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Tahani al-Jamil ([personal profile] sexy_giraffe) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2021-12-09 11:15 am
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Fandom Radio, Thursday, December 9, 2021

EMERGENCY, EMERGENCY, EVERYONE'S MOBILES ARE BROKEN AND I CANNOT EVEN TEXT BILL GATES TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.

*chittering*

I am not being dramatic. Hand over the notes. I suppose it finally makes sense that they are on paper and not a tablet. In classes, Maths dealt with arithmetic problems by shooting them in spaceships. I wish I could say I was surprised. Engineering went on a field trip, and Yennefer refused to go to class because of the whole shower situation yesterday. I have never related more to a teacher in my entire life.

In town, Astrid wondered where the plants had sourced little plant-sized eggnog glasses from, T&C was dealing was just far too many Christmas trees, Jo might've turned into hot cocoa because she drank more of it at the Perk even though it was coming out the faucets for free in the dorms, and Irene was having a sale on unmentionables at her shop.

*chittering*

I will not be more specific. That's why I called them "unmentionables." Tattoos and Dr. Will had a playdate with guns at the gun store--very normal--Jon did nothing at his house--how is that news?--and Margo learned that throwing mace was heavier than she thought.

Don't you spray mace?

*chittering*

Well, why would I know about medieval weaponry? MY PHONE IS A DUD TODAY. We have a new Rosa who moved in over the diner before heading to J,GOB and meeting Miguel and Alara. Finally, Summer and her Jello shots featured eggnog but not the eggnog that came out of the taps because that's too easy or something. Liz and Dwight sang for free shots, and Dwight needed the alcohol to learn about the pushy mistletoe that shows up each holiday season. Goose got an eggnog shower yesterday, Liz got plied with alcohol before she went to sing, Rey got insight into Summer's Jello making process, and Summer made sure Stark'd had fun at the party on Friday. Miguel told Summer he has pictures of the party but will be using for blackmail. How rude. You sell them to TMZ like a regular person, or you delete them. Everyone knows that. Annie was not pleased about the eggnog problem but Lucifer was handling it better than he did the hats that wouldn't come off. Summer and Jesse decided there should be more Christmas horror movies because they are both broken.

And on that happy note, I am, well, out of notes. Tata, Fandom!