http://canadianpopstar.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] canadianpopstar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2008-08-29 01:30 am
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Fandom Radio [Thursday, August 28th]

"Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Fandom. Guess who tastes like vodka? That'd be me, yep. I hope you all taste like good things, and nothing gross. Except you, Lily. I already know you got the short end of the...well, crayon.



Classes, la!

Nothing! Either you all played hooky, or you didn't actually have class. I'm happy either way. The only thing I have is that Anakin had office hours, in which he had some tenseness with Jaina, and then worried about her with Karal and talked prom with Weird Hair Kid. Guys, it's like a year off.

Dorms, where the children live

Dean and Alec woke up all snuggly. And there was apparently drooling. Charming. Altra tasted...weird, and Karal kind of died laughing. Funnel-cake-flavored Andrew and sand-flavored Gavin got some licking time with Karal, as did Jeff.

There was more licking over at Angela's, since she tastes like apples and Hannibal tastes like s'mores. And Toby tastes like a daiquiri, and Kevin tastes like...what. Good god, why would anyone want to taste like that? I mean, guys? We do it because we love you -- or because we want validation, or just like doing it to elicit the reaction. No one does it because they like the taste. No word on whether there was any pineapple juice involved. I'm going to be over here, grossed out.

Lee tasted like cheesecake, ooh, and Toby offered to make out with him to share tastes. Amber tastes of lutefisk, whatever terrifying thing that is, and Kaylee's strawberry-flavored so she was sucking her thumb, because apparently she is five. Sokka couldn't figure out why he kept getting licked by Momo Jr, whoever that is, while Rodney yelled at him. Jaina bitched to her weirdly-haired boyfriend, while Karal told Evey about the lickfest that was his day.

Also, apparently everyone in the world left today. Like Troy, who got a visit from Andrew. And River, who got a visit from Tyler. And Lana was on her way out, too, and she got a visit from the cutely-haired Ino, the huggy Summer, and the invited-to-visit Hoshi. And then Seely was on his way out, and got visits from Karal and Aravis. I would care so much more if I knew who any of these people are.

Ichigo chilled on the deck, tasting like an orange. Jack, meanwhile, tasted like bananas, and Katina tasted like tequila. Mmm, I feel you, Katina. People who taste of really strong booze unite!

Mac was trying to get a really bad taste out of her mouth in the fourth floor common room, where she got a visit from a pina colada-flavored Troy and a chocolate-chippy Marco.

In that same common room, but later on, Hannibal sprawled and watched TV. Hoshi told him about how her dog was into her feet because she tastes of fruit salad. Brooke was trying to get people to lick her, and it turns out she tastes of pomegranate. Teyla introduced herself to Hannibal, and no word on whether she tasted like anything. Dick, meanwhile, is papaya-flavored. Harry told Hannibal about some cookie thing that happened in another room, and Brooke discovered he tastes like cake batter. Adam visited, and Brooke wanted to know how he tasted, too.


Town, where the awesome people live

Murdock was awoken by dog-kisses -- welcome to my life -- and Kerrigan went to visit Roy and Harriet. Well. "visit" might be the wrong word, considering my notes say that she told Roy she's going home and not to follow, and that she knocked out the Cougar. Dude! Barney is going to try to kick your ass so much. It might be funny to watch. Speaking of Barney and his dementia and all, his bride-to-be was taking notes on her taste, and Biff asked if she's suffered a head injury recently. Liir brought food to his father, in other news, and decided they needed to talk.

Jaye tried to get a buzz by licking your hand -- doesn't work, I've been trying all night, weird girl. Fiyero contemplated the entrance to the theater, as you do, and Harriet woke up and went looking for help. Good coog.

At the beach, Lee ran into Kerrigan, who's just all over the place today. Millie was humming all cheerfully at Book Haven, and Fiyero came in and got himself a job. Cal was distracted by the taste of his lower lip at Luke's, and Abby Irene and Murdock discovered that they taste like chocolate and spiced apples, respectively, at JGOB. Hoshi had a new navel piercing at the hotel and her dog was like really into her feet. Lucas headed over to Wonders of the World except it was gone. Whoa. And there's a lot of unconsciousness in the junkyard, what with Anakin waking up and Roy retrieving some knocked-out troopers. And finally, a portal dropped off...oh good god is that even a word? It looks like just...letters. Um, okay, dude, I shall just call you...Special K. Anyway, he arrived by portal. There was more tasting with Fiyero and Geoffrey, and then Liir showed up with food -- he does that a lot -- and was very double-ewe-tee-eff. And finally, the Doctor did something or other with the Coog. Treat her well, Doctor!

Over in Caritas, I tasted of vodka. Mmm. I cut it with cranberry juice, though. Ino came in to talk about how boys suck, which they do, and Romeo and Dojima both took notice of her short hair. Barney and I licked one another because he got to taste like Scotch, the lucky bastard. And then Marshall wanted Barney to lick him, too. Romeo wanted a Bloody Mary because he tastes of potatoes, apparently, and Dojma snuck up behind him to lick him. Marshall and I also got in on the licking stuff, because he tastes like cookie dough! Unfortunately, his wife wasn't so lucky -- poor Lily tastes of crayons. But Marshall let her lick him to make her feel better. That's why these two are the cutest couple ever. I told Benton about all the licking, and he was all weirdly disturbed. And then there was more licking. And finally, Dojima got some tequila to go with her lime flavor, and we talked about her tattoo. I might get one. I kind of got an idea.

Oh, and because someone else had to leave, Dawn did so. Weird Hair Kid, Rikku and Dean all said goodbye, and there was much talk of roadtrips and kidnapping. And okay, that was vaguely more interesting to me because at least I know those kids.

And fiiiiinally, there was the clinic, where the nurses took it easy, and Igor did something terrifying with lungs.

And now I'm off, to go home to a man who tastes of maple syrup and a bunch of dogs. I don't know what they taste like, nor do I plan to find out. Happy licking, Fandom!"