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fandom_radio2022-07-09 10:46 am
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Fandom Radio, Saturday, July 9, 2022
Do I look like Jaskier?
*chittering, then sounds of a banthabell/lute mashup playing*
I loathe each and every one of you. This is Anakin Skywalker, it's Saturday morning, and here's the news of yesterday. We'll begin, as is traditional, with classes. Actual Food Crimes got everyone off to a revolting beginning with an offering of maggot-filled cheese. Even Hutts won't eat that. Jo was in a losing battle reshelving books at the library--that tends to be the case, I'm told, even when the books aren't moving on their own--Cupcakes made completely normal cupcakes, which sounds suspicious, and Relationship class did introductions after Jaskier and Yennefer complained about a person they'd both dated who turned out to be absolutely terrible. Maybe you both just have bad taste? And speaking of terrible, there is a class about Sith philosophy this summer and if you aren't in it, you are missing nothing.
In town, Sidon received a postcard from the traveling frog band and I've been here long enough to not even wonder about the logistics of that. Billy worked out in the gym, Lucifer blamed Tiny for why Katy Perry music was stuck in his head, and Diego wondered if wedding planning was a little like joining a cult.
It is. Trust me when I say absolutely no one remembers anything about your color scheme or what flowers you had. They will care if the food was bad and if they had to pay for their own drinks. And eloping is always an option.
Rey was back in her warehouse for more practice. I came by to continue her Jedi training and Will stopped in to be excited about her droid. BB-8 is a very good droid, it's true. Graham got Mexican treats from Guillermo and in return Guillermo heard about Graham's plans for a game night next Friday. Will you be playing RISK? Will you want countries based entirely on how they match your eyes?
*chittering*
No, I don't care that's it's been fifteen years. It was still insane. Rory, I know you're listening, it was insane. In other food news, Steven brought Watts lunch at the Trooper Station, and Liz came by to confess that she's pregnant and sets things on fire.
*long pause*
I feel like these are problems better suited to the clinic and the fire department. And on that rather odd note, written by odd squirrels--
*indignant chittering*
I'm going to get coffee and go back to my house. While still not being Jaskier. Farewell.
*chittering, then sounds of a banthabell/lute mashup playing*
I loathe each and every one of you. This is Anakin Skywalker, it's Saturday morning, and here's the news of yesterday. We'll begin, as is traditional, with classes. Actual Food Crimes got everyone off to a revolting beginning with an offering of maggot-filled cheese. Even Hutts won't eat that. Jo was in a losing battle reshelving books at the library--that tends to be the case, I'm told, even when the books aren't moving on their own--Cupcakes made completely normal cupcakes, which sounds suspicious, and Relationship class did introductions after Jaskier and Yennefer complained about a person they'd both dated who turned out to be absolutely terrible. Maybe you both just have bad taste? And speaking of terrible, there is a class about Sith philosophy this summer and if you aren't in it, you are missing nothing.
In town, Sidon received a postcard from the traveling frog band and I've been here long enough to not even wonder about the logistics of that. Billy worked out in the gym, Lucifer blamed Tiny for why Katy Perry music was stuck in his head, and Diego wondered if wedding planning was a little like joining a cult.
It is. Trust me when I say absolutely no one remembers anything about your color scheme or what flowers you had. They will care if the food was bad and if they had to pay for their own drinks. And eloping is always an option.
Rey was back in her warehouse for more practice. I came by to continue her Jedi training and Will stopped in to be excited about her droid. BB-8 is a very good droid, it's true. Graham got Mexican treats from Guillermo and in return Guillermo heard about Graham's plans for a game night next Friday. Will you be playing RISK? Will you want countries based entirely on how they match your eyes?
*chittering*
No, I don't care that's it's been fifteen years. It was still insane. Rory, I know you're listening, it was insane. In other food news, Steven brought Watts lunch at the Trooper Station, and Liz came by to confess that she's pregnant and sets things on fire.
*long pause*
I feel like these are problems better suited to the clinic and the fire department. And on that rather odd note, written by odd squirrels--
*indignant chittering*
I'm going to get coffee and go back to my house. While still not being Jaskier. Farewell.