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Fandom Radio: Friday, January 14th.
Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵
Troy: ....and we're back! Let's give another round of applause to our last guest, a food expert, who agreed with me whole heartedly that unfrosted Pop Tarts are stupid and, quite frankly, an abomination to the human race. Isn't that right, Astrid?
Astrid: I am contractually obligated to agree, Troy.
Troy: And so it's settled! Now, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. That's right, it's time for...the one, the only...~the News~. Starting, as always, with ~the School~. Astrid?
Astrid: Well, Troy, yesterday, in school-related news, Photography shared their photos from last week and talked about framing and composition, Wilderness Survival went into the woods to talk about hypothermia, and ALL-PUNCH got themselves into a bar fight.
Ignis got a visit from Goose in his office to ask a few grocery shopping questions, and over in the library, Belle dealt with cookbook wars and a visit from Number Five bearing Pop Tarts--
Troy: Probably unfrosted one!
Astrid: It doesn't actually say. But they did apparently join in on the Pop Tart discourse and Five promised to bring her the marshmallow ones next week.
Troy: Not if I don't buy them all first!
Astrid:...I'll make sure to save some at the store, Five.
Troy: Astrid! You Benedict Cumberbatch!
Astrid: Moving on, it's time we made our way into ~the Dorms~ since we do actually have notes for ~the Dorms~ this week! It appears as though Kurt's milkshake did, in fact, bring all the boys to the yard, except that the milkshake was breakfast and the yard was the second floor common room. Number Five was mostly just there for the coffee and acknowledging that it was morning before making with the introductions with Kurt and complimenting his tail. Not dirty. Kiem wanted in on Five's coffee game, learned the rules of said coffee game, and then made with the introduction as well because Five has not been exactly 'social.'
Kiem was also impressed by Kurt's tail, and, to reiterate, not dirty, and they talked about Kurt's biblical reading assignment for class. Harry decided cereal was too much work for morning and stuck with Pop Tarts, and Kiem learned that Harry is not a coffee person, and the lack of anyone else making coffee inspired Five to chat with Harry about how this place really does put you through the most excruiating trials like that.
Guillermo's friendliness had Harry wondering if everyone else had coffee already because he was still working on waking up, then he made plans with Kiem about what to tell Dean Skywalker in regards to their jazz hands adventure, then made plans with Kurt about getting some gaming systems for their room.
Troy: Neeeeeerds! But, uh, did they...did the squirrels mention which ones?
Astrid: They did not include that detail, no.
Troy: Damn. Well. That's fine. It's fine. It was probably the nerdy one, anyway. But Guillermo wondered if Number Five's name was a codename, and then I showed up to be awesome and still can't believe all the good Pop Tarts had been taken already, then I gave Harry a lesson on how to be cool, and I gave Kiem a lesson on how getting punched is cool.
Alexis also had Thai food later on in the third floor common room, which she shared with Alara and they caught up, and Tahani thought all the food was because Alexis got dumped, and anyone who would dump Alexis is a straight-up chump.
Astrid: Over in ~the Town~, Troy was spitting out, quote, 'mad beats', at Groovy Tunes, and Libby had a quiet day at the Clinic, save for Dr. Halstead checking in on her.
Troy: Ha. Checking in. I get it! Steph was getting all stoked about some show premeiring at Magpie Emporium; Vi dropped in to ask Steph about a shirt, and Steph asked Vi about how she's settling in, which was generally...meehhhh. Prompto also stopped into the Photo Hut to pick up his key from Liz and talk about how it was kind of weird that they were moving in together.
Astrid: Yang's Terrain class went rock climbing, Laszlo was surprised that there wasn't more news from home during his Caritas shift, and Annie was surprised about egg whites in drinks for her Devil's Nest shift. Gladio didn't seem to mind, though, and gave the egg drink a try before talking to her about giant birds.
And, on that note, we conclude all the news that the squirrels thought was worth mentioning from yesterday. What will they find noteworthy next week? You'll just have to tune in to find out. For Squirrel Radio, this has been Astrid, the Normal Human...
Troy: .....aaaaaaand the Disco Spider!
Astrid: Have a great weekend.
**CLICK!**
Troy: ....and we're back! Let's give another round of applause to our last guest, a food expert, who agreed with me whole heartedly that unfrosted Pop Tarts are stupid and, quite frankly, an abomination to the human race. Isn't that right, Astrid?
Astrid: I am contractually obligated to agree, Troy.
Troy: And so it's settled! Now, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. That's right, it's time for...the one, the only...~the News~. Starting, as always, with ~the School~. Astrid?
Astrid: Well, Troy, yesterday, in school-related news, Photography shared their photos from last week and talked about framing and composition, Wilderness Survival went into the woods to talk about hypothermia, and ALL-PUNCH got themselves into a bar fight.
Ignis got a visit from Goose in his office to ask a few grocery shopping questions, and over in the library, Belle dealt with cookbook wars and a visit from Number Five bearing Pop Tarts--
Troy: Probably unfrosted one!
Astrid: It doesn't actually say. But they did apparently join in on the Pop Tart discourse and Five promised to bring her the marshmallow ones next week.
Troy: Not if I don't buy them all first!
Astrid:...I'll make sure to save some at the store, Five.
Troy: Astrid! You Benedict Cumberbatch!
Astrid: Moving on, it's time we made our way into ~the Dorms~ since we do actually have notes for ~the Dorms~ this week! It appears as though Kurt's milkshake did, in fact, bring all the boys to the yard, except that the milkshake was breakfast and the yard was the second floor common room. Number Five was mostly just there for the coffee and acknowledging that it was morning before making with the introductions with Kurt and complimenting his tail. Not dirty. Kiem wanted in on Five's coffee game, learned the rules of said coffee game, and then made with the introduction as well because Five has not been exactly 'social.'
Kiem was also impressed by Kurt's tail, and, to reiterate, not dirty, and they talked about Kurt's biblical reading assignment for class. Harry decided cereal was too much work for morning and stuck with Pop Tarts, and Kiem learned that Harry is not a coffee person, and the lack of anyone else making coffee inspired Five to chat with Harry about how this place really does put you through the most excruiating trials like that.
Guillermo's friendliness had Harry wondering if everyone else had coffee already because he was still working on waking up, then he made plans with Kiem about what to tell Dean Skywalker in regards to their jazz hands adventure, then made plans with Kurt about getting some gaming systems for their room.
Troy: Neeeeeerds! But, uh, did they...did the squirrels mention which ones?
Astrid: They did not include that detail, no.
Troy: Damn. Well. That's fine. It's fine. It was probably the nerdy one, anyway. But Guillermo wondered if Number Five's name was a codename, and then I showed up to be awesome and still can't believe all the good Pop Tarts had been taken already, then I gave Harry a lesson on how to be cool, and I gave Kiem a lesson on how getting punched is cool.
Alexis also had Thai food later on in the third floor common room, which she shared with Alara and they caught up, and Tahani thought all the food was because Alexis got dumped, and anyone who would dump Alexis is a straight-up chump.
Astrid: Over in ~the Town~, Troy was spitting out, quote, 'mad beats', at Groovy Tunes, and Libby had a quiet day at the Clinic, save for Dr. Halstead checking in on her.
Troy: Ha. Checking in. I get it! Steph was getting all stoked about some show premeiring at Magpie Emporium; Vi dropped in to ask Steph about a shirt, and Steph asked Vi about how she's settling in, which was generally...meehhhh. Prompto also stopped into the Photo Hut to pick up his key from Liz and talk about how it was kind of weird that they were moving in together.
Astrid: Yang's Terrain class went rock climbing, Laszlo was surprised that there wasn't more news from home during his Caritas shift, and Annie was surprised about egg whites in drinks for her Devil's Nest shift. Gladio didn't seem to mind, though, and gave the egg drink a try before talking to her about giant birds.
And, on that note, we conclude all the news that the squirrels thought was worth mentioning from yesterday. What will they find noteworthy next week? You'll just have to tune in to find out. For Squirrel Radio, this has been Astrid, the Normal Human...
Troy: .....aaaaaaand the Disco Spider!
Astrid: Have a great weekend.
**CLICK!**