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Pirate Radio, Sunday, April 2
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likeguidelines at the microphone t' give ye yer daily dose o' dastardly plots, ridiculous-type shenanigens 'n former roommates who be bunnies.
Again.
*laughter*
Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
Thar be no classes, as it be Sunday. But apparently time be changin' on us last night, so be sure ye be not late t' classes in the mornin', ye here? T'be safe, I think I jes be skippin' them altogether.
Roomin'
I be havin' reliable reports sayin' that Cameron be outsmarted by a shower this mornin'. His roommate be terribly sympathetic. *papers rustling* I be havin' nothin' t' tell me if that be a euphemism.
Jake, me old roommate who be not a bunny, be eatin' in bed. Apparently this be a bad thing t' do, accordin' t' Krycek.
Other things that be bad t' do be talkin' t' the matey-in-the leather who be new in town. At least accordin' to Aeryn. She be makin' her feelings clear on that matter t' Crichton. I be wonderin' if I be able t' pull that look off meself.
And speakin' o' bunnies, hee, Logan-who-be-a-bunny-again, be havin' a talk wit' Angel in Angel's room. Except fer the part where Logan be a bunny 'n be not able t' talk back. And Angel be normally not what ye be callin' chatty. So I be thinkin' thar be a lot o' starin' at each other happenin' in thar today.
Logan-who-be-a-bunny-again be in the second floor common room tonight. He be thrilled t' see Cameron, Rory, Cally 'n Anakin. And Faithful be not eatin' Logan-who-be-a-bunny-again. I be admirin' yer restraint. Logan-who-be-a-bunny-again also be meetin' the new librarian. Who be not a bunny. These be things that be needin' t' be clarified around here, ye see.
Also in the second floor common room, Cam 'n Molly be playin' catch--not wit' Logan-who-be-a-bunny-again--then Cam be too lazy t' get himself a drink 'n be makin' Kara do it fer him, Bridge be explain' why he be not in his uniform right now 'n be not at all awkward with Xander. Except fer the part where that be a lie. Oh, and Zero's hair be blue today.
Pippi be buckin' the trend 'n spendin' time in the fifth floor common room instead.
Callynanders be back from their trip t' Washington 'n they be havin' what me notes be callin' a "wee goldfishie." I be not askin' if that be a euphemism. I be not.
Anakin be meditatin', then talkin' wit' Bridge, Sam 'n Pip be workin' out in the gym 'n then Sam be workin' on a lesson plan fer tomorrow. Jaye be in her room--I be not sure why this be particularly interestin'--and Rory be writin' email. Again, I jes be reportin'. If ye be not interestin' than neither be I.
Revelin'
Thar be all kinds o' interestin' people in town this week, in case ye be not noticin'. I be noticin', but I be the Pirate. I be noticin' everythin'. I be not carin', mind, but I be noticin'.
*shuffles papers*
Huh. Thar be another pirate in town. He be headless. Cecil, be that you? If if be, the whole thing wit' the wench 'n the wrench 'n the rum? I be realizin' it were a bad idea in retrospect. Sorry about that.
Tex be makin' one o' our visitors welcome in her usual way. Aye, if ye be wonderin', it be involvin' violence. And really, shame on ye fer havin' t' be told that.
Brunch at Luke's be uneventful, as be Wonka's, and the record store be closed today.
Apparently this be because everyone in the universe be over at the bookstore wit' too many letters in the name. Jarod be thar buyin' the Kama Sutra 'n a book on ninjas. If that be fer my ninja, I be not sure whether t' be offended or really, really grateful. Orlin be thar, 'n John Connor. John Connor be bringin' a gun wit' him? Be ye stupid? How dangerous d'ye thinks the books be? *dead air* On second thought, ye might be havin' a point. Pippi be lookin' fer gardenin' books, Alanna be lookin' fer somethin' about fightin', and Macbeth be attacked by a glass ball.
Oh, thar also be people in the theater, where "Gigli" be playin'. I be told this be a terrible, terrible movie. So when matey-wit'-the-leather be buyin' tickets fer every showin', well, I be wonderin' jes how evil he might be. Not that I be not takin' yer word fer it, Zhaan. Jaye be her normal charmin' self. Except fer the part whar she be snappin' at Wonka 'n a Trooper. And Cameron. And Professor Camulus 'n Orlin. If I be promisin' to throw glitter on cranky people, would that cheer ye, wench? And in case ye be not certain, aye Wonka be thar on a date wit' that Trooper. And Professor Camulus 'n Orlin be thar wit' similar plans.
Professor Camulus 'n Orlin be makin' waffles. *shuffles papers* That may be a euphemism. And if it be, that be puttin' me off breakfast foods fer a week.
Ivanova be broodin' on the beach, as ye do, and Walter be at the yunkyard, as ye could be. If ye be, I be not knowin', stuck wit' a boredom so profound as t' cripple many a lesser bein'. Unless thar be treasure thar. Be thar treasure?
In the sewers--aye, we be everywhere--John Connor be not eaten by somethin' that be sayin' *clears throat* OOoooOOOoOooOOO. Jay 'n Silent Bob be thar as well. What be wrong wit' ye people? What makes ye think "aye, it be a lovely day fer a trip into the sewers?" No offense, Angel.
Belthazor 'n Phoebe be huntin' fer a witch doctor. Be ye sick, Phoebe?
Thar also seems t' be a rash o' animal-nappin' attempts today: someone were after Jeremiah in the Perk, Vladdie in the park, 'n Cam-mollusc over at Jeff, God o' Biscuits. It be not clear if the attempted pet-nappin' be more traumatizin' t' Xander than his conversation with some matey named Tuco.
The matey-wit'-the-leather be meetin' up wit' Tuco over at Jeff, God o' Biscuits. And Dr. Oliver be knowin' one o' the newcomers--the one wit' the hair be called Rita Repulsa, apparently. And no, Crichton, that be not a new name fer the lovely Professor Skeeter. I, unlike ye, 'n me old roommate, be tryin' t' remain human fer this semester if at all possible. Anyway, they be catchin' up on old times. It be nice t' run into old friends. Right, Callisto?
Janet be alone in the clinic this mornin' and Stark be gettin' visited by Zhaan tonight, but no one seems t' be bleedin', so I be not that interested.
And that be all from the Crow's Nest II! Keep an eye out fer Matey-with-the-Hat 'n have a good night!
likeguidelines at the microphone t' give ye yer daily dose o' dastardly plots, ridiculous-type shenanigens 'n former roommates who be bunnies.Again.
*laughter*
Readin', Writin', Rithamatic
Thar be no classes, as it be Sunday. But apparently time be changin' on us last night, so be sure ye be not late t' classes in the mornin', ye here? T'be safe, I think I jes be skippin' them altogether.
Roomin'
I be havin' reliable reports sayin' that Cameron be outsmarted by a shower this mornin'. His roommate be terribly sympathetic. *papers rustling* I be havin' nothin' t' tell me if that be a euphemism.
Jake, me old roommate who be not a bunny, be eatin' in bed. Apparently this be a bad thing t' do, accordin' t' Krycek.
Other things that be bad t' do be talkin' t' the matey-in-the leather who be new in town. At least accordin' to Aeryn. She be makin' her feelings clear on that matter t' Crichton. I be wonderin' if I be able t' pull that look off meself.
And speakin' o' bunnies, hee, Logan-who-be-a-bunny-again, be havin' a talk wit' Angel in Angel's room. Except fer the part where Logan be a bunny 'n be not able t' talk back. And Angel be normally not what ye be callin' chatty. So I be thinkin' thar be a lot o' starin' at each other happenin' in thar today.
Logan-who-be-a-bunny-again be in the second floor common room tonight. He be thrilled t' see Cameron, Rory, Cally 'n Anakin. And Faithful be not eatin' Logan-who-be-a-bunny-again. I be admirin' yer restraint. Logan-who-be-a-bunny-again also be meetin' the new librarian. Who be not a bunny. These be things that be needin' t' be clarified around here, ye see.
Also in the second floor common room, Cam 'n Molly be playin' catch--not wit' Logan-who-be-a-bunny-again--then Cam be too lazy t' get himself a drink 'n be makin' Kara do it fer him, Bridge be explain' why he be not in his uniform right now 'n be not at all awkward with Xander. Except fer the part where that be a lie. Oh, and Zero's hair be blue today.
Pippi be buckin' the trend 'n spendin' time in the fifth floor common room instead.
Callynanders be back from their trip t' Washington 'n they be havin' what me notes be callin' a "wee goldfishie." I be not askin' if that be a euphemism. I be not.
Anakin be meditatin', then talkin' wit' Bridge, Sam 'n Pip be workin' out in the gym 'n then Sam be workin' on a lesson plan fer tomorrow. Jaye be in her room--I be not sure why this be particularly interestin'--and Rory be writin' email. Again, I jes be reportin'. If ye be not interestin' than neither be I.
Revelin'
Thar be all kinds o' interestin' people in town this week, in case ye be not noticin'. I be noticin', but I be the Pirate. I be noticin' everythin'. I be not carin', mind, but I be noticin'.
*shuffles papers*
Huh. Thar be another pirate in town. He be headless. Cecil, be that you? If if be, the whole thing wit' the wench 'n the wrench 'n the rum? I be realizin' it were a bad idea in retrospect. Sorry about that.
Tex be makin' one o' our visitors welcome in her usual way. Aye, if ye be wonderin', it be involvin' violence. And really, shame on ye fer havin' t' be told that.
Brunch at Luke's be uneventful, as be Wonka's, and the record store be closed today.
Apparently this be because everyone in the universe be over at the bookstore wit' too many letters in the name. Jarod be thar buyin' the Kama Sutra 'n a book on ninjas. If that be fer my ninja, I be not sure whether t' be offended or really, really grateful. Orlin be thar, 'n John Connor. John Connor be bringin' a gun wit' him? Be ye stupid? How dangerous d'ye thinks the books be? *dead air* On second thought, ye might be havin' a point. Pippi be lookin' fer gardenin' books, Alanna be lookin' fer somethin' about fightin', and Macbeth be attacked by a glass ball.
Oh, thar also be people in the theater, where "Gigli" be playin'. I be told this be a terrible, terrible movie. So when matey-wit'-the-leather be buyin' tickets fer every showin', well, I be wonderin' jes how evil he might be. Not that I be not takin' yer word fer it, Zhaan. Jaye be her normal charmin' self. Except fer the part whar she be snappin' at Wonka 'n a Trooper. And Cameron. And Professor Camulus 'n Orlin. If I be promisin' to throw glitter on cranky people, would that cheer ye, wench? And in case ye be not certain, aye Wonka be thar on a date wit' that Trooper. And Professor Camulus 'n Orlin be thar wit' similar plans.
Professor Camulus 'n Orlin be makin' waffles. *shuffles papers* That may be a euphemism. And if it be, that be puttin' me off breakfast foods fer a week.
Ivanova be broodin' on the beach, as ye do, and Walter be at the yunkyard, as ye could be. If ye be, I be not knowin', stuck wit' a boredom so profound as t' cripple many a lesser bein'. Unless thar be treasure thar. Be thar treasure?
In the sewers--aye, we be everywhere--John Connor be not eaten by somethin' that be sayin' *clears throat* OOoooOOOoOooOOO. Jay 'n Silent Bob be thar as well. What be wrong wit' ye people? What makes ye think "aye, it be a lovely day fer a trip into the sewers?" No offense, Angel.
Belthazor 'n Phoebe be huntin' fer a witch doctor. Be ye sick, Phoebe?
Thar also seems t' be a rash o' animal-nappin' attempts today: someone were after Jeremiah in the Perk, Vladdie in the park, 'n Cam-mollusc over at Jeff, God o' Biscuits. It be not clear if the attempted pet-nappin' be more traumatizin' t' Xander than his conversation with some matey named Tuco.
The matey-wit'-the-leather be meetin' up wit' Tuco over at Jeff, God o' Biscuits. And Dr. Oliver be knowin' one o' the newcomers--the one wit' the hair be called Rita Repulsa, apparently. And no, Crichton, that be not a new name fer the lovely Professor Skeeter. I, unlike ye, 'n me old roommate, be tryin' t' remain human fer this semester if at all possible. Anyway, they be catchin' up on old times. It be nice t' run into old friends. Right, Callisto?
Janet be alone in the clinic this mornin' and Stark be gettin' visited by Zhaan tonight, but no one seems t' be bleedin', so I be not that interested.
And that be all from the Crow's Nest II! Keep an eye out fer Matey-with-the-Hat 'n have a good night!