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Fandom Radio: Tuesday, February 19th
Reno: Yo, Fandom! It's Tuesday night again, which means you poor schmucks have to listen to us again. Sittin' here, drinkin' rum, hangin' out with the rodents without you. I bet you're all jealous, yoto.
Jenny: Unless of course, you're sitting around drinking rum without squirrels watching you with their beady little eyes. But then, it's rum we didn't have to pay for so I guess it balances out.
Reno: The rum really helps deal with the staring beady little eye thing, I think.
Jenny: This is true. *glug glug glug* Yes, I feel better already.
Reno: The things with the starin' little eyes seem to be handing us notes. Which ain't a shock, really, but I figured I ought to mention that. Sooner we read 'em, sooner we can take the rum somewhere that don't have starin' beady eye issues, yo.
Jenny: I like your plan. It's a good plan. Plan-shaped. Right, so. On with the news!
School, Where the Squirrels Watch You Study
Jenny: Spycraft talked about languages. Sneakily. Sokka questioned the whole English thing--it's a language. We speak it in England. In America they also purport to speak it. Then we paired up. Teddy and Zuko did their TA thing, and Aly...that's all I've got. The note seems incomplete. Aly...existed, I suppose. She's our teacher. Um. Yes. Basic Computing had special guests via speakerphone, then they asked Mitch and Nessa questions.
Reno: Not surprisingly, squirrels were there to witness it all, zoto. In Interactive Religion today, we were lucky enough to escape bein' blue by the end of class. Unless you count the bruises. We listened to the lecture before Biff had us all climbin' up to stand on top of poles. It was some kinda meditation thing. I think he just wanted to find another creative way to shut us up for another class. After the standing came the jumping over to another, which... didn't end well for some of us. Shut up. Karal was there doin' his TA duties, poor schmuck, and, of course, Biff was there, too. Anemone was in the Library today, and she gave AJ some help findin' books with diagrams for some sorta project or somethin'.
Jenny: Fascinating. Glitch had office hours, where Michael stopped by to ask for advice on not being green. My, this school's a positive rainbow. Next week someone shall be yellow. I hope. Liir brought Glitch cookies and talked to him about a trip, and Adah also stopped by. Adah, by the by, was not green. Aly visited Ghanima's office hours to discuss which of them was more bored. Anakin also had office hours, where he discussed some sort of ceremony for Luke with Jaina and asked Luke to marry him.
...wait. Wait. I thought they were related.
Oh, to RORY. He asked Luke to marry him to Rory. I don't know who Rory is, but that's MUCH better. Congratulations to her. Or him. I don't judge. Also, Doom apologized for kidnapping Anakin and the other Jedi.
Reno: Sounds like a pleasant guy, yo. This place get a lot of that kinda thing? Eh. Whatever, yo. In the Gym, there's Cheer Practice, which I totally didn't go check out. What's the matter with me, yo? Chad set up water, Gatorade, and fruit, and then put out mats for the tosses. Chad, Lana, Sheppard, Z, and Annette the grumpy all did their stretches, which, again, sorry I missed. Annette, Chad, Lana, and Savannah all did lifts and tosses, yo. Annette was all pissy because someone stole crap from her room, so Chad offered to beat someone up for her. She said no. Lucky for the theif, I'm thinkin'. John enjoyed eatin' his banana, and Savannah talked to Aly about the best day to hold tryouts and if they should have themselves a mascot. Let me know when tryouts are gonna be, girls. I'm gonna be right there with popcorn, watchin'. Oooh yeah, that ought'a be good. ... Movin' on to where squirrels starin' at you seems even more creepy than them doin' it at school.
Dorms, Where The Squirrels Watch You Sleep
Reno: Freaky rodents. In the dorms today, Michael was still green, and too embarrassed to go to class. Wimp. You miss all the blue kids runnin' around last Tuesday, or what? Served him right that Isabel dropped by to laugh at him, yo. Peter Petrelli called Sam to talk about some art that he didn't remember doin', which means either buddy was into the rum, or he didn't do the art, I'm thinkin'? Brooke and Peter did that relationship sortin' out thing, which ain't as easy as it sounds, and Brooke was glad that Peter hadn't gone green, too. And then Isabel caught up with him to talk about spring break. I'm spendin' mine drinkin'. And tryin' to avoid beady eyes.
Jenny: I'm spending mine drinking and hopefully not saving the world. Romeo set up a romantic dinner for himself and Dojima on the roof. My esteemed co-host wrote an e-mail, AJ talked to Annette, and Billy went for a walk in the preserve. Hoshi stuck a 'NO EMO' sign on her door, leading Eve to assure her she was emo-free. Liir and Luke talked to Karal; Liir about being green, Luke about marrying his father. Oh, and Lana apologized for missing the club on Friday.
Reno: Real thoughtful, yo. Amber listened to some music and did some writin', and Liir surprised Andrew with a break from translating. The Second Floor Common Room had Meg eatin' popcorn, watchin' Food Network, and bein' bored. I'm thinkin' if she was watchin' somethin' more excitin' than a documentary on how to cook tofurkey, she might not've been so bored, yo. Try somethin' with explosions next time, Meg. Jamie made the Food Network more interesting by walkin' in on his hands, discussin' the Barefoot Contessa with Meg, and then... Kickin' off his shoes and tryin' to cook with his feet. Yo, you poor saps who live on the Second Floor? You might wanna never eat outta your common room again, yo.
Town, Where the Squirrels Watch You Drink
Jenny: At the clinic, Christian was back from his vacation and Wyatt watched the finale of Hearts 'n' Scalpels. At Caritas, pastry man made a pyramid of shot glasses and...and nothing. No one is at the bar. I am very disappointed in you people. Jack existed at the Photo Hut, and Jeff brooded at the Arms. Gabriel tried to scare Jeff and find out what was for lunch. Mary said hello to Gabriel, who, apropos of something, has an electric blanket now. Turtle was upset that she's too understanding to take revenge for...something, and she and Jeff spoke of moose hunting. They considered asking Constable Fraser for assistance. Liz was at the post office, and Gabriel listened to music at the church. Lana, at Book Haven, was in a good mood. Maybe she had rum. That always puts me in a good mood. *glug glug glug*
Reno: I'll drink to that, yo! *glug!* Andrew stopped by for comics and found out that Lana was in the Meditit- ... Med. Mediterranean over the weekend. And I thought place names like Nibelheim and Gongaga were weird, yo. They talked about scrubbin' the floor until Andrew found out it was a euphemism. So now I gotta laugh at him. And then they talked about career choices. Sheppard stopped in for a romance book and a leather-bound journal. He heard about 'scrubbin' the floor', too, and then they talked about the... other him that Lana used to date? Is that normal?
Jenny: Buggered if I know. Maybe. This town is weird, haven't you noticed yet?
Reno: Sometimes, the rum lets me forget, yo. GMB-Gumb argued with a seagull about jealousy issues at the Banana Stand, and Joanna stopped by to visit, find out about the wedding, accuse GMB of bein' a girl for plannin' the honeymoon -heh, girl- and then she turned down the invite. You go, Joanna. Sky stopped by to apologize for not wearing the banana suit, which means I can't laugh at him for bein' a banana, but I can laugh at him for bein' a suckup, yo. No, wait, I can laugh at him for the banana suit, too, because the beady-eyed things wrote about how he was wearing it later anyhow. Turtle wanted to know if he was bein' paid well for that, took a flyer, and then told him she was headed to the Arms for boyfriend therapy. Also, Sky was mocked by Gaspode from behind a trashcan, yo. Even Johnny stops to doubleyou-tee-eff at him. Damn, I gotta see this for myself sometime. At Groovy Tunes, Melody wants to know why her music is crumpled. Blame it on banana boy, Melody. It's more amusing that way, yo.
Jenny: Everything is funnier when we blame it on the banana boy. Ed hung out at the Wellspring Arms. Turtle and Jeff went moose hunting in the preserve, but were thwarted by not actually knowing what a moose looks like. That will get you every time. And then they were attacked by slugs...right then. Robin--the woman, not the strange frog child--had a radio show. Barney stopped by to share a cigar and discuss torture, lasers, and breaking hearts. All right, all right, laser tag and breakups, but the first one is more or less true. And you must admit it's more fun my way. Adam was at Wonders of the World, and Sulley was totally at T&C on time, except not. Apu had to open. Woe. Sky stopped by for a squishie, wearing his charming banana suit, which Sulley thought might be real. HA.
Reno: Eh, Sulley's cool. And blue. Dancing bananas are probably normal for him. Or. Something? Ah well. Xander stopped by to remodel Joanna's closets, and Roy brought waffles to Aly. Aww. George Michael paid Mary a visit, and they talked about mushy beach wedding crap and guest lists and eugh. Need more rum. *glug glug sloshy* Okay. I'm good. Fraser then paid a visit to Robin- the one that isn't fuzzy and green- and I'm glad for that, because the notes say there was much hands and lips action, and I just don't need that kinda mental image when it comes to a frog, yo.
Jenny: I had a date with the fuzzy green one this weekend. For three minutes.
Reno: Somewhere around minute two-and-a-half, the fuzzy green one an' I decided we weren't one another's type, and we were just two guys chillin' out at a bar with drinks. Well. I had a drink. He had chocolate milk, yo.
Jenny: Really? I found out there are more like him where he comes from. Go figure. And here I thought felt couldn't breed--dear God now I will never get that out of my head. *sloshy glug glug glug*
Reno: And neither can anyone else who tuned in tonight. You figure they tune in for the mental scarring? I'm gonna be paranoid that squirrels are watchin' me sleep until the day I die, yo.
Jenny: If they tune in for the mental scarring, they've come to the right place. That should be our tagline. If it isn't already. Remember, folks, the squirrels see you when you're sleeping. They know when you're awake. Take it, Reno!
Reno: ... The hell are you singing?
Jenny: ...at least it's not Danny Boy?
Reno: ... I'm never gonna understand you. I'm thinkin' that's a good thing, yo. Say goodnight, Jenny.
Jenny: Good night, Jenny.
*There's a moment of static, and then a heartbreaking rendition of Danny Boy.*
Jenny: Unless of course, you're sitting around drinking rum without squirrels watching you with their beady little eyes. But then, it's rum we didn't have to pay for so I guess it balances out.
Reno: The rum really helps deal with the staring beady little eye thing, I think.
Jenny: This is true. *glug glug glug* Yes, I feel better already.
Reno: The things with the starin' little eyes seem to be handing us notes. Which ain't a shock, really, but I figured I ought to mention that. Sooner we read 'em, sooner we can take the rum somewhere that don't have starin' beady eye issues, yo.
Jenny: I like your plan. It's a good plan. Plan-shaped. Right, so. On with the news!
School, Where the Squirrels Watch You Study
Jenny: Spycraft talked about languages. Sneakily. Sokka questioned the whole English thing--it's a language. We speak it in England. In America they also purport to speak it. Then we paired up. Teddy and Zuko did their TA thing, and Aly...that's all I've got. The note seems incomplete. Aly...existed, I suppose. She's our teacher. Um. Yes. Basic Computing had special guests via speakerphone, then they asked Mitch and Nessa questions.
Reno: Not surprisingly, squirrels were there to witness it all, zoto. In Interactive Religion today, we were lucky enough to escape bein' blue by the end of class. Unless you count the bruises. We listened to the lecture before Biff had us all climbin' up to stand on top of poles. It was some kinda meditation thing. I think he just wanted to find another creative way to shut us up for another class. After the standing came the jumping over to another, which... didn't end well for some of us. Shut up. Karal was there doin' his TA duties, poor schmuck, and, of course, Biff was there, too. Anemone was in the Library today, and she gave AJ some help findin' books with diagrams for some sorta project or somethin'.
Jenny: Fascinating. Glitch had office hours, where Michael stopped by to ask for advice on not being green. My, this school's a positive rainbow. Next week someone shall be yellow. I hope. Liir brought Glitch cookies and talked to him about a trip, and Adah also stopped by. Adah, by the by, was not green. Aly visited Ghanima's office hours to discuss which of them was more bored. Anakin also had office hours, where he discussed some sort of ceremony for Luke with Jaina and asked Luke to marry him.
...wait. Wait. I thought they were related.
Oh, to RORY. He asked Luke to marry him to Rory. I don't know who Rory is, but that's MUCH better. Congratulations to her. Or him. I don't judge. Also, Doom apologized for kidnapping Anakin and the other Jedi.
Reno: Sounds like a pleasant guy, yo. This place get a lot of that kinda thing? Eh. Whatever, yo. In the Gym, there's Cheer Practice, which I totally didn't go check out. What's the matter with me, yo? Chad set up water, Gatorade, and fruit, and then put out mats for the tosses. Chad, Lana, Sheppard, Z, and Annette the grumpy all did their stretches, which, again, sorry I missed. Annette, Chad, Lana, and Savannah all did lifts and tosses, yo. Annette was all pissy because someone stole crap from her room, so Chad offered to beat someone up for her. She said no. Lucky for the theif, I'm thinkin'. John enjoyed eatin' his banana, and Savannah talked to Aly about the best day to hold tryouts and if they should have themselves a mascot. Let me know when tryouts are gonna be, girls. I'm gonna be right there with popcorn, watchin'. Oooh yeah, that ought'a be good. ... Movin' on to where squirrels starin' at you seems even more creepy than them doin' it at school.
Dorms, Where The Squirrels Watch You Sleep
Reno: Freaky rodents. In the dorms today, Michael was still green, and too embarrassed to go to class. Wimp. You miss all the blue kids runnin' around last Tuesday, or what? Served him right that Isabel dropped by to laugh at him, yo. Peter Petrelli called Sam to talk about some art that he didn't remember doin', which means either buddy was into the rum, or he didn't do the art, I'm thinkin'? Brooke and Peter did that relationship sortin' out thing, which ain't as easy as it sounds, and Brooke was glad that Peter hadn't gone green, too. And then Isabel caught up with him to talk about spring break. I'm spendin' mine drinkin'. And tryin' to avoid beady eyes.
Jenny: I'm spending mine drinking and hopefully not saving the world. Romeo set up a romantic dinner for himself and Dojima on the roof. My esteemed co-host wrote an e-mail, AJ talked to Annette, and Billy went for a walk in the preserve. Hoshi stuck a 'NO EMO' sign on her door, leading Eve to assure her she was emo-free. Liir and Luke talked to Karal; Liir about being green, Luke about marrying his father. Oh, and Lana apologized for missing the club on Friday.
Reno: Real thoughtful, yo. Amber listened to some music and did some writin', and Liir surprised Andrew with a break from translating. The Second Floor Common Room had Meg eatin' popcorn, watchin' Food Network, and bein' bored. I'm thinkin' if she was watchin' somethin' more excitin' than a documentary on how to cook tofurkey, she might not've been so bored, yo. Try somethin' with explosions next time, Meg. Jamie made the Food Network more interesting by walkin' in on his hands, discussin' the Barefoot Contessa with Meg, and then... Kickin' off his shoes and tryin' to cook with his feet. Yo, you poor saps who live on the Second Floor? You might wanna never eat outta your common room again, yo.
Town, Where the Squirrels Watch You Drink
Jenny: At the clinic, Christian was back from his vacation and Wyatt watched the finale of Hearts 'n' Scalpels. At Caritas, pastry man made a pyramid of shot glasses and...and nothing. No one is at the bar. I am very disappointed in you people. Jack existed at the Photo Hut, and Jeff brooded at the Arms. Gabriel tried to scare Jeff and find out what was for lunch. Mary said hello to Gabriel, who, apropos of something, has an electric blanket now. Turtle was upset that she's too understanding to take revenge for...something, and she and Jeff spoke of moose hunting. They considered asking Constable Fraser for assistance. Liz was at the post office, and Gabriel listened to music at the church. Lana, at Book Haven, was in a good mood. Maybe she had rum. That always puts me in a good mood. *glug glug glug*
Reno: I'll drink to that, yo! *glug!* Andrew stopped by for comics and found out that Lana was in the Meditit- ... Med. Mediterranean over the weekend. And I thought place names like Nibelheim and Gongaga were weird, yo. They talked about scrubbin' the floor until Andrew found out it was a euphemism. So now I gotta laugh at him. And then they talked about career choices. Sheppard stopped in for a romance book and a leather-bound journal. He heard about 'scrubbin' the floor', too, and then they talked about the... other him that Lana used to date? Is that normal?
Jenny: Buggered if I know. Maybe. This town is weird, haven't you noticed yet?
Reno: Sometimes, the rum lets me forget, yo. GMB-Gumb argued with a seagull about jealousy issues at the Banana Stand, and Joanna stopped by to visit, find out about the wedding, accuse GMB of bein' a girl for plannin' the honeymoon -heh, girl- and then she turned down the invite. You go, Joanna. Sky stopped by to apologize for not wearing the banana suit, which means I can't laugh at him for bein' a banana, but I can laugh at him for bein' a suckup, yo. No, wait, I can laugh at him for the banana suit, too, because the beady-eyed things wrote about how he was wearing it later anyhow. Turtle wanted to know if he was bein' paid well for that, took a flyer, and then told him she was headed to the Arms for boyfriend therapy. Also, Sky was mocked by Gaspode from behind a trashcan, yo. Even Johnny stops to doubleyou-tee-eff at him. Damn, I gotta see this for myself sometime. At Groovy Tunes, Melody wants to know why her music is crumpled. Blame it on banana boy, Melody. It's more amusing that way, yo.
Jenny: Everything is funnier when we blame it on the banana boy. Ed hung out at the Wellspring Arms. Turtle and Jeff went moose hunting in the preserve, but were thwarted by not actually knowing what a moose looks like. That will get you every time. And then they were attacked by slugs...right then. Robin--the woman, not the strange frog child--had a radio show. Barney stopped by to share a cigar and discuss torture, lasers, and breaking hearts. All right, all right, laser tag and breakups, but the first one is more or less true. And you must admit it's more fun my way. Adam was at Wonders of the World, and Sulley was totally at T&C on time, except not. Apu had to open. Woe. Sky stopped by for a squishie, wearing his charming banana suit, which Sulley thought might be real. HA.
Reno: Eh, Sulley's cool. And blue. Dancing bananas are probably normal for him. Or. Something? Ah well. Xander stopped by to remodel Joanna's closets, and Roy brought waffles to Aly. Aww. George Michael paid Mary a visit, and they talked about mushy beach wedding crap and guest lists and eugh. Need more rum. *glug glug sloshy* Okay. I'm good. Fraser then paid a visit to Robin- the one that isn't fuzzy and green- and I'm glad for that, because the notes say there was much hands and lips action, and I just don't need that kinda mental image when it comes to a frog, yo.
Jenny: I had a date with the fuzzy green one this weekend. For three minutes.
Reno: Somewhere around minute two-and-a-half, the fuzzy green one an' I decided we weren't one another's type, and we were just two guys chillin' out at a bar with drinks. Well. I had a drink. He had chocolate milk, yo.
Jenny: Really? I found out there are more like him where he comes from. Go figure. And here I thought felt couldn't breed--dear God now I will never get that out of my head. *sloshy glug glug glug*
Reno: And neither can anyone else who tuned in tonight. You figure they tune in for the mental scarring? I'm gonna be paranoid that squirrels are watchin' me sleep until the day I die, yo.
Jenny: If they tune in for the mental scarring, they've come to the right place. That should be our tagline. If it isn't already. Remember, folks, the squirrels see you when you're sleeping. They know when you're awake. Take it, Reno!
Reno: ... The hell are you singing?
Jenny: ...at least it's not Danny Boy?
Reno: ... I'm never gonna understand you. I'm thinkin' that's a good thing, yo. Say goodnight, Jenny.
Jenny: Good night, Jenny.
*There's a moment of static, and then a heartbreaking rendition of Danny Boy.*
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