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Fandom Radio, February 6
Hi, fellow townspeople. This is Brooke, coming at you with another Wednesday broadcast. Now, as our illustrious newspaper points out, you're all supposed to be looking to the radio for your sweeps fix in light of that whole writers strike thing. And who am I to disappoint?
In fact, I'm naked in the radio station right now.
School, where our educations hang in the balance!
Lawyering Up paired up to talk entertainment law, and Annette told Professor Nathan a lawyer joke. *shuffles papers* That's it? You all are talky meat every other week and now you're being all quiet? Fine. Be that way. Annette got expelled due to what I'm sure what a horribly insensitive joke, Sam discovered the horrible truth of the Chris/Lana/Isabel triangle that came out dramatically in the middle of class today, and someone collapsed from a mysterious disease. Who? I have no idea, I don't remember who else is in that class off the top of my head. Gods class did some more work on human modification, and then the class was all modified themselves. Z and Jen checked up on Sky. Why? They're not telling.
Driver's Ed did some actual driving this week! Dawn and Sam attempted to solve the problem of how to fit Sam in a car, and Liz seemed to have a broken arm. I'm sure it was the result of one of the fiery crashes. Discovery and Invention discussed laws of motion through air hockey, and then there was a classwide brawl. Because the word "hockey" was involved.
Oh! We have clubs now! And here I've been waiting for cheerleading announcements because seriously, I'm in a bit of cheer withdrawal. Fencing club met, warmed up, and Liir and the Peter I think is Willow's got to know each other. Deadpool warned Sokka to play nice or he'd cut his ponytail off. And then someone got stabbed with a sword. Very dramatic, I tell you.
The office was open and peaceful... or was it?, as was Professor Stinson's office, and Adah opened the library, where Cimorene came looking for history books, and Lee and Adah almost- I mean, totally and completely got into a fight. I hear there was even slapping.
Dorms, where someone's sure to be doing sexy things
When we last left Karal and Jeff, they were... somewhere. I don't know. But anyway! They're back now, from locker 327, where Turtle and Jeff had a tearful reunion. There was a more coherent version of the story told later. Karal told his harrowing tale to Gavin, who also had a visit from Inara. And after all this talk of what human brains can contemplate, let's just say Gavin's secretly a robot. Shhh. Liir and Andrew slept in, Meg got a college letter, but what did it say! Tune in next week and maybe we'll know. Lana got a college letter too, but she wasn't as secretive as Meg. Annette and Romeo... got together for a drink, and the intervention episode should be a week from now.
Adam visited Eve, who was suffering from a rare tropical disease, Troy picked Sky up for their date, and Liir and Ron checked up on Evey, and my big brother and Z were drawn in by her music, and she and Dawn talked about books... Okay, ick. For the sake of this sweeps broadcast, the music was porn and Evey had sex with everyone.
Town, where there was totally a drunken brawl, I swear
Troy and Sky continued their date at Pizza Planet and the movie theater, where Joanna and Professor Stinson had a date and got it on in the bathroom. Nice going, Professor. Okay, that really creeped me out to say.
Wannabe Me took her violent tendencies to Atlas, and my roomie went to Pizza Planet to apologize for being late. See, there was a major pileup, and he'd had to rescue a busload of children. The banana stand was revealed to be exactly what it sounds like, should you be of the dirty-minded persuasion. A.J. opened Luke's, where he told Annette about his ongoing problems with depression. Hopefully he cheered up when Andrew came for advice on a Valentine's Day present. Unless that was the reason for the depression.
Teyla opened Groovy Tunes, where she taught Liir how to buy music and Chad approved of what she was listening to today. Andrew opened the Magic Shop, where he and Alex talked about Valentine's Day. A little sidenote in the midst of all the drama drama I'm putting out there, I'm pretty sure that day is probably the reason for sweeps, with all that comes out of it.
Book Haven, the church and the hotel, all open. Beauty opened the post office, got a milkshake, and was then flocked to by boys. At the trooper station, Dale told Renee about his long battle with dysentery. Whatever that is. He also invited Faith to meditate. And then there was a shootout. Amber opened Turtle and Canary, where she and Chad talked about grass as food. *pause* And apparently Chad and Amber are both on drugs. Their intervention episode might be more around May, though. You know, timing and all.
And now for the scary weapons place where I don't even need to make stuff up. Lana showed up for her lesson, Chad said he doesn't like weapons and big brother, I love you a little right now. And my roomie wanted to know how the meditation room worked with mind powers. Um, what?
Deadpool dressed his fox in pink and had a playdate with Aly. And now the squirrels are getting their little squirrelly asses to rehab! George Michael woke Mary up from a nap, Wilson and Ronan set up the clinic. Which had just let go of all the people suffering from... some disease. Look, I've made up a lot of stuff tonight, even I can run on empty creatively.
Faith set up Caritas, where Renee appreciated Faith's talents and I'm sure made with the hot girl on girl action, Mike and Faith discussed... Elvis? Okay, let's consider him our celebrity sweeps stunt casting. Melody was squeeful and Sean and Reno just wanted the booze. And then someone blew up the bar.
Aly was chilling out on the porch when Arashi came by to confront her about her conversation with Deadpool that he was all eavesdropping on, Kabuto let Mu- Mitsubishi handle the Devil's Nest, and then that bar just got all-out firebombed. It's a conspiracy, I tell you.
If this hasn't been proof that I've watched way too many dishy teen soaps in my day, I don't know what is. Good night, Fandom.
In fact, I'm naked in the radio station right now.
School, where our educations hang in the balance!
Lawyering Up paired up to talk entertainment law, and Annette told Professor Nathan a lawyer joke. *shuffles papers* That's it? You all are talky meat every other week and now you're being all quiet? Fine. Be that way. Annette got expelled due to what I'm sure what a horribly insensitive joke, Sam discovered the horrible truth of the Chris/Lana/Isabel triangle that came out dramatically in the middle of class today, and someone collapsed from a mysterious disease. Who? I have no idea, I don't remember who else is in that class off the top of my head. Gods class did some more work on human modification, and then the class was all modified themselves. Z and Jen checked up on Sky. Why? They're not telling.
Driver's Ed did some actual driving this week! Dawn and Sam attempted to solve the problem of how to fit Sam in a car, and Liz seemed to have a broken arm. I'm sure it was the result of one of the fiery crashes. Discovery and Invention discussed laws of motion through air hockey, and then there was a classwide brawl. Because the word "hockey" was involved.
Oh! We have clubs now! And here I've been waiting for cheerleading announcements because seriously, I'm in a bit of cheer withdrawal. Fencing club met, warmed up, and Liir and the Peter I think is Willow's got to know each other. Deadpool warned Sokka to play nice or he'd cut his ponytail off. And then someone got stabbed with a sword. Very dramatic, I tell you.
The office was open and peaceful... or was it?, as was Professor Stinson's office, and Adah opened the library, where Cimorene came looking for history books, and Lee and Adah almost- I mean, totally and completely got into a fight. I hear there was even slapping.
Dorms, where someone's sure to be doing sexy things
When we last left Karal and Jeff, they were... somewhere. I don't know. But anyway! They're back now, from locker 327, where Turtle and Jeff had a tearful reunion. There was a more coherent version of the story told later. Karal told his harrowing tale to Gavin, who also had a visit from Inara. And after all this talk of what human brains can contemplate, let's just say Gavin's secretly a robot. Shhh. Liir and Andrew slept in, Meg got a college letter, but what did it say! Tune in next week and maybe we'll know. Lana got a college letter too, but she wasn't as secretive as Meg. Annette and Romeo... got together for a drink, and the intervention episode should be a week from now.
Adam visited Eve, who was suffering from a rare tropical disease, Troy picked Sky up for their date, and Liir and Ron checked up on Evey, and my big brother and Z were drawn in by her music, and she and Dawn talked about books... Okay, ick. For the sake of this sweeps broadcast, the music was porn and Evey had sex with everyone.
Town, where there was totally a drunken brawl, I swear
Troy and Sky continued their date at Pizza Planet and the movie theater, where Joanna and Professor Stinson had a date and got it on in the bathroom. Nice going, Professor. Okay, that really creeped me out to say.
Wannabe Me took her violent tendencies to Atlas, and my roomie went to Pizza Planet to apologize for being late. See, there was a major pileup, and he'd had to rescue a busload of children. The banana stand was revealed to be exactly what it sounds like, should you be of the dirty-minded persuasion. A.J. opened Luke's, where he told Annette about his ongoing problems with depression. Hopefully he cheered up when Andrew came for advice on a Valentine's Day present. Unless that was the reason for the depression.
Teyla opened Groovy Tunes, where she taught Liir how to buy music and Chad approved of what she was listening to today. Andrew opened the Magic Shop, where he and Alex talked about Valentine's Day. A little sidenote in the midst of all the drama drama I'm putting out there, I'm pretty sure that day is probably the reason for sweeps, with all that comes out of it.
Book Haven, the church and the hotel, all open. Beauty opened the post office, got a milkshake, and was then flocked to by boys. At the trooper station, Dale told Renee about his long battle with dysentery. Whatever that is. He also invited Faith to meditate. And then there was a shootout. Amber opened Turtle and Canary, where she and Chad talked about grass as food. *pause* And apparently Chad and Amber are both on drugs. Their intervention episode might be more around May, though. You know, timing and all.
And now for the scary weapons place where I don't even need to make stuff up. Lana showed up for her lesson, Chad said he doesn't like weapons and big brother, I love you a little right now. And my roomie wanted to know how the meditation room worked with mind powers. Um, what?
Deadpool dressed his fox in pink and had a playdate with Aly. And now the squirrels are getting their little squirrelly asses to rehab! George Michael woke Mary up from a nap, Wilson and Ronan set up the clinic. Which had just let go of all the people suffering from... some disease. Look, I've made up a lot of stuff tonight, even I can run on empty creatively.
Faith set up Caritas, where Renee appreciated Faith's talents and I'm sure made with the hot girl on girl action, Mike and Faith discussed... Elvis? Okay, let's consider him our celebrity sweeps stunt casting. Melody was squeeful and Sean and Reno just wanted the booze. And then someone blew up the bar.
Aly was chilling out on the porch when Arashi came by to confront her about her conversation with Deadpool that he was all eavesdropping on, Kabuto let Mu- Mitsubishi handle the Devil's Nest, and then that bar just got all-out firebombed. It's a conspiracy, I tell you.
If this hasn't been proof that I've watched way too many dishy teen soaps in my day, I don't know what is. Good night, Fandom.
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