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Fandom Radio- Friday/Sunday, December 20?
Jaye: Uh, hi, from this lovely Sunday morning. I swear it's Sunday. I know it's Sunday. Which is why I'm here, despite the two kids trying to get into the radio station again. Have they done this every day? The squirrels might be getting impatient there.
And despite it being Sunday there are class notes? All right, fine, I guess. At school, what the hell, the Chocobro class wrote an essay on what they like about chocobros. See, I know I remember hearing about that before! I'm not crazy!
*chittering*
I'm not that kind of crazy. And Teamwork had an obstacle course for the second time, and see, Superheroing did nothing. If it was Friday, Superheroing would have a class but they don't. So. In the dorms, Astrid decorated the Christmas Troy, and in town, everyone was busy repeating themselves.
In town, Dwight didn't want to take his dog out in the marshmallow snow, and Amaya seemed to be feeling off at the forge, where Margo told her about quote, "time loop bull*microphone feedback*." See! It's not just me! And she got that from Eliot so there! Dwight went back to explore with Amaya, only to end up getting shot and exploding into sparkles. As one does, I guess, I don't know. It seems less messy this way?
*chittering*
Sure, it's probably insensitive, how long have you known me? Oh. It looks like we have a caller? I haven't had one of those in a while. You're on Fandom Radio.
Clare: Yes, hello?
Jaye: Who's this and why are you calling?
Clare: This is Clare Devlin and I think I have an exam today, though I'm not entirely sure which course I should've been taking all semester? I've been up studying for three solid days now!
Jaye: If you think you missed an exam, there's a decent chance you can take it today, but I don't know if it'll matter tomorrow. Is that helpful?
Clare: Not remotely, no.
Jaye: Glad I could be of service!
*click*
Moving on! Wanda turned back from a snake again, which she knew happened before, and Old Steve apparently shouldn't have talked about boobs. Rosa came home and Miguel found her ripping open a stuffed animal, which I guess is fine. Clint and Kitty kept telling their kid that they'd take her to the zoo tomorrow. Oh, you're going to owe her some overpriced stuffed animals. Hannibal was doing counseling again, Luke's was open without Miguel, Jon did stuff around MHA, and Jo found herself unable to catch a portal home. That's right, looks like we're all in on whatever groundhog hell we're in.
Oh, I guess there's another call? Sure. What now?
Tahani: Hello? I was on the radio yesterday but I'm sure my fans are desperate to hear from me again?
Jaye: Fans?
Tahani: Of course I have fans. I'm Tahani al-Jamil.
Jaye: Okay, sure. Not the weirdest thing I'm hearing today. So what's your problem?
Tahani: Well, I've been trying to leave for Fiji for fifteen minutes and I can't get across the causeway. If I don't get there in time, Posh Spice will take the jet without me.
Jaye: …And not the worst problem I've heard today. Bye now.
*click*
Again, moving on. The Perk was a place of mass confusion, Prompto and Annie tried to be chill in asking each other what day it is. You just gotta go for it. It's not gonna matter anyway. Annie and Jon tried to figure out if any oldbies would know what's up- nope!- and Eliot informed her of the time loop after he talked to Jon about why the island might need to reset. Rey called Anakin when he didn't show up to training and found out about shooty people around the abandoned warehouse district. Is it really abandoned if people are in the warehouses?
*chittering*
I know it's not the time. Just, ponder it.
Will found himself patientless at the clinic, and the trooper station was hopping for possibly obvious reasons. Well, maybe not obvious to everyone. Liam came in on a day that's not his usual so that just confused everyone on top of everyone being confused, and Annie came in to make sure Liam knew what was going on and found out about all the shooting. New Steve told Liam about getting shot yesterday- hey now- but he's totally fine now, and he got to tell that to Danny too because he remembered none of it despite being there. I mean, if you're really in denial you can probably call that a trauma response. Except that he was confused at Liam about the Carol of the Bells thing yesterday except that yesterday was actually Thursday. Help.
Stark was surprised to find Travis sparkles anymore, except for how then Liz caught fire in front of him and he became sparkles again trying to put her out. If you need Liz, she's all arrested now, except for how maybe she's probably not! Time, flat circle, et cetera.
All right! That's all the notes for this S u n d a y morning. Half of you probably think I'm nuts, and honestly I feel it, where's the rum?
[Call-ins courtesy ofcraic_killer, Friday's radio hosts modded with permission.]
And despite it being Sunday there are class notes? All right, fine, I guess. At school, what the hell, the Chocobro class wrote an essay on what they like about chocobros. See, I know I remember hearing about that before! I'm not crazy!
*chittering*
I'm not that kind of crazy. And Teamwork had an obstacle course for the second time, and see, Superheroing did nothing. If it was Friday, Superheroing would have a class but they don't. So. In the dorms, Astrid decorated the Christmas Troy, and in town, everyone was busy repeating themselves.
In town, Dwight didn't want to take his dog out in the marshmallow snow, and Amaya seemed to be feeling off at the forge, where Margo told her about quote, "time loop bull*microphone feedback*." See! It's not just me! And she got that from Eliot so there! Dwight went back to explore with Amaya, only to end up getting shot and exploding into sparkles. As one does, I guess, I don't know. It seems less messy this way?
*chittering*
Sure, it's probably insensitive, how long have you known me? Oh. It looks like we have a caller? I haven't had one of those in a while. You're on Fandom Radio.
Clare: Yes, hello?
Jaye: Who's this and why are you calling?
Clare: This is Clare Devlin and I think I have an exam today, though I'm not entirely sure which course I should've been taking all semester? I've been up studying for three solid days now!
Jaye: If you think you missed an exam, there's a decent chance you can take it today, but I don't know if it'll matter tomorrow. Is that helpful?
Clare: Not remotely, no.
Jaye: Glad I could be of service!
*click*
Moving on! Wanda turned back from a snake again, which she knew happened before, and Old Steve apparently shouldn't have talked about boobs. Rosa came home and Miguel found her ripping open a stuffed animal, which I guess is fine. Clint and Kitty kept telling their kid that they'd take her to the zoo tomorrow. Oh, you're going to owe her some overpriced stuffed animals. Hannibal was doing counseling again, Luke's was open without Miguel, Jon did stuff around MHA, and Jo found herself unable to catch a portal home. That's right, looks like we're all in on whatever groundhog hell we're in.
Oh, I guess there's another call? Sure. What now?
Tahani: Hello? I was on the radio yesterday but I'm sure my fans are desperate to hear from me again?
Jaye: Fans?
Tahani: Of course I have fans. I'm Tahani al-Jamil.
Jaye: Okay, sure. Not the weirdest thing I'm hearing today. So what's your problem?
Tahani: Well, I've been trying to leave for Fiji for fifteen minutes and I can't get across the causeway. If I don't get there in time, Posh Spice will take the jet without me.
Jaye: …And not the worst problem I've heard today. Bye now.
*click*
Again, moving on. The Perk was a place of mass confusion, Prompto and Annie tried to be chill in asking each other what day it is. You just gotta go for it. It's not gonna matter anyway. Annie and Jon tried to figure out if any oldbies would know what's up- nope!- and Eliot informed her of the time loop after he talked to Jon about why the island might need to reset. Rey called Anakin when he didn't show up to training and found out about shooty people around the abandoned warehouse district. Is it really abandoned if people are in the warehouses?
*chittering*
I know it's not the time. Just, ponder it.
Will found himself patientless at the clinic, and the trooper station was hopping for possibly obvious reasons. Well, maybe not obvious to everyone. Liam came in on a day that's not his usual so that just confused everyone on top of everyone being confused, and Annie came in to make sure Liam knew what was going on and found out about all the shooting. New Steve told Liam about getting shot yesterday- hey now- but he's totally fine now, and he got to tell that to Danny too because he remembered none of it despite being there. I mean, if you're really in denial you can probably call that a trauma response. Except that he was confused at Liam about the Carol of the Bells thing yesterday except that yesterday was actually Thursday. Help.
Stark was surprised to find Travis sparkles anymore, except for how then Liz caught fire in front of him and he became sparkles again trying to put her out. If you need Liz, she's all arrested now, except for how maybe she's probably not! Time, flat circle, et cetera.
All right! That's all the notes for this S u n d a y morning. Half of you probably think I'm nuts, and honestly I feel it, where's the rum?
[Call-ins courtesy of
craic_killer, Friday's radio hosts modded with permission.]