steve Peter got a phone call from Isabel, Karal listened to notes till Aravis was emo, Ben introduced himself, and Ino brought by a plant. Buffy here made a phone call home and Ben wrote a report, and John and Gavin talked about Jaina and babies-
Jaina: WHAT?
Jaye: So Jaina would be the screechy one.
Jaina: I don't think I want to know, it can't be anything good.
Jaye: Temari caught up with Shikamaru, which only looks like a hard name till you try to pronounce it, Robin of the frog variety made Jack Not Harkness feel better about missing work, and Joan had herself some breakfast.
Buffy: It is the most important meal of the day. Says me, PSA Girl.
Out and About
Jaye: Almost done, thank any deity who had a part in it-
Buffy: Jaina hasn't had a turn yet. Do you want to go?
Jaina: No, I really kind of just want to get my comlink back and go.
Jaye: Nice try at stalling my broadcast, Blondie. Cable and Deadpool had their regular date night, Jeff stacked glasses at the Arms, though why and whether it led to bloodshed is unknown. Johnny and Savanna talked about how hot they are at Luke's- that's what my notes say- Naomi opened up Stark Industries, Romeo read poetry at work and the squirrel calls him a nerd, and Amber threw balls at cans at Turtle and Canary. Does that sound dirty to anyone else?
Brooke: Yep.
Buffy: Oh yeah.
Lily: Yes. I mean, no. I say as I remember I'm in the company of young people and my bosses can hear me.
Jaina: I just think I'm missing a euphemism.
Jaye: Andrew advertised slug candles at the Magic Box, and Ino was emo at Wellspring Arms, but she got talks from Cable and Temari and a phone call from Lana. Dale was back at the trooper station, where Roy talked to him about the new mayor and Charlotte brought cookies. I'm guessing then she went around putting up posters for the new exhibit-
Lily: Eeeeeeee.
Jaye: And yes, the next note is Lily bouncing like a dork.
Lily: This is why I need my paintbrush back!
Jaye: Issun and Ama- Am- Maserati were in the park where Issun promptly hit on Ella Ella Ella and Harley and Charlotte while Viki thought Maserati was a student. So what are we guessing Maserati is?
Brooke: Dog.
Lily: Something exotic.
Buffy: A kind of demon?
Jaye: Doogie read medical journals at the clinic, and Liir was cooking at Cafe Fina. Tony the student who is not the adult who I encourage you all to just refer to as Sex on Legs-
Brooke: Okay.
Jaye: - and at Groovy Tunes, Teyla was wooed by a squirrel. Hope it works out for you crazy kids. The church was opened by a cat who was fed by Mary. Teddy opened the brothel, where he talked to Charlotte about classes and was brought food by Chad. Fiyero opened Book Haven, and Jolee opened Caritas which was awesome because that's where Cal and Dojima went on their date and we are DONE.
Jaina: Good, where's my comlink.
Brooke: I want my stuff back.
Lily: I want to get back to work.
Buffy: Yeah, I'm just gonna go?
Jaye: I'm right there with you. Later, Fandom.
[BEEN A WHILE SINCE I DID THAT. *SLEEPS NOW*]
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So Yurika was going on dates now? That was ... something he hoped the squirrels had gotten wrong, but until it was straightened out, he would need to sulk.
Which he did masterfully.
[OOC: *loves and clings!*]
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[*loves*]
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