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Fandom Radio: Thursday, May 22, 2008
"Alright already! I'm here. What do you want from me? Acorns? Do squirrels eat acorns or is that a stereotype? Eh, I don't care. Hey, how ya doing? Hades, Lord of the Dead. Long time no see. Or hear as the case may be. Whatever. Let's get this over with. I have plans, okay?
Class: Some of Us Have It, All of You Don't
Okay, so they're not classes, but I'm going with what I know. Let's see. Logan ran How to Be the Best at What You Do, a workshop after my own heart, except for the part where they're playing rock paper scissors and doing logic puzzles. Come on! Get on to the setting things on fire. More my style, in case you haven't noticed. Z and Madrox started up a rousing rendition of Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better over multiplying. That part's easy. It's long division that gets you. I kill me. Ino and Temari agreed to meet in the Preserve. Logan, who I'm guessing is the teacher, like I care, was there (you'd wanna hope so) and so was the TA, Z. TAZ? As in the Looney Tunes devil from Australia? Yeesh. Someone call animal control and break out the anti-venom. Everyone knows everything in Australia is poisonous!
Flight and Flying was Skywalker-less. That's a new one. Oh, got it, Murdock of the teacher variety, not the student variety who's obsessed with mammaries, talked to Malibu Stacy, disappointed the students and then made them fly cruddy planes. He got himself a TA in Karate Chop Reno too.
History of Doing Like They Do It on Discovery Channel had kids listening (stop the presses!) and then a whole bunch of softcore dirty fiction being written as a project. Classy. Dawn of the Dead or alive, I won't judge either way, talked to Ron about his girl issues. Gladys the girly girl brought Barney some cozies. I'm not sure what cozies. The notes are smudged. Ponytail brought him scotch. Everyone's giving Barney presents. What is it? National Stinson Day?
Functional Fashion happened, but no one cared because they were too busy being horrified by Chad's clothes. They talked about Chad's clothes being horrible and Lulu was there to boot. Joy of joys. I can rest easy tonight knowing that.
Chemistry for Anarchists made Molotov cocktails. Nothing like a little fire to get a party started. The kids were excited and blew things up under the careful supervision of Tyler Durden and his TA Evey, who suggested a better bomb. Wait. Tyler Durden? Didn't we execute him or evict him or expel him? Something like that.
Office hours, even in summer? Whatever. Roll call on those. We've got hours for Lulu and the kid with the really green eyes stopped by, Petrelli Senior was there too, Mike read wikipedia, and Steve had a visitor in that Logan guy who was annoyed Steve wasn't dead.
In the office, jazz hamsters and hiding from. Look it up.
School Life: Kumbaya, Kumbaya, Kumbay-ouy.
Let's start off with the campfires. Why? Fire. You picking up on the trend here?
Over in Lupus, Ponytail watched Momo Jr and some Jazz Hams (that's hamsters with jazz hands, roll with it) put on a show. Mac Attack and her rodent joined the party. The rodent joined the conga line. Malibu Stacy was easily distracted by the dancing rodents. Can you guess what happened next? Yeah. She joined in. Go figure.
Draco was the place to be for free food and Harry. Hear that? Free food! Ask for Harry.
Dick, who's not blonde anymore, worked out in the camp gym with the hamsters.
Hey! What's this? Good news! Skywalker Junior is outta here! Adios, auf wiedersen, ciao, see ya later alligator. Lana said goodbye. I think it's possible that Lana is never leaving. Ever. Maybe she'll be one of those seniors that never, ever graduates. Maybe she's a vampire that doesn't age. Around here, who knows? Little Bo Peep who the squirrels insist I clarify is 'John' (what kind of name is John?) boggled over singing with the kid with doofy hair. Ponytail sent Artoo off with some cash, Jaina kept it in the family and I don't want to know. I just don't. Anders who also is seemingly never going to leave tried to recruit the leaving kid into some breaking and entering. Adam sent him off with poetry. Touching, really. Meg and the Luke kid are 'anti-destiny but pro-marshmallow' according to the squirrels. I try not to think too hard about the logic of these conversations. Malibu Stacy threatened him, Winchester the Tall bought a CD and had a heartfelt moment about Little Jo Harvelle. Why? She getting into mischief again? Maybe someone should call her mom to come back to Fandom. Z and Luke whine about not being roomies anymore, Gavin says he can't quit Luke and it creeped Luke out so much he was all vague at Evey. Inara and Dawn of the Dead or Alive couldn't help but stop by either.
Apparently rain, hail or shine doesn't apply to Skywalkers. The kid who won't just leave already had a picnic with Little Jo Harvelle. Without a chaperone? I'm shocked. Shocked, I say!
Elsewhere, in Draco, Blair-not-the-hippy bossed Ella around so she'd fix the cabin up. Ella tried to get an apology but ended up on cleaning detail instead. Go Blair. In Scorpius, the broom kid packed up his things, in the Preserve Temari hid out like a hiding thing that hides (in other news, redundancy is pointless) and Ino called a cease fire and in Andromeda, Lion-o watched the Jazz Hams and Jaina carried on the tradition of there being at least one kid who can't stop being emo.
When You're Feeling Low and You Are On Your Own, You Can Always Go - Ach! - Downtown
Let's do the business roll call! Cable opened Wellspring Arms and Worf reported Ino for sleeping on the job, Millie opened Book Haven and got food from the broom kid. Lucas who'd look great in a mohawk opened Wonders of the World and got a very special visit from Lana. Cal opened Luke's Diner, Eve opened York Gallery (that's a new one), Isabel opened Pixie Dust, Hoshi opened the Hotel and got a visit from Murdock the teacher who can't understand basic pictures. Adah was at the Perk on her own, loner, and Madrox the Merciless opened Turtle & Canary. He mercilessly got Sean to sing for a squishy.
Cassandra opened Cafe Fina and got a customer in Stan, while Ami got no one at the Magic Box and the same for Geoffrey not of the mammaries at the Banana Stand. The other other Jeff, God of Biscuits got a Jaye and a Ned, who Jaye thought was someone else.
Caritas had a Scherbatsky night, which drew in the Mountie.
Aaaaaaaaand that's it. Hallelujah, I'm outta here. Enjoy your summer, Fandom. It'll be over before you know it. What? You were expecting something witty? Get off my back. I'm saving my material for an appreciative audience."
*click*
Class: Some of Us Have It, All of You Don't
Okay, so they're not classes, but I'm going with what I know. Let's see. Logan ran How to Be the Best at What You Do, a workshop after my own heart, except for the part where they're playing rock paper scissors and doing logic puzzles. Come on! Get on to the setting things on fire. More my style, in case you haven't noticed. Z and Madrox started up a rousing rendition of Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Better over multiplying. That part's easy. It's long division that gets you. I kill me. Ino and Temari agreed to meet in the Preserve. Logan, who I'm guessing is the teacher, like I care, was there (you'd wanna hope so) and so was the TA, Z. TAZ? As in the Looney Tunes devil from Australia? Yeesh. Someone call animal control and break out the anti-venom. Everyone knows everything in Australia is poisonous!
Flight and Flying was Skywalker-less. That's a new one. Oh, got it, Murdock of the teacher variety, not the student variety who's obsessed with mammaries, talked to Malibu Stacy, disappointed the students and then made them fly cruddy planes. He got himself a TA in Karate Chop Reno too.
History of Doing Like They Do It on Discovery Channel had kids listening (stop the presses!) and then a whole bunch of softcore dirty fiction being written as a project. Classy. Dawn of the Dead or alive, I won't judge either way, talked to Ron about his girl issues. Gladys the girly girl brought Barney some cozies. I'm not sure what cozies. The notes are smudged. Ponytail brought him scotch. Everyone's giving Barney presents. What is it? National Stinson Day?
Functional Fashion happened, but no one cared because they were too busy being horrified by Chad's clothes. They talked about Chad's clothes being horrible and Lulu was there to boot. Joy of joys. I can rest easy tonight knowing that.
Chemistry for Anarchists made Molotov cocktails. Nothing like a little fire to get a party started. The kids were excited and blew things up under the careful supervision of Tyler Durden and his TA Evey, who suggested a better bomb. Wait. Tyler Durden? Didn't we execute him or evict him or expel him? Something like that.
Office hours, even in summer? Whatever. Roll call on those. We've got hours for Lulu and the kid with the really green eyes stopped by, Petrelli Senior was there too, Mike read wikipedia, and Steve had a visitor in that Logan guy who was annoyed Steve wasn't dead.
In the office, jazz hamsters and hiding from. Look it up.
School Life: Kumbaya, Kumbaya, Kumbay-ouy.
Let's start off with the campfires. Why? Fire. You picking up on the trend here?
Over in Lupus, Ponytail watched Momo Jr and some Jazz Hams (that's hamsters with jazz hands, roll with it) put on a show. Mac Attack and her rodent joined the party. The rodent joined the conga line. Malibu Stacy was easily distracted by the dancing rodents. Can you guess what happened next? Yeah. She joined in. Go figure.
Draco was the place to be for free food and Harry. Hear that? Free food! Ask for Harry.
Dick, who's not blonde anymore, worked out in the camp gym with the hamsters.
Hey! What's this? Good news! Skywalker Junior is outta here! Adios, auf wiedersen, ciao, see ya later alligator. Lana said goodbye. I think it's possible that Lana is never leaving. Ever. Maybe she'll be one of those seniors that never, ever graduates. Maybe she's a vampire that doesn't age. Around here, who knows? Little Bo Peep who the squirrels insist I clarify is 'John' (what kind of name is John?) boggled over singing with the kid with doofy hair. Ponytail sent Artoo off with some cash, Jaina kept it in the family and I don't want to know. I just don't. Anders who also is seemingly never going to leave tried to recruit the leaving kid into some breaking and entering. Adam sent him off with poetry. Touching, really. Meg and the Luke kid are 'anti-destiny but pro-marshmallow' according to the squirrels. I try not to think too hard about the logic of these conversations. Malibu Stacy threatened him, Winchester the Tall bought a CD and had a heartfelt moment about Little Jo Harvelle. Why? She getting into mischief again? Maybe someone should call her mom to come back to Fandom. Z and Luke whine about not being roomies anymore, Gavin says he can't quit Luke and it creeped Luke out so much he was all vague at Evey. Inara and Dawn of the Dead or Alive couldn't help but stop by either.
Apparently rain, hail or shine doesn't apply to Skywalkers. The kid who won't just leave already had a picnic with Little Jo Harvelle. Without a chaperone? I'm shocked. Shocked, I say!
Elsewhere, in Draco, Blair-not-the-hippy bossed Ella around so she'd fix the cabin up. Ella tried to get an apology but ended up on cleaning detail instead. Go Blair. In Scorpius, the broom kid packed up his things, in the Preserve Temari hid out like a hiding thing that hides (in other news, redundancy is pointless) and Ino called a cease fire and in Andromeda, Lion-o watched the Jazz Hams and Jaina carried on the tradition of there being at least one kid who can't stop being emo.
When You're Feeling Low and You Are On Your Own, You Can Always Go - Ach! - Downtown
Let's do the business roll call! Cable opened Wellspring Arms and Worf reported Ino for sleeping on the job, Millie opened Book Haven and got food from the broom kid. Lucas who'd look great in a mohawk opened Wonders of the World and got a very special visit from Lana. Cal opened Luke's Diner, Eve opened York Gallery (that's a new one), Isabel opened Pixie Dust, Hoshi opened the Hotel and got a visit from Murdock the teacher who can't understand basic pictures. Adah was at the Perk on her own, loner, and Madrox the Merciless opened Turtle & Canary. He mercilessly got Sean to sing for a squishy.
Cassandra opened Cafe Fina and got a customer in Stan, while Ami got no one at the Magic Box and the same for Geoffrey not of the mammaries at the Banana Stand. The other other Jeff, God of Biscuits got a Jaye and a Ned, who Jaye thought was someone else.
Caritas had a Scherbatsky night, which drew in the Mountie.
Aaaaaaaaand that's it. Hallelujah, I'm outta here. Enjoy your summer, Fandom. It'll be over before you know it. What? You were expecting something witty? Get off my back. I'm saving my material for an appreciative audience."
*click*