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Random Radio: Tuesday, January 29th
Reno: Yo Fandom! It's Tuesday night, which means that the squirrels have given us more booze to read you the news. In fact, my esteemed co-host decided last night over illegitimate eggy lovechild omelet that we're gonna call this program that from here on in. So, here we are, yo. Booze and News with Jenny and Reno. And more omelet. Because nothing goes with rum the same way as the relatives of your class assignment, yo.
Jenny: For the record, Reno's offspring and its relatives are delicious. Who knew?
Reno: Must be the chicken in Princess Ron's blood, yo. Just does somethin' to the egg, you know?
Jenny: You're really sodding weird, you know. I admire that about you.
Reno: Takes equal parts practice and rum. Spent the day working on the practice. Now it's time for the rum. And the news, yo!
School, Which is Also Weird
Reno: Today in Surviving Cooking, students were taught how to make stew and biscuits. Not half as exciting as eating your egg-child with bacon and mushrooms, but still good. Students did a bit of listening, a bit of pairing up, and then they made their stew. Liir was there, doing Liir things. And Lulu had biscuits and jam, yo. Computer class watched a movie, which couldn't have been too interesting, because Ed was scribbling though it. Sneaky Spycraft talked about not getting caught, which is damn important if you're hopin' to be a spy, yo. Students listened to the lecture, and then talked about how to protect their stuff before pairing off to put their new knowledge to the test. There was a TA, exclamation point. And then Willow tried to weasel yet more extra credit outta Aly. Girl's bent on getting 110%, I think.
Jenny: Interactive Religion played Hebrews and Egyptians in the desert. There was a lot of listening, and some complaining, possibly about sand, and then the Hebrews crossed the Red Sea and the Egyptians followed. I would imagine the Egyptians then got very wet, if I'm remembering my Exodus correctly. Biff made Karal wear a funny hat, and Biff ate something. Anemone was quiet in the library, which you have to be or the librarian will hurt you, and Pevensie--the names get stranger every week--came in looking for books on fingerprinting. Also, Robin the Frog wanted to know what was up.
Reno: Anakin held office hours, and he was interrupted from his oh-so-enthralling study of the stars by River, and then by Jaina, yo. River also paid Kerrigan a visit during Kerrigan's office hours, and more enthralling conversation happened, this time about a blond wig. Wilson had office hours during which nothing of any importance happened. Either that, or he managed to scare the squirrels off. And if so, I want to know your secret, yo. Ghanima's office hours were similary exciting and-or squirrel-free, and Glitch spent his working on notes. Oooh, notes. More omelet, Jenny?
Jenny: I'd love some, thank you. It goes so well with the rum. Remember, kids, don't drink on an empty stomach!
Reno: Booze and News, bringing you the important information you need to get you through your school day, yo.
Dorms, Which May or May Not Be Weird
Reno: Amber accidentally killed her egg-baby in her sleep. Bet she regrets not just cookin' it up like I did, yo? Wait, apparently not, because Triela helped her get a replacement egg so that nobody would ever know. The squirrels are laughing at you, Amber. And I'm thinkin' the whole island is too, now.
Jenny: The squirrels know everything. I love the squirrels. Back to the news. Romeo attempted to go into the wrong room, where he met Ino. They talked about names, plants, and decision-making...fascinating, really. Lee interrupted Adah's nap, and they have dirty time, and Sky got bad news from home--wait, what? Go back to the dirty time!
Reno: I'm amazed at how much I'm comin' to love this job. I think it's the mental images that keep me going, yo. And the rum. Which just makes the mental images even better. Hoshi was hiding out in her room today, which means no dirty time for her. Aww. Peter Petrelli visited Sam to make sure he's still around. Since I'm not readin' obituaries tonight, I'm thinking that the visit was a success, yo. Dawn brought Sam food, which the squirrels think is cute. The food was a pleasant cover for the unhappy question to follow, apparently. She asked Sam how Dean was doing, and the answer was not so great, yo. And then Isabel and Peter Parker both sent some e-mail. Which is an important part of keepin' in touch with the outside world. Reminds me, I gotta send my buddy Rude this omelet recipe. Damn good stuff, yo.
Jenny: In the third floor boys' bathroom--dear God, they really do get everything--Liir and Andrew had a laundry date in the bathroom. That doesn't sound much like a--oh, then they made out in the tub. That's more like it. In the gym after classes, Savannah set up for cheerleading practice. They warmed up, and Rikku wanted to know when tryouts are. Aly was there to advise, and Romeo was there to watch. Rikku didn't succeed in recruiting him. Smart lad.
Reno: Good idea, Romeo. Cheerleading is better appreciated from the sidelines, where you can watch them jump around and flip up their skirts without fear of humiliatin' yourself doin' the same... Though I don't think they'd put you into a skirt. Maybe they would. This place is weird, yoto. Later this evening in the third floor common room, Katara was sharing her gourmet flavored hot chocolate. She was joined by AJ, who used his sharpened senses to stalk the wild chocolate, Princess Ron, who is a horrible mooch, and Jack.
Town, Which is Totally Weird
Jenny: At Caritas...I'm sorry. What? Oh it does say that. At Caritas Donut wanted Tino to suck the cherry out of his hose and if you need me I'll be over here laughing hysterically.
Reno: Oh, oh damn, you're leavin' me here to try readin' the rest of this with a straight face after a line like that? You sure got faith in me, yo. I'm flattered. Here goes. Melody admired - heh - She admired Donut's uniform and, these squirrels are killin' me here. His pinkness. Donut apparently loves havin' all that room in his crotch... Which. Is really makin' readin' these notes off even more challenging. Daaamn. Melody and Donut also came to the revelation that they can both put their ankles around their heads, and they both love Madonna. Deadpool found out that Donut isn't Tex. Who names these people, anyhow? And Donut found out that Tex used to almost date. Hey, I do that, too. It involves all the good stuff but without that nasty commitment part. Or is this something else? Deadpool and Melody then had a totally platonic conversation about something called The Knack, which probably isn't important if the conversation was platonic. Especially after what Melody was talkin' to Donut about, earlier. You feelin' better, Jenny?
Jenny: Ahem. Yes. Wait, no.
*brief burst of giggles*
Jenny: I'm good now. In the clinic today, Christian watched an episode of a show involving demonic possession, and Meg read a magazine and talked to Isabel, who brought hot chocolate and a mocha. In the evening, the clinic was empty, so Wyatt occupied himself with paper footballs. At Turtle and Canary, Sulley made a giant Lego block out of cans, and at the Book Haven Lana read. Which makes more sense than the thing with the cans, really. Johnny was pensive at the Perk, and Isabel stopped by to chat with him. 'GMB' was mopey at the banana stand until Sky stopped by to talk to him, and he talked Sky into wearing the banana costume at school. The squirrel apparently finds this hilarious, as do I. Melody played with glitter paint at Groovy Tunes.
Reno: She can keep that glitter paint far away from me. The kid with the unfortunate name in the banana suit, however, I want photos of, yo. At the Wellspring Arms, Ed was studying until Cable came down and introduced Ed to Tether. Ed and Cable then gleefully talked about loyalty and missions. One moment. *sloshy* Okay. Rum. I'm set to go on. Tom, who is the new owner of Pizza Planet, was happy to open his store, yo. Jobs were given to Michael, Jen, and Makoto, which makes the squirrels wonder if Tom is easy. He must be, because Sokka managed to con him into a 20% discount on a large pizza. Turtle stopped by to be neighborly, which may or may not be codespeak for checking out the competition. She offered any help that she and T&C could provide for all of Tom's shopping needs. Good sell, Turtle. He's easy. Which was demonstrated yet again, apparently, when Ronan came in, met Tom, and... Dare you to guess what he got. Bet you can't. Note to anyone out there lookin' for a job? Try Tom. He loves you all.
Jenny: Jack also stopped by Pizza Planet. No word on if he got a job but I'd lay good odds on it. Michael was late opening Luke's, possibly because he was getting a new job. A scruffy dog scammed him for meatballs. Turtle did paperwork at The Perk, and Jeff stopped by to discuss something to do with yesterday's radio broadcast. I think? Maybe. G'kar stopped by and met Turtle, and they discussed his buying half of Turtle and Canary. Which, as the squirrel so rightly points out, would make it not 'T&C' any more. Would it be T&G? Or G&T? I quite like G&Ts, actually...
Reno: That would make two of us, Jenny. Wonder if the squirrels ever switch up the menu for the sake of variety. I could go for a gin and tonic about now, yo. Probably goes good with eggbaby, too.
Jenny: Oi, you there. With the hat. Can we get paid in gin and tonics next week?
*chitter*
Jenny: I'm not kidding, people, this is the best job I've ever had.
Reno: This would be the second one I've ever had. And I gotta say, the gil is good at the other one? But ShinRa Electric never offered pay in gin before. Moving on? Moving on. At the Photo Hut, Jack was dressing himself up in costumes. Somewhere completely different, Juli read a book and contemplated a piano, yo. At the MCA, Xander made amazing use of his laptop in order to play video games, and Bridge brought him coffee. Then G'Kar stopped by looking for an apartment. And then, wrapping up the news with more booze, Kerrigan got a visit from Roy, who came bearing whiskey. Huh. Whiskey. Hey, squirrels?
*chittering*
Reno: Love. This. Job. Yo.
Jenny: You're not the only one. Hey, squirrels, think you could get me laid?
*chittering*
Jenny: Well then what sodding good are you? Little furry--OW!
Reno: You probably don't want to ask the squirrels to help you there. You might catch rabies or something, yo. Be more creative. Try usin' a helicopter.
Jenny: OW! Not the hair! I'm sorry! Ahem. How would I use a helicopter to get--you know what? I probably don't want to know.
Reno: Maybe I'll give you a crash-course in casual sex after the broadcast, yo. We're done with the notes anyhow.
Jenny: In that case, good night, Fandom. I have better things to do.
Reno: Good night, Fandom!
Jenny: For the record, Reno's offspring and its relatives are delicious. Who knew?
Reno: Must be the chicken in Princess Ron's blood, yo. Just does somethin' to the egg, you know?
Jenny: You're really sodding weird, you know. I admire that about you.
Reno: Takes equal parts practice and rum. Spent the day working on the practice. Now it's time for the rum. And the news, yo!
School, Which is Also Weird
Reno: Today in Surviving Cooking, students were taught how to make stew and biscuits. Not half as exciting as eating your egg-child with bacon and mushrooms, but still good. Students did a bit of listening, a bit of pairing up, and then they made their stew. Liir was there, doing Liir things. And Lulu had biscuits and jam, yo. Computer class watched a movie, which couldn't have been too interesting, because Ed was scribbling though it. Sneaky Spycraft talked about not getting caught, which is damn important if you're hopin' to be a spy, yo. Students listened to the lecture, and then talked about how to protect their stuff before pairing off to put their new knowledge to the test. There was a TA, exclamation point. And then Willow tried to weasel yet more extra credit outta Aly. Girl's bent on getting 110%, I think.
Jenny: Interactive Religion played Hebrews and Egyptians in the desert. There was a lot of listening, and some complaining, possibly about sand, and then the Hebrews crossed the Red Sea and the Egyptians followed. I would imagine the Egyptians then got very wet, if I'm remembering my Exodus correctly. Biff made Karal wear a funny hat, and Biff ate something. Anemone was quiet in the library, which you have to be or the librarian will hurt you, and Pevensie--the names get stranger every week--came in looking for books on fingerprinting. Also, Robin the Frog wanted to know what was up.
Reno: Anakin held office hours, and he was interrupted from his oh-so-enthralling study of the stars by River, and then by Jaina, yo. River also paid Kerrigan a visit during Kerrigan's office hours, and more enthralling conversation happened, this time about a blond wig. Wilson had office hours during which nothing of any importance happened. Either that, or he managed to scare the squirrels off. And if so, I want to know your secret, yo. Ghanima's office hours were similary exciting and-or squirrel-free, and Glitch spent his working on notes. Oooh, notes. More omelet, Jenny?
Jenny: I'd love some, thank you. It goes so well with the rum. Remember, kids, don't drink on an empty stomach!
Reno: Booze and News, bringing you the important information you need to get you through your school day, yo.
Dorms, Which May or May Not Be Weird
Reno: Amber accidentally killed her egg-baby in her sleep. Bet she regrets not just cookin' it up like I did, yo? Wait, apparently not, because Triela helped her get a replacement egg so that nobody would ever know. The squirrels are laughing at you, Amber. And I'm thinkin' the whole island is too, now.
Jenny: The squirrels know everything. I love the squirrels. Back to the news. Romeo attempted to go into the wrong room, where he met Ino. They talked about names, plants, and decision-making...fascinating, really. Lee interrupted Adah's nap, and they have dirty time, and Sky got bad news from home--wait, what? Go back to the dirty time!
Reno: I'm amazed at how much I'm comin' to love this job. I think it's the mental images that keep me going, yo. And the rum. Which just makes the mental images even better. Hoshi was hiding out in her room today, which means no dirty time for her. Aww. Peter Petrelli visited Sam to make sure he's still around. Since I'm not readin' obituaries tonight, I'm thinking that the visit was a success, yo. Dawn brought Sam food, which the squirrels think is cute. The food was a pleasant cover for the unhappy question to follow, apparently. She asked Sam how Dean was doing, and the answer was not so great, yo. And then Isabel and Peter Parker both sent some e-mail. Which is an important part of keepin' in touch with the outside world. Reminds me, I gotta send my buddy Rude this omelet recipe. Damn good stuff, yo.
Jenny: In the third floor boys' bathroom--dear God, they really do get everything--Liir and Andrew had a laundry date in the bathroom. That doesn't sound much like a--oh, then they made out in the tub. That's more like it. In the gym after classes, Savannah set up for cheerleading practice. They warmed up, and Rikku wanted to know when tryouts are. Aly was there to advise, and Romeo was there to watch. Rikku didn't succeed in recruiting him. Smart lad.
Reno: Good idea, Romeo. Cheerleading is better appreciated from the sidelines, where you can watch them jump around and flip up their skirts without fear of humiliatin' yourself doin' the same... Though I don't think they'd put you into a skirt. Maybe they would. This place is weird, yoto. Later this evening in the third floor common room, Katara was sharing her gourmet flavored hot chocolate. She was joined by AJ, who used his sharpened senses to stalk the wild chocolate, Princess Ron, who is a horrible mooch, and Jack.
Town, Which is Totally Weird
Jenny: At Caritas...I'm sorry. What? Oh it does say that. At Caritas Donut wanted Tino to suck the cherry out of his hose and if you need me I'll be over here laughing hysterically.
Reno: Oh, oh damn, you're leavin' me here to try readin' the rest of this with a straight face after a line like that? You sure got faith in me, yo. I'm flattered. Here goes. Melody admired - heh - She admired Donut's uniform and, these squirrels are killin' me here. His pinkness. Donut apparently loves havin' all that room in his crotch... Which. Is really makin' readin' these notes off even more challenging. Daaamn. Melody and Donut also came to the revelation that they can both put their ankles around their heads, and they both love Madonna. Deadpool found out that Donut isn't Tex. Who names these people, anyhow? And Donut found out that Tex used to almost date. Hey, I do that, too. It involves all the good stuff but without that nasty commitment part. Or is this something else? Deadpool and Melody then had a totally platonic conversation about something called The Knack, which probably isn't important if the conversation was platonic. Especially after what Melody was talkin' to Donut about, earlier. You feelin' better, Jenny?
Jenny: Ahem. Yes. Wait, no.
*brief burst of giggles*
Jenny: I'm good now. In the clinic today, Christian watched an episode of a show involving demonic possession, and Meg read a magazine and talked to Isabel, who brought hot chocolate and a mocha. In the evening, the clinic was empty, so Wyatt occupied himself with paper footballs. At Turtle and Canary, Sulley made a giant Lego block out of cans, and at the Book Haven Lana read. Which makes more sense than the thing with the cans, really. Johnny was pensive at the Perk, and Isabel stopped by to chat with him. 'GMB' was mopey at the banana stand until Sky stopped by to talk to him, and he talked Sky into wearing the banana costume at school. The squirrel apparently finds this hilarious, as do I. Melody played with glitter paint at Groovy Tunes.
Reno: She can keep that glitter paint far away from me. The kid with the unfortunate name in the banana suit, however, I want photos of, yo. At the Wellspring Arms, Ed was studying until Cable came down and introduced Ed to Tether. Ed and Cable then gleefully talked about loyalty and missions. One moment. *sloshy* Okay. Rum. I'm set to go on. Tom, who is the new owner of Pizza Planet, was happy to open his store, yo. Jobs were given to Michael, Jen, and Makoto, which makes the squirrels wonder if Tom is easy. He must be, because Sokka managed to con him into a 20% discount on a large pizza. Turtle stopped by to be neighborly, which may or may not be codespeak for checking out the competition. She offered any help that she and T&C could provide for all of Tom's shopping needs. Good sell, Turtle. He's easy. Which was demonstrated yet again, apparently, when Ronan came in, met Tom, and... Dare you to guess what he got. Bet you can't. Note to anyone out there lookin' for a job? Try Tom. He loves you all.
Jenny: Jack also stopped by Pizza Planet. No word on if he got a job but I'd lay good odds on it. Michael was late opening Luke's, possibly because he was getting a new job. A scruffy dog scammed him for meatballs. Turtle did paperwork at The Perk, and Jeff stopped by to discuss something to do with yesterday's radio broadcast. I think? Maybe. G'kar stopped by and met Turtle, and they discussed his buying half of Turtle and Canary. Which, as the squirrel so rightly points out, would make it not 'T&C' any more. Would it be T&G? Or G&T? I quite like G&Ts, actually...
Reno: That would make two of us, Jenny. Wonder if the squirrels ever switch up the menu for the sake of variety. I could go for a gin and tonic about now, yo. Probably goes good with eggbaby, too.
Jenny: Oi, you there. With the hat. Can we get paid in gin and tonics next week?
*chitter*
Jenny: I'm not kidding, people, this is the best job I've ever had.
Reno: This would be the second one I've ever had. And I gotta say, the gil is good at the other one? But ShinRa Electric never offered pay in gin before. Moving on? Moving on. At the Photo Hut, Jack was dressing himself up in costumes. Somewhere completely different, Juli read a book and contemplated a piano, yo. At the MCA, Xander made amazing use of his laptop in order to play video games, and Bridge brought him coffee. Then G'Kar stopped by looking for an apartment. And then, wrapping up the news with more booze, Kerrigan got a visit from Roy, who came bearing whiskey. Huh. Whiskey. Hey, squirrels?
*chittering*
Reno: Love. This. Job. Yo.
Jenny: You're not the only one. Hey, squirrels, think you could get me laid?
*chittering*
Jenny: Well then what sodding good are you? Little furry--OW!
Reno: You probably don't want to ask the squirrels to help you there. You might catch rabies or something, yo. Be more creative. Try usin' a helicopter.
Jenny: OW! Not the hair! I'm sorry! Ahem. How would I use a helicopter to get--you know what? I probably don't want to know.
Reno: Maybe I'll give you a crash-course in casual sex after the broadcast, yo. We're done with the notes anyhow.
Jenny: In that case, good night, Fandom. I have better things to do.
Reno: Good night, Fandom!