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Jaye Tyler ([personal profile] fates_jaye) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2023-08-16 09:05 pm
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Fandom Radio- Thursday, August 17

Hello, all. It's Jaye, here on the wrong day again, because it's fun to keep people wondering.

No classes today, but they did have shenanigans, where Anakin was back for a few rounds of cat-themed activities for the voluntolds. I love how much this island loves messing with him. Brings me joy, as a friend. And hey, Summer and Beaker actually liked their shirts! He and Jane commiserated over being cats and he told Stark about uh, stalking chipmunks-

*angry chittering*

I don't know that you need to avenge-

*door slamming*

Okay, well, good luck with that, Anakin. At Dite's, Irene was very excited about monster dildos... uh, I don't know if I should say that's dirty or not. No, but also yes? And Shunsui had a roller coaster at Turtle and Canary. The fact that I don't know which sounds more fun makes me think I've been single too long. And at Caritas, Summer was rooting for Tino to get disappeared. So say we all. She and Rey talked about trouble with teaching of the non-class variety, and Stark assured her that things are better now than last week, and Steven decided to extoll the virtues of the views of the evil house that he and Watts are moving into because, you know, no sense of self-preservation. Watts also tried to explain that the house is good now, really. Are we sure they're not possessed? Because the only sensible reason to move in there is that there's no sensible reason and also the house is possessing them. I do know someone who does exorcisms. Would not recommend if you're a bleeder. Anyway, Steven decided to take a lesson and be kinder to Stark in telling him about how they're turning Casa de Torture into a boarding house...

*long silence*

I mean, didn't the house just try to make it a boarding house of torture? Also apparently Watts and Steven are already planning to go camping, so hopefully the murder house is cool with this! This is maybe the worst series of decisions I've ever had to read on radio. But happier things! Rey and Raiden talked about high school! And Stark and Summer flirted over shots! And Raiden was happy to have shots and he and Summer discussed pets! See, that's happy and exactly the note we're gonna end on!

Good luck this week. And maybe invest in popcorn.