Fandom Radio, Monday, March 13, 2006

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JOHN!RITA: Hey there, Fandom! This is John Crichton, back at the microphone again after some time away. And ignore if I sound kind of female and British. The handwavey spell that's going to make it possible for you all to discern who is supposed to be who isn't that strong. I have a cold. But anyway, I brought friends!
LEE!RITA: Yes, this is Lee Adama, also back even though you heard me on Saturday, sweet Fandom! And ignore if I sound British, too, since I don't believe in England!
CAM!RITA: And this is Cameron Mitchell. I look like John. Sound like him too!
JAYE!RITA: And this is Jaye Tyler, helpinating even though I haddinated radio last night! And I know I don't sound as nasal as usual. Sorry! We all are sickenated.
RORY!RITA: And this is Whor...Rory Gilmore. I'm a nice girl who is vaguely pathetic and everyone should be kind to. And I know my voice isn't as whiny and grating as usual. Cold.


Classes, where things happened and people learned and stuff!

JAYE!RITA: History is all cancellinated.
JOHN!RITA: That's sad. But they're asked to come up with something that they want to talk about next class. Like puppies?
RORY!RITA: I like puppies.
CAM!RITA: I look like John.
RORY!RITA: Anyway, you know what I like? Spice racks. Which is what they made in Shop today! And hey, my weird mother decorated the tools!
JAYE!RITA: Dirty?
LEE!RITA: Dirty!
JOHN!RITA: Umberto?
CAM!RITA: I look like John!

RORY!RITA: Bio and Chem did, according to my notes, "sciencey stuff." Way to be specific, anonymous source.
JOHN!RITA: Hey, one time I was a meerkat.
CAM!RITA: I didn't look like you then.
RORY!RITA: But I took pictures.
LEE!RITA: We all benefited from that.
JOHN!RITA: Glad to have made a difference in your life, Lee Gideon. Creature Languages watched a documentary on birds. I was a puffin.
CAM!RITA: Again, didn't look like you then.
JAYE!RITA: John, no one cares about when you were puffinated.
JOHN!RITA: That hurts, Jaye.
JAYE!RITA: Suck it up. In readinating class, they got all re-syllabinated.
CAM!RITA: Were those even words?
JAYE!RITA: Yes.
RORY!RITA: Yes.
LEE!RITA: Yes.
JOHN!RITA: Yes.

JOHN!RITA: All of Professor Calendar's classes took quizzes. Oh, we have a quiz in wonderful Professor Skeeter's class tomorrow, Rory!
RORY!RITA: It's actually our midterm.
JOHN!RITA: I wonder, if I'm obnoxious enough and I get turned into an animal early on, will I have to still take it?
RORY!RITA: Yes, yes you will. Because Professor Skeeter is a harsh, but fair teacher.
CAM!RITA: She's pretty, too!
JAYE!RITA: And so smart.
LEE!RITA: And funny!
JOHN!RITA: Speaking of midterms, Sociology classes had theirs. Oh! And Professor Sidle is pregnant.
JAYE!RITA: I am not okay with that at all! I am vocal about how much I disapprove of that!
RORY!RITA: And Dr. Smart Doctor Glasses let us play with rocks.
LEE!RITA: Tactics of War discussed women in war. Darling ladies, you are important.
JAYE!RITA: Uh huh.
RORY!RITA: Word.
LEE!RITA: And Camulus is back.
JAYE!RITA: Yay?
CAM!RITA: I look like John.
LEE!RITA: And in the clinic Parker went in, and Janet saw Susan

RORY!RITA: In the library, Angela hung out during second period, and Anders and Whor - I mean Ror - I mean me talked about holidays and stuff.
JAYE!RITA: Hey, your notes say you talked about Bridgey, too!
RORY!RITA: Rufus.
JAYE!RITA: WTFEVER. Parker kissinated Jarod.
JOHN!RITA: Umberto?
LEE!RITA: ...what?
CAM!RITA: Are you okay, dude who I look like?
JOHN!RITA: I just say that word at random intervals, since I seem to be laboring under the impression that that's the name of Professor Skeeter's son, and I'm wrong. So that's the only explanation.
LEE!RITA: Moving on. The lovely Angela and Parker talked about the new librarian, as did fair Rory - and I do mean fair - and Angela.
RORY!RITA: I am not pale.
JAYE!RITA: You are so palenated. Angela and Peter talked about jailinating, pinkenating, and crushenating, hee, and so did the two Parkers. No relatey.
JOHN!RITA: Callisto and Parker completely disappeared into Special Collections! I LIKE PIE.
CAM!RITA: I look like you.
JOHN!RITA: Dude, you totally do! I never noticed that.
LEE!RITA: And Blair was there as well.

JOHN!RITA: Professor The Tick and Professor Dream and Dean Tube and Principal Washburn all had office hours and no visitors.
LEE!RITA: Breathe, man.
RORY!RITA: You have big arms.
LEE!RITA: What?
RORY!RITA: Nothing. I'm vaguely pitiful.
CAM!RITA: I look like John.
JAYE!RITA: Yes you do. Inated.

LEE!RITA: And Dean Zordon announced that there is a pretty pink fountain.

In the dorms where there is animal balancinating!

JOHN!RITA: A bunch of people got flowers. Maybe Professor Skeeter will turn me into a flower!
LEE!RITA: You want that?
CAM!RITA: I wouldn't look like you then.
RORY!RITA: Good job. Angela visited Veronica in the morning, and Piper and Veronica talked about normalcy. As everyone at this school is perfectly normal and not at all irritating and strange.
JOHN!RITA: Umberto! Peter, Peter of the Pink, Pink Room went a-looking for Isabel and Zero.
LEE!RITA: And Bel and Phoebe had sweet, cozy snuggling time in their lovenest.
JAYE!RITA: Kawalsky is hurtinated and tiredinated. Woes!
JOHN!RITA: Angel and I had a chat, as roomies. Because we live together. Yes. And Molly, Veronica, and Alannacame by.
LEE!RITA: And then SOMETHING SEKRIT happened!
RORY!RITA: Nadia is all lonesome, woe!
JOHN!RITA: Maybe Umberto should go keep her company.
JAYE!RITA: Jack is no longer stuckinated in a time loop. Go him, omg?
JOHN!RITA: Blair is dorky in a much more amusing and cute way than I ever am.
CAM!RITA: You're cute. Because you look like me.
JAYE!RITA: Phoebe writenates. A lot.
RORY!RITA: And Angel gets dressed in a way that will never come up again in the broadcast, really.
LEE!RITA: And the radiant Zero, Puck to my Oberon returns!

JAYE!RITA: Yay, pretty school committee and soaps, omg.
RORY!RITA: And yay, animal balancing. It was also Bridge's obnoxiously late birthday party! I would say more, but I think we all know I'm a bit pathetic, don't we?
JOHN!RITA: At least your name isn't Herb. THAT IS NOT MY ROOMMATE ANGEL, EVERYONE! But Angel is my roommate. We drink chocolate milk together and talk about Umberto!
JAYE!RITA: And then there were prizes</> for the winninators!

Town and stuff yay!

RORY!RITA: Agatha goes into Giles's shop, but probably not because she is bookish and slightly sad like me.
JAYE!RITA: At All and Sundries, there are dinnerinating plans, and then Edmund and Ivanova meet for the dinnerinating.
JOHN!RITA: I went shopping! Umberto!
LEE!RITA: And Alfred, that dashing fellow, happens upon Artie being...Artie, according to my notes.
JAYE!RITA: Marty wants to make things go splodey!
RORY!RITA: Noes!
JOHN!RITA: Umberto!
CAM!RITA: I look like John!
JAYE!RITA: Anyway, good luck Marty. And Wonka's is openated.
JOHN!RITA: GOB asked about Becky in Caritas.
RORY!RITA: Ew, I hate her, but I'll spare you all the ten minute tirade about 'ew, hooker.'
CAM!RITA: Professor Calendar was at home. I look like John!
RORY!RITA: And hmm, hurtied people were going into Blood Gulch Arms. FEEL BETTER PEOPLE. I shouted that because I'm kind of an attention whore.
LEE!RITA: Professor Cregg got a phone call and was gone, gone like the wind! And Orlin and Camulus had a dinner party.
RORY!RITA: More hurty, with Tex going into the clinic. Oh noes.
JAYE!RITA: And no one bleedinated on Trevor.
JOHN!RITA: And Professor Sidle and Dr. Grissom talked about babies!
JAYE!RITA: I am going to be a typical teenager and not want to know anything about my teacher's love lives! Ew! Adult sex! OMG!

JOHN!RITA: And that's it, Fandom! Any parting words, guys?
CAM!RITA: I look like you?
LEE!RITA: Two of you to love!
JAYE!RITA: OMGDIRTINATED?
RORY!RITA: I am slightly pathetic!
JOHN!RITA: And I say Umberto! Goodnight!

[*pets everyone who Rita just imitated who isn't either me or at war with her* I lint you all.]

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