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Fandom Radio [Friday, May 16th]
"No, seriously, I don't do helpful. Go find Eriksen!"
*anxious chittering*
"What do you mean Barbossa stole my name! THAT--" *microphone feedback*
*class clanking and ice cracking*
"Well, if you insist on providing a bottle of the good stuff...I suppose I can give you ten minutes...I wouldn't want to keep Santorini Sally waiting too long."
*gulping* "Ah, where to begin?"
School: Where there is a HUGE Luau
"In lieu of classes, there was a Luau this evening, complete with campfire, marshmallows, and giant roasted pig. Because who doesn't want copious amounts of sugar mixed with their ham? Because it's his way, Sokka aka Idiot Boy antagonized Worf about being too uptight. Perhaps he should snap you like a twig, would that be loose enough, ponytail? Worf was more interested to know which of Luke's people might take over a galaxy. Priorities people, where are the pretty young things?"
*squirrel chittering* "Oh, that's muuuuuuch better! It seems my grandson attempted to flirt some more with Mac. Poor girl, let's hope he didn't accidentally poke her eye out trying a 'move.' Meanwhile Jaina is wearing summer clothing and that kid with hair issues wants to know where her coconuts are. Smooth kid, real smooth. Naomi ate some sugar while Liir told Amber he was better. Huh, the notes don't mention what he is better at. Let's hope it's dirty. Lee stared at the sky, praying that hot naked chicks would rain from above. Moment of silence please!"
*pause*
"Mmm. Moving on! Ned and Worf discussing being social and blending in with--no. *sounds of paper crinkling* You can't make me say that! Oh fine, they're planning to wear fanny packs. What are they, tourists from Wichita? Luke swears to Ned that the pig isn't a student, while Liir tells Ned he looks like a cat, and there's Kaylee to tell Ned to loosen up and be more festive. Sure. Good luck with that.
"It seems Lee and Adah discussed thin walls, laziness, kissing, and being a king, not necessarily in that order. Turtle admitted to being a robot and Idiot Boy says she's the best boss ever because he's a lying kiss-ass. Trust me, I know things. Luke is always getting eaten, but not by Meg who isn't his girlfriend. Isabel wanted Jen to go clubbing baby seals. Kidding! Dancing, naturally since Jen is no fun. Ever an ass, Idiot Boy wanted to know what crawled up Cal's butt and died. A hundy stick says it's a leprechaun! Liir and Cal remembered each other fondly when they said goodbye-HEY!" *squirrel chittering* "No musicals, or I walk!"
*glugging* "Aah, that's better. Liir blamed Lois for his orange tasting like a pineapple, and something tells me we're not talking fruit here, people. Toby loses his 'lei' and Lois recommends he get lei'd again. Heh, Awesome! Ronald, go talk to Lois. She sounds hot and dirty. Turtle and Ella discuss people with R names like Reno who has excellent taste in booze. Dancing dishes and work aside, Ella makes the mistake of talking to Idiot Boy. Going against the sugar obsession of most students, Isabel ate fruit by the fire while hair kid and the starer flirted over leis and magical socks.
"Ella envies Toby's lei before wandering off to find her own. Idiot boy thought the pig beautiful and Turtle worried he'd fall on it because oh my god, tragedy! I guess eyerolls don't really transfer to this medium. Too bad, 'cause you just missed a doozey! Kevin asks Johnny what he has to do to get laid around here. That's easy, kid: 1-900-EZ-GIRLS. Good timing for that since Luke who gets around congratulated Not!Lily on her proposal. Seriously? That merits retroactive failure. You too, Peter who greeted his finacee with loving words about not looking at the pig. It's sad that the pig part had to be pointed out. Remember Peter, it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. Consider that my wedding gift. And more wow, Toby hoped Luke isn't going to use his Jetta magic for evil. Word to the wise, kid, all cars are evil. That is all.
"Summer had marshmallows while Kaylee reminded Liir of his sister because of a flower in her hair, so I'm thinking no romance there. Busy Luke tried his luck, thinking Kaylee was his kind of girl, though the squirrels are pointing out she is not his girlfriend so, let's hope she's from another area code for his sake. Luke who's getting busier by the minute and Evey talked explosions and movies, no in but and just so you know. John and Liir exchange looks and sighs because it's a party and that's how they roll. Luke continues getting around as he chats up Gladys who if I recall is a bit like a giant...obviously those other chicks eventually shot him down. So sad Luke. Enjoy dancing. Hope she doesn't crush your feet. Toby thinks it's tragic that Gladys' lei doesn't fit around her neck. She should talk to Mike about shopping as he was the opposite of snazzy in a Hawaiian shirt as he wandered about, hoping he looked enough like a tourist to get laid. Speaking of getting laid, Giselle was excited for partytime and who wouldn't be? Meg insisted Dean pace himself with the food while Toby and Kevin failed to pace themselves and there was-" *sloshing and gulping* "-touching and biting at the campfire. Maybe these were the students G'Kar was staring at. Remember guy, hands off the underage as I suspect Aly still has those knives hidden somewhere on her hot little body." *sound of liquid pouring*
"Ahem. And there were food tables which helped the idiots stuff their faces rather than mingle like Ron, Shawn, Brooke, Andros, Cal, Turtle, Gwen, Idiot Boy, and Johnny. Cal told Amber he saw the poi move. Possessed food is so last week people. Francine stuffed her trap and Liir stared because he's just that polite while Francine told Mac about the shrimp. Isabel and Dean talked naked wrestling which kinda blows away that shrimp conversation. G'Kar suggested larger plates to help Dean tuck it in.
"Oh dear God, did this Luau never end? There was dancing despite half of the students barely being capable of getting a date. Amber wore a grass skirt but no coconuts. So disappointing. Idiot Boy boogied all alone. Let's pause for a moment of silence now that he's lost his lesbian and will never get laid again. Ron tried to scare Mac away with talk of his freaky magic. He needs to stick to the basics like fireballs if he expects to impress the ladies. Kids these days, just don't listen to your young, incredibly hot and sexy grandfathers. River spun like a Whirling Dervish and Kevin looked at her oddly while Gladys got some dancing instruction from Luke. The squirrel is telling me they went on to have some incredible sex out in that huge clearing in the Preserve. Love the one you're with, Luke.
"Failing to notice the Luau, the office staff are apparently cute while Mohinder has office hours.
Cabins: Where thin walls stop the S-E-X
"Lion-o skips the luau and writes a letter home because he's no party animal. Get it? ANIMAL?" *squirrels chitter* "Fine, don't think I'm funny. But seriously, Jack Burton gets turned into a lizard on his way to the Luau. I'm thinking he didn't make it. Inspired by the cleanliness of others, Liir heads for the showers. Alone. I feel that should be mentioned for some reason. Amber spends some time on the phone while Gwen uses the computer for her communication needs. Surprised to find people awake because it's not daylight or something, Ned and Gwen discuss getting blindsided. Right." *sound of more gulping* "Aah. Out in the woods, Seely and Aravis celebrate in a shack in the woods. Way to show a girl a good time, kid. I'm sure that'll work well. Seems Seely beat Jaina and John to the shack so they're left wandering the woods for a clearing. Shockingly, Jamie has a date and it's not with himself, but with an actual girl. Excellent work, dude!
"The Sirius Cabin has another busy morning. Seems the squirrels would like to suggest Gladys buy a tent. Anyway, she's there handing out free dildo cozies...."
*radio silence*
"AHAAHAHAHAHA! One, what is a dildo cozie? Two, extra credit to anyone who brings me one next week. Lacking love of entertainment, Inara gives her better ideas of things to knit. I must edit that. There is nothing better. The dildo cozie is perfect.
"Over in Caelum, Chris is doing some birthday reading instead of my favorite activity of birthday sexing. Hinata comes in search of Ino while Mac...complains about being stuck in my class? Hello Mac who is now fated to a life worse than Weasley's! Tink, if you're listening, start plotting. Eriksen's class will never be as useful as ours. NEVER!
"So, come evening, the Virgo Dean watches the stars. Please tell me this is an euphemism for some elicit sexual activity. Hm, guess not given Alec comes to discuss how incredibly Awesome my class is." *chittering* "That is what it says!" *angered chittering* "No, I will not show you the paper!" *thunk* "Hey! No booze if you keep throwing things! Oh fine, but then Alice stops by the Virgo campfire just long enough to get confused by the 'twins.'"
Town: Where things are very OPEN
"Bouncing as usual, Rikku opened Wellspring Arms and sold weapons to minors and explained meditation to Worf. Sora opened T&C where Reno the Cool visited with some Important List, Jen opened Pizza Planet, George Michael who is engaged to Mary opened the Banana Stand. Kid, I'd better be getting an invite to that wedding. Continuing with more openings that are incredibly dirty, yes, we have Liir opening Book Haven, Eve opening the Gallery, Sexy Jo-Jo opening her Wonders of the World, which trust me, are worth it, Ella opened Luke's, new dude opened Stark Naked Industries where Xander showed to fix some walls, with his boy Bridge bringing coffee and becoming a ferret. I wonder how connected those activities are. Groovy Tunes has both music and a Chad who was visited by Johnny. How many things open in this town? There's a river at the hotel who my Awesome Buddy Tyler visited. Jolee decided to open Caritas and all rejoiced, including Igor who opened the clinic. Potentially Logan will need his services, given he purchased Atlas Gym.
"Cable was out in the park with Tether who needs to be on a tether, when Juli came by and they chatted about explosives. Oh ugh, Fraser and Scherbatsky argue. When will she learn about relationships? Stan gets it. Dale and Charlotte, Murdock and Millie, and Temari and Jamie are all hopefully making sweet sweet love. Or having dirty, emotionless sex."
"Okay, you little rodents, I'm heading to Santorini with what's left of this bottle to locate a Long Tall Sally!"
*anxious chittering*
"What do you mean Barbossa stole my name! THAT--" *microphone feedback*
*class clanking and ice cracking*
"Well, if you insist on providing a bottle of the good stuff...I suppose I can give you ten minutes...I wouldn't want to keep Santorini Sally waiting too long."
*gulping* "Ah, where to begin?"
School: Where there is a HUGE Luau
"In lieu of classes, there was a Luau this evening, complete with campfire, marshmallows, and giant roasted pig. Because who doesn't want copious amounts of sugar mixed with their ham? Because it's his way, Sokka aka Idiot Boy antagonized Worf about being too uptight. Perhaps he should snap you like a twig, would that be loose enough, ponytail? Worf was more interested to know which of Luke's people might take over a galaxy. Priorities people, where are the pretty young things?"
*squirrel chittering* "Oh, that's muuuuuuch better! It seems my grandson attempted to flirt some more with Mac. Poor girl, let's hope he didn't accidentally poke her eye out trying a 'move.' Meanwhile Jaina is wearing summer clothing and that kid with hair issues wants to know where her coconuts are. Smooth kid, real smooth. Naomi ate some sugar while Liir told Amber he was better. Huh, the notes don't mention what he is better at. Let's hope it's dirty. Lee stared at the sky, praying that hot naked chicks would rain from above. Moment of silence please!"
*pause*
"Mmm. Moving on! Ned and Worf discussing being social and blending in with--no. *sounds of paper crinkling* You can't make me say that! Oh fine, they're planning to wear fanny packs. What are they, tourists from Wichita? Luke swears to Ned that the pig isn't a student, while Liir tells Ned he looks like a cat, and there's Kaylee to tell Ned to loosen up and be more festive. Sure. Good luck with that.
"It seems Lee and Adah discussed thin walls, laziness, kissing, and being a king, not necessarily in that order. Turtle admitted to being a robot and Idiot Boy says she's the best boss ever because he's a lying kiss-ass. Trust me, I know things. Luke is always getting eaten, but not by Meg who isn't his girlfriend. Isabel wanted Jen to go clubbing baby seals. Kidding! Dancing, naturally since Jen is no fun. Ever an ass, Idiot Boy wanted to know what crawled up Cal's butt and died. A hundy stick says it's a leprechaun! Liir and Cal remembered each other fondly when they said goodbye-HEY!" *squirrel chittering* "No musicals, or I walk!"
*glugging* "Aah, that's better. Liir blamed Lois for his orange tasting like a pineapple, and something tells me we're not talking fruit here, people. Toby loses his 'lei' and Lois recommends he get lei'd again. Heh, Awesome! Ronald, go talk to Lois. She sounds hot and dirty. Turtle and Ella discuss people with R names like Reno who has excellent taste in booze. Dancing dishes and work aside, Ella makes the mistake of talking to Idiot Boy. Going against the sugar obsession of most students, Isabel ate fruit by the fire while hair kid and the starer flirted over leis and magical socks.
"Ella envies Toby's lei before wandering off to find her own. Idiot boy thought the pig beautiful and Turtle worried he'd fall on it because oh my god, tragedy! I guess eyerolls don't really transfer to this medium. Too bad, 'cause you just missed a doozey! Kevin asks Johnny what he has to do to get laid around here. That's easy, kid: 1-900-EZ-GIRLS. Good timing for that since Luke who gets around congratulated Not!Lily on her proposal. Seriously? That merits retroactive failure. You too, Peter who greeted his finacee with loving words about not looking at the pig. It's sad that the pig part had to be pointed out. Remember Peter, it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. Consider that my wedding gift. And more wow, Toby hoped Luke isn't going to use his Jetta magic for evil. Word to the wise, kid, all cars are evil. That is all.
"Summer had marshmallows while Kaylee reminded Liir of his sister because of a flower in her hair, so I'm thinking no romance there. Busy Luke tried his luck, thinking Kaylee was his kind of girl, though the squirrels are pointing out she is not his girlfriend so, let's hope she's from another area code for his sake. Luke who's getting busier by the minute and Evey talked explosions and movies, no in but and just so you know. John and Liir exchange looks and sighs because it's a party and that's how they roll. Luke continues getting around as he chats up Gladys who if I recall is a bit like a giant...obviously those other chicks eventually shot him down. So sad Luke. Enjoy dancing. Hope she doesn't crush your feet. Toby thinks it's tragic that Gladys' lei doesn't fit around her neck. She should talk to Mike about shopping as he was the opposite of snazzy in a Hawaiian shirt as he wandered about, hoping he looked enough like a tourist to get laid. Speaking of getting laid, Giselle was excited for partytime and who wouldn't be? Meg insisted Dean pace himself with the food while Toby and Kevin failed to pace themselves and there was-" *sloshing and gulping* "-touching and biting at the campfire. Maybe these were the students G'Kar was staring at. Remember guy, hands off the underage as I suspect Aly still has those knives hidden somewhere on her hot little body." *sound of liquid pouring*
"Ahem. And there were food tables which helped the idiots stuff their faces rather than mingle like Ron, Shawn, Brooke, Andros, Cal, Turtle, Gwen, Idiot Boy, and Johnny. Cal told Amber he saw the poi move. Possessed food is so last week people. Francine stuffed her trap and Liir stared because he's just that polite while Francine told Mac about the shrimp. Isabel and Dean talked naked wrestling which kinda blows away that shrimp conversation. G'Kar suggested larger plates to help Dean tuck it in.
"Oh dear God, did this Luau never end? There was dancing despite half of the students barely being capable of getting a date. Amber wore a grass skirt but no coconuts. So disappointing. Idiot Boy boogied all alone. Let's pause for a moment of silence now that he's lost his lesbian and will never get laid again. Ron tried to scare Mac away with talk of his freaky magic. He needs to stick to the basics like fireballs if he expects to impress the ladies. Kids these days, just don't listen to your young, incredibly hot and sexy grandfathers. River spun like a Whirling Dervish and Kevin looked at her oddly while Gladys got some dancing instruction from Luke. The squirrel is telling me they went on to have some incredible sex out in that huge clearing in the Preserve. Love the one you're with, Luke.
"Failing to notice the Luau, the office staff are apparently cute while Mohinder has office hours.
Cabins: Where thin walls stop the S-E-X
"Lion-o skips the luau and writes a letter home because he's no party animal. Get it? ANIMAL?" *squirrels chitter* "Fine, don't think I'm funny. But seriously, Jack Burton gets turned into a lizard on his way to the Luau. I'm thinking he didn't make it. Inspired by the cleanliness of others, Liir heads for the showers. Alone. I feel that should be mentioned for some reason. Amber spends some time on the phone while Gwen uses the computer for her communication needs. Surprised to find people awake because it's not daylight or something, Ned and Gwen discuss getting blindsided. Right." *sound of more gulping* "Aah. Out in the woods, Seely and Aravis celebrate in a shack in the woods. Way to show a girl a good time, kid. I'm sure that'll work well. Seems Seely beat Jaina and John to the shack so they're left wandering the woods for a clearing. Shockingly, Jamie has a date and it's not with himself, but with an actual girl. Excellent work, dude!
"The Sirius Cabin has another busy morning. Seems the squirrels would like to suggest Gladys buy a tent. Anyway, she's there handing out free dildo cozies...."
*radio silence*
"AHAAHAHAHAHA! One, what is a dildo cozie? Two, extra credit to anyone who brings me one next week. Lacking love of entertainment, Inara gives her better ideas of things to knit. I must edit that. There is nothing better. The dildo cozie is perfect.
"Over in Caelum, Chris is doing some birthday reading instead of my favorite activity of birthday sexing. Hinata comes in search of Ino while Mac...complains about being stuck in my class? Hello Mac who is now fated to a life worse than Weasley's! Tink, if you're listening, start plotting. Eriksen's class will never be as useful as ours. NEVER!
"So, come evening, the Virgo Dean watches the stars. Please tell me this is an euphemism for some elicit sexual activity. Hm, guess not given Alec comes to discuss how incredibly Awesome my class is." *chittering* "That is what it says!" *angered chittering* "No, I will not show you the paper!" *thunk* "Hey! No booze if you keep throwing things! Oh fine, but then Alice stops by the Virgo campfire just long enough to get confused by the 'twins.'"
Town: Where things are very OPEN
"Bouncing as usual, Rikku opened Wellspring Arms and sold weapons to minors and explained meditation to Worf. Sora opened T&C where Reno the Cool visited with some Important List, Jen opened Pizza Planet, George Michael who is engaged to Mary opened the Banana Stand. Kid, I'd better be getting an invite to that wedding. Continuing with more openings that are incredibly dirty, yes, we have Liir opening Book Haven, Eve opening the Gallery, Sexy Jo-Jo opening her Wonders of the World, which trust me, are worth it, Ella opened Luke's, new dude opened Stark Naked Industries where Xander showed to fix some walls, with his boy Bridge bringing coffee and becoming a ferret. I wonder how connected those activities are. Groovy Tunes has both music and a Chad who was visited by Johnny. How many things open in this town? There's a river at the hotel who my Awesome Buddy Tyler visited. Jolee decided to open Caritas and all rejoiced, including Igor who opened the clinic. Potentially Logan will need his services, given he purchased Atlas Gym.
"Cable was out in the park with Tether who needs to be on a tether, when Juli came by and they chatted about explosives. Oh ugh, Fraser and Scherbatsky argue. When will she learn about relationships? Stan gets it. Dale and Charlotte, Murdock and Millie, and Temari and Jamie are all hopefully making sweet sweet love. Or having dirty, emotionless sex."
"Okay, you little rodents, I'm heading to Santorini with what's left of this bottle to locate a Long Tall Sally!"
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"Unfortunately neither."
[[*DED*]]
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She should really know better by now than to say anything that she might regret the radio squirrels getting hold of.