Reno of the Turks (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
raspberryturk) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
fandom_radio2008-03-25 11:11 pm
raspberryturk) wrote in fandom_radio2008-03-25 11:11 pm
Entry tags:
Fandom Radio, Tuesday, March 25
Jenny: Helloooooo, Fandom High. I'm Jenny Sparks, here with Reno who thinks he's too good for last names or something, Captain Morgan, and a bunch of sodding squirrels. So it must be Tuesday!
Reno: Looks like Tuesday. Feels like Tuesday. Went to my Tuesday class today. Maybe it's Friday, yo.
Jenny: No, if it was Friday I'd still be in bed right now. Or drinking. It varies. *sloshy slosh* OH WAIT. It might be Friday after all.
Reno: If it's Friday, we get to leave. I say we take a vote right now, the two of us, by show of hands. Should it be Friday today?
Jenny: I vote yes. Unfortunately, all the squirrels seem to vote no. Bugger.
Reno: They got more hands than us. Dammit. We got notes then?
Jenny: We got notes. Woe. Luckily, we also got booze. Let's get to it.
Reno: Ah, booze. The best part of Tuesday, right there, yo.
School, Where the Show of Hands Thing Usually Works
Reno: Alright, today in computer class, they learned L-three-three-T speak. And. I can't read the rest of these notes, yo. They're all written in, like, brackets and numbers an' crap.
*chittering*
Reno: Whatddaya know. A squirrel who knows how to read this. Notes-readin' is gonna be slow while he writes this down. Cassandra... was confused... during the lecture. See, that's spelled out, like, K-4-2-2-4, and then a bunch'a lines. No wonder she was confused, yo. Students... practiced their leet. And... Mike was available. Okay. That wasn't too hard, yo. Now I can get onto the notes that I can read. Score! Interactive Religions class learned about Joshua of Nazareth, founder of Christianity! We all listened to Biff before askin' questions about his buddy Josh. Karal was there, yo. Which is good, him bein' the TA and all. And Rikku stopped to talk to Biff after class about Yunie. Sneaky Spycraft spent the class lookin' at gadgets, yo. Nobody asked questions or took a nap, which means that the gadgets that they were playin' with must'a got all their attention, yo. The two TAs just sat there, but Willow asked Aly about shootin' people with darts. That for more extra credit, Willow?
Jenny: If it is, let me know, because I too can get behind shooting people for extra credit. In cooking class, we made curry. It smelled wonderful. We, yes, cooked curry, and then there was Liir, who told Lulu he was going to be cooking at Fina. Anemone opened the library. Anakin had office hours, where Jaina dropped by with pictures of his new grandson--congrats, but isn't he a bit young? Then again, he's marrying his son, what do I know? Karal gave him a meditation lamp, and John asked him about love and the Jedi order. Oh, oh, I know this one from class! They're against it. Kerrigan also had office hours, where Triela stopped by to ask about a paintball competition, and so did Glitch, where Liir asked him about a letter. There was also cheerleading, oh the horror, where Savannah set up a droidbaby-safe area. Oh, right, I should probably do something with mine so I don't fail the assignment. A bunch of people stretched and warmed up, then some of them watched the babies and Rikku totally did not nap. I wonder if she's named our child yet. Oh, also Savannah cheer flirted with Johnny Storm.
Dorms, Where Puttin' up a Hand Leads to High Fives
Reno: In the dorms today, Troy was readin' scripts and Sky stopped by. Dojima paid Reno a visit with spy toys while he was tryin' to read. "Spy Toys" can have many purposes, zoto. A deadbeat fake babydad by the name of Harry visited a collapsed Lana with pizza... Which don't make up for the fact that he ditched her with twins, I'm thinkin'. Chocolate and medical books were the order of the day for Ino, and a really freakin' weird combination, if you ask me. Andros sent a message after returnin' to Fandom, yo. Meg was in bed with Easter candy- kinky?- and a Top Model marathon. English Peter wasn't interruptin' Willow at all when he stopped by while she was playin' with her hedgehog. Valentine and Naminé were talking while Nami sketched. And then... Valentine disappeared? ... Ah, hell no. I ain't doin' any more freakin' blinkin', dammit.
Jenny: Mel sang to her droidbaby, then Sokka came by to ask her about the future and give her a present. With a lead-in like that, hopefully it wasn't a ring. Don't let him make an honest woman of you, Mel! You and your hair are cooler than that! Then Dawn stopped by. Hoshi took her dog down to Selkie Cove, and in more dorm-y news, Summer's droidbaby wouldn't stop crying, which freaked Chris Halliwell right out. Lightweight. Savannah dropped by with her fake son, who is apparently named Cairo, Prue told Chris she doesn't have instincts--what, at all?--, Anders laughed at him, Piper called, Savannah snapped a picture, and Wyatt told HIS fake kid not to cry before he stopped by. With all that going on, no wonder the fake baby couldn't sleep. Christ. Karal returned Edgar to Adah, who was reading, Peter Parker Googled Jumbles, and Namine went to rescue Valentine. I wish her luck. Liir was out on the lawn this morning, where Karal offered him a desk, Michael stopped by to thank him for healing Andrew and to explain how he can make....oranges, right, is Michael a tree or a Doctor? And also Romeo wished Liir a good day.
Town, Where a Raised Hand Means an Ordered Drink
Reno: In the clinic, Dr. Troy did paperwork and inventory, while Wyatt's robo-baby got cooed at by the nurses. Girls, really. It's a freakin' toy. Jack was doin' jack at the Photo Hut, yo. Jeff was doin' the same at the Arms with a bowl of donuts, until Turtle stopped in to poke him with a stick. Lana was happy at the Book Haven, where Harry, the deadbeat, stopped in with coffee. No, man, that still don't make up for it. Groovy Tunes saw Melody throwin' CDs at the wall. Venting? Adam was hangin' out at Wonders of the World, and Liz was at the Post Office. Naminé opened up Café Fina, and then had a talk with Fai, who thanked her for comin' to work. Michael was quiet at Luke's, and the Sin was gettin' some renovations done, courtesy of Charlotte, yo. Xander was teasin' her while he was workin', too. Nathan stopped in to greet her, realized that they were both New Yorkers, and they talked about their pasts. Oooh. Pasts. Geoffrey was paintin' an old building, and Troy stopped in to interrupt the paintin', or whatever.
Jenny: And then...wait. Wait. Is that it? Are we seriously done already?
Reno: That's everything. Except- Oh. Important public service announcement. Sokka, the kid with the ponytail. He wets his bed. And I hear he does strange things with his chinchilla, yo. So all you Fandomers out there better keep an eye on your linens and housepets. Just sayin'.
Jenny: I suspected as much.
Reno: Explains why he was wearin' that diaper durin' strip poker in Mexico, don't it?
Jenny: It totally does. Why was he playing strip poker with us, again? Because, ew.
Reno: Apparently someone thought he was one of the students in the school who had bladder control?
Jenny: Well. I certainly hope they have been disabused of that notion.
Reno: I'm thinkin' this public service announcement has opened up their eyes, yo. Say good night, Jenny.
Jenny: I don't want to say good night. You say good night.
Reno: ... Good night, Jenny.
Jenny: Good night, Reno. And good night, Fandom!
Reno: Looks like Tuesday. Feels like Tuesday. Went to my Tuesday class today. Maybe it's Friday, yo.
Jenny: No, if it was Friday I'd still be in bed right now. Or drinking. It varies. *sloshy slosh* OH WAIT. It might be Friday after all.
Reno: If it's Friday, we get to leave. I say we take a vote right now, the two of us, by show of hands. Should it be Friday today?
Jenny: I vote yes. Unfortunately, all the squirrels seem to vote no. Bugger.
Reno: They got more hands than us. Dammit. We got notes then?
Jenny: We got notes. Woe. Luckily, we also got booze. Let's get to it.
Reno: Ah, booze. The best part of Tuesday, right there, yo.
School, Where the Show of Hands Thing Usually Works
Reno: Alright, today in computer class, they learned L-three-three-T speak. And. I can't read the rest of these notes, yo. They're all written in, like, brackets and numbers an' crap.
*chittering*
Reno: Whatddaya know. A squirrel who knows how to read this. Notes-readin' is gonna be slow while he writes this down. Cassandra... was confused... during the lecture. See, that's spelled out, like, K-4-2-2-4, and then a bunch'a lines. No wonder she was confused, yo. Students... practiced their leet. And... Mike was available. Okay. That wasn't too hard, yo. Now I can get onto the notes that I can read. Score! Interactive Religions class learned about Joshua of Nazareth, founder of Christianity! We all listened to Biff before askin' questions about his buddy Josh. Karal was there, yo. Which is good, him bein' the TA and all. And Rikku stopped to talk to Biff after class about Yunie. Sneaky Spycraft spent the class lookin' at gadgets, yo. Nobody asked questions or took a nap, which means that the gadgets that they were playin' with must'a got all their attention, yo. The two TAs just sat there, but Willow asked Aly about shootin' people with darts. That for more extra credit, Willow?
Jenny: If it is, let me know, because I too can get behind shooting people for extra credit. In cooking class, we made curry. It smelled wonderful. We, yes, cooked curry, and then there was Liir, who told Lulu he was going to be cooking at Fina. Anemone opened the library. Anakin had office hours, where Jaina dropped by with pictures of his new grandson--congrats, but isn't he a bit young? Then again, he's marrying his son, what do I know? Karal gave him a meditation lamp, and John asked him about love and the Jedi order. Oh, oh, I know this one from class! They're against it. Kerrigan also had office hours, where Triela stopped by to ask about a paintball competition, and so did Glitch, where Liir asked him about a letter. There was also cheerleading, oh the horror, where Savannah set up a droidbaby-safe area. Oh, right, I should probably do something with mine so I don't fail the assignment. A bunch of people stretched and warmed up, then some of them watched the babies and Rikku totally did not nap. I wonder if she's named our child yet. Oh, also Savannah cheer flirted with Johnny Storm.
Dorms, Where Puttin' up a Hand Leads to High Fives
Reno: In the dorms today, Troy was readin' scripts and Sky stopped by. Dojima paid Reno a visit with spy toys while he was tryin' to read. "Spy Toys" can have many purposes, zoto. A deadbeat fake babydad by the name of Harry visited a collapsed Lana with pizza... Which don't make up for the fact that he ditched her with twins, I'm thinkin'. Chocolate and medical books were the order of the day for Ino, and a really freakin' weird combination, if you ask me. Andros sent a message after returnin' to Fandom, yo. Meg was in bed with Easter candy- kinky?- and a Top Model marathon. English Peter wasn't interruptin' Willow at all when he stopped by while she was playin' with her hedgehog. Valentine and Naminé were talking while Nami sketched. And then... Valentine disappeared? ... Ah, hell no. I ain't doin' any more freakin' blinkin', dammit.
Jenny: Mel sang to her droidbaby, then Sokka came by to ask her about the future and give her a present. With a lead-in like that, hopefully it wasn't a ring. Don't let him make an honest woman of you, Mel! You and your hair are cooler than that! Then Dawn stopped by. Hoshi took her dog down to Selkie Cove, and in more dorm-y news, Summer's droidbaby wouldn't stop crying, which freaked Chris Halliwell right out. Lightweight. Savannah dropped by with her fake son, who is apparently named Cairo, Prue told Chris she doesn't have instincts--what, at all?--, Anders laughed at him, Piper called, Savannah snapped a picture, and Wyatt told HIS fake kid not to cry before he stopped by. With all that going on, no wonder the fake baby couldn't sleep. Christ. Karal returned Edgar to Adah, who was reading, Peter Parker Googled Jumbles, and Namine went to rescue Valentine. I wish her luck. Liir was out on the lawn this morning, where Karal offered him a desk, Michael stopped by to thank him for healing Andrew and to explain how he can make....oranges, right, is Michael a tree or a Doctor? And also Romeo wished Liir a good day.
Town, Where a Raised Hand Means an Ordered Drink
Reno: In the clinic, Dr. Troy did paperwork and inventory, while Wyatt's robo-baby got cooed at by the nurses. Girls, really. It's a freakin' toy. Jack was doin' jack at the Photo Hut, yo. Jeff was doin' the same at the Arms with a bowl of donuts, until Turtle stopped in to poke him with a stick. Lana was happy at the Book Haven, where Harry, the deadbeat, stopped in with coffee. No, man, that still don't make up for it. Groovy Tunes saw Melody throwin' CDs at the wall. Venting? Adam was hangin' out at Wonders of the World, and Liz was at the Post Office. Naminé opened up Café Fina, and then had a talk with Fai, who thanked her for comin' to work. Michael was quiet at Luke's, and the Sin was gettin' some renovations done, courtesy of Charlotte, yo. Xander was teasin' her while he was workin', too. Nathan stopped in to greet her, realized that they were both New Yorkers, and they talked about their pasts. Oooh. Pasts. Geoffrey was paintin' an old building, and Troy stopped in to interrupt the paintin', or whatever.
Jenny: And then...wait. Wait. Is that it? Are we seriously done already?
Reno: That's everything. Except- Oh. Important public service announcement. Sokka, the kid with the ponytail. He wets his bed. And I hear he does strange things with his chinchilla, yo. So all you Fandomers out there better keep an eye on your linens and housepets. Just sayin'.
Jenny: I suspected as much.
Reno: Explains why he was wearin' that diaper durin' strip poker in Mexico, don't it?
Jenny: It totally does. Why was he playing strip poker with us, again? Because, ew.
Reno: Apparently someone thought he was one of the students in the school who had bladder control?
Jenny: Well. I certainly hope they have been disabused of that notion.
Reno: I'm thinkin' this public service announcement has opened up their eyes, yo. Say good night, Jenny.
Jenny: I don't want to say good night. You say good night.
Reno: ... Good night, Jenny.
Jenny: Good night, Reno. And good night, Fandom!
OOC
Hee. Summer was the one that snapped the picture. :)]]
no subject
Sokka threw his radio across the room, again, and glared at the broken pieces.