Fandom Radio :: Monday, March 31st.

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Turtle: Good evening, Fandom! You're listening to Turtle and Jeff on WTFH Radio, here to bring you all the news fit to print. Or, in this case, broadcast. We are no longer wee itty bitty children, I'm back to being sixteen and old enough to drive, heck yeah!, and Jeff has back his sleeves!

Jeff: They were in my closet. I had to use a stick, but it's better to go in the closet than to have no sleeves.

Turtle: ... And that, my friends, is advice to live your life by, let me tell you. We've got ourselves a regular ol' So Crates in our midsts.

Jeff: It's important to remember these things in case the issues come up again.

Turtle: INDEED. For now, though, shall we get to the notes?



SCHOOL

Jeff: Sam opens the flirtary, Dean comes 'round for lunch, Dawn brings lunch, which is sort of useful, really, when you want to have lunch, and finally, 'cos it wouldn't be the flirtary without it, Peter's there for a bit of a flirt. ...It's nice when things are normal.

Turtle: That is true. Normal flirtary procedures to tend to make a person feel calmer and at ease with the world.

Jeff: Flirtary procedures are very important and have to be followed to the letter, 'cos otherwise all the flirting falls out. We talked about credit in Maths class today, and then we destroyed applications. Which was sort of interesting, I suppose, but I sort of miss the numbers. Perhaps Leer did too 'cos he ended up asking Professor Beaubier about recycling the papers. In Myths class, which isn't maths, there's Australians! And homework. I think I like the Australians better. They talk about it for a bit, and then Billy's there!

Turtle: Choosing Your Own Government talks about having a national language. Which I'd say is pretty important; otherwise, how would they have discussed it in the first place, huh? And then Inventorwhosawhutsit continued naming things, but this time, with acronyms! I'd offer some right now, but I'm too tired from all that jumping on the bed I did this morn-- errr, this weekend. THIS WEEKEND. *ahem* Uhh, so, right, they named some things and brain-stormed on their own inventorwhosawhutsits, and Willow was most likely a wonderful TA. Liir apologized to Mister Glitch about how he acted as a wee tiny Liir this weekend. Did you color on the walls? Or dump all the flour all over the kitchen? I did that a lot when I was little, but not this time, 'cause I wasn't as little this time around.

Jeff: I passed out in the common room and woke up there this morning with a sock.

Turtle: Did you at least have your sleeeeeves, Jeff?

Jeff: ... ... up my nose.

Turtle: ...

...Anyway, because that made sense, they watch a nice film in Criminal Justice class to recover from the weekend. Dean checks up on Peter of the Petrelli variety to make sure he isn't planning on falling off any balconies any time soon. Yes, well, I think I agree with Dean that this is something you generally want to avoid. Generally. Sora TA'd, probably far from any balconies. Hopefully.

Jeff: Mister Cannon and Mister Bond had office hours and I'm fairly certain no balconies were involved. And Robin our colleague made some charts for Constable Fraser about how she does her time and all that. I should try that, it might help a bit with some of these issues.

Turtle: Also, no mooses in the office, as I've come to expect, but there is lots of candy.

DORMS

Turtle: Ferris put up posters for a party tomorrow in on the third floor. And Sokka wakes up in the Second Floor Common Room, glued to a table and covered in construction paper and glitter. *clears throat* Excuse me for a minute.

*pause*

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Okay, I'm done.

Jeff: Robin who's a frog doesn't miss his fishbowl. If he's a frog, doesn't that really make it sort of more of a frog bowl? Karal and Evey wake up covered in jam and it's a bit like lesbians except Karal's not a woman. Chris and summer wake up in a room together but it's not that time of the year yet, is it? It seems like that might be a bit painful. Annette with the lungs I mean no lungs I mean is sticky. ...

Turtle: GET OFF THE STICKY, JEFF.

Jeff: ... ... You think she borrowed some jam?

Turtle: ...Is that what kind of sticky you were thinking about?

Jeff: There was jam! John and Andrew go on a roadtrip of 'win'. I'm not sure what that means. Are they winning something, or have they been wun? ... Wun. Lana wakes up but she's depressed so she goes back to sleep. I find a jam sandwich usually helps. Ask Karal! Wyatt and Isabel talk about Isabel being a kid while they... ...

Turtle: While they wha-- Oh. OH. ... How did I let you have this set of notes, anyway?

Jeff: ... ... Sleeves?

Turtle: Yes. Focus on the sleeves. The sleeves are less detrimental to your psyche, Jeff. Sleeeves. Soooooothing sleeeeeeves.

Jeff: ... Sleeves. Er. Anyway. Ron writes another letter home, and then Savannah and Johnny and Seely and Aravis wake up snuggly except not all with each other, obviously, it wasn't some sort of... ... orgy... ...

Turtle: Anders-who-will-ALWAYS-be-cuter-than-Marco settles in to get ready for baseball's opening day. Ugh. Sports. The only thing they're good for is betting money on them. Daddy says sports pretty much paid for my new car, but not to tell Mother that, or else I won't get to keep it. Jaina worked on stuff in her room and Karal stops in. He wants to apologize for saying girls can't fight Space Vampires, and it worked out because Jaina apologized for letting Trenor out. Luke stopped by, too, to talk with Jaina about being little, and Jaina tells Luke about how she's mad at Mister Skywalker. I'm almost certain that the words "bunny" and "foo foo" had to be in that conversation somewhere. Don't ask me how; I'm just going to call it a hunch. Robin of the Frog Variety woke up in the extra bed in Hoshi's room and...Awwww, do they have an extra bed clause, too? ...uh, well, I guess I can't really feel too not-special about that any more because our Extra-Bed Clause has pretty much become null and void, hasn't it?

Jeff: Well, there is an Extra-Bed. I'm fairly certain that by the terms of the contract we still technically have an Extra-Bed Clause.

Turtle: Well, yes, but the Extra-Bed Clause clearly states that, should it be in the interests of both parties that the Extra-Bed not be used for the favor of a singular bed, then the Extra-Bed Clause withstands as a disregardable property in respect to the contract, thus making the constrictions placed on the usage of the extra bed null and void, because, should the Extra-Bed Clause be evoked, for all intents and purposes, then it would restrict the parties involved from taking advantages of the niceness that can be wrought from a singular bed.

Jeff: Yes, but what if I get turned into three seperate people? We'd all need beds, we can't all use the singular bed so at least one of us would have to invoke the Extra-Bed Clause, which means it's very important for emergencies and other situations of a possibly alarming nature. What if one of us gets covered in jam?

Turtle: Then we refer to the Fandom is Frakking Messed Up Clause, Clause 1337-WTF, which mostly just takes things by a more case-by-case consideration, unless both parties agree to just wait a few days, because, then, in a few days, things will be back to normal. Normal being a relative term. Naturally.

Jeff: It could not be. We could be covered in jam for days and then we wouldn't be able to do anything 'cos we'd be big blobs of jam. ... Blobs of jam. I feel we should keep the Extra-Bed Clause for jamergencies. Just to be on the safe side.

Turtle: I'll add a Jam Subclause. How's that sound?

Jeff: Workable.

Turtle: Good. Excellent. Moving along. Reno got a call from his boss, and Rikku comes in to find out it's not Good News, Bad enough to make her think he's ill. But not everyone can have a boss as awesome as me, I guess. Karal put Trenor back in the stables this morning, because, as mentioned earlier, Jaina totally let him out this weekend. Rikku was all flaily this morning....this is before the bit with Reno, because I'm totally chronologically all over the place right now, but whatever. Mac was relaxing and Ino was, too, but the latter got a visit from Liir to chat a bit about their wee tiny antics. Kabuto drops in, too, to talk to Ino about cooties which, really, are rather overrated.

TOWN

Jeff: There's a spot of things being opened in town today. My big brother at his music shop, and Seregil at the book shop, and balloons at the Arms, and Alex at the music shop, we still don't have babies, Yeehtzak at Luke's, George Michael at the banana shop, and Apu... at... Turtle and Canary. Turtle! I told you Jamie shouldn't do Mondays!

Turtle: Er, um, well, technically, if Apu's opening, then he isn't. I'm sure he has a very good reason, Jeff.

Jeff: But if he wasn't on Mondays, then Apu wouldn't have to open 'cos someone else was opening.

Turtle: Jeff, Mondays are old hat for me there by now. It's time to move on.

Jeff: But it's... wrong.

Turtle: *sigh* Just get on with the notes, Jeff.

Jeff: Okay. Er, and Fai's at the Perk and Billy's at the park. You ever notice how those are really close together? People might get confused, what if you show up at the pond for a latte?

Turtle: Well, pond water would probably taste better than coffee, anyway. Romeo opened that really overpriced clothing place, and Dōjima stops in to chat about the weekend of wee tiny and weapons, which, while alliterate, don't seem like things usually put together. Annette was tired at the Post Office, Mister Scavo's in a good mood at Pizza Planet, and Naomi's reluctantly at Sparky's, where Jack came in with a box.

Jeff: What was in it?

Turtle: I dunno. Doesn't say. Maybe it was sleeeeeeeeeeves, Jeff.

Jeff: ... Did they happen to have any dog drool on them?

Turtle: *headthunk* I don't think they were your sleeves, Jeff. That was a joke.

Jeff: Oh. Millie and Katara were at the clinic today except neither were nurses. I miss the nurses, they do seemed to nurse up the day a bit.

Turtle: And Miss Lieutenant Kerrigan has a hangover and a kitten and a Sherriff Mustang. She's none too happy about all three, but I'll take the kitten if she doesn't want it! And, meanwhile, Sherriff Mustang happened to have had a Miss Aly, which I'm guessing means I don't want to elaborate anymore on this notes, if Miss Aly's involved. *ahem*



Turtle: That's all the notes! Good night, everyone! Keep an eye on your sleeeeeves.