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Fandom Radio :: Monday, February 18th.
Turtle: Good evening, Fandom, and welcome to your weekly Monday radio broadcast featuring none other than yours truly, T.R. Wexler, and my co-host, best boyfriend in the world, Jeff Murdock.
Jeff: Hello everyone! I'm Jeff, and I'm here with the best girlfriend.
Turtle: We actually have a top story for you all today, and that is that Meg Manning, while being a horribly petty person who, in the face of not getting what she wants, even in the most democratic of methods, will lose all respect for other people's property , is, at the very least, not a liar. However, I think we can all learn from her action and keep in mind that the next time you want to prank someone, seriously? Don't use a credit card to buy out all the pink glitter in their store, thus leaving an extremely easy paper trail for the prank victim to follow. Mister Deadpool, oh, how your minion standards have fallen. That said, let's get onto the other news, shall we?
Jeff: Meg bought all your glitter?!
Turtle: All the pink glitter. But, she was, of course, so kind as to return it back to me. Thanks for the purchase, Meg! Always happy to serve all your glitter needs at good old T&C.
SCHOOL
Jeff: Sam opens the flirtary as usual, where Dawn flirts-- well, is pleased that he isn't a dog. Dean, too. I can only imagine what it's like being a dog, it must be very... damp. Then Peter comes by for the usual pound of flirting, which, I suppose, wasn't so much about being a dog, and then Michael picked up some mythology books.
Turtle: A pound of flirting? Is that a technical and exact measurement?
Jeff: Yes. We learned about doing our taxes in class today! I mean, in Maths class, obviously. Then there were people doing some things that had nothing to do with taxes, which, really, you have to pay attention to your taxes, but Michael was staring at Leer 'cos he was green, and Mister Beaubier had to convince him to stay, and then Michael wanted to know about doing this if he was going to be poor all of his life anyway. Well, you might be, if you don't pay attention while we're doing taxes.
Turtle: Michael, you should come talk to me. For a small fee, I can hook you up on a finance plan. You have to spend money to make money. Also, Jeff? I wish I was in your math class, it sounds like way too much fun every week.
Jeff: It's the best class ever. Then World Mythology talks about Norse myths, which is all about different worlds. There must be some truth in that 'cos I think I went to a few when I fell in the locker. There was also some bit about the world ending which might be somewhat of a hazard, really, and there was a TA named Billy.
Turtle: In Criminal Justice today, they watched a very special episode of....Okay, I'm going to stop right there because I know that 'very special episode' in close proximity with Mister Deadpool is rarely a good thing. Most of them watched it, but Ino passed notes with everyone and their mothers, and, Jeff, you really gotta talk to her. Your little sister is on a really bad path. Next thing you know, she'll be glittering people's rooms because she was outnumbered regarding an issue on a color. Although some of that did include coffee and tea, but I bet her and Peter of the Petrelli persuasion did not bother bring enough for the class. They weren't the only miscreant, though. Kabuto flicked things at Tamaki and Jaina and John threw things and chatted. Chatted. In class. I never do that.
*pause*
Don't let Marco ever convince you otherwise. Anyway, Jeff's roommate Peter and Sora was there to TA, and Rikku stopped by to talk to Mister Deadpool after class.
Jeff: I've tried to talk to Ino. Well, not about that, obviously. But I have talked to her! I should again. You've got to be responsible.
Turtle: Especially for your siblings. I think I just lucked out with mine being exceptional and all that. Then, there was Inventrohosawhutsits, where they had to pair up and make stuff out of a big crate of...well, stuff. Willow was there for TA duty, and Liir the Green Wonder talked to Mister Glitch about his oh-so-jolly green state. Victor the Best Little Brother Ever thanked Mister Glitch for the Special Collections pass and gets a high five. Can never have too many high fives.
Jeff: It depends on which hand. And when. There's a lot of variables in high fiving.
Turtle: You should make a chart!
Jeff: I already have. And a graph. I'm considering tables, next, and perhaps a thesis. You can't be too careful.
Turtle: See? You totally really are the best boyfriend ever. You're so on top of things lately, Jeff!
Jeff: I'm just trying to prepare for the hazards of modern living.
Turtle: In Choosing Your Own Government,they talk about what to do when someone comes in and tries to take over your world. Me? I kick them in the shins. Which reminds me, I wonder if Meg has a birthday coming up. If so, shin guards might be a good gift to give her. Just saying. Government kids are good kids who listen to the lecture and then they discuss the topic at hand. Evey was all TA-like.
Jeff: A couple of people had office hours again, like Mister Suresh and Mister Cannon and Mister Bond, but there was no one coming over at the time.
Turtle: There were no mooses in the office today, which is all and well, because there were bikinis, and no one wants to see a moose in a bikini.
Jeff: ...How many more months 'till summer?
Turtle: Uh, technically? Four months. Why?
Jeff: I suddenly have the undeniable urge to go swimming with you. ...No reason.
Turtle: ....well, there's always the pool in the basement, you know.
Jeff: Bring a bikini?
Turtle: ....I don't actually have one.
Jeff: You should do something about that.
DORMS
Turtle: .... Anyway, Makoto attempts to cook in the third floor common room, and the squirrel seems to have emphasizes 'attemps.' With lots and lots of underlines. Thankfully, the Helpful Green Liir is there to help. Rikku pops in and would offer to help, but explains how her helping probably wouldn't be helping at all, because she's wont to get bored with the recipe and start making stuff up for it instead of following it. Sokka food-senses tingle, but Makoto warns him that it might not come out edible. Which defeats the whole purpose, if you ask me. Sokka also apparently thinks Rikku is blind and needs it pointed out to her that there's food there, and then wonders if Liir is feeling any better.
And then there's EMO on the roof, surprise, surprise. Annette seems to be tonight's ringleader and the Green Liir, who I'm starting to think might have multiplication powers like Jamie for how much he seems to show up everywhere, joins her, bearing cookies and a slice of shared self-pity, and then Annette rides on Liir's broom. ....Nonononono. Then A.J. shows up and they taaaaaaalk about their feeeeeeelings. And, right about now, I'm feeeeeeeeling like I'll hurl. Might be all the chocolates, though.
Jeff: I'm sorry about that.
Turtle: ....Sorry? Why the heck would you be sorry about that? They're awesome, Jeff.
Jeff: About the whole... hurling... thing.
Turtle: But I haven't hurled. And I won't. Well, I might, but that'll only be if there's more mushy couply news. And that won't be your fault.
Jeff: As long as you're certain.
Turtle: I'm good. Thanks, though. Anyway, more roof stuff: Romeo joins in on the emo-party, only not, because he explains to Annette that he's planning a dinner for tomorrow up there. I sure hope it stays warm for that, yeesh. He also head-nod-greets A.J. and wonders if that green-colored Liir fellow is actually Liir.
Jeff: Hoshi is visited by Jack, and-- Leer's green--? Oh, like earlier. Er, Leer's a bit green in his room, and Andrew seems to be okay with that, and I won't mention anything else 'cos my girlfriend might hurl and we've all got our priorities, don't we? Michael attempts to turn him back, but gets a bit green himself, and Teddy assures Leer he's not the only green person in Fandom. I would suggest tea, or maybe a lager, but Turtle would just bring up the hat thing again.
Turtle: It's a very cultural thing, that hat! There was also a Martial Arts Club meeting in the gym this afternoon. It was their first meeting, so they did introductions, which include Hoshi thanking Sokka for the flowe-- *sound of a facepalm* Oh, Hoshi. There was sparring and Mister Biff. Two separate things there. No word on if there was sparring Mister Biff.
Tamaki was all emo and doodling in his room. He should have gone to the roof! Him and A.J. could be emo art losers together. Adah cracks up over a letter from home. I usually do that, too. Mostly, it's just joy that I'm not actually there. Laughter seems to be killing Ino, too...I'm noticing a big dynamic here. Either emo'ing or laughing your head off....Anyway, Hoshi comes by to apologize and find out what the heck is going on between Ino and Michael. She's your little sister, Jeff, so you tell us. What the heck is going on between Ino and Michael?
Jeff: Er. I don't really want to talk about it. It makes me a bit uncomfortable.
Turtle: Either way, Michael didn't want Ino coming into his room, but I think it had more to do with the fact that he was green rather than any other drama-llamas that might be prancing about. He can't keep Brooke out though, considering she's his roomie.
Jeff: What's a drama llama? Is that a bit like a moose? Can you kick it?
Turtle: It's not quite like a moose, and you can kick it, but then all it does is whine and complain and listen to bad music, so you're best just staying away.
Jeff: That's a shame. Do you think you could keep some in a box?
Turtle: They're way too big to put in a box, Jeff. Unless it's a really big box. And it would have to be black. Like their souls.
Jeff: Probably not a good idea, then.
Turtle: Finally, there was a naked British ginger kid in his underwear running around campus today, and I'm very, very unfortunate to have seen. Rikku is a highly disturbed individual who cat-called the naked Ron, Sokka shares popcorn with her, and Sokka argued the finer points of this bet with him. Mister Stinson wonders were Ron's clothes are. ME TOO. Sokka wonders if he knows Mister Stinson and Sky totally gapes....Sokka? Really. Honestly. Did you think about other people when you made that bet? Because I think now you totally owe me. I was an unsuspecting victim here.
Jeff: Sokka made someone flash my girlfriend?!
Turtle: I'm done talking about this, oh-em-gee.
Jeff: Do I need to have a word with him?!
Turtle:.....NO. Lord only knows, you'll end up naked in your underwear next!
Jeff: ...there's that.
Turtle: NOTES. Notes. Get back to reading the notes, please!
TOWN
Jeff: Okay, okay! Lucas opens the oddly titled Wonders of the World and Doom and Luke... have a date? No, wait, it says 'hang out'. Why does it mention dates...? Did the squirrel get confused again? I hate it when that happens. Anakin spars against a couple of remotes in the Atlas Gym, and impresses Dawn with his lightsaber. ...Dawn. Lightsaber. Then Mister Deadpool comes down to ask if they do any damage. Lightsaber!
Turtle: Why do you keep saying li-- Nevermind.
Jeff: Xander is present at the MCA building and gets asked to remodel a closet by Joanna. Be careful, Xander. Those closets can be really tricky. Then he and Dawn discuss lightsabers. I mean, food. They discuss food. There was absolutely no talk of lightsabers. I don't even know why I mentioned that. Robin our former colleague comes over to talk about the dog she's brought with her - hopefully not as large as Nana 'cos that might get awkward - and Mel discusses the three minute dates. The real dates. Not like the Luke and Doom date, which was not really a date and more sort of a being present in the same location. Then there's a smelly lump under a bench, and Tink thinks he's a bit on the smelly side, and he gets some change from Amber who's sort of shocked when she hears the dog talk. Really, you should be used to this sort of thing, it happens all the time. Just ask Mister Beaubier.
Turtle: I'm glad your dog doesn't talk, though, Jeff.
Jeff: ... Yes, that would be bad. That would be really, really bad. And now it's in my head!
Turtle: Oh, crap. Quick! More notes! Liiiiiike that Seregil's in a good mood for his shift at Book Haven, unlike Alex, who yammers on her phone instead of working at the Magic Box. Naomi's working over at Sparky's, Mister Scavo's in charge at Pizza Planet, and Mary's probably obnoxiously happy over at the Arms Hotel. Chad helps Michael pick out some new music at Groovy Tunes, which means Chad actually did a job properly for once. I am shocked and amazed. Mister Cable also had Michael stop by at the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, but the squirrel notes that Mister Cable expected him, and they use the gun range. I hate the dang thing, but I should probably go practice with my gun a bit, too. Then, maybe people will stop messing with my stuff.
Jeff: At the clinic, there's nurses! ... ... ... Nurses. And Katara reading her school notes in the evening.
Turtle: That's all the notes tonight. Jeff, you're totally walking back with me just in case there's still people running around naked in their underwear, right?
Jeff: No one's flashing my girlfriend! ...Again!
Turtle: See? Best boyfriend ever.
Jeff: Hello everyone! I'm Jeff, and I'm here with the best girlfriend.
Turtle: We actually have a top story for you all today, and that is that Meg Manning, while being a horribly petty person who, in the face of not getting what she wants, even in the most democratic of methods, will lose all respect for other people's property , is, at the very least, not a liar. However, I think we can all learn from her action and keep in mind that the next time you want to prank someone, seriously? Don't use a credit card to buy out all the pink glitter in their store, thus leaving an extremely easy paper trail for the prank victim to follow. Mister Deadpool, oh, how your minion standards have fallen. That said, let's get onto the other news, shall we?
Jeff: Meg bought all your glitter?!
Turtle: All the pink glitter. But, she was, of course, so kind as to return it back to me. Thanks for the purchase, Meg! Always happy to serve all your glitter needs at good old T&C.
SCHOOL
Jeff: Sam opens the flirtary as usual, where Dawn flirts-- well, is pleased that he isn't a dog. Dean, too. I can only imagine what it's like being a dog, it must be very... damp. Then Peter comes by for the usual pound of flirting, which, I suppose, wasn't so much about being a dog, and then Michael picked up some mythology books.
Turtle: A pound of flirting? Is that a technical and exact measurement?
Jeff: Yes. We learned about doing our taxes in class today! I mean, in Maths class, obviously. Then there were people doing some things that had nothing to do with taxes, which, really, you have to pay attention to your taxes, but Michael was staring at Leer 'cos he was green, and Mister Beaubier had to convince him to stay, and then Michael wanted to know about doing this if he was going to be poor all of his life anyway. Well, you might be, if you don't pay attention while we're doing taxes.
Turtle: Michael, you should come talk to me. For a small fee, I can hook you up on a finance plan. You have to spend money to make money. Also, Jeff? I wish I was in your math class, it sounds like way too much fun every week.
Jeff: It's the best class ever. Then World Mythology talks about Norse myths, which is all about different worlds. There must be some truth in that 'cos I think I went to a few when I fell in the locker. There was also some bit about the world ending which might be somewhat of a hazard, really, and there was a TA named Billy.
Turtle: In Criminal Justice today, they watched a very special episode of....Okay, I'm going to stop right there because I know that 'very special episode' in close proximity with Mister Deadpool is rarely a good thing. Most of them watched it, but Ino passed notes with everyone and their mothers, and, Jeff, you really gotta talk to her. Your little sister is on a really bad path. Next thing you know, she'll be glittering people's rooms because she was outnumbered regarding an issue on a color. Although some of that did include coffee and tea, but I bet her and Peter of the Petrelli persuasion did not bother bring enough for the class. They weren't the only miscreant, though. Kabuto flicked things at Tamaki and Jaina and John threw things and chatted. Chatted. In class. I never do that.
*pause*
Don't let Marco ever convince you otherwise. Anyway, Jeff's roommate Peter and Sora was there to TA, and Rikku stopped by to talk to Mister Deadpool after class.
Jeff: I've tried to talk to Ino. Well, not about that, obviously. But I have talked to her! I should again. You've got to be responsible.
Turtle: Especially for your siblings. I think I just lucked out with mine being exceptional and all that. Then, there was Inventrohosawhutsits, where they had to pair up and make stuff out of a big crate of...well, stuff. Willow was there for TA duty, and Liir the Green Wonder talked to Mister Glitch about his oh-so-jolly green state. Victor the Best Little Brother Ever thanked Mister Glitch for the Special Collections pass and gets a high five. Can never have too many high fives.
Jeff: It depends on which hand. And when. There's a lot of variables in high fiving.
Turtle: You should make a chart!
Jeff: I already have. And a graph. I'm considering tables, next, and perhaps a thesis. You can't be too careful.
Turtle: See? You totally really are the best boyfriend ever. You're so on top of things lately, Jeff!
Jeff: I'm just trying to prepare for the hazards of modern living.
Turtle: In Choosing Your Own Government,they talk about what to do when someone comes in and tries to take over your world. Me? I kick them in the shins. Which reminds me, I wonder if Meg has a birthday coming up. If so, shin guards might be a good gift to give her. Just saying. Government kids are good kids who listen to the lecture and then they discuss the topic at hand. Evey was all TA-like.
Jeff: A couple of people had office hours again, like Mister Suresh and Mister Cannon and Mister Bond, but there was no one coming over at the time.
Turtle: There were no mooses in the office today, which is all and well, because there were bikinis, and no one wants to see a moose in a bikini.
Jeff: ...How many more months 'till summer?
Turtle: Uh, technically? Four months. Why?
Jeff: I suddenly have the undeniable urge to go swimming with you. ...No reason.
Turtle: ....well, there's always the pool in the basement, you know.
Jeff: Bring a bikini?
Turtle: ....I don't actually have one.
Jeff: You should do something about that.
DORMS
Turtle: .... Anyway, Makoto attempts to cook in the third floor common room, and the squirrel seems to have emphasizes 'attemps.' With lots and lots of underlines. Thankfully, the Helpful Green Liir is there to help. Rikku pops in and would offer to help, but explains how her helping probably wouldn't be helping at all, because she's wont to get bored with the recipe and start making stuff up for it instead of following it. Sokka food-senses tingle, but Makoto warns him that it might not come out edible. Which defeats the whole purpose, if you ask me. Sokka also apparently thinks Rikku is blind and needs it pointed out to her that there's food there, and then wonders if Liir is feeling any better.
And then there's EMO on the roof, surprise, surprise. Annette seems to be tonight's ringleader and the Green Liir, who I'm starting to think might have multiplication powers like Jamie for how much he seems to show up everywhere, joins her, bearing cookies and a slice of shared self-pity, and then Annette rides on Liir's broom. ....Nonononono. Then A.J. shows up and they taaaaaaalk about their feeeeeeelings. And, right about now, I'm feeeeeeeeling like I'll hurl. Might be all the chocolates, though.
Jeff: I'm sorry about that.
Turtle: ....Sorry? Why the heck would you be sorry about that? They're awesome, Jeff.
Jeff: About the whole... hurling... thing.
Turtle: But I haven't hurled. And I won't. Well, I might, but that'll only be if there's more mushy couply news. And that won't be your fault.
Jeff: As long as you're certain.
Turtle: I'm good. Thanks, though. Anyway, more roof stuff: Romeo joins in on the emo-party, only not, because he explains to Annette that he's planning a dinner for tomorrow up there. I sure hope it stays warm for that, yeesh. He also head-nod-greets A.J. and wonders if that green-colored Liir fellow is actually Liir.
Jeff: Hoshi is visited by Jack, and-- Leer's green--? Oh, like earlier. Er, Leer's a bit green in his room, and Andrew seems to be okay with that, and I won't mention anything else 'cos my girlfriend might hurl and we've all got our priorities, don't we? Michael attempts to turn him back, but gets a bit green himself, and Teddy assures Leer he's not the only green person in Fandom. I would suggest tea, or maybe a lager, but Turtle would just bring up the hat thing again.
Turtle: It's a very cultural thing, that hat! There was also a Martial Arts Club meeting in the gym this afternoon. It was their first meeting, so they did introductions, which include Hoshi thanking Sokka for the flowe-- *sound of a facepalm* Oh, Hoshi. There was sparring and Mister Biff. Two separate things there. No word on if there was sparring Mister Biff.
Tamaki was all emo and doodling in his room. He should have gone to the roof! Him and A.J. could be emo art losers together. Adah cracks up over a letter from home. I usually do that, too. Mostly, it's just joy that I'm not actually there. Laughter seems to be killing Ino, too...I'm noticing a big dynamic here. Either emo'ing or laughing your head off....Anyway, Hoshi comes by to apologize and find out what the heck is going on between Ino and Michael. She's your little sister, Jeff, so you tell us. What the heck is going on between Ino and Michael?
Jeff: Er. I don't really want to talk about it. It makes me a bit uncomfortable.
Turtle: Either way, Michael didn't want Ino coming into his room, but I think it had more to do with the fact that he was green rather than any other drama-llamas that might be prancing about. He can't keep Brooke out though, considering she's his roomie.
Jeff: What's a drama llama? Is that a bit like a moose? Can you kick it?
Turtle: It's not quite like a moose, and you can kick it, but then all it does is whine and complain and listen to bad music, so you're best just staying away.
Jeff: That's a shame. Do you think you could keep some in a box?
Turtle: They're way too big to put in a box, Jeff. Unless it's a really big box. And it would have to be black. Like their souls.
Jeff: Probably not a good idea, then.
Turtle: Finally, there was a naked British ginger kid in his underwear running around campus today, and I'm very, very unfortunate to have seen. Rikku is a highly disturbed individual who cat-called the naked Ron, Sokka shares popcorn with her, and Sokka argued the finer points of this bet with him. Mister Stinson wonders were Ron's clothes are. ME TOO. Sokka wonders if he knows Mister Stinson and Sky totally gapes....Sokka? Really. Honestly. Did you think about other people when you made that bet? Because I think now you totally owe me. I was an unsuspecting victim here.
Jeff: Sokka made someone flash my girlfriend?!
Turtle: I'm done talking about this, oh-em-gee.
Jeff: Do I need to have a word with him?!
Turtle:.....NO. Lord only knows, you'll end up naked in your underwear next!
Jeff: ...there's that.
Turtle: NOTES. Notes. Get back to reading the notes, please!
TOWN
Jeff: Okay, okay! Lucas opens the oddly titled Wonders of the World and Doom and Luke... have a date? No, wait, it says 'hang out'. Why does it mention dates...? Did the squirrel get confused again? I hate it when that happens. Anakin spars against a couple of remotes in the Atlas Gym, and impresses Dawn with his lightsaber. ...Dawn. Lightsaber. Then Mister Deadpool comes down to ask if they do any damage. Lightsaber!
Turtle: Why do you keep saying li-- Nevermind.
Jeff: Xander is present at the MCA building and gets asked to remodel a closet by Joanna. Be careful, Xander. Those closets can be really tricky. Then he and Dawn discuss lightsabers. I mean, food. They discuss food. There was absolutely no talk of lightsabers. I don't even know why I mentioned that. Robin our former colleague comes over to talk about the dog she's brought with her - hopefully not as large as Nana 'cos that might get awkward - and Mel discusses the three minute dates. The real dates. Not like the Luke and Doom date, which was not really a date and more sort of a being present in the same location. Then there's a smelly lump under a bench, and Tink thinks he's a bit on the smelly side, and he gets some change from Amber who's sort of shocked when she hears the dog talk. Really, you should be used to this sort of thing, it happens all the time. Just ask Mister Beaubier.
Turtle: I'm glad your dog doesn't talk, though, Jeff.
Jeff: ... Yes, that would be bad. That would be really, really bad. And now it's in my head!
Turtle: Oh, crap. Quick! More notes! Liiiiiike that Seregil's in a good mood for his shift at Book Haven, unlike Alex, who yammers on her phone instead of working at the Magic Box. Naomi's working over at Sparky's, Mister Scavo's in charge at Pizza Planet, and Mary's probably obnoxiously happy over at the Arms Hotel. Chad helps Michael pick out some new music at Groovy Tunes, which means Chad actually did a job properly for once. I am shocked and amazed. Mister Cable also had Michael stop by at the Wellspring Arms and Meditation Center, but the squirrel notes that Mister Cable expected him, and they use the gun range. I hate the dang thing, but I should probably go practice with my gun a bit, too. Then, maybe people will stop messing with my stuff.
Jeff: At the clinic, there's nurses! ... ... ... Nurses. And Katara reading her school notes in the evening.
Turtle: That's all the notes tonight. Jeff, you're totally walking back with me just in case there's still people running around naked in their underwear, right?
Jeff: No one's flashing my girlfriend! ...Again!
Turtle: See? Best boyfriend ever.
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