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Fandom Radio, May 21
You know what? It's kind of good to be back. I can say that, since the squirrels were nice enough to share some of their rum with me pre-broadcast. There are some new squirrels here, too, I think. Maybe. Look, I can't remember all the little people.
Oh, and by the way, this is Jaye, for those of you who haven't heard my voice before. Guess who's running the raaaadiooooo...
Edumacation
This isn't nearly as annoying when I don't have to go to classes. Suckers. Networking talked about being connectors, and maybe it's just because I've been gone for a while, but everything sounds dirty to me now. Anyway, they had to play middleman and introduce each other to other people and I'd so fail this class. After class, Romeo thanked Nathan for his help, and Lana was there in all her TA glory. Mad Kings and Queens- seriously?- had a whole discussion on whether Nero was crazy, and if so, why, and was he an arsonist? Maybe he just had a dream to be as interesting as possible in order to be discussed in a high school summer workshop. Anyway, Alice and Savannah got TA positions, but sorry Reno, next time!
First Aid practiced CPR on dummies. Of course they did. I'm sure no one at all went "Woo! Second base!" Actually, if no one did, I'm sort of disappointed in my generation. And this particular squirrel wants to clarify that it was plastic dummies, not stupid people. I like that squirrel. And Adah was all amused, presumably at watching her fellow students feel up glorified blow up dolls. Galactic Vacationing did intro- ooh. I've been to the future. I'd like to go back. And on that note, everyone talked about where they want to go, and then there was duck-wrestling. I.... what? Liir rescued Ella from them, Worf and Cal tried to keep the ducks away, and Toby and Kevin just started making out.
See, this is why I'm glad to be back, people. This doesn't happen anywhere else!
Living Conditions
Okay, I have to admit I keep wanting to walk on over to the dorms because I'm used to it, but I think that makes me one of Those People. You know those creepy adults who skulk around and hang out with the freshmen all trying to be friends... I'm not trying to be going there.
Cal worked out in the gym, with Jack Not Harkness showing up in short shorts. *pause* We can get the real Jack wearing those, it's okay. And I can say that without Sam or Cedric killing me dead now.
Over at Centaurus, a pack of wild Jamies left pink everything for Temari, who was less than pleased. Hoshi wondered what was going on, but Cal's mocking got him glittered. Oh, yes. Let's break the newbies in early to the boykissy. And over at Caelum- who the hell named these things? The cabins sound like baby names for the damned. Anyway, Chris had food at the campfire, and Ino asked him about stuff she's missed and hey, why are we in France? Seriously, what happened? I didn't even get to hang out in Greece and demand toga parties. Mac thought Chris would have made a great pony, though I think English Peter is the best to decide that, and she told Ino how she missed ponies. Do I want to know? Who am I kidding, yes I want to know. Someone tell me. Summer and Ino couldn't remember if they'd met yet, and food makes Chris Summer's hero. I don't know if I know Summer. Maybe she grew up in Ethiopia or something. And on the same sort of note, Liir told Ino she should have just come to Cafe Fina if she was hungry. Yes, socializing is bad. Stay away from all the sugar-laden food at the campfires.
Yes, that's sarcasm. I realize some of you are new and don't know that yet.
Hinata broke out the s'mores at yet another campfire that's not Seahorse, and made Turtle all proud by being a TA for Courtly Dancing. Hoshi used Luke as a gremlin warning- with good reason, that was weird- and told Turtle about the pink glitter explosion at her cabin. Jamie did it. Wes and Hinata met, as did Wes and Hoshi, and Temari was snappy at Hinata. I bet the pink glitter had something to do with it. Sora told Turtle about his upcoming birthday, and talked with Hoshi about classes and cows. And maybe he's from Wisconsin. You don't know. Sora recognized Temari, who also met Wes, and Hinata was all flustered when she met Sora. Should I make a flag?
And at Still Not Seahorse, Ned and his dog had a campfire, and Kaylee clocked him.
*chittering*
Okay, she gave him back a clock. It's my first night back, don't ruin my fun. And Isabel hung outside her cabin, where she and Meg discussed sloth and tourism, and Lana worried for Isabel's brain. Knowing Fandom, that could be for so many reasons.
And because the cabins are never not fun, Ella decorated Blair's shoes with chocolate syrup, and Blair got in a good rant to Francine about it. Cal assured Dean that while there was glitter, there was no boykissy. Awww. Savannah interrupted Johnny's call home with her new bikini. I'm guessing we just walk around in those now, or something. I'm sure we can blame the media for this.
Jaina spent a while in the flight shed, Jamie got both yelled at and made out with by Temari, Gladys stood in the preserve, and does that seem vaguely creepy to anyone else? Michael told Ino off for sneaking out, but I kind of think if you're this age and not sneaking out, you're doing something wrong.
Out and About
It's going to be so weird the day I get to report myself doing something in this section in my apartment. And hey, why do I have no notes for myself anyway? Well, here's what I did today. I woke up late, did nothing, ran to the Perk and then spent two hours on the phone with Mahandra while we watched a Clean House marathon.
*chittering*
Yeah, I know, nothing interesting. You've given me notes where people woke up. Suck it. Anyway, Robin who should just give Hot Mountie up to me showed Barney a video. Uh huh. Cable and Deadpool watched an action flick, and see, this goes in with what I did all day.
Millie hung out at the Perk and talked to Juli and Murdock, who she has to make brownies for. And Liir asked if she liked the food he left at her door. Maybe he works as hotel room service. What do I know? Lana got an apology from Ino for sleeping through their lesson, but it's summer. That sort of thing happens. Also, it happens more when you sneak out a lot, especially late. Amber hung out at the park at night, and my first question is whether or not she's a vampire. Is that wrong of me?
Mary opened the Arms, George Michael opened the banana stand, and Liir was just not into it at Cafe Fina today. Charlotte opened the York Gallery, and got an apology from Murdock. What's with all the apologizing today? What's the matter with you people? Tony bought art and this squirrel thinks he is very sexy. Watch out, Tony, I think you've got a fuzzy little admirer. ...See, everything sounds dirty. And Kevin got a job by telling Charlotte boobs look funny all hanging out. Or maybe the dirty's not my fault.
Over at Caritas where I can't believe I haven't gone back to yet, Tyler stopped in for a beer and met Faith. Johnny opened Luke's, Andrew opened the Magic Box, and Worf bought slug candles. I almost feel bad for his cabinmates. Almost. At the trooper station, Dale got flowers and teased by Renee and Faith, and at Wellspring Arms, Ino fell asleep despite Lana, Worf and Cable showing up. No one drew on her. I'm so disappointed in all of you. Amber was cranky at Turtle and Canary, so G'Kar gave her chocolate. I hope he didn't think she had PMS when she didn't. That never goes over well.
Aaaaand that's it! It's been fun, and Alec, call me. Night!
Oh, and by the way, this is Jaye, for those of you who haven't heard my voice before. Guess who's running the raaaadiooooo...
Edumacation
This isn't nearly as annoying when I don't have to go to classes. Suckers. Networking talked about being connectors, and maybe it's just because I've been gone for a while, but everything sounds dirty to me now. Anyway, they had to play middleman and introduce each other to other people and I'd so fail this class. After class, Romeo thanked Nathan for his help, and Lana was there in all her TA glory. Mad Kings and Queens- seriously?- had a whole discussion on whether Nero was crazy, and if so, why, and was he an arsonist? Maybe he just had a dream to be as interesting as possible in order to be discussed in a high school summer workshop. Anyway, Alice and Savannah got TA positions, but sorry Reno, next time!
First Aid practiced CPR on dummies. Of course they did. I'm sure no one at all went "Woo! Second base!" Actually, if no one did, I'm sort of disappointed in my generation. And this particular squirrel wants to clarify that it was plastic dummies, not stupid people. I like that squirrel. And Adah was all amused, presumably at watching her fellow students feel up glorified blow up dolls. Galactic Vacationing did intro- ooh. I've been to the future. I'd like to go back. And on that note, everyone talked about where they want to go, and then there was duck-wrestling. I.... what? Liir rescued Ella from them, Worf and Cal tried to keep the ducks away, and Toby and Kevin just started making out.
See, this is why I'm glad to be back, people. This doesn't happen anywhere else!
Living Conditions
Okay, I have to admit I keep wanting to walk on over to the dorms because I'm used to it, but I think that makes me one of Those People. You know those creepy adults who skulk around and hang out with the freshmen all trying to be friends... I'm not trying to be going there.
Cal worked out in the gym, with Jack Not Harkness showing up in short shorts. *pause* We can get the real Jack wearing those, it's okay. And I can say that without Sam or Cedric killing me dead now.
Over at Centaurus, a pack of wild Jamies left pink everything for Temari, who was less than pleased. Hoshi wondered what was going on, but Cal's mocking got him glittered. Oh, yes. Let's break the newbies in early to the boykissy. And over at Caelum- who the hell named these things? The cabins sound like baby names for the damned. Anyway, Chris had food at the campfire, and Ino asked him about stuff she's missed and hey, why are we in France? Seriously, what happened? I didn't even get to hang out in Greece and demand toga parties. Mac thought Chris would have made a great pony, though I think English Peter is the best to decide that, and she told Ino how she missed ponies. Do I want to know? Who am I kidding, yes I want to know. Someone tell me. Summer and Ino couldn't remember if they'd met yet, and food makes Chris Summer's hero. I don't know if I know Summer. Maybe she grew up in Ethiopia or something. And on the same sort of note, Liir told Ino she should have just come to Cafe Fina if she was hungry. Yes, socializing is bad. Stay away from all the sugar-laden food at the campfires.
Yes, that's sarcasm. I realize some of you are new and don't know that yet.
Hinata broke out the s'mores at yet another campfire that's not Seahorse, and made Turtle all proud by being a TA for Courtly Dancing. Hoshi used Luke as a gremlin warning- with good reason, that was weird- and told Turtle about the pink glitter explosion at her cabin. Jamie did it. Wes and Hinata met, as did Wes and Hoshi, and Temari was snappy at Hinata. I bet the pink glitter had something to do with it. Sora told Turtle about his upcoming birthday, and talked with Hoshi about classes and cows. And maybe he's from Wisconsin. You don't know. Sora recognized Temari, who also met Wes, and Hinata was all flustered when she met Sora. Should I make a flag?
And at Still Not Seahorse, Ned and his dog had a campfire, and Kaylee clocked him.
*chittering*
Okay, she gave him back a clock. It's my first night back, don't ruin my fun. And Isabel hung outside her cabin, where she and Meg discussed sloth and tourism, and Lana worried for Isabel's brain. Knowing Fandom, that could be for so many reasons.
And because the cabins are never not fun, Ella decorated Blair's shoes with chocolate syrup, and Blair got in a good rant to Francine about it. Cal assured Dean that while there was glitter, there was no boykissy. Awww. Savannah interrupted Johnny's call home with her new bikini. I'm guessing we just walk around in those now, or something. I'm sure we can blame the media for this.
Jaina spent a while in the flight shed, Jamie got both yelled at and made out with by Temari, Gladys stood in the preserve, and does that seem vaguely creepy to anyone else? Michael told Ino off for sneaking out, but I kind of think if you're this age and not sneaking out, you're doing something wrong.
Out and About
It's going to be so weird the day I get to report myself doing something in this section in my apartment. And hey, why do I have no notes for myself anyway? Well, here's what I did today. I woke up late, did nothing, ran to the Perk and then spent two hours on the phone with Mahandra while we watched a Clean House marathon.
*chittering*
Yeah, I know, nothing interesting. You've given me notes where people woke up. Suck it. Anyway, Robin who should just give Hot Mountie up to me showed Barney a video. Uh huh. Cable and Deadpool watched an action flick, and see, this goes in with what I did all day.
Millie hung out at the Perk and talked to Juli and Murdock, who she has to make brownies for. And Liir asked if she liked the food he left at her door. Maybe he works as hotel room service. What do I know? Lana got an apology from Ino for sleeping through their lesson, but it's summer. That sort of thing happens. Also, it happens more when you sneak out a lot, especially late. Amber hung out at the park at night, and my first question is whether or not she's a vampire. Is that wrong of me?
Mary opened the Arms, George Michael opened the banana stand, and Liir was just not into it at Cafe Fina today. Charlotte opened the York Gallery, and got an apology from Murdock. What's with all the apologizing today? What's the matter with you people? Tony bought art and this squirrel thinks he is very sexy. Watch out, Tony, I think you've got a fuzzy little admirer. ...See, everything sounds dirty. And Kevin got a job by telling Charlotte boobs look funny all hanging out. Or maybe the dirty's not my fault.
Over at Caritas where I can't believe I haven't gone back to yet, Tyler stopped in for a beer and met Faith. Johnny opened Luke's, Andrew opened the Magic Box, and Worf bought slug candles. I almost feel bad for his cabinmates. Almost. At the trooper station, Dale got flowers and teased by Renee and Faith, and at Wellspring Arms, Ino fell asleep despite Lana, Worf and Cable showing up. No one drew on her. I'm so disappointed in all of you. Amber was cranky at Turtle and Canary, so G'Kar gave her chocolate. I hope he didn't think she had PMS when she didn't. That never goes over well.
Aaaaand that's it! It's been fun, and Alec, call me. Night!