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Pirate Radio [Thursday, May 1]
Good evenin', Fandom! This be the pirate--aren't ye glad t' hear from me again?
*sounds of squirrelly cheers*
Suckin' up be doin' ye no good. Yer rum rations be stayin' as they are.
*sounds of nuts being thrown*
Oh, ye be in trouble now. *shuffles papers* Or after I be finished wit' the news.
Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
School be over, ye daft buggers. This apparently be news t' Bridge, who be openin' the library. Who be readin' fer fun? *pause* Other than Willow. Jen be stoppin' by t' visit, 'n they talk o' him helpin' her wit' her ship. I do be lovin' a wench wit' a ship o' her own, even if wenches on board be bad luck. When it be gettin' lonely on the water, they be smellin' a site better than most o' the rest of the crew, let me tell ye. Z, the cheerleadin' prom queen that she be, be stoppin' by t' mock Bridge. Who be openin' the library durin' vacation. I do be thinkin' Z be havin' the high ground here, aye.
In other people who be missin' the memo that school be over, Professor Petrelli be holdin' office hours 'n Lana be gettin' a job workin' as his TA. At least they be not in the library.
Roomin'
Up on the fifth floor common room, which be where I used t' live, makin' it superior to all other floors, Romeo be makin' waffles. I be noticin' that I be havin' no waffles. Mel be recruited t' sift dry ingredients. If thar be sand in the recipe and ye be not from that desert planet that be soundin' like a sneeze, ye be doin' it wrong. In other food related news, Liir be bringin' Ino brownies. I be not gettin' any o' those, either.
John-who-be-a-Sheppard be in his room wit' his new fish. Liir be stoppin' in, but be not offerin' t' cook John's fish. I be sure we're relieved t' hear it. Luke also be stoppin' in 'n they be depressin' each other 'n now the entire island by talkin' o' people leavin'. Well done, boys.
Shawn be packin', 'n he 'n Lana discuss stayin' fer the summer. If yer stuff be in bags, that be generally a good indication that ye be not stayin'. Speakin' o packin', Valentine be doin' some o' that as well, tellin' Dojima he be not sure what t' do with Namine's things. A more honest man would suggest givin' 'em to Namine. Me? I be recommendin' eBay. 'n thar be a Jack Burton outside the room cursin'. If it be one o' those curses that comes from an infernal book 'n we all be wakin' up wit' donkey ears tomorrow, I be comin' after ye wit' a bat.
In communication news, Dean be sendin' out email, 'n Adah be gettin' a call from home--at least untill Lee be stoppin' by t' bug her--'n Peter-who-be-a-Parker be waitin' fer the aliens t' abduct him by wearin' a hat made o' tinfoil on his head. Or not, but mine be more interestin' than what he were really doin'.
This evenin', th' lovely Turtle wench be watchin' C-SPAN. Be ye sufferin' from insomnia? Annette be sneakin' in 'n scarin' Turtle--I be assumin' watchin' C-SPAN did fer her what it be doin' fer me and puttin' me t' sleep--'n Turtle be reactin' by throwin' a remote at Annette's nose. I be lovin' a good wench fight.
Speakin' o' wenches, Ino be emoin' on th' roof. Be that a verb now? Emoin'?
Revelin'
Kerrigan, who be nowhere near the school--someone be understandin' the concept o' vacation--be askin' Roy t' get the cat t' stop beggin' fer food. Generally if ye feed 'em or get 'em drunk, they stop buggin' ye. Bridge be handin' o'er his liquid assignment a couple days late, but it be licquor, so I'd be forgivin' him.
Lucas be openin' the golf course 'n watchin' the grass grow--now that be an excellent use of time--'n Deadpool be playin' with exercise equipment in the gym. Ye need more friends if ye be playin' wit' inanimate objects. Ami be openin' the Magic Box 'n Billy be stoppin' by wit' photos o' his fake family from the weekend. That be somethin' I be missin' from my time. Back then, no one be borin' the crap out o' ye with ugly pictures o' their families. Ye didn't exactly haul around portraits wit' ye.
In a similar vein, Eve be at the gallery-which-were-so-much-better-as-a-brothel, tryin' t' match photos o' children wit' who they belonged to. None o' them be mine 'n I be payin' no child support until it be proven otherwise. She be gettin' visited by Adam 'n Charlotte. 'n in more wee fake children news, Savannah 'n Isabel be talkin' about their visitors o'er at Pixie Dust.
Lacey, o'er at the diner, is prayin' that all the spawn be gone, 'n I be thinkin' she might be the smartest wench on the island tonight. AJ be talkin' o' graduation, 'n leavin', 'n savin'a sandwich made by her. That be...*chittering* aye, creepy.
Cable be playin' chess wit' himself while his new baby--baby?! Did they not all go home this weekend?!--until Ino be stoppin' in t' be passive-aggressive at him. Niiice. Stanley be buggin' Mary while she be gettin' the hotel ready fer graduation guests tomorrow, Geoffrey be at the banana stand, 'n Melody be eatin' sugar cereal at Groovy Tunes. Mmm. Sugar.
O'er at Caritas, Haunches be hummin' somethin' mighty catchy. Wonder if I be havin' it in me music collection...in slightly related news, the Robin-who-be-a-frog were there singin' Strawberry Fields. If it be on the banjo, I be not responsible fer the ghost o' John Lennon bitchslappin' ye for ruinin' the tempo. Matey wit' the Hat be leavin' Haunches a loooooove note. Awww. Now I be needin' t' check me teeth fer cavities because o' the sugar content.
Doc Not!Stinson be watchin' the news in the clinic, which be better than watchin' a documentary on scariest medical procedures or the like, I suppose."
And that be all fer tonight! Keep yer eyes open, 'n if yer ears be lookin' like they belong on a donkey, feel free t' blame Jack Burton!
*sounds of squirrelly cheers*
Suckin' up be doin' ye no good. Yer rum rations be stayin' as they are.
*sounds of nuts being thrown*
Oh, ye be in trouble now. *shuffles papers* Or after I be finished wit' the news.
Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
School be over, ye daft buggers. This apparently be news t' Bridge, who be openin' the library. Who be readin' fer fun? *pause* Other than Willow. Jen be stoppin' by t' visit, 'n they talk o' him helpin' her wit' her ship. I do be lovin' a wench wit' a ship o' her own, even if wenches on board be bad luck. When it be gettin' lonely on the water, they be smellin' a site better than most o' the rest of the crew, let me tell ye. Z, the cheerleadin' prom queen that she be, be stoppin' by t' mock Bridge. Who be openin' the library durin' vacation. I do be thinkin' Z be havin' the high ground here, aye.
In other people who be missin' the memo that school be over, Professor Petrelli be holdin' office hours 'n Lana be gettin' a job workin' as his TA. At least they be not in the library.
Roomin'
Up on the fifth floor common room, which be where I used t' live, makin' it superior to all other floors, Romeo be makin' waffles. I be noticin' that I be havin' no waffles. Mel be recruited t' sift dry ingredients. If thar be sand in the recipe and ye be not from that desert planet that be soundin' like a sneeze, ye be doin' it wrong. In other food related news, Liir be bringin' Ino brownies. I be not gettin' any o' those, either.
John-who-be-a-Sheppard be in his room wit' his new fish. Liir be stoppin' in, but be not offerin' t' cook John's fish. I be sure we're relieved t' hear it. Luke also be stoppin' in 'n they be depressin' each other 'n now the entire island by talkin' o' people leavin'. Well done, boys.
Shawn be packin', 'n he 'n Lana discuss stayin' fer the summer. If yer stuff be in bags, that be generally a good indication that ye be not stayin'. Speakin' o packin', Valentine be doin' some o' that as well, tellin' Dojima he be not sure what t' do with Namine's things. A more honest man would suggest givin' 'em to Namine. Me? I be recommendin' eBay. 'n thar be a Jack Burton outside the room cursin'. If it be one o' those curses that comes from an infernal book 'n we all be wakin' up wit' donkey ears tomorrow, I be comin' after ye wit' a bat.
In communication news, Dean be sendin' out email, 'n Adah be gettin' a call from home--at least untill Lee be stoppin' by t' bug her--'n Peter-who-be-a-Parker be waitin' fer the aliens t' abduct him by wearin' a hat made o' tinfoil on his head. Or not, but mine be more interestin' than what he were really doin'.
This evenin', th' lovely Turtle wench be watchin' C-SPAN. Be ye sufferin' from insomnia? Annette be sneakin' in 'n scarin' Turtle--I be assumin' watchin' C-SPAN did fer her what it be doin' fer me and puttin' me t' sleep--'n Turtle be reactin' by throwin' a remote at Annette's nose. I be lovin' a good wench fight.
Speakin' o' wenches, Ino be emoin' on th' roof. Be that a verb now? Emoin'?
Revelin'
Kerrigan, who be nowhere near the school--someone be understandin' the concept o' vacation--be askin' Roy t' get the cat t' stop beggin' fer food. Generally if ye feed 'em or get 'em drunk, they stop buggin' ye. Bridge be handin' o'er his liquid assignment a couple days late, but it be licquor, so I'd be forgivin' him.
Lucas be openin' the golf course 'n watchin' the grass grow--now that be an excellent use of time--'n Deadpool be playin' with exercise equipment in the gym. Ye need more friends if ye be playin' wit' inanimate objects. Ami be openin' the Magic Box 'n Billy be stoppin' by wit' photos o' his fake family from the weekend. That be somethin' I be missin' from my time. Back then, no one be borin' the crap out o' ye with ugly pictures o' their families. Ye didn't exactly haul around portraits wit' ye.
In a similar vein, Eve be at the gallery-which-were-so-much-better-as-a-brothel, tryin' t' match photos o' children wit' who they belonged to. None o' them be mine 'n I be payin' no child support until it be proven otherwise. She be gettin' visited by Adam 'n Charlotte. 'n in more wee fake children news, Savannah 'n Isabel be talkin' about their visitors o'er at Pixie Dust.
Lacey, o'er at the diner, is prayin' that all the spawn be gone, 'n I be thinkin' she might be the smartest wench on the island tonight. AJ be talkin' o' graduation, 'n leavin', 'n savin'a sandwich made by her. That be...*chittering* aye, creepy.
Cable be playin' chess wit' himself while his new baby--baby?! Did they not all go home this weekend?!--until Ino be stoppin' in t' be passive-aggressive at him. Niiice. Stanley be buggin' Mary while she be gettin' the hotel ready fer graduation guests tomorrow, Geoffrey be at the banana stand, 'n Melody be eatin' sugar cereal at Groovy Tunes. Mmm. Sugar.
O'er at Caritas, Haunches be hummin' somethin' mighty catchy. Wonder if I be havin' it in me music collection...in slightly related news, the Robin-who-be-a-frog were there singin' Strawberry Fields. If it be on the banjo, I be not responsible fer the ghost o' John Lennon bitchslappin' ye for ruinin' the tempo. Matey wit' the Hat be leavin' Haunches a loooooove note. Awww. Now I be needin' t' check me teeth fer cavities because o' the sugar content.
Doc Not!Stinson be watchin' the news in the clinic, which be better than watchin' a documentary on scariest medical procedures or the like, I suppose."
And that be all fer tonight! Keep yer eyes open, 'n if yer ears be lookin' like they belong on a donkey, feel free t' blame Jack Burton!
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