http://baskiceball.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] baskiceball.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2008-06-23 01:27 am
Entry tags:

Fandom Radio, Sunday, June 22nd, 2008

Hey Fandom, this is not that loud girl who usually does radio. This is Marshall Eriksen, teacher and...uh...would-be marathon runner. I should have thought about what else I've accomplished before I came here. Would-be marathon runner doesn't sound impressive at all. Anyways, I'm reporting your news tonight because everybody else was in hell. Literally.

Have I mentioned I love this school? Because I really, really do. You just can't get this kind of action in New York.



Asking nothing, leave me be. Taking everything in my stride...

There was a Sphinx guarding the entry to the library today. Wow, I really hope that's not a usual occurrence. Maybe I should brush up on my riddles just in case. Sokka tried to out-riddle the Sphinx and almost gets eaten. Yikes. Lizard!Jack ticks the Sphinx off and Ned flees after his food bribery doesn't work. Food bribery works on me, Ned. Hint hint. Mac, G'Kar and Ned all spent the night in the library last night. I'm being told this isn't dirty. That's a shame. I've always wanted to do it in a library.

Don't need reason, don't need rhyme. Ain't nothing I would rather do...

Kevin was hanging out by the pool and I guess he wasn't afraid of the demons and ghosts around. Go you, dude. Cal is sitting in the fourth floor common room, staring. Alright. Boring. Isabel is curled up with some coffee in her room and Wyatt orbs into her room and gives her hugs. That's sweet. Johnny's in his room chillin' with a beer and he gets into a tiff with Savannah over her heroics. Dude, not cool. Jeff and Turtle hide in their room all weekend to avoid the danger. That's smart. Not very exciting, but smart. Adam heads out to the clinic in the morning while Lana curls up with a blanket after her clinic visit. Dick's not a rock anymore. *laughs* Oh my god! I can't believe I just said that! Alice snuggles her cat after she gets back and her roommate is glad she's okay. Anders was telling inanimate objects about his day when he gets a phone call. Rikku tells Reno that slamming his head on the wall probably isn't smart. That's true. Eve stopped her anxious cleaning when Gwynn comes back safe and sound. Temari snuggles with puppified Jamie when she gets back, aw. Wes and Marco celebrate not being dead by playing video games. Awesome! And Jaina and John do that "thank god you're okay" thing that's really popular tonight.

Going down, party time. My friends are gonna be there too...

At Caritas, Lacey and Tino are sprawled out on the couches. I don't know if they're together or not but if they are, go Tino! Jaye's on the phone, Eve and Savannah talk about getting Gwynn back and Johnny tries to order Savannah back to the dorms. DUDE. Bad move! Doogie's running things at the clinic all day and Adam comes in to visit Lucas in the morning while Deadpool comes in with Lois, who is not a wuss, Steve and Adah. Wow, that dude is hella strong. I wonder if he could give me piggy back rides. Oh right, hurt kids. That's sad. Dawn brings in a hurt Andrew and Lana insists on seeing Lucas. You'd think Sam would insist on that. Murdock stumbled back to his room after the whole ordeal of today. Understandable, dude. Xander and Bridge are tall tackle-glompy when Bridge comes back. There's a theme with hugging today. I love it. Things are a rockin' in the not-dirty sense at my boss' house. Sam and Dean are both glad that they're okay, despite feeling like crap. Zoe's going to start shooting if something bad happens at her wedding. I'll try to keep Barney in check but I make no guarantees. And no power in the universe is going to stop him from hitting on the female wedding guests. I'm not a miracle worker. Dawn does the "yay, hugging!" thing with both Sam and Dean. I can't deny the awesomeness of hugging. I give great hugs. I will hug anybody. Except hobos. They smell. Ben and Robin don't smell, and they returned home safe an sound. Yay!

Roy and Aly spent the morning fighting a gryphon, awesome, Logan beat up a boar, awesome, and Murdock gets zapped by a ghost, not awesome. There was an f'ing hydra in the water and Sokka almost lost his boomerang when he tried to fight it. Barney almost got himself and Robin's dogs hydra'ed but luckily he was saved by Gladys. Dude. Robin would have killed you if her dogs got hurt on your watch. There was a meeting of great importance at Town Hall today. I don't know what I was doing during this. Katara tells Zoe about where the missing kids might be while Roy and Zoe talk about forming a team to get Hades. Toby and Peter show up with some very important artifacts and our fearless leader asks for volunteers for a rescue mission and an ass kicking mission. Both seemed like they involved ass kicking so I guess it didn't matter which one you volunteered for. The rescue group, consisting of Deadpool, Murdock, Dawn, Jo, Gavin, Katara, John Winchester, Lois, Roy, Reno, Liz, Liir, Jen, Savannah and Robin, head underground and through a hole in the wall to go save people. Oh, so that's why Barney was walking Robin's dogs. She was busy kicking ass. Makes more sense now.

I'm on the highway to hell!

Dude, the squirrel who got all the news from hell totally rocks. I'm serious. You deserve a plaque or something. Anyways. The nightmares were still happening for those poor people down below but--spoiler alert--they get rescued. So don't worry. A group, consisting of Xander, Seregil, Cimorene, Wyatt, Peter and Alex meet up at the Temple of Hermes. Sounds like a casino in Vegas. Anyway, they go down a staircase, solve a puzzle and sing to a chick in order to get a lyre. Millie, Lee, Toby, Anders, Kaylee and Mohinder meet up at the Temple of Nemesis. They descend and Lee rides Toby to get him through the maze. That's totally not gay at all guys. They add elements to a pedestal and chose a weapon that would help them defeat the bad guy. Yaaaaay!

That rescue group I mentioned earlier? Yeah, they got greeted by Hades when they got to his headquarters. I wonder what that looked like. Probably like a lawyer's office. Yes, I realize I just insulted myself. The following people were crazy enough to take on a god one-on-one: Lois, Murdock, Gavin, Savannah, Dawn, Reno, Roy, Jo, Katara, Rikku, Steve and Deadpool. None of those people are wusses. None of them. Dawn rescues Andrew while Jaina, John Winchester, Jen, Liz, Liir and Robin fought with demons, and I'm not talking the inner ones, while trying to rescue the abductees. The victims were rescued and then everybody ran the hell out of there. Yes! I love a happy ending! Except that's not the really, really happy ending.

The really, really happy ending starts when Harriet, Zoe, Aly, Jaina, Wes, Peter and Meg head down the tunnel to where Hades was trying to finish up his eeeeeeeevil plan to take over the school. Which isn't cool. Because I work here. There is some snarking between the (now ex) vice-principal, principal and dean of students. Then, you remember that weapon earlier? Well, Aly uses it to weaken Hades. Then everybody wails on him! Peter throws fire at him, Jaina uses her blaster against him, Wes beats him with a bat, Aly throws knives at him and Zoe and Meg are twinsies with the rock salt. SO AWESOME! Dude, I wish I was there to witness that ass kicking. Hades was down but Meg added insult to injury by kicking him in the junk! Then Harriet kicks him past the barrier that hooks up Fandom to the Underworld. Chicks kicking ass, yeah! Then Meg plays some soothing AC/DC to close up the barrier and the day is saved! WOOOOOOO!

Sorry. All this broadcasting has got me excited. This is so much fun! Why haven't I done it before? Loud mouthed chick needs to get hurt more often! Wait...I totally don't mean that. The Barney in me was talking just then.



The day was saved, Fandom! Sleep tight and don't worry about anything that goes bump in the night. Until tomorrow, anyways. This is Marshall Eriksen, signing off. Night!