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Pirate Radio [Thursday, April 17]
Good evenin', Fandom! It be It be I, Barbossa, th' island's most famous pirate, bringin' ye the highs 'n lows o' today.
*weetiny squirrel cheers*
Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
In Ethics today, Professor Skywalker let his students ask him questions. Did ye ask what it were like t' be hatched from an egg? Jedi are, ye know. He told me that when he were younger 'n had different stupid hair. Oooh, or ye could follow this squirrel's advice 'n ask him who stuck a lightsaber up his ass. His students go wit' the "preferrin' t' live" option 'n ask about forgivin' yerself, why ye need ethics anyway, 'n if some things are unforgivable. If ye drink the last o' the rum 'n don't replace it, I be thinkin' that be unforgivable. Anyway, Professor Skywalker be lookin' confused by Jo--she be the one who be not Meg 'n dating yer son. Keep up--'n then hearin' about Lana's plans t' visit grave sites this weekend 'n takin' more questions from Rikku.
In Tactics, thar be a free-for-all! Wit'...instructions. That be seemin' counterintuitive. Thar be sneakin' up on people 'n certain Sokkas shootin' people in the back. River be cheerful, 'n Kerrigan be *papers shuffling* hopin' not to chop off legs? I be not askin'.
Thar was reviewin' in Conflict Management, 'n a discussion in Invasions class about talkin' wit' adults about things that be too scary t' take on as heavily armed teenagers. Fer once, they actually be listenin'. Michael even be bringin' a dog along. *more rustling* Student? No? Huh. 'n Luke be askin' questions, like the suck-up little TA he be.
French class be watchin' a French film, eatin' french fries 'n gettin' French manicures. Or somethin' like that. In the library, Bridge were cheerful. In other equally shockin' news, I like rum. Jen be thar 'n weirded out by last weekend. Ye'll have to be a wee more specific about which part. Chris also be stoppin' by, but it looks like the squirrel takin' notes be gettin' a little hungry 'n ate the important bit of what happened.
*sheepish chittering*
In office hours, Professor Petrelli be readin' the New York Times--can ye get any o' the answers t' the crossword today? I be stumped--'n Professor Mizrahi were contemplatin' marks. If ye have a black one on yer palm, thar be no point in runnin'. Davy Jones be comin' fer ye. 'n in the office, they be orderin' office supplies. Ooh. I be lovin' office supplies. Someone keeps puttin' all o' me paperclips in a chain....
*innocent squirrel-y silence*
Wenches Wit' Guns --mmm-- be meetin' today. Triela be reviewin' the rules--dun shoot anyone somewhere if ye miss, they'll be able t' track ye down, dun shoot anyone in th' eye if they'll be lookin' stupid wit' an eyepatch--that sort o' thing--and then Sokka be askin' fer all o' them t' be broken by sneakin' up 'n tryin' t' toss paint on her. Again? This is becomin' a disturbin' pattern, me heartie. More so because ye can't be very good at sneakin' if the squirrels be catchin' ye at it. If ye shot him, Triela, I be not blamin' ye. Romeo be makin' a date wit' Triela t' learn how t' be sneakier--don't ask Sokka, t' be sure--'n Dojima 'n Triela be jokin' about Dojima's progress wit' a gun. I...be not sure what be funny about it, unless it somehow be a euphemism. Turtle, Sokka 'n Dojima be shootin' things, which be makin' sense, 'n Kerrigan be involved in some PDA, which I be approvin' mightily o'.
Roomin'
Up on the fifth floor--I used t' live thar!--Willow--*wee squirrelly cheers*--be watching a televised dance competition. Harry be wantin' to know if the television be talkin' back. She said not today, but it be not out o' the realm o' possibility. Smart wench. Turtle be wagerin' that Willow be not havin' any money ridin' on the outcome o' the event, since Willow be not yellin' at the television. Wagerin'. Hah! Ye see what I did thar?
Brooke be especially pleased that thar be a puppy in her room. Michael be solvin' that problem by leavin' 'n takin' the dog wit' him. That be one way o' doin' it. Brooke be wastin' no time fillin' the vacancy in her room wit' Peter-who-be-a-Petrelli. Did ye check t' see if he chews on shoes? Peter-who-be-a-Parker be in Rikku''s room askin' her t' take over the newspaper when he graduates.
Summer be tellin' Savannah that she be havin' a crush on one o' her guy friends.
*sounds of money being exchanged* The squirrels be havin' a bet about that, apparently.
Bridge also be stoppin' by t' talk about Chris because he be worried about Wyatt. I be over here pretendin' that made sense. 'n Lana also be stoppin' by t' apologize t' Summer fer being scarce due t' emo. Were ye in a coma? It's been a while since we've had an emocoma.
Mel be havin' a nightmare, 'n be goin' t' Sokka's room fer the dirty form o' comfortin'. We be not havin' video because we not be completely insane.
Revelin'
The Rack be at the hotel, doin' some important starin' into space until Stanley interrupts her. Sean be also stoppin' by 'n findin' out about the planned elopement o' the Rack and G...Gumby. Yes.
Makoto be playin' video games at Pizza Planet while Tom be cleanin' the ovens, Ami be studying at th' Magic Box, 'n Melody be playin' CD tag wit' the kittens o'er at Groovy Tunes, as ye do. Cassandra be eatin' chocolate at Cafe Fina, Sokka be performin' dramatic poetry at T&C, 'n Isabel be studyin' at Pixie Dust before Romeo be interruptin' her wit' discussions o' prom 'n the future. Did anyone tell ye what happened the day after prom last year? Heh. I be keepin' it a surprise if not.
Charlotte be interruptin' Eve's shift at the place that were so much better as a brothel by askin' if she smelled smoke. She be cookin' like the hookers, too!
Michael 'n Lacy be talkin' redecoratin' o'er at Luke's, 'n Haunches be in the bar mixin' some new drinks. Addin' things t' the drinks jes' be dillutin' the alcohol.
*chittering*
She be addin' maple syrup to 'em? What be wrong wit' her? Adah be ignorin' her as she be drinkin' somethin' that hopefully be not havin' a breakfast condiment in it. Smart wench.
And it be so quiet at the clinic today that they not even be open!
That be all fer us here at the Crow's Nest. Have a good night, Fandom!
Frozen Puck to the Head - Captain Tractor
*weetiny squirrel cheers*
Readin', Writin', 'Rithamatic
In Ethics today, Professor Skywalker let his students ask him questions. Did ye ask what it were like t' be hatched from an egg? Jedi are, ye know. He told me that when he were younger 'n had different stupid hair. Oooh, or ye could follow this squirrel's advice 'n ask him who stuck a lightsaber up his ass. His students go wit' the "preferrin' t' live" option 'n ask about forgivin' yerself, why ye need ethics anyway, 'n if some things are unforgivable. If ye drink the last o' the rum 'n don't replace it, I be thinkin' that be unforgivable. Anyway, Professor Skywalker be lookin' confused by Jo--she be the one who be not Meg 'n dating yer son. Keep up--'n then hearin' about Lana's plans t' visit grave sites this weekend 'n takin' more questions from Rikku.
In Tactics, thar be a free-for-all! Wit'...instructions. That be seemin' counterintuitive. Thar be sneakin' up on people 'n certain Sokkas shootin' people in the back. River be cheerful, 'n Kerrigan be *papers shuffling* hopin' not to chop off legs? I be not askin'.
Thar was reviewin' in Conflict Management, 'n a discussion in Invasions class about talkin' wit' adults about things that be too scary t' take on as heavily armed teenagers. Fer once, they actually be listenin'. Michael even be bringin' a dog along. *more rustling* Student? No? Huh. 'n Luke be askin' questions, like the suck-up little TA he be.
French class be watchin' a French film, eatin' french fries 'n gettin' French manicures. Or somethin' like that. In the library, Bridge were cheerful. In other equally shockin' news, I like rum. Jen be thar 'n weirded out by last weekend. Ye'll have to be a wee more specific about which part. Chris also be stoppin' by, but it looks like the squirrel takin' notes be gettin' a little hungry 'n ate the important bit of what happened.
*sheepish chittering*
In office hours, Professor Petrelli be readin' the New York Times--can ye get any o' the answers t' the crossword today? I be stumped--'n Professor Mizrahi were contemplatin' marks. If ye have a black one on yer palm, thar be no point in runnin'. Davy Jones be comin' fer ye. 'n in the office, they be orderin' office supplies. Ooh. I be lovin' office supplies. Someone keeps puttin' all o' me paperclips in a chain....
*innocent squirrel-y silence*
Wenches Wit' Guns --mmm-- be meetin' today. Triela be reviewin' the rules--dun shoot anyone somewhere if ye miss, they'll be able t' track ye down, dun shoot anyone in th' eye if they'll be lookin' stupid wit' an eyepatch--that sort o' thing--and then Sokka be askin' fer all o' them t' be broken by sneakin' up 'n tryin' t' toss paint on her. Again? This is becomin' a disturbin' pattern, me heartie. More so because ye can't be very good at sneakin' if the squirrels be catchin' ye at it. If ye shot him, Triela, I be not blamin' ye. Romeo be makin' a date wit' Triela t' learn how t' be sneakier--don't ask Sokka, t' be sure--'n Dojima 'n Triela be jokin' about Dojima's progress wit' a gun. I...be not sure what be funny about it, unless it somehow be a euphemism. Turtle, Sokka 'n Dojima be shootin' things, which be makin' sense, 'n Kerrigan be involved in some PDA, which I be approvin' mightily o'.
Roomin'
Up on the fifth floor--I used t' live thar!--Willow--*wee squirrelly cheers*--be watching a televised dance competition. Harry be wantin' to know if the television be talkin' back. She said not today, but it be not out o' the realm o' possibility. Smart wench. Turtle be wagerin' that Willow be not havin' any money ridin' on the outcome o' the event, since Willow be not yellin' at the television. Wagerin'. Hah! Ye see what I did thar?
Brooke be especially pleased that thar be a puppy in her room. Michael be solvin' that problem by leavin' 'n takin' the dog wit' him. That be one way o' doin' it. Brooke be wastin' no time fillin' the vacancy in her room wit' Peter-who-be-a-Petrelli. Did ye check t' see if he chews on shoes? Peter-who-be-a-Parker be in Rikku''s room askin' her t' take over the newspaper when he graduates.
Summer be tellin' Savannah that she be havin' a crush on one o' her guy friends.
*sounds of money being exchanged* The squirrels be havin' a bet about that, apparently.
Bridge also be stoppin' by t' talk about Chris because he be worried about Wyatt. I be over here pretendin' that made sense. 'n Lana also be stoppin' by t' apologize t' Summer fer being scarce due t' emo. Were ye in a coma? It's been a while since we've had an emocoma.
Mel be havin' a nightmare, 'n be goin' t' Sokka's room fer the dirty form o' comfortin'. We be not havin' video because we not be completely insane.
Revelin'
The Rack be at the hotel, doin' some important starin' into space until Stanley interrupts her. Sean be also stoppin' by 'n findin' out about the planned elopement o' the Rack and G...Gumby. Yes.
Makoto be playin' video games at Pizza Planet while Tom be cleanin' the ovens, Ami be studying at th' Magic Box, 'n Melody be playin' CD tag wit' the kittens o'er at Groovy Tunes, as ye do. Cassandra be eatin' chocolate at Cafe Fina, Sokka be performin' dramatic poetry at T&C, 'n Isabel be studyin' at Pixie Dust before Romeo be interruptin' her wit' discussions o' prom 'n the future. Did anyone tell ye what happened the day after prom last year? Heh. I be keepin' it a surprise if not.
Charlotte be interruptin' Eve's shift at the place that were so much better as a brothel by askin' if she smelled smoke. She be cookin' like the hookers, too!
Michael 'n Lacy be talkin' redecoratin' o'er at Luke's, 'n Haunches be in the bar mixin' some new drinks. Addin' things t' the drinks jes' be dillutin' the alcohol.
*chittering*
She be addin' maple syrup to 'em? What be wrong wit' her? Adah be ignorin' her as she be drinkin' somethin' that hopefully be not havin' a breakfast condiment in it. Smart wench.
And it be so quiet at the clinic today that they not even be open!
That be all fer us here at the Crow's Nest. Have a good night, Fandom!
Frozen Puck to the Head - Captain Tractor
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