fandom_radio | Fandom Radio, December 19

Why hello there, Fandom. I'm in town, which means I've pushed Barbie off the airwaves to bring you Jaye Radio. Jaye-dio, if you will. And I braved the dark and the psycho stalker murderous vampire to come here and talk at you like I know any of the names on my notes anymore. But I have my water guns and I think I'll be fine. Maybe I should have invested in the Super Soakers.

...And now I'm singing about being a Barbie girl in a Barbie world. I'm not, really. Wrong color hair and proportionate measurements and everything. Come on, Barbie, let's go party. I mean... I'm just gonna keep going.

Edumacation

God, this feels very wrong. It's what, a week before I'd have to be all 'Oh, aren't you glad you don't have classes?' when I just got here and I don't go to them and I'm annoyed. At least it's finals week. Be free, minors! Be free!

Tactics had a final, as you do during finals week, lecture test test English Pony got sent home. I wanna know why so I can use that in class. Over in Feminism, Deadpool was all singing "Hey Mickey" you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey *clap clap clap* hey Mickey. Oh, damn you, Fandom. No, see, this is how I know I'm back, because blah blah aforementioned psycho killer and meanwhile I'm wondering why Mickey can't understand how pretty he is or whatever. Also, for that, Deadpool, you're fired. Ron bribed the teacher with ice cream, Evie- where's my coffee?- said she won't be back next semester, and in all that they had a test.

Japanese had their final, and Career Choices talked about what they want to be when they grow up. No one better have said 'living in a van down by the river'. That's all mine.

Adah opened the library, where she and River earwormed each other not dirty I think. I'm just glad no songs were specified *clap clap clap*. Ahem. Sorry. The office had the earbug thing going, and in office hours news, Jean-Paul had them, and I think I want to rename him Jean-Luc just because that commercial still makes me laugh. Hot Mountie got visits from Karal and Deadpool and presumably is still hot and a Mountie.

And done with schools yay me. Vacation now. Far away from here if you want to keep your blood. Just a tip.

Living Conditions

Karal hummed to his horse, which is the weirdest euphemism I've heard yet, and Claire was all earwormed when she set up for cheerleading. Z was surprised to see Claire up and about, what with the whole kidnapping thing yesterday, Seely and Claire warmed up, Ron and Jack Not Harkness watched and Claire and Steve made holiday plans. It's so weird not to make a Buffy mention in there anywhere.

Up on the fifth floor, Ino got ready to dye A.J.'s hair. No idea who either of them are but good luck with that, kid. Troy got A.J. pouting about his hair and making date plans, while Troy sided with Ino in a hypothetical prank war. Hopefully he did this after he got the date. And on the third floor, Sulley had a llama llama duck problem. DAMMIT. And Ron checked in on him and ~~llama llama Lee Adama~~ I keep thinking about funny llamas and fuzzy llamas so moving on now.

Lana headed down to Chris', apparently to distract each other from the songs in their heads, Dean did some preparey stuff while singing, and I'd kind of pay to see that, while Valentine's singing had Nam- I don't know how to pronounce the thingie over the E so she is Nam-Nam. She thought he was nuts. Blackheart Doomed while he worked, the music distracted Savannah from her studies- woe, really. There's really no point in studying, you have to really suck to fail the classes here anyway.

Annette and Dick exchanged presents and talked about the whole Angelus dealio I'm talking about in a minute, and apparently this song-in-the-head thing is so bad it's even affecting cats now. Lana and Isabel commiserated over nail polish colors and who they're taking to prom. No, not really. Look, you've got two topics of conversation they could be dealing with. Take a guess. No, really. Go for it. And then Isabel told Wyatt about how she went hunting and how that worked out. ....You dummy. Okay, people of Fandom? Stay the hell indoors. Do not fail this IQ test.

What am I saying, you're all gonna fail it. I hope you're all happy when you're nice and exsanguinated.

Anne was doing the singing thing, John Sheppard and damn if I'm not gonna start naming the Johns corrected his song and he got a visit from Andrew, Jenny prayed for death- just step outside, it's just that easy. Victor yelled at his song while Hermione tried to drown hers out, and Meg came back to Dean's after getting bit. WHAT HAVE I BEEN TELLING YOU PEOPLE.

...Shut up before I stick a wick in you and light it. I am working here.

Out and About

So in clinic news, Willow's in a coma. Would it be wrong to glitter bomb her? I know it seems insensitive, but she'd totally get it, and it might wake her up. Hoshi opened the Arms where I certainly not be staying and any vamp types need not even pass by thanks, and she wanted Jack Not Harkness to just stop singing. George Michael opened the banana stand- seriously? Tell me all the appropriate jokes have been made. Johnny opened the Photo Hut where Savannah made out with him. That is not what you get paid for. Not that I've ever done that. Ahem.

The trooper station was open, and Dale and Renee exchanged presents over Angelus talk. So festive. Annette hung at the Perk, where she told Veronica about Fandom weirdness that hooked her up with Dick. And Anakin yelled at Veronica for going looking for- Can you hear my facepalm? It's now audible. By the way, did you notice how I thought I wouldn't recognize any of the names? I feel so wrong now. Jack Not Harkness talked to Annette about finals and what to get a girl, and I'm thinking along the lines of mace. Not just the spray kind. I'm talking big huge ball o' spikes on a chain here.

I am not paranoid. I live with the guy. Um, when he's not all bitey with the killing and the death and all.

Beauty opened the post office and got conversation from Ino and a present from Annette. Andrew opened the Magic Box, where Xander updated him on Willow, and Sokka stocked up on supplies. I did that at the church.

A.J. opened Luke's, and Beauty did away with some of the grump from the songs stuck in his head, while Ino mocked his pain. I think I like her. Annette gifted AJ, and he wanted to know if Jack Not Harkness wore his sunglasses at I hate you. Turtle opened Turtle & Canary, where gifts magically appeared! I'd mock that, but it could really happen in Fandom. Jack Not Harkness was singing and wanted advice on how to hook up. I suggest the Internet. And Marco asked Turtle to kill him. I'm gonna tell you what I told Jenny.

Cable was hearing things. No word on Satellite or Dish. Robin cooked for Hot Mountie- oh my god, Hot Mountie's got a girlfriend? Sharon's going to be so heartbroken. And anyway, yeah, whatever, I touched his hat, bitch. Oh, yeah. I touched it good. Mary danced to her own music, and I'm not sure if that makes her really well-adjusted or crazier than the rest of us. Thursday did some reading, and Rory showed up at Anakin's. I'm torn between being all 'yay Rory' and going 'shouldn't you be in Bermuda or something while this is going on?'

In the wee hours Mel headed down to the YMCA to talk shop with Xander- um, not actual shop-, and then Angelus had a run-in with Isabel in the sewers due to her going after him. And then he attacked Meg, which was where that whole bleeding-running-to-Dean's thing came into play, but Mel got to him and dropped him off at the trooper station.

...Woo hoo! Okay, maybe tonight I can actually get some sleep then.

So that's it for me then, good night, and happy merry Christmakwanzaafestivukkah to all! I think that's what I called it. I don't even know anymore.