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Fandom Radio, Saturday March 25,2006
As the broadcast begins, the sweet sounds of Sister Sledge's We Are Family can be heard playing in the background.
RITA!JOHN: Hello Fandom! Welcome to the Skeeter Family Power Hour of Fun, Friendship, and Fantastic Togetherness! Skeeter family? Sound off!
WILBUR!JOHN: I'm Wilbur! I'm the dad! I like peaches and pinochle!
UMBERTO!JOHN: I'm Umberto! I think my name is the best name ever. It rhymes with sombrero!
RITA!JOHN: And I'm Rita! I'm the mom! I like wool socks and cutting out coupons and making collages out of them!
RITA!WILBUR!UMBERTO!JOHN: And together, we're the Skeeter family!
UMBERTO!JOHN: Are we on the radio, Mom?
RITA!JOHN: We sure are honey bunches of pie. You're famous to everyone now. You'll always be famous in my heart!
WILBUR!JOHN: Our hearts, boy. You are the star of our hearts. Rita, of course, owns my heart.
RITA!JOHN: Oh you. I love you more then the Rogaine that I use to grow my hair back. I'd go bald for you, my love.
WILBUR!JOHN: And I you, my meadow full of flowers.
UMBERTO!JOHN: Eww, gross.
A School, A School, A School Full of Good Cheer!
RITA!JOHN In the teacher's lounge, where all the teacher's come to discuss their good students and grade papers, the sign up sheet for detention is posted.
WILBUR!JOHN: Professor Dream runs detention for the naughty boys and girls today. A place where our Umberto will never be.
UMBERTO!JOHN: Mom said I was her little girl!
WILBUR!JOHN: Rita, enough with that!
Ain't No Frowning Allowed in The Dorms!
RITA!JOHN: Today, in the gym, Victor and Pip talked about controlling their powers.
WILBUR!JOHN: The power of love is the hardest power to control. My love for Rita is out of control.
UMBERTO!JOHN: I like dolls!
RITA!JOHN: That's excellent, pumpkin pie. We'll buy you more dolls after the broadcast. Walter created a gourmet breakfast for Anders, Pip, Pippi, Nadia, and Victor. They feasted heartily.
WILBUR!JOHN: As I feasted on you last night, m'dear?
RITA!JOHN: Probably not, Stud of the My Stable. The common rooms are public and there has to be some deceny in public.
UMBERTO!JOHN: Buy me dresses for the dolls too!
WILBUR!JOHN: According to my notes, Bitterwoman is the reason Walter and Victor are gay. Gay? They're happy? We're happy too! We are gay and happy and ready to try new things! Come join us!
RITA!JOHN: So happy and so in love! I love you all! Come bring me gifts and porridge when I have office hours!
UMBERTO!JOHN: Anders is impressed by Walter's cooking skills. He probably got dolls when he was a kid.
WILBUR!JOHN: You'll have your dolls, lad. Do not worry, yourself.
RITA!JOHN: Pippi helps Cally paint her Viper. Teamwork, I love to see that. Fellow students helping fellow students. After the painting, Anders takes Cally back to their room to wash up. I love you all but not as much as I love my absolutely ravishing husband.
WILBUR!JOHN: You'll make me blush, wench.
RITA!JOHN:...what?
UMBERTO!JOHN: I want pink shoes! And if I'd known about the party in the pool, I would've wanted a pink bathing suit too!
WILBUR!JOHN: Peter and John are helping the helpless in the dorms tonight too. Those two young men are stand up citizens and, as I've heard, my Rita's most favorite students.
RITA!JOHN: You are absolutely right, Wilbur. Peter and John? Come to my office hours soon. I'll bake cookies and we can play Chutes and Ladders!
UMBERTO!JOHN: I want high heels! They make my calves look thin!
WILBUR!RITA!JOHN:...what?
UMBERTO!JOHN: Oooh, gardening! I wanna garden like Mr. Thazor and Miss Lana! And look, Mr. Thazor even showed his garden off to Phoebe!
WILBUR!JOHN: I'm beginning to suspect something might be off with our son.
RITA!JOHN: Our son is an angel! Just like Cameron was after acting very much in a big brother fashion to Molly.
WILBUR!JOHN: Logan seems to be sick and Angel chases after him.
RITA!JOHN: Those two are such good friends. Such good friends. The bond between them is tighter then the hair implants I received two days ago.
WILBUR!JOHN: You had that done already? I can't even tell! It looks so natural, snookums.
RITA!JOHN: It should, lovey dovey, it is from your back hair.
UMBERTO!JOHN: Bel and Faithful talk to each other! Mom? Dad? Why didn't you name me Faithful?
WILBUR!JOHN: Your mother and I were torn between two names. Umber and Bert. Thus, since we are loving and sleep together often, we combined them and compromised and you are Umberto!
RITA!JOHN: Parker stops by Zero's room to inquire about Zero's date with Peter, that exceptional student.
WILBUR!JOHN: Should we adopt him, dear Rita?
RITA!JOHN: A brother for Umberto! A wonderful idea, Sprinkle on My Ice Cream. In Rory's room, there is much sadness. We do not allow sadness here, young lady. Parker stops by to talk to and reassure Rory, dearest Peter stops by and encourages Rory to leave her room and the boy who Rory slept with in a completely platonic way forces Rory to leave her room. Umberto? Sing your special song to cheer Rory up!
UMBERTO!JOHN: I think I'll go for a walk outside now,
The summer sun's calling my name, I hear it now.
I just can't stay inside all day,
I've got to get out, gimme some of those rays.
Everybody's smiling (sunshine day),
Everybody's laughing (sunshine day),
Everybody seems so happy today in the sunshine day.
Oooh. Can't you dig the sunshine?
Feel the sun and the rays.
Can't you hear it calling your name?
WILBUR!JOHN: *crying* Our son. So talented. I weep in his talent. Angel checks on Isabel after her nightmare. Dear Isabel, as a fifth job, I am also a certified customer service representative. Should you need an ear, I am here for you.
RITA!JOHN: Xander receives an email and is then recruited to go swimming. Victor also plays with his computer and Parker, who, I think, tonight wins the award for Best Friend in the Universe, helps Anakin out of his sad mood by watching cartoons.
WILBUR!JOHN: Umberto? Sing your song of friendship for Parker!
UMBERTO!JOHN: Do you know the way to San Jose?
I've been away so long. I may go wrong and lose my way.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
I'm going back to find some peace of mind in San Jose.
RITA!JOHN: That is not the happy friendship song.
UMBERTO!JOHN: I like that song better.
RITA!JOHN: We will talk about this later, Umberto. Hopefully I will have more luck with you then John Connor is having with his computer.
WILBUR!JOHN: On the roof, Nadia makes beautiful music.
RITA!JOHN: We make beautiful music, Dictator of my Damselness.
WILBUR!JOHN: We do, my love. When we make beautiful music, miracles like Umberto spring forth.
My Town, Your Town, Our Town, Happy Town!
RITA!JOHN: Peter attempts to gain help for his minor problem at the clinic. Mr. Thomas Gavin is less than helpful.
WILBUR!JOHN: With a name like Gavin, you shouldn't be expecting much.
RITA!JOHN: Well, considering my maiden name was Voloczechkina, I really shouldn't talk.
UMBERTO!JOHN: Can I join the Girl Scouts?
RITA!JOHN: Um, ask your father. And CJ stops by with coffee. How sweet. Everyone is so sweet around here. I will make you all mobiles out of foil and frozen peas!
WILBUR!JOHN: Cafe Fina is open and Mr. Thazor stops by and picks up seafood for Faithful.
RITA!JOHN: I love you, Wilby. You are the heart of my soul, the beat of my pulse, the lover of my loins. Marry me?
WILBUR!JOHN: We are already married, my sweet. Shall we renew our vows?
RITA!JOHN: Yes, yes yes. And, maybe, one day Chloe will be able to tell her children that she met her future husband, Weevil, at Caritas, which is open!
UMBERTO!JOHN: While my parents are being overly affectionate, Sanctity is also open. And I like boys. And Pippi and Al fix a boat down by the docks.
RITA!JOHN: What did you say, dear son?
UMBERTO!JOHN: I like toys.
RITA!JOHN: Oh, I do too. Your father buys them for me all the time. Special toys, oh yes. I wonder if one coud buy those toys at All and Sundries which is open and has a visitor in Walter. Wilbur, Czar of my Soul? Be a dear and go check for any new addition to the 'Loving Leather Line' down at All and Sundries.
WILBUR!JOHN: Of course, dear. And perhaps I'll run into Orlin who was going to actually pay for his purchases. But dear Edmund, dear sweet Edmund, dearest Edmund my sweet, says it's on the house.
RITA!JOHN: While the Baron of My Life is away, I will tell you that Empire Records was also open and had a visitor in our very own Best Friend in the Universe, Mary Sue Parker! Parker then stops by The Fourth Sin where, I'm told, there was emotional release. Oh dear Parker, I do hope you are all right. I'm always here, love. Always here for you.
WILBUR!JOHN: I've purchased us some goodies, Rita. They're just waiting for us in the broom closet!
RITA!JOHN: Oh, delightful. Umberto, be a good boy and go clean out my desk in my classroom.
UMBERTO!JOHN: Sure, fine. I like boys.
RITA!WILBUR!JOHN: Yes, we like toys too.
RITA!JOHN: Good night, Fandom. I hope you have as much fun and togetherness as Wilby and I are about to!
RITA!JOHN: Hello Fandom! Welcome to the Skeeter Family Power Hour of Fun, Friendship, and Fantastic Togetherness! Skeeter family? Sound off!
WILBUR!JOHN: I'm Wilbur! I'm the dad! I like peaches and pinochle!
UMBERTO!JOHN: I'm Umberto! I think my name is the best name ever. It rhymes with sombrero!
RITA!JOHN: And I'm Rita! I'm the mom! I like wool socks and cutting out coupons and making collages out of them!
RITA!WILBUR!UMBERTO!JOHN: And together, we're the Skeeter family!
UMBERTO!JOHN: Are we on the radio, Mom?
RITA!JOHN: We sure are honey bunches of pie. You're famous to everyone now. You'll always be famous in my heart!
WILBUR!JOHN: Our hearts, boy. You are the star of our hearts. Rita, of course, owns my heart.
RITA!JOHN: Oh you. I love you more then the Rogaine that I use to grow my hair back. I'd go bald for you, my love.
WILBUR!JOHN: And I you, my meadow full of flowers.
UMBERTO!JOHN: Eww, gross.
A School, A School, A School Full of Good Cheer!
RITA!JOHN In the teacher's lounge, where all the teacher's come to discuss their good students and grade papers, the sign up sheet for detention is posted.
WILBUR!JOHN: Professor Dream runs detention for the naughty boys and girls today. A place where our Umberto will never be.
UMBERTO!JOHN: Mom said I was her little girl!
WILBUR!JOHN: Rita, enough with that!
Ain't No Frowning Allowed in The Dorms!
RITA!JOHN: Today, in the gym, Victor and Pip talked about controlling their powers.
WILBUR!JOHN: The power of love is the hardest power to control. My love for Rita is out of control.
UMBERTO!JOHN: I like dolls!
RITA!JOHN: That's excellent, pumpkin pie. We'll buy you more dolls after the broadcast. Walter created a gourmet breakfast for Anders, Pip, Pippi, Nadia, and Victor. They feasted heartily.
WILBUR!JOHN: As I feasted on you last night, m'dear?
RITA!JOHN: Probably not, Stud of the My Stable. The common rooms are public and there has to be some deceny in public.
UMBERTO!JOHN: Buy me dresses for the dolls too!
WILBUR!JOHN: According to my notes, Bitterwoman is the reason Walter and Victor are gay. Gay? They're happy? We're happy too! We are gay and happy and ready to try new things! Come join us!
RITA!JOHN: So happy and so in love! I love you all! Come bring me gifts and porridge when I have office hours!
UMBERTO!JOHN: Anders is impressed by Walter's cooking skills. He probably got dolls when he was a kid.
WILBUR!JOHN: You'll have your dolls, lad. Do not worry, yourself.
RITA!JOHN: Pippi helps Cally paint her Viper. Teamwork, I love to see that. Fellow students helping fellow students. After the painting, Anders takes Cally back to their room to wash up. I love you all but not as much as I love my absolutely ravishing husband.
WILBUR!JOHN: You'll make me blush, wench.
RITA!JOHN:...what?
UMBERTO!JOHN: I want pink shoes! And if I'd known about the party in the pool, I would've wanted a pink bathing suit too!
WILBUR!JOHN: Peter and John are helping the helpless in the dorms tonight too. Those two young men are stand up citizens and, as I've heard, my Rita's most favorite students.
RITA!JOHN: You are absolutely right, Wilbur. Peter and John? Come to my office hours soon. I'll bake cookies and we can play Chutes and Ladders!
UMBERTO!JOHN: I want high heels! They make my calves look thin!
WILBUR!RITA!JOHN:...what?
UMBERTO!JOHN: Oooh, gardening! I wanna garden like Mr. Thazor and Miss Lana! And look, Mr. Thazor even showed his garden off to Phoebe!
WILBUR!JOHN: I'm beginning to suspect something might be off with our son.
RITA!JOHN: Our son is an angel! Just like Cameron was after acting very much in a big brother fashion to Molly.
WILBUR!JOHN: Logan seems to be sick and Angel chases after him.
RITA!JOHN: Those two are such good friends. Such good friends. The bond between them is tighter then the hair implants I received two days ago.
WILBUR!JOHN: You had that done already? I can't even tell! It looks so natural, snookums.
RITA!JOHN: It should, lovey dovey, it is from your back hair.
UMBERTO!JOHN: Bel and Faithful talk to each other! Mom? Dad? Why didn't you name me Faithful?
WILBUR!JOHN: Your mother and I were torn between two names. Umber and Bert. Thus, since we are loving and sleep together often, we combined them and compromised and you are Umberto!
RITA!JOHN: Parker stops by Zero's room to inquire about Zero's date with Peter, that exceptional student.
WILBUR!JOHN: Should we adopt him, dear Rita?
RITA!JOHN: A brother for Umberto! A wonderful idea, Sprinkle on My Ice Cream. In Rory's room, there is much sadness. We do not allow sadness here, young lady. Parker stops by to talk to and reassure Rory, dearest Peter stops by and encourages Rory to leave her room and the boy who Rory slept with in a completely platonic way forces Rory to leave her room. Umberto? Sing your special song to cheer Rory up!
UMBERTO!JOHN: I think I'll go for a walk outside now,
The summer sun's calling my name, I hear it now.
I just can't stay inside all day,
I've got to get out, gimme some of those rays.
Everybody's smiling (sunshine day),
Everybody's laughing (sunshine day),
Everybody seems so happy today in the sunshine day.
Oooh. Can't you dig the sunshine?
Feel the sun and the rays.
Can't you hear it calling your name?
WILBUR!JOHN: *crying* Our son. So talented. I weep in his talent. Angel checks on Isabel after her nightmare. Dear Isabel, as a fifth job, I am also a certified customer service representative. Should you need an ear, I am here for you.
RITA!JOHN: Xander receives an email and is then recruited to go swimming. Victor also plays with his computer and Parker, who, I think, tonight wins the award for Best Friend in the Universe, helps Anakin out of his sad mood by watching cartoons.
WILBUR!JOHN: Umberto? Sing your song of friendship for Parker!
UMBERTO!JOHN: Do you know the way to San Jose?
I've been away so long. I may go wrong and lose my way.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
I'm going back to find some peace of mind in San Jose.
RITA!JOHN: That is not the happy friendship song.
UMBERTO!JOHN: I like that song better.
RITA!JOHN: We will talk about this later, Umberto. Hopefully I will have more luck with you then John Connor is having with his computer.
WILBUR!JOHN: On the roof, Nadia makes beautiful music.
RITA!JOHN: We make beautiful music, Dictator of my Damselness.
WILBUR!JOHN: We do, my love. When we make beautiful music, miracles like Umberto spring forth.
My Town, Your Town, Our Town, Happy Town!
RITA!JOHN: Peter attempts to gain help for his minor problem at the clinic. Mr. Thomas Gavin is less than helpful.
WILBUR!JOHN: With a name like Gavin, you shouldn't be expecting much.
RITA!JOHN: Well, considering my maiden name was Voloczechkina, I really shouldn't talk.
UMBERTO!JOHN: Can I join the Girl Scouts?
RITA!JOHN: Um, ask your father. And CJ stops by with coffee. How sweet. Everyone is so sweet around here. I will make you all mobiles out of foil and frozen peas!
WILBUR!JOHN: Cafe Fina is open and Mr. Thazor stops by and picks up seafood for Faithful.
RITA!JOHN: I love you, Wilby. You are the heart of my soul, the beat of my pulse, the lover of my loins. Marry me?
WILBUR!JOHN: We are already married, my sweet. Shall we renew our vows?
RITA!JOHN: Yes, yes yes. And, maybe, one day Chloe will be able to tell her children that she met her future husband, Weevil, at Caritas, which is open!
UMBERTO!JOHN: While my parents are being overly affectionate, Sanctity is also open. And I like boys. And Pippi and Al fix a boat down by the docks.
RITA!JOHN: What did you say, dear son?
UMBERTO!JOHN: I like toys.
RITA!JOHN: Oh, I do too. Your father buys them for me all the time. Special toys, oh yes. I wonder if one coud buy those toys at All and Sundries which is open and has a visitor in Walter. Wilbur, Czar of my Soul? Be a dear and go check for any new addition to the 'Loving Leather Line' down at All and Sundries.
WILBUR!JOHN: Of course, dear. And perhaps I'll run into Orlin who was going to actually pay for his purchases. But dear Edmund, dear sweet Edmund, dearest Edmund my sweet, says it's on the house.
RITA!JOHN: While the Baron of My Life is away, I will tell you that Empire Records was also open and had a visitor in our very own Best Friend in the Universe, Mary Sue Parker! Parker then stops by The Fourth Sin where, I'm told, there was emotional release. Oh dear Parker, I do hope you are all right. I'm always here, love. Always here for you.
WILBUR!JOHN: I've purchased us some goodies, Rita. They're just waiting for us in the broom closet!
RITA!JOHN: Oh, delightful. Umberto, be a good boy and go clean out my desk in my classroom.
UMBERTO!JOHN: Sure, fine. I like boys.
RITA!WILBUR!JOHN: Yes, we like toys too.
RITA!JOHN: Good night, Fandom. I hope you have as much fun and togetherness as Wilby and I are about to!
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and the mun'sjaw dropped when he heard the broadcast.He had a feeling that John might soon become acquainted with the form of an aphid.
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...yes, that's what Rita thought. For serious.
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