Fandom Radio, March 22

[fates_jaye]

Hi, this is Jaye. Who has no schtick for today. Really. It's not like I had a weird couple days or anything. Ignore this bottle of rum in my hand.


Edumacation

Field trip. Body farm. Eeeeeew. Are you with me, science and soc students? Shop builds baby toys for Lorelai. Aw. Though really, it'd be easier to buy Baby's First Espresso Machine. Speech talks culture, which should keep people going for days here. We've got lots of culture. Just ask Anthropology, which talks about it, too.

Advanced Journalism blah blah John was a sloth. One drink. *pause for drink* Gyuah. Not-Advanced Journalism shares their homework, and Journalistic Integrity work on ethical scenarios. And look, Barbossa's back! That's three drinks! *longer pause* Euuurgh. Welcome back!

US Government learns about bills becoming laws, and Professor Lyman finds out what the hell US History did while he was gone. Welcome back, Professor Lyman! *long pause* Gih, omg.

My throat burns. Magical Theory learns about the history of magic, which had to be a long-ass class, Dinosaur class works on their essays, and Beginning math figures out when they're actually going to have to use math in real life while Not Beginner math reads. Huh. And Gardening talks cannibalism. My brain, she is done broked.

Driver's Ed practices parallel parking. Oh, good luck. I still can't do it without having to leave a note. Not that I leave notes. Let's be honest here. Self Defense Class Not Club works with weapons they hate, and Celtic Studies goes over the Oss.... Celtic Studies does stuff.

Hm. No classes canceled. Or watching a movie. Dammit.

In the announcements Muppet rats apparently were performing today. Ooh, encore? The Muppet chickens proved helpful.

Angel, Elizabeth and Parker visit Professor Dream's office hours, Dean Tube is visited by Professor Sidle, and yay Professor Lyman. I drank already for him, though.

The cafeteria's quiet except for Walter and Pippi, the school clinic is empty for an entire shift, and that's another drink! *pause* Argh.

Self Defense Club Not Class meets. Yay defense and stuff. Wow. What the hell proof is this stuff?

The library is kinda quiet too, for being the library. Peter sees Janet about a little problem, and then he and Zero are cute. One drink. *pause* Ga- Awwww. Parker makes Peter happy but not in a dirty way thank god, and Janet and Parker check in on Zero. And Zero and Mr. Wagner discuss what to call him. Hi, Mr. Wagner! And Aeryn stops by to give Rory her ACJ essay that was due like, weeks ago. Not that I did it, either. But I admit to being a slacker.


Living Conditions

The gym was hopping this morning, with Not-Crunch asking Crunch for a beating and Crunch being fine with that. Um. Boys are weird. Aeryn and Isabel are totally no help. Crunch asks Anakin about his time away, and YAY ANAKIN. Three drinks! *long pause* Geaurgh! Isabel and YAY ANAKIN, which may be his name tonight, also catch up, and then Rory is all, and I quote, "mother hen". Which is actually the worst thing I can say about Rory today. It may be a personal best for her. Sh. She knows she rules. Which might mean I'm kinda drunk now.

Crunch sends E-mails. Hey, I didn't get one.

Broots gives Veronica some information, which I don't think is a euphamism because while it has been a while since someone called V a ho on the radio, I'm not gonna be the one to do it, nope. Peter decides to get his ass to class, Crunch reflects, and Bel and Phoebe do their breakfast thing. But not with anything that will make me have to drink.

Also, Angel tells Bel he was right about something or other, Aeryn camps out in the computer lab, and Anders tries to cheer up Bridgey! Wait, why does Bridgey need cheering up? And Sam stops by to work on stuff, but WHO DID WHAT TO BRIDGEY.

Xander's emo, too. Wtf, FH, wtf? What are you doing to my boys? Xander and Bridge need hugs. I declare it so.

Some of the freshmen go camping! Which really isn't a euphamemism, either. I think. Pippi was ready. Which makes things sound dirty in my head. Okay, shutting up now. They're wee freshmen and I don't want to go all Rory Gilmore Mother Hen. Nooooooo dirty!

Also, Parker's hanging but not literally, and that foreign kid that smells kinda funny MacBeth writeinates a letter. Al and Sakura do the eating of food thing, which I probably should have done before getting on the air today, and Angel and Logan break up. Awwwww. *pause* Wait. Okay, it's a bit blurry but I know that's what my notes say. *shakes paper at microphone*

In the fifth floor common room, Crunch and Molly decide Not-Crunch has to do something stupid daily, which is a cause I can totally get behind, Callisto tells Molly about some of what went on backstage at the play, and dammit, Janet, just let Callisto get laid already? And that gets me a drink and some cash going to Jack's Roses tomorrow. *pause* Iecch!

*pause for note-reading* Huh. Okay, sorry. Janet. No funeral for you. The scrapbooking means I can break out the champagne. Which I don't have. Tomorrow. And by the way, YAY. The scrapbooking. Not the champagne. Which I don't have. *pause* Urgch! Oh my god, I must sound like an alcoholic on the radio. Though it's probably a good thing they didn't go to 238. Just sayin'.

And Rory fell asleep in the common room, which is always a mistake, and there was a wallaby and now she has hair again. She had hair before. But now it's like woah. Or... Look, I don't have much to work with here. I swear it happened.


Out and About

Lana tells all to Jarod at Aeroplaney, and awww. You should call me, Lana. We'll hang. And also, yay on lateness!

At the theater, bossinator Crow makes a mess and I'M NOT CLEANING THAT UP. Because I won't be here this weekend. Also, cuz you can't make me.

Orlin's all hanging in the park. And Miho? She be not caring. And Orlin keeps trying. And Miho? Still not carinating. I always liked the scary mute ninja. I should totally buy her a drink sometime. I'd say we should talk, but... yeah. And Tonks and Ivanova have a little reunionion time at Wonka's. Yay. And Xander is doing the hanging out thing at the Perk. Hi, Xander! Someone should hug you, yes. I'll hug you if you want.

Tommy takes care of Tex at the clinic, not dirty, because she scares me, and Ormulus and Camulin, or... yeah, them. They date.

At Caritas, Parker and Jarod make me awww. One drink. *pause* Yick. And then Parker and Krycek and Rory tell Jarod about stuff that was soooo last semester, oops. And Marty and Angela totally cuddle. More awwwww.


Yay, me. I'm going to go pass outinate now. Bye.

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Anders stops reviewing spring training baseball scores on Yahoo long enough to stare in horror at the radio.

"Do any of you people even speak English any more?" he demands of the radio. Even though coming from him, that statement's really kind of silly, isn't it?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Parker pretty much doesn't stop laughing from the beginning of the broadcast through to the end, even with the "awww" -factor.

"You don't need a schtick, Jaye. You and comedy are soul sisters."

[link to Parker & Jarod is going elsewhere, btw, but this just about kills me. *snickering madly*]

[soldtoarmenians]

It's really hard to facepalm and walk back to school from the Perk in the middle of the night at the same time, especially when you're already more than a little distractedated; you tend trip over curbs, sewer gratings, and stray ducks. And then you have bruises and you think yeah, so taking her up on that offer, as you rub your knee and wonder about the bits that don't sound to the naked ear like they have anything to do with you, but kinda might maybe.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Okay, now he's slightly worried.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

"Angel and Logan broke up?" Veronica asks her radio. Okay, so Jaye is obviously drunk, but still. She's starting to wonder if Angel was lying to her on Tuesday in ACJ.