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Fandom Radio :: Monday, March 24th (Best Day Ever).
Turtle: Guess what, Fandom! Today's the best day ever! Today's my birthday! It's Willow's birthday, too, so that helps as well. Yay! Birthday!
Jeff: I'm not certain you should've put that chocolate egg on your sandwich, Turtle. It seems like it's... ... expanding.
Turtle:...what is? My birthday? I could be okay with my birthday expanding!
Jeff: Well, you wouldn't want to wind up space jelly.
Turtle: ...true. Especially not on my birthday! I'm sixteen now; that's practically an adult.
Jeff: Exactly! And then we'd have to stop you from rampaging through the town and I don't really want to do that 'cos, you're my girlfriend. Even if you do turn into space jelly.
Turtle: ...Awwwww.
SCHOOL: Which Will One Day be Off on Turtle's Birthday, since it'll be a National Holiday
Jeff: It's Monday! And Turtle's birthday! So Sam opens the flirtary. ...But not for Turtle. The librarian finds out that there's a Bob who had babies. Well, that's what happens in a flirtary, isn't it? It's all the flirting! It had to happen eventually, there was no escaping it. You can't put that much flirting in one room and not expect people to start having babies. Then Dawn comes round to do homework, and Dean brings lunch, and Peter flirts. Oh my god. They're going to overload the flirtary and then there will be people having babies everywhere!
Turtle: Jeff, I'm pretty sure you can't have babies just by flirting.
Jeff: That's what they all said, and look what happened!
Turtle: Maybe they're metaphorical babies?
Jeff: There's no metaphorical babies in the flirtary, Turtle. In Maths, Michael is confused about stocks and bonds. ... how? It's not really hard, you know, bonds are this debt security and if you hold one, that means the issuer has to repay the principal together with the interest when it reaches maturity, and with bonds, the issuers aren't stockholders, they're just lenders, they haven't got an equity stake. I mean, it's not hard, is it?
Turtle: ....*somewhat breathless* I love you, Jeff...
Jeff: ...I love you too, Turtle. Then Mythology talks about what it's like having your personal beliefs called myths and that's never really happened to me yet. I mean, what if there's a myth about the breast octopus and I didn't even know it? Wyatt has baby trouble and I knew this was going to happen, the flirtary's expanding its flirting grasp and now there's going to be babies everywhere! And then they talk about reactions and there's a teaching assistant but that's not important, what's important is the spreading. Should we consider some sort of quarantine?
Turtle: On flirting? Or on babies? I could support a quarantine on babies.
Jeff: I was really sort of talking more about the general... flirters.
Turtle: I could also support that quarantine, too. Choose Your Own Government talked about peaceful diplomacy, which I fully support. I kind of tend to think that non-peaceful diplomacy isn't really diplomacy, generally speaking, but that's just me. They listened to a lecture and then discussed, like you do. And then it was naming inventions day from Inventrowhosawhatsit. I sure hope there was a lot of thingamabobs and fangdanglers. Willow was there to TA-it-up, and Liir pets Andrew, which, yeah, that's totally normal classroom behavior, and then checks up on him to see if he's okay. If he's letting people pet him in class, my guess is NO.
Jeff: It seems like a bit of a risk, really.
Turtle: Risk of what?
Jeff: ...Petting, mostly.
Turtle: Can it really be a risk, then, if it's already actually happening? That's moved from a risk right into the danger zone.
Jeff: I'd say it's a risk most of the time and a danger zone some of the time.
Turtle: ...I expect a pie chart of this tomorrow, Jeff. So, Mister Deadpool's Criminal Justice class got to frisk each other. Not dir-- Oh, who'm I kidding? It was probably mostly dirty.
Jeff: ... I missed frisking?
Turtle: Yup. Sure did. Martial Arts Club also met today in the gym, and they work with weapons. I'm guessing not guns. Billy and Hoshi fought with staffs and Mister Biff was all adviser-like.
Turtle: No mooses at the office today; just chocolate bunny bondage -- what?
Jeff: ...do you need us to go kick a bunny?
Turtle: I...have no idea.
Jeff: ...Okay. Mister Suresh and mister Cannon both have office hours but no visitors, and then mister Bond discusses duct tape-related issues with mister Deadpool. You have to be careful with duct tape, it sort of... sticks.
DORMS: Where Birthdays Happen!
Turtle: Jeff, you were up really early in the fifth floor common room. What we you doing there?
Jeff: I think Nana missed me a bit in Paris.
Turtle: But what does that have to do with you being in the common roo--Oh. Oh. Right, so there was a table with word-I-can't-say willows on it in the lobby with a sign wishing everyone a happy word-I'm -not-sure-I-can-say day, and I have no idea what that's all about. Billy wondered the same thing I did and Luke took some of the, er, offerings. And then Sky is settled into the fourth floor common room to watch Dancing with the Stars. Hoshi and her dog stop in and are all 'OMG, Galaxy Quest marathon,' because Hoshi's kind of a nerd, but we like her! Hi, Hoshi! It's my birthday today! And then she makes some food, because Hoshi likes doing that. Also, Ino stopped by to see Kabuto, there was flirting, but the squirrel isn't sure if the flirting progressed to dirty yet.
Jeff: Savannah got struck by the flirtary, too! And Johnny! They had a baby! And privacy. That takes a lot of work. Andrew wants to know if Karal's been avoiding him. He does that, you know, sometimes things just get him a bit annoyed and then you're not allowed. And then Luke tells him about the headaches he gets off Anakin, which seems like a bit of a rude topic for conversation. What if he finds out you were talking about that, by listening in or something like that? It's hard to keep these things secret! I hope you were careful. And River's redecorating and it's making the squirrel cry. I'm sorry, did she leave you with the patterns?
Turtle: So, since it's my birthday, I got to jump on the bed in celebration. It's tradition, and lots of nice people from home called me and then other nice people from here stopped in to give me presents. Like Marco, who got me caaaaaaaandy, and Jamie, who gave me breath mints and an Elvis lamp and a pretty good barter session, and the best boyfriend in the world, who is not a porn vendor! He wisely stayed away from all that and got me flowers and a balloon and a camera and a picture of us being all cute but not too cute, and, best of all, a new binder for my taxes! Best boyfriend ever!
TOWN: Where you get stuff for Birthdays!
Turtle: Jamie, who gives really odd birthday gifts, was working hard, I'm sure, at Turtle & Canary and Mister Cable opened up the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center. Michael stopped in to see Mister Cable, who warned him that getting used to Fandom Weirdness means not being prepared. Uhhh, so, Mister Cable, if you want to just stand for not letting Fandom Weirdness pass as such, I can whip up a pretty nice bill for a certain destruction of a certain store during certain Fandom Weirdness if you really want to stand by the conviction. AHEM. Anyway, Alex opened the Magic Box, and I opened a lot of actual boxes, too, because, hey, presents! Thank you everyone who got me some! I'll still definitely accept more throughout the week! Annette opened the Post Office, and A.J. show up to go on their daaa~ate, and she gives him her paper clip chain to wear as a necklace. What a bunch of DORKS.
Jeff: At Caritas, Jolee's confused by all the dancing. I'm sorry, mate, sometimes it just happens. And then there's still no nurses at the clinic, just someone named Millie. And then there's people opening things again! Yeethzak at Luke's, frontal at the Arms, Lucas at Wonders of the World, George Michael at the Banana Stand and then my big brother Chad opens up his music shop again! But no one comes 'round. Except at Book Haven, where Andrew was a rabbit, once, and then talks about some babies. Did you enter the flirtary this week? Finally, Mister Anakin is having coffee and gets water dropped on him, which seems like it's a bit over the top.
Turtle: Mister Scavo, which still sounds dirty and gross, opened Pizza Planet, and A.J. and Annette had a daaa~aaaate where he danced and took off his clothes for mone-- Oh, God, I can't unread it! In news that isn't about A.J. being a whore, Romeo opened Pixie Dust and Naomi opened Sparky's. Jack brought her some food. Constable Fraser wakes up Robin-who-is-not-a-frog from his couch as he comes home, Miss Aly and Sherriff Mustang got together to play, quote-unquote, "chess," although I really don't get why the quotes are there, and Mister Gabriel hung out outside the church with coffee and doughnuts. Ooooh, that sounds good! The doughnuts part, not the coffee part. Birthday doughnuts! That's what I need!
Jeff: I'll get you doughnuts at the hotel tomorrow. I'm certain I could get Gunther to make some... I think the cigar sort of made up for the beret thing.
Turtle: I'll definitely be there for doughnuts, then. But do I want to know about the cigar?
Jeff: It's French.
Turtle: Well, ooh~la~la. And that's the end of the notes, which means we're at the end of the best day of the year. It's rather sad, really...
Jeff: There's always another year? And we can jump on the bed a bit more when we go back!
Turtle: Excellent.
Jeff: I'm not certain you should've put that chocolate egg on your sandwich, Turtle. It seems like it's... ... expanding.
Turtle:...what is? My birthday? I could be okay with my birthday expanding!
Jeff: Well, you wouldn't want to wind up space jelly.
Turtle: ...true. Especially not on my birthday! I'm sixteen now; that's practically an adult.
Jeff: Exactly! And then we'd have to stop you from rampaging through the town and I don't really want to do that 'cos, you're my girlfriend. Even if you do turn into space jelly.
Turtle: ...Awwwww.
SCHOOL: Which Will One Day be Off on Turtle's Birthday, since it'll be a National Holiday
Jeff: It's Monday! And Turtle's birthday! So Sam opens the flirtary. ...But not for Turtle. The librarian finds out that there's a Bob who had babies. Well, that's what happens in a flirtary, isn't it? It's all the flirting! It had to happen eventually, there was no escaping it. You can't put that much flirting in one room and not expect people to start having babies. Then Dawn comes round to do homework, and Dean brings lunch, and Peter flirts. Oh my god. They're going to overload the flirtary and then there will be people having babies everywhere!
Turtle: Jeff, I'm pretty sure you can't have babies just by flirting.
Jeff: That's what they all said, and look what happened!
Turtle: Maybe they're metaphorical babies?
Jeff: There's no metaphorical babies in the flirtary, Turtle. In Maths, Michael is confused about stocks and bonds. ... how? It's not really hard, you know, bonds are this debt security and if you hold one, that means the issuer has to repay the principal together with the interest when it reaches maturity, and with bonds, the issuers aren't stockholders, they're just lenders, they haven't got an equity stake. I mean, it's not hard, is it?
Turtle: ....*somewhat breathless* I love you, Jeff...
Jeff: ...I love you too, Turtle. Then Mythology talks about what it's like having your personal beliefs called myths and that's never really happened to me yet. I mean, what if there's a myth about the breast octopus and I didn't even know it? Wyatt has baby trouble and I knew this was going to happen, the flirtary's expanding its flirting grasp and now there's going to be babies everywhere! And then they talk about reactions and there's a teaching assistant but that's not important, what's important is the spreading. Should we consider some sort of quarantine?
Turtle: On flirting? Or on babies? I could support a quarantine on babies.
Jeff: I was really sort of talking more about the general... flirters.
Turtle: I could also support that quarantine, too. Choose Your Own Government talked about peaceful diplomacy, which I fully support. I kind of tend to think that non-peaceful diplomacy isn't really diplomacy, generally speaking, but that's just me. They listened to a lecture and then discussed, like you do. And then it was naming inventions day from Inventrowhosawhatsit. I sure hope there was a lot of thingamabobs and fangdanglers. Willow was there to TA-it-up, and Liir pets Andrew, which, yeah, that's totally normal classroom behavior, and then checks up on him to see if he's okay. If he's letting people pet him in class, my guess is NO.
Jeff: It seems like a bit of a risk, really.
Turtle: Risk of what?
Jeff: ...Petting, mostly.
Turtle: Can it really be a risk, then, if it's already actually happening? That's moved from a risk right into the danger zone.
Jeff: I'd say it's a risk most of the time and a danger zone some of the time.
Turtle: ...I expect a pie chart of this tomorrow, Jeff. So, Mister Deadpool's Criminal Justice class got to frisk each other. Not dir-- Oh, who'm I kidding? It was probably mostly dirty.
Jeff: ... I missed frisking?
Turtle: Yup. Sure did. Martial Arts Club also met today in the gym, and they work with weapons. I'm guessing not guns. Billy and Hoshi fought with staffs and Mister Biff was all adviser-like.
Turtle: No mooses at the office today; just chocolate bunny bondage -- what?
Jeff: ...do you need us to go kick a bunny?
Turtle: I...have no idea.
Jeff: ...Okay. Mister Suresh and mister Cannon both have office hours but no visitors, and then mister Bond discusses duct tape-related issues with mister Deadpool. You have to be careful with duct tape, it sort of... sticks.
DORMS: Where Birthdays Happen!
Turtle: Jeff, you were up really early in the fifth floor common room. What we you doing there?
Jeff: I think Nana missed me a bit in Paris.
Turtle: But what does that have to do with you being in the common roo--Oh. Oh. Right, so there was a table with word-I-can't-say willows on it in the lobby with a sign wishing everyone a happy word-I'm -not-sure-I-can-say day, and I have no idea what that's all about. Billy wondered the same thing I did and Luke took some of the, er, offerings. And then Sky is settled into the fourth floor common room to watch Dancing with the Stars. Hoshi and her dog stop in and are all 'OMG, Galaxy Quest marathon,' because Hoshi's kind of a nerd, but we like her! Hi, Hoshi! It's my birthday today! And then she makes some food, because Hoshi likes doing that. Also, Ino stopped by to see Kabuto, there was flirting, but the squirrel isn't sure if the flirting progressed to dirty yet.
Jeff: Savannah got struck by the flirtary, too! And Johnny! They had a baby! And privacy. That takes a lot of work. Andrew wants to know if Karal's been avoiding him. He does that, you know, sometimes things just get him a bit annoyed and then you're not allowed. And then Luke tells him about the headaches he gets off Anakin, which seems like a bit of a rude topic for conversation. What if he finds out you were talking about that, by listening in or something like that? It's hard to keep these things secret! I hope you were careful. And River's redecorating and it's making the squirrel cry. I'm sorry, did she leave you with the patterns?
Turtle: So, since it's my birthday, I got to jump on the bed in celebration. It's tradition, and lots of nice people from home called me and then other nice people from here stopped in to give me presents. Like Marco, who got me caaaaaaaandy, and Jamie, who gave me breath mints and an Elvis lamp and a pretty good barter session, and the best boyfriend in the world, who is not a porn vendor! He wisely stayed away from all that and got me flowers and a balloon and a camera and a picture of us being all cute but not too cute, and, best of all, a new binder for my taxes! Best boyfriend ever!
TOWN: Where you get stuff for Birthdays!
Turtle: Jamie, who gives really odd birthday gifts, was working hard, I'm sure, at Turtle & Canary and Mister Cable opened up the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center. Michael stopped in to see Mister Cable, who warned him that getting used to Fandom Weirdness means not being prepared. Uhhh, so, Mister Cable, if you want to just stand for not letting Fandom Weirdness pass as such, I can whip up a pretty nice bill for a certain destruction of a certain store during certain Fandom Weirdness if you really want to stand by the conviction. AHEM. Anyway, Alex opened the Magic Box, and I opened a lot of actual boxes, too, because, hey, presents! Thank you everyone who got me some! I'll still definitely accept more throughout the week! Annette opened the Post Office, and A.J. show up to go on their daaa~ate, and she gives him her paper clip chain to wear as a necklace. What a bunch of DORKS.
Jeff: At Caritas, Jolee's confused by all the dancing. I'm sorry, mate, sometimes it just happens. And then there's still no nurses at the clinic, just someone named Millie. And then there's people opening things again! Yeethzak at Luke's, frontal at the Arms, Lucas at Wonders of the World, George Michael at the Banana Stand and then my big brother Chad opens up his music shop again! But no one comes 'round. Except at Book Haven, where Andrew was a rabbit, once, and then talks about some babies. Did you enter the flirtary this week? Finally, Mister Anakin is having coffee and gets water dropped on him, which seems like it's a bit over the top.
Turtle: Mister Scavo, which still sounds dirty and gross, opened Pizza Planet, and A.J. and Annette had a daaa~aaaate where he danced and took off his clothes for mone-- Oh, God, I can't unread it! In news that isn't about A.J. being a whore, Romeo opened Pixie Dust and Naomi opened Sparky's. Jack brought her some food. Constable Fraser wakes up Robin-who-is-not-a-frog from his couch as he comes home, Miss Aly and Sherriff Mustang got together to play, quote-unquote, "chess," although I really don't get why the quotes are there, and Mister Gabriel hung out outside the church with coffee and doughnuts. Ooooh, that sounds good! The doughnuts part, not the coffee part. Birthday doughnuts! That's what I need!
Jeff: I'll get you doughnuts at the hotel tomorrow. I'm certain I could get Gunther to make some... I think the cigar sort of made up for the beret thing.
Turtle: I'll definitely be there for doughnuts, then. But do I want to know about the cigar?
Jeff: It's French.
Turtle: Well, ooh~la~la. And that's the end of the notes, which means we're at the end of the best day of the year. It's rather sad, really...
Jeff: There's always another year? And we can jump on the bed a bit more when we go back!
Turtle: Excellent.
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