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Fandom Radio, Friday, May 2, 2008
Willow: Hello Fandom. Welcome to this, a very sad and woeful edition of WTFH radio.
Xander: What's with the woe? It's not our last broadcast.
Willow: School is over! We did classes, and finals, and - and - *loud sound of a nose being blown*
Xander: You're cute when you're cutely insane.
Willow: Am I cute to the point of getting a grade?
Xander: ...Yes. You get an A+ in cute. With extra credit for the insanity.
Willow: So more like an A++?
Xander: 5.2 on 4.0 scale. Or possibly the Richter Scale.
Willow: Yay! Then we can go on with the news!
SCHOOL! WHICH WILL GO ON FOREVER AND EVER NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS
The notes on school are a little sparse... I mean full! Very full! With lots and lots of classes. Art History talked about art and history. Possibly the history of guys named Art. And then My Country figured out national holidays for their countries and the noble nation of Gremlinistan has a great holiday to celebrate being the noble nation of Gremlinistan only it has a much cooler name than the date of the celebration. 'cause who doesn't have a July 4th or 5th of May? Well, other than people who don't follow the Gregorian calendar but you get my point. Which is that there were lots and lots of classes and people were graded on their work and everything!
Then there were clubs! The bestest accented boyfriend in all the land opened up Student Council and they talked about the next big event which would probably be a celebration of academic prowress and the joy of test taking! And Inappropriately Named club did Inappropriately Named things in the library, which is where the books are and where Karal opened it up and Liir and Gavin got into a knifefight over Karal's affections and acceptance of lunch.
Oh! And Professor I'm Still Not Calling Him Hottie McHotterson had office hours! Adah came to see him and she offered to be his TA, because at least some people here have been acting sanely. Thank goodness.
Xander: Did any of that actually happen?
Willow: *sound of rapidly hidden notes* Of course it did. Why would I fib?
Xander: More extra-credit insanity points?
Willow: I report the news as I see it.
Xander: The sky is purple and fluffy on Planet Willow, but they have ice cream there, so it's all good.
Meanwhile on Dormworld...
On Planet Dorm, Sokka and Mel had a talk about something that's covered in squirrel footprints, so hmm, let's say they were working on a report together. For extra extra credit.
Willow: Way to go Sokka and Mel!
Xander: Lana did some cleaning and made some calls, and later she talked to Ino who was confused about why Lana thought it was silly to ask her to come to graduation. Annette packed up her stuff and got ready to meet her parents -- hopefully not for the first time, 'cause that's a lot of pressure to put on somebody when they're graduating tomorrow too. Hermione also packed up to go home, and Rikku came to say goodbye.
Willow: Bye, Hermione! I enjoyed doing spells with you!
Xander: Kabuto bucked the packing trend by... organizing. In preparation for leaving. Because that's different from packing. Liir... really sounds like he could use a hug. Somebody go hug Liir, please. Reno meanwhile spent the day online drunk-downloading, which is safer than a lot of things he could've been doing in that condition; at least the worst thing he can catch is a computer virus. And at the end of the day, Jaina got back from her trip and showed up at John's room. To work on a report, I'm guessing. For extra extra credit. There may have been some report-writing going on with Inara in Gavin's room too. At least on Planet Willow.
Willow: On the grounds, Ino works on her garden by talking to her plants. Hopefully in a supportive fashion and not all "Grow or I will blot out the sun!" because really there's no need to traumatize those poor little seedlings. Jack waved hi to Ino and Ino waved back and then went back to talking to her plants so that her plants didn't think she had abandoned them.
Over in the gym we find Adam practicing with the punching bag. I don't know what the punching bag is training for but it's very kind of Adam to help out. Savannah comes in to work out and there's waving and saying of hi. I assume between Savannah and Adam though perhaps the bag was friendly enough to wave as well.
Then... up in the bestest common room that ever was there was a party! With chocolate and pie and fried foods of various kinds that were very tasty yet had no unhealthy fat or calories. And everyone watched reality TV about good students who studied hard and after there was a Backstreet Boys performance.
Xander: Now that's not cute, it's just cruel. For real?
Willow: Maybe not that last part.
Xander: I don't like Willow-world anymore.
So let's go to town instead.
In the clinic today, we had no Dr. Troy, but plenty of nurses, so depending on your ogling and/or life-threatening condition preferences, it's either a good day or a bad one if you stumbled in there. In the park, Billy, my fellow member of the Eyepatch Club for Men (remember, I'm not just the president, I'm also a client) was working out, and got attacked by a random stranger. Except not, because there was less with the killing and/or kidnapping and more with the hey, how are ya, haven't seen you in a while, go meet your mom at Cafe Fina. Also Fai, but probably Billy was more interested in the mom part.
Willow: Hi Billy's mom! And also Billy.
Xander: For the slow day count, we had Eve and Lacey opening the York Gallery and Luke's Diner without a lot of traffic. The Perk had the Best Roomie Ever and her brother and her sort-of-from-another-timeline-sort-of-kind-of-brother and right now everybody on the island from Sunnydale is just smiling and nodding. At Wellspring Arms, Rikku got a visit from Cable and the baby, and a bother from Romeo. I like visits better. Jen opened Pizza Planet and Tori and an older man came in for pizza. Not together. I think.
Chad opened Groovy Tunes, and his boss came by to give him a promotion, because she's going on tour. Liir opened Book Haven and Ino stopped in to talk about metaphorical weather. Like fluffy purple skies. Under which people tell not remotely cute lies about non-existent musical performances.
Willow: Would it have been better if I'd said New Kids on the Block?
Xander: Well, yeah. I mean who'd buy that they'd ever get back together?
Anyway, the Arms Hotel didn't have any boybands performing either, but it was still Grand Central Station for Mary, with all the check-ins for graduation. Mary Kessler and Tommy Arishikage - that's a mouthful and oh, hey, that'd be Billy's mom and random attacker dude -- checked in, and so did Tori -- hi Tori! -- Danny Farrell, Orleanna and Rachel Price, the older man who's not eating pizza with Tori, Zero -- hi Zero!, and a mad kitten bomber. There will be words, missy. Words, I say. Annette also met up with her parents, Dr. Manx talked to the best non-British-accented boyfriend in all the land, Max checked out the towel animal zoo, and Rachel asked Mary about... uh. who did the development on her ocean-front property.
Willow: Over at Still No Dancefloor the Robin who isn't a perfect example of the evillness of nature opens things up. The elderly gentleman sings Hurt so I guess maybe he's sad about the idea of classes being over too. Either that or he didn't get an invite to Sam's party. Which is possibly why later he could be found drinking. Rachel has a dirty martini. Someone should remind Tino that he's supposed to wipe the glasses when the zombies are done with them. Danny gets a pint and eyes the band. Hopefully not with a literal giving of eyes, much though my co-reporter does make the patch look jaunty.
Over in the lounge there was Sam's sweet 16 party! Happy birthday, Sam! Hopefully you had a good party, and didn't go all diva about it and demand that hundreds of thousands of dollars be spent in an effort to pretend that you have friends, your parents love you, and there are no people in the world who are dying of starvation. Dawnie decorates with a car theme and inferior Peter and she talk about what's missing. Because inferior Peter is not only inferior, but apparently a huge killjoy as well. He should take a lesson from Meg who found the decorations to be quite enjoyable. Hoshi is there to honor her big sibling - and with Sam that's a pretty big 'big'. Turtle is also there to party, class of 2010-style!
Dean gives Dawnie an A+ on decorations - grades! YAY! There are presents, shouts of surprise, and cake! Car shaped cake! Possibly made with lots of fondant and tires that turn! Dean then let Sam know that he wasn't going to get away without a birthday party, and Dawn and Sam celebrate how the word "jailbait" no longer applies to their relationship. Well, not without roleplaying being involved, but at that point I don't want to know the details.
Xander: I remember celebrating that. ...Not the details part. Just the non-jailbait part. Mazel Tov, Dawnster.
Willow: And... then there was a huge study session! And quizzes about cake and parties! Lots of grades were given out and everyone talked about how much fun it was going to be on Monday when classes started up all over again. Except for inferior Peter who ran naked through town.
Xander: Oh, please. You expect us to believe that? I mean...quizzes?
Willow: Too much?
Xander: A leeeetle over the top, yeah.
Willow: Phooey. Well I tried. Hopefully I didn't traumatize anyone.
Xander: You almost got me with the classes starting up on Monday bit. Then I remembered I graduated seven years ago.
Willow: I graduate tomorrow. I suppose I should get some sleep so I'll be rested in case a giant snake comes.
Xander: Please tell me you didn't invite one.
Willow: Anyone know who the guest speaker is?
Xander: ...No. Great. I'm glad one of us is gonna get some sleep.
Willow: Which we should be heading off to. Good night, Fandom! Happy Graduation Eve!
Xander: What's with the woe? It's not our last broadcast.
Willow: School is over! We did classes, and finals, and - and - *loud sound of a nose being blown*
Xander: You're cute when you're cutely insane.
Willow: Am I cute to the point of getting a grade?
Xander: ...Yes. You get an A+ in cute. With extra credit for the insanity.
Willow: So more like an A++?
Xander: 5.2 on 4.0 scale. Or possibly the Richter Scale.
Willow: Yay! Then we can go on with the news!
SCHOOL! WHICH WILL GO ON FOREVER AND EVER NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS
The notes on school are a little sparse... I mean full! Very full! With lots and lots of classes. Art History talked about art and history. Possibly the history of guys named Art. And then My Country figured out national holidays for their countries and the noble nation of Gremlinistan has a great holiday to celebrate being the noble nation of Gremlinistan only it has a much cooler name than the date of the celebration. 'cause who doesn't have a July 4th or 5th of May? Well, other than people who don't follow the Gregorian calendar but you get my point. Which is that there were lots and lots of classes and people were graded on their work and everything!
Then there were clubs! The bestest accented boyfriend in all the land opened up Student Council and they talked about the next big event which would probably be a celebration of academic prowress and the joy of test taking! And Inappropriately Named club did Inappropriately Named things in the library, which is where the books are and where Karal opened it up and Liir and Gavin got into a knifefight over Karal's affections and acceptance of lunch.
Oh! And Professor I'm Still Not Calling Him Hottie McHotterson had office hours! Adah came to see him and she offered to be his TA, because at least some people here have been acting sanely. Thank goodness.
Xander: Did any of that actually happen?
Willow: *sound of rapidly hidden notes* Of course it did. Why would I fib?
Xander: More extra-credit insanity points?
Willow: I report the news as I see it.
Xander: The sky is purple and fluffy on Planet Willow, but they have ice cream there, so it's all good.
Meanwhile on Dormworld...
On Planet Dorm, Sokka and Mel had a talk about something that's covered in squirrel footprints, so hmm, let's say they were working on a report together. For extra extra credit.
Willow: Way to go Sokka and Mel!
Xander: Lana did some cleaning and made some calls, and later she talked to Ino who was confused about why Lana thought it was silly to ask her to come to graduation. Annette packed up her stuff and got ready to meet her parents -- hopefully not for the first time, 'cause that's a lot of pressure to put on somebody when they're graduating tomorrow too. Hermione also packed up to go home, and Rikku came to say goodbye.
Willow: Bye, Hermione! I enjoyed doing spells with you!
Xander: Kabuto bucked the packing trend by... organizing. In preparation for leaving. Because that's different from packing. Liir... really sounds like he could use a hug. Somebody go hug Liir, please. Reno meanwhile spent the day online drunk-downloading, which is safer than a lot of things he could've been doing in that condition; at least the worst thing he can catch is a computer virus. And at the end of the day, Jaina got back from her trip and showed up at John's room. To work on a report, I'm guessing. For extra extra credit. There may have been some report-writing going on with Inara in Gavin's room too. At least on Planet Willow.
Willow: On the grounds, Ino works on her garden by talking to her plants. Hopefully in a supportive fashion and not all "Grow or I will blot out the sun!" because really there's no need to traumatize those poor little seedlings. Jack waved hi to Ino and Ino waved back and then went back to talking to her plants so that her plants didn't think she had abandoned them.
Over in the gym we find Adam practicing with the punching bag. I don't know what the punching bag is training for but it's very kind of Adam to help out. Savannah comes in to work out and there's waving and saying of hi. I assume between Savannah and Adam though perhaps the bag was friendly enough to wave as well.
Then... up in the bestest common room that ever was there was a party! With chocolate and pie and fried foods of various kinds that were very tasty yet had no unhealthy fat or calories. And everyone watched reality TV about good students who studied hard and after there was a Backstreet Boys performance.
Xander: Now that's not cute, it's just cruel. For real?
Willow: Maybe not that last part.
Xander: I don't like Willow-world anymore.
So let's go to town instead.
In the clinic today, we had no Dr. Troy, but plenty of nurses, so depending on your ogling and/or life-threatening condition preferences, it's either a good day or a bad one if you stumbled in there. In the park, Billy, my fellow member of the Eyepatch Club for Men (remember, I'm not just the president, I'm also a client) was working out, and got attacked by a random stranger. Except not, because there was less with the killing and/or kidnapping and more with the hey, how are ya, haven't seen you in a while, go meet your mom at Cafe Fina. Also Fai, but probably Billy was more interested in the mom part.
Willow: Hi Billy's mom! And also Billy.
Xander: For the slow day count, we had Eve and Lacey opening the York Gallery and Luke's Diner without a lot of traffic. The Perk had the Best Roomie Ever and her brother and her sort-of-from-another-timeline-sort-of-kind-of-brother and right now everybody on the island from Sunnydale is just smiling and nodding. At Wellspring Arms, Rikku got a visit from Cable and the baby, and a bother from Romeo. I like visits better. Jen opened Pizza Planet and Tori and an older man came in for pizza. Not together. I think.
Chad opened Groovy Tunes, and his boss came by to give him a promotion, because she's going on tour. Liir opened Book Haven and Ino stopped in to talk about metaphorical weather. Like fluffy purple skies. Under which people tell not remotely cute lies about non-existent musical performances.
Willow: Would it have been better if I'd said New Kids on the Block?
Xander: Well, yeah. I mean who'd buy that they'd ever get back together?
Anyway, the Arms Hotel didn't have any boybands performing either, but it was still Grand Central Station for Mary, with all the check-ins for graduation. Mary Kessler and Tommy Arishikage - that's a mouthful and oh, hey, that'd be Billy's mom and random attacker dude -- checked in, and so did Tori -- hi Tori! -- Danny Farrell, Orleanna and Rachel Price, the older man who's not eating pizza with Tori, Zero -- hi Zero!, and a mad kitten bomber. There will be words, missy. Words, I say. Annette also met up with her parents, Dr. Manx talked to the best non-British-accented boyfriend in all the land, Max checked out the towel animal zoo, and Rachel asked Mary about... uh. who did the development on her ocean-front property.
Willow: Over at Still No Dancefloor the Robin who isn't a perfect example of the evillness of nature opens things up. The elderly gentleman sings Hurt so I guess maybe he's sad about the idea of classes being over too. Either that or he didn't get an invite to Sam's party. Which is possibly why later he could be found drinking. Rachel has a dirty martini. Someone should remind Tino that he's supposed to wipe the glasses when the zombies are done with them. Danny gets a pint and eyes the band. Hopefully not with a literal giving of eyes, much though my co-reporter does make the patch look jaunty.
Over in the lounge there was Sam's sweet 16 party! Happy birthday, Sam! Hopefully you had a good party, and didn't go all diva about it and demand that hundreds of thousands of dollars be spent in an effort to pretend that you have friends, your parents love you, and there are no people in the world who are dying of starvation. Dawnie decorates with a car theme and inferior Peter and she talk about what's missing. Because inferior Peter is not only inferior, but apparently a huge killjoy as well. He should take a lesson from Meg who found the decorations to be quite enjoyable. Hoshi is there to honor her big sibling - and with Sam that's a pretty big 'big'. Turtle is also there to party, class of 2010-style!
Dean gives Dawnie an A+ on decorations - grades! YAY! There are presents, shouts of surprise, and cake! Car shaped cake! Possibly made with lots of fondant and tires that turn! Dean then let Sam know that he wasn't going to get away without a birthday party, and Dawn and Sam celebrate how the word "jailbait" no longer applies to their relationship. Well, not without roleplaying being involved, but at that point I don't want to know the details.
Xander: I remember celebrating that. ...Not the details part. Just the non-jailbait part. Mazel Tov, Dawnster.
Willow: And... then there was a huge study session! And quizzes about cake and parties! Lots of grades were given out and everyone talked about how much fun it was going to be on Monday when classes started up all over again. Except for inferior Peter who ran naked through town.
Xander: Oh, please. You expect us to believe that? I mean...quizzes?
Willow: Too much?
Xander: A leeeetle over the top, yeah.
Willow: Phooey. Well I tried. Hopefully I didn't traumatize anyone.
Xander: You almost got me with the classes starting up on Monday bit. Then I remembered I graduated seven years ago.
Willow: I graduate tomorrow. I suppose I should get some sleep so I'll be rested in case a giant snake comes.
Xander: Please tell me you didn't invite one.
Willow: Anyone know who the guest speaker is?
Xander: ...No. Great. I'm glad one of us is gonna get some sleep.
Willow: Which we should be heading off to. Good night, Fandom! Happy Graduation Eve!
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Naaah. Night before graduation. They wouldn't be asleep anyway.
[ooc: *laughing a lot and snickering at the Other Peter's antics*]
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