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Fandom Radio: Tuesday, June 17th
Reno: Yo, Fandom! It's time for another installment of Booze 'n News with Reno and Jenny, and I'm gonna open up by sayin' that if anyone pulls a weapon on someone I know again, I'm gonna [[DEAD AIR]].
Jenny: Have I missed something again? Or did you just forget to take your meds before you came down here?
Reno: .... I ain't on meds. Was just one of those weekends, yo.
Jenny: One of those weekends with weapons.
Reno: And foxes.
Jenny: Sounds like a fun time.
Reno: I got teeth-marks in my shoe. It was a party. We got notes?
Jenny: You should've called me. We got notes.
Reno: Maybe next time I end up fox-sittin', I'll do that.
School, Where It's Always a Party
Reno: Inside Out class today talked holidays, which I thought Vacationing class was for, but what do I know anyhow? Students listened and talked and then talked some more. Also, there was a teacher. Karaoke for Fun and blah blah blah was talkin' about country music. Which is okay if you're singin' about shootin' a man in me just to watch him die, I've learned. The notes say somethin' about a Coyote that ain't too good lookin', and there was an audience, and then students performed. Intergalactic Justice talked about good an' evil. There was a lecture, and Sokka talked about bein' distracting. If he told you students to just flash your diapers, I wouldn't be too surprised, yo. Students had to talk one another out of bein' evil, and then Sokka told Jim that Jim was on fire.
...
Cool.
Jenny: Hot, more like. How To Look Like You Belong class talked about cutting and running versus fighting your way out--it depends, how bored are you? The students were...there, as were Zuko and Aly. Which is good, because she's the teacher. Courtly Dancing hid weapons in their formalwear, and again the squirrels claim they listened, but I know we're dealing with teenagers here so I doubt it. Then they concealed more weapons, and danced, and Aly was present once again. In the library, Anemone did some research, and in office hours news, Murdock tinkered with some charts and Ghanima missed the active volcano, because she is in fact insane. Good to know!
Dorms, Where the Party-goers Live
Reno: Dojima got a phone call this mornin' tellin' her to go back home- she'll be leavin' on Friday. Bring me back a postcard or some of the local booze, Doji! In the gym, John was runnin' on the treadmill. I don't get the point of those things, myself. You wanna run, just do laps. On the steps. Worf gave a body bag what-for, and on those grounds, John decided they ought to be friends. Gavin told John not to fall down- always sound advice- and John was amazed at Gavin's ability to be up at the buttcrack of dawn, yo. Lois and John have themselves a moment talkin' about how pointless treadmills are, and about how hot Madagascar is, and about how both of the above are better than the lava. I dunno. Lava's kinda cool, too. Er. Hot.
Jenny: Not if it is all over you and you're not Apollo.
Reno: I figure once it melts off all your nerve endings, it'd kinda give the illusion of bein' cold? Or at least numb. Or dead.
Jenny: That last one is accurate. Cal was being moody. I suspect nicotine withdrawal, or possibly PMS. In the second floor common room this afternoon, Ned made pies. Why was I not informed? Toby asked Ned for help remembering which floor he lives on, because Toby is kind of cute, but dim, and Giselle gleed about her beautiful day, because Giselle is also kind of cute, but dim. Kaylee was drawn in by the smell of--apple praline pie? No, really, WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED? Anywho, later in that same common room, Ella was mending a blouse when Blair discovered she sews and asked if she does tailoring. Adah and a bunny came in for a cup of tea. Ella wanted to know if the bunny was Adah's, but more likely around here, it was a student. And in the gym, Savannah set up cheerleading practice. Ew.
Reno: Cheerleading? That's also hot. In a not-burning kinda way, though.
Town, Where People ... Buy Party Supplies
Reno: There was a lizard in the Photo Hut today. Apparently, he was ready to help. The notes don't say if he was made of felt or not, which I think is some kinda relief, yo. On the beach, Roy and Aly were eatin' ice cream. Rikku and I risked life and limb to give Max the fox back to Deadpool in a darin' feat of... knockin' on the door. Wasn't difficult, actually. But the fox is back home and I gotta buy a new pair of shoes, so I gotta say somethin' about it, okay? Stanley got ready for his hours in the clinic, too. Also on the beach today was Cable. And Ino, who had Cable's dog, and I wonder how her shoes are doin' after this weekend. G'Kar had a sale on volcano survival gear at T&C, which is helpful for that situation that Jenny and I were talkin' about before. The one that ends with bein' dead.
Jenny: I sadly doubt there is anything at T&C that would prevent that, unless they're selling full-body metahuman makeovers on the cheap. But hey, whatever makes them a quick buck. Lana was working at Book Haven, and Romeo had a shipment of purses at Pixie Du--oh [DEAD AIR] me. The pixie doesn't actually care if I showed up for my shift or not, right? Oh, I'll just bring her some liquor. Yurika stopped by to persuade him to help her catch a lemur. Hee lemur. Jeff watched the footie at the hotel, and Turtle brought him some sandwiches like a good girlfriend while her boyfriend's watching the sport. Work continued at the park, where Xander's crew included Meg, Johnny, and Amber in the morning. They had milk and cookies for lunch, because that's nutritious, and then Meg and Johnny continued to work in the afternoon instead of buggering off for a nap like sensible people. No one ogled anyone, and Xander was there to be talked to if anyone was interested, which apparently no one was. Alas.
Reno: At the Boards, there was another rehearsal thing. The actors picked out costumes and props for their characters before Geoffrey discussed costume choices with Amber. And then Cal. And then Michael. And then the whole group discussed how many shows they should put on. The way I see it, if they ain't still casting, they should do one show, get it over with, and that way they can keep their current actors so they don't spend all the rehearsals for the next show castin' new roles. Or somethin'. Oh, and Amber was thinkin' about how to finish her costume. My suggestion? Lava.
Jenny: There's no lava in Titus Andronicus. Loads of blood, though. Go with that. Temari was armed at Wellspring Arms, where they sell arms. Worf passed through on his way to the meditation room for his weekly orgy, and Jamie, who is of course a one-man orgy waiting to happen, stopped by to check on Temari.
*brief snippet of porn music plays*
Jenny: No, Pepito, not yet. Andrew waved to Temari on his way to the meditation room, Cable checked up on her, and Alice curtseyed to her. Okay, now.
*porn music begins playing again*
Jenny: In the meditation room Worf worked with Andrew and Alice, and Alice chatted with Andrew. And that's...it for this week's meditation session.
*porn music stops again*
Jenny: Charlotte put the finishing touches on a new exhibit at her gallery, while Alice worked at Groovy Tunes and Murdock came by with a cat toy. And at Caritas, that man who's a pastry watched mummies and zombies glare at each other. As one does. Of course.
Reno: Of course. At the clinic today, Wyatt was hard at work, watchin' the NBA finals, and Isabel stopped by to feed him ice cream. So. At the risk of soundin' like a stupid foreigner again, what's NBA?
Jenny: The National Basketball A-something. I suspect Association. Do you know what basketball is? It's the one with an orange ball.
Reno: Never heard of it. They got a basket, too? What's that for?
Jenny: The goal is to toss the ball in it. Too bad I think they just finished, or I could just tell you to go [[DEAD AIR]]-ing watch a game.
Reno: How will I ever get by in life not knowin' the joy of watchin' guys throw a ball into a basket?
Jenny: I've managed so far. Just dull your pain with the liquor.
Reno: *chugging sounds* Oh, there it is. All the meanin' just came rushin' back into my dull, colorless life, yo. We done?
Jenny: I believe we are. Good night, Fandom! Drink one down for us!
Jenny: Have I missed something again? Or did you just forget to take your meds before you came down here?
Reno: .... I ain't on meds. Was just one of those weekends, yo.
Jenny: One of those weekends with weapons.
Reno: And foxes.
Jenny: Sounds like a fun time.
Reno: I got teeth-marks in my shoe. It was a party. We got notes?
Jenny: You should've called me. We got notes.
Reno: Maybe next time I end up fox-sittin', I'll do that.
School, Where It's Always a Party
Reno: Inside Out class today talked holidays, which I thought Vacationing class was for, but what do I know anyhow? Students listened and talked and then talked some more. Also, there was a teacher. Karaoke for Fun and blah blah blah was talkin' about country music. Which is okay if you're singin' about shootin' a man in me just to watch him die, I've learned. The notes say somethin' about a Coyote that ain't too good lookin', and there was an audience, and then students performed. Intergalactic Justice talked about good an' evil. There was a lecture, and Sokka talked about bein' distracting. If he told you students to just flash your diapers, I wouldn't be too surprised, yo. Students had to talk one another out of bein' evil, and then Sokka told Jim that Jim was on fire.
...
Cool.
Jenny: Hot, more like. How To Look Like You Belong class talked about cutting and running versus fighting your way out--it depends, how bored are you? The students were...there, as were Zuko and Aly. Which is good, because she's the teacher. Courtly Dancing hid weapons in their formalwear, and again the squirrels claim they listened, but I know we're dealing with teenagers here so I doubt it. Then they concealed more weapons, and danced, and Aly was present once again. In the library, Anemone did some research, and in office hours news, Murdock tinkered with some charts and Ghanima missed the active volcano, because she is in fact insane. Good to know!
Dorms, Where the Party-goers Live
Reno: Dojima got a phone call this mornin' tellin' her to go back home- she'll be leavin' on Friday. Bring me back a postcard or some of the local booze, Doji! In the gym, John was runnin' on the treadmill. I don't get the point of those things, myself. You wanna run, just do laps. On the steps. Worf gave a body bag what-for, and on those grounds, John decided they ought to be friends. Gavin told John not to fall down- always sound advice- and John was amazed at Gavin's ability to be up at the buttcrack of dawn, yo. Lois and John have themselves a moment talkin' about how pointless treadmills are, and about how hot Madagascar is, and about how both of the above are better than the lava. I dunno. Lava's kinda cool, too. Er. Hot.
Jenny: Not if it is all over you and you're not Apollo.
Reno: I figure once it melts off all your nerve endings, it'd kinda give the illusion of bein' cold? Or at least numb. Or dead.
Jenny: That last one is accurate. Cal was being moody. I suspect nicotine withdrawal, or possibly PMS. In the second floor common room this afternoon, Ned made pies. Why was I not informed? Toby asked Ned for help remembering which floor he lives on, because Toby is kind of cute, but dim, and Giselle gleed about her beautiful day, because Giselle is also kind of cute, but dim. Kaylee was drawn in by the smell of--apple praline pie? No, really, WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED? Anywho, later in that same common room, Ella was mending a blouse when Blair discovered she sews and asked if she does tailoring. Adah and a bunny came in for a cup of tea. Ella wanted to know if the bunny was Adah's, but more likely around here, it was a student. And in the gym, Savannah set up cheerleading practice. Ew.
Reno: Cheerleading? That's also hot. In a not-burning kinda way, though.
Town, Where People ... Buy Party Supplies
Reno: There was a lizard in the Photo Hut today. Apparently, he was ready to help. The notes don't say if he was made of felt or not, which I think is some kinda relief, yo. On the beach, Roy and Aly were eatin' ice cream. Rikku and I risked life and limb to give Max the fox back to Deadpool in a darin' feat of... knockin' on the door. Wasn't difficult, actually. But the fox is back home and I gotta buy a new pair of shoes, so I gotta say somethin' about it, okay? Stanley got ready for his hours in the clinic, too. Also on the beach today was Cable. And Ino, who had Cable's dog, and I wonder how her shoes are doin' after this weekend. G'Kar had a sale on volcano survival gear at T&C, which is helpful for that situation that Jenny and I were talkin' about before. The one that ends with bein' dead.
Jenny: I sadly doubt there is anything at T&C that would prevent that, unless they're selling full-body metahuman makeovers on the cheap. But hey, whatever makes them a quick buck. Lana was working at Book Haven, and Romeo had a shipment of purses at Pixie Du--oh [DEAD AIR] me. The pixie doesn't actually care if I showed up for my shift or not, right? Oh, I'll just bring her some liquor. Yurika stopped by to persuade him to help her catch a lemur. Hee lemur. Jeff watched the footie at the hotel, and Turtle brought him some sandwiches like a good girlfriend while her boyfriend's watching the sport. Work continued at the park, where Xander's crew included Meg, Johnny, and Amber in the morning. They had milk and cookies for lunch, because that's nutritious, and then Meg and Johnny continued to work in the afternoon instead of buggering off for a nap like sensible people. No one ogled anyone, and Xander was there to be talked to if anyone was interested, which apparently no one was. Alas.
Reno: At the Boards, there was another rehearsal thing. The actors picked out costumes and props for their characters before Geoffrey discussed costume choices with Amber. And then Cal. And then Michael. And then the whole group discussed how many shows they should put on. The way I see it, if they ain't still casting, they should do one show, get it over with, and that way they can keep their current actors so they don't spend all the rehearsals for the next show castin' new roles. Or somethin'. Oh, and Amber was thinkin' about how to finish her costume. My suggestion? Lava.
Jenny: There's no lava in Titus Andronicus. Loads of blood, though. Go with that. Temari was armed at Wellspring Arms, where they sell arms. Worf passed through on his way to the meditation room for his weekly orgy, and Jamie, who is of course a one-man orgy waiting to happen, stopped by to check on Temari.
*brief snippet of porn music plays*
Jenny: No, Pepito, not yet. Andrew waved to Temari on his way to the meditation room, Cable checked up on her, and Alice curtseyed to her. Okay, now.
*porn music begins playing again*
Jenny: In the meditation room Worf worked with Andrew and Alice, and Alice chatted with Andrew. And that's...it for this week's meditation session.
*porn music stops again*
Jenny: Charlotte put the finishing touches on a new exhibit at her gallery, while Alice worked at Groovy Tunes and Murdock came by with a cat toy. And at Caritas, that man who's a pastry watched mummies and zombies glare at each other. As one does. Of course.
Reno: Of course. At the clinic today, Wyatt was hard at work, watchin' the NBA finals, and Isabel stopped by to feed him ice cream. So. At the risk of soundin' like a stupid foreigner again, what's NBA?
Jenny: The National Basketball A-something. I suspect Association. Do you know what basketball is? It's the one with an orange ball.
Reno: Never heard of it. They got a basket, too? What's that for?
Jenny: The goal is to toss the ball in it. Too bad I think they just finished, or I could just tell you to go [[DEAD AIR]]-ing watch a game.
Reno: How will I ever get by in life not knowin' the joy of watchin' guys throw a ball into a basket?
Jenny: I've managed so far. Just dull your pain with the liquor.
Reno: *chugging sounds* Oh, there it is. All the meanin' just came rushin' back into my dull, colorless life, yo. We done?
Jenny: I believe we are. Good night, Fandom! Drink one down for us!