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Fandom Radio [Saturday, July 12]
Fandomites, squirrels, lend me your ears for Saturday Night with The Barnacle!
*clinking*
Oh come on, everyone likes a little drama! Some PIZZAZ! *sound of a small explosion*
Where'd they go?
*angered chittering*
OW! Fine, be boring, no more fireballs in the radio station. It's like you've been talking to Lily or something.
School, Which Needs to Be More Empty on Saturday
Because it's Saturday and no one listens to me, Mac was in the library. Someone buy that girl a life stat!
Oooh, now here's a note about Principal Winchester having now Dean Aly of the Knives and Dean Cougar to her office where it sounds like Dean Cougar has replaced the devil dog as Vee-Pee. Don't worry, you'll always be Dean Cougar to me - RAWR!
Dorms, Where There Should Be More Reports of Sexual Activity
Maybe I spoke too soon, seeing as how Katara and Zuko woke up together sans pants if you get my drift, and are all depressed and sad since he's leaving. Lemme guess? International business trip? No, no you're moving to Sri Lanka to teach English to orphans. Chicks love orphans.
River left to find sex someplace more interesting than Fandom. I suggest Turkmenistan. I know, it sounds scary, but trust me. It's H-O-T, hot!
Unlike Zuko and Katara, Kaylee and Ned woke up together fully clothed. Seriously, Ned, what are you playing at? I'd better have notes later about how you tapped that and she went back to her room barely capable of speech.
Oooh, seems Aly of the Knives dropped by to see Zuko off - we're assuming the squirrels didn't mean get since she's so against the student/teacher hook-ups...OH MY GOD! I AM NOT A TEACHER! *whooping*
Ahem. Let me pause here for another Public Service Announcement directed to any and all sumptuous ladies nearing 18 and over, please pick up your phones and dial 555-S-U-I-T, that's 555-SUIT.
Right, notes! This evening, Liir had cookies and kittens with Hinata in celebration of something that the squirrels didn't mention. I'm betting it had something to do with Hinata and a maid's uniform. Dirrrrty! But not as dirty as Zuko saying goodbye to Katara. Aww, no more goodbye sexxing? Poor girl. How old are you, anyway? *crunching sounds* OW! I thought you nasty rodents only got cranky over Tail-a?
Whatever, in the Common Room, Seregil played his harp. Huh, I haven't heard that euphemism before. Seems Helen hadn't either since she's new and they don't have that in her homeworld. Now that is a bummer. Ino was not fond of Seregil's music so he's going to keep practicing in hopes of improving himself. Helen didn't like that Ino was complaining and they settled their dispute via mudwrestling. Hey! It could happen. Marco would probably like it once he got over the shock of seeing Seregil's harp. It can't be that impressive, people.
Town, Where I Can Be Reached Day or Night
Over at the church, where it is not Sunday, Gabriel talked to his cat. Toby still didn't have a shirt while working at a clothing store, but I really can't say I'm surprised to hear that. Three cheers for Viki's first day at the hotel. Let's just hope she has better taste than to let Gunther tap that.
Bridge participated in some multitasking over at Stark Industries. Tony talked wedding plans with him...maybe I heard wrong about you, Stark.
Michael had a sushi special at Luke's Diner. Should I worry about an outbreak of some rare seal disease? Oh, no, seems Liir already questioned the freshness of the fish at hand. Naw, too easy. Ino was...something. These notes make no sense sometimes. You squirrels didn't eat the sushi, did you?
Jen worked on solving the mystery of the polar bear soda at Pizza Planet. I know the answer! It's *beeeeeeep* Did you get that? God, I'm a genius. So then Juli did paperwork - doesn't she have an assistant for that? - at the Perk, where she re-met Scherbatsky, who no longer is a total failure for reasons I don't feel like stating on-air.
At my favorite bar, Jaye kept warm with beer. You know, Jaye, I know another way you can stay warm. Stop by 18 Apocalypse Avenue if you ever need a blanket. Tony who may or may not be getting married, flirted with Jaye while Dean Cougar celebrated with some scotch.
Hey! Tony - find your own Coog! Or go flirt with Vala! She's hot in many, many ways that I can vouch for. Mmm.
You know, some days I'm just really glad mini!Me doesn't work at the Clinic on Saturdays. Otherwise I wouldn't get to tell you all about Lee Adama's most heinous injury and how Adah was able to save his life with kissing instead of stitches.
Part of that might have been made up.
Regardless, those are the notes and this is Barney Stinson, heading home to see if there's a drunken Cougar waiting on the front porch for me!
*sounds of an explosion*
*angered chittering*
I'm leaving! I needed a dramatic exit, geez!
*clinking*
Oh come on, everyone likes a little drama! Some PIZZAZ! *sound of a small explosion*
Where'd they go?
*angered chittering*
OW! Fine, be boring, no more fireballs in the radio station. It's like you've been talking to Lily or something.
School, Which Needs to Be More Empty on Saturday
Because it's Saturday and no one listens to me, Mac was in the library. Someone buy that girl a life stat!
Oooh, now here's a note about Principal Winchester having now Dean Aly of the Knives and Dean Cougar to her office where it sounds like Dean Cougar has replaced the devil dog as Vee-Pee. Don't worry, you'll always be Dean Cougar to me - RAWR!
Dorms, Where There Should Be More Reports of Sexual Activity
Maybe I spoke too soon, seeing as how Katara and Zuko woke up together sans pants if you get my drift, and are all depressed and sad since he's leaving. Lemme guess? International business trip? No, no you're moving to Sri Lanka to teach English to orphans. Chicks love orphans.
River left to find sex someplace more interesting than Fandom. I suggest Turkmenistan. I know, it sounds scary, but trust me. It's H-O-T, hot!
Unlike Zuko and Katara, Kaylee and Ned woke up together fully clothed. Seriously, Ned, what are you playing at? I'd better have notes later about how you tapped that and she went back to her room barely capable of speech.
Oooh, seems Aly of the Knives dropped by to see Zuko off - we're assuming the squirrels didn't mean get since she's so against the student/teacher hook-ups...OH MY GOD! I AM NOT A TEACHER! *whooping*
Ahem. Let me pause here for another Public Service Announcement directed to any and all sumptuous ladies nearing 18 and over, please pick up your phones and dial 555-S-U-I-T, that's 555-SUIT.
Right, notes! This evening, Liir had cookies and kittens with Hinata in celebration of something that the squirrels didn't mention. I'm betting it had something to do with Hinata and a maid's uniform. Dirrrrty! But not as dirty as Zuko saying goodbye to Katara. Aww, no more goodbye sexxing? Poor girl. How old are you, anyway? *crunching sounds* OW! I thought you nasty rodents only got cranky over Tail-a?
Whatever, in the Common Room, Seregil played his harp. Huh, I haven't heard that euphemism before. Seems Helen hadn't either since she's new and they don't have that in her homeworld. Now that is a bummer. Ino was not fond of Seregil's music so he's going to keep practicing in hopes of improving himself. Helen didn't like that Ino was complaining and they settled their dispute via mudwrestling. Hey! It could happen. Marco would probably like it once he got over the shock of seeing Seregil's harp. It can't be that impressive, people.
Town, Where I Can Be Reached Day or Night
Over at the church, where it is not Sunday, Gabriel talked to his cat. Toby still didn't have a shirt while working at a clothing store, but I really can't say I'm surprised to hear that. Three cheers for Viki's first day at the hotel. Let's just hope she has better taste than to let Gunther tap that.
Bridge participated in some multitasking over at Stark Industries. Tony talked wedding plans with him...maybe I heard wrong about you, Stark.
Michael had a sushi special at Luke's Diner. Should I worry about an outbreak of some rare seal disease? Oh, no, seems Liir already questioned the freshness of the fish at hand. Naw, too easy. Ino was...something. These notes make no sense sometimes. You squirrels didn't eat the sushi, did you?
Jen worked on solving the mystery of the polar bear soda at Pizza Planet. I know the answer! It's *beeeeeeep* Did you get that? God, I'm a genius. So then Juli did paperwork - doesn't she have an assistant for that? - at the Perk, where she re-met Scherbatsky, who no longer is a total failure for reasons I don't feel like stating on-air.
At my favorite bar, Jaye kept warm with beer. You know, Jaye, I know another way you can stay warm. Stop by 18 Apocalypse Avenue if you ever need a blanket. Tony who may or may not be getting married, flirted with Jaye while Dean Cougar celebrated with some scotch.
Hey! Tony - find your own Coog! Or go flirt with Vala! She's hot in many, many ways that I can vouch for. Mmm.
You know, some days I'm just really glad mini!Me doesn't work at the Clinic on Saturdays. Otherwise I wouldn't get to tell you all about Lee Adama's most heinous injury and how Adah was able to save his life with kissing instead of stitches.
Part of that might have been made up.
Regardless, those are the notes and this is Barney Stinson, heading home to see if there's a drunken Cougar waiting on the front porch for me!
*sounds of an explosion*
*angered chittering*
I'm leaving! I needed a dramatic exit, geez!