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Fandom Radio: Friday, December 3rd.
Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵
Troy:...and we're back! I'm back! I don't necessarily want be back, because it's December, and that's terrible, but here we are, anyway, and we're here to give you ~the News~, which isn't all terrible yet, but probably will be next week, and even worse than that the week after that.
Astrid: Always glad to bring a nice dose of holiday pessimissm into your December mornings, everyone! But, with that said, let's get into it, starting, of course, with ~the School~.
We wrote essays about where in Hyrule we'd like to visit most in Hyrule class, we had to escape crazy fans in Bardic Inspiration, and World Mythology talked about myths that truethe library.
No notes for ~the Dorms~, but over in ~the Town~, the bakers at J,GoB took inspiration from yesterdays large furry beverage distributors with a wide range of Coke-theme treats. Stark and Kitty discussed the merits of Coke in baked goods and how the bears are better than most December stuff--
Troy: TRUTH.
Astrid:--and talked about how their classes have been going. Will noted to Stark that it was kind of interesting that they'd just been talking about the bears, and then, poof, bears--
Troy: I swear, you guys, this island listens...
Astrid:--and then they talked about how Will's life was much more normal back home, and Stark's? Well, normal is all pretty relative, anyway, right? Travis was just generally startled about being hugs by the bears and wondering if we were supposed to drink the soda, and Stark sort of explained that this is just December in Fandom.
Troy: It's the woooooooorst, and I hate it. Seivarden just noped right out of the bears giving her cola and went inside to be mad about it and text Tisarwat, while Margo just had difficulty keeping them from prowling around Pick Your Poison; Eliot came in to complain about how they're not the bears he would rather have all over the island.
*whispered* What other kind of bears do they mean, Ast? Koala bears? Panda bears? Grizzlies?
Astrid: .....no. *whispers* I'll tell you later. Also, koalas aren't actually bears, they're marsupials.
Troy: Wait, WHAT?
Astrid: Moving on--
Troy: No, no, no, you can't tell me koalas aren't bears, and then just move on!
Astrid: I'll explain later! We still have a lot of notes to go through.
Troy:....I hate you, December. I hate you so much. First last Christmas, and now koalas aren't really bears....Worst. Month. Ever.
Astrid: ...moving, on, at Luke's Diner, Duke and Octavia discussed the merits of what makes actual crab salad...
Troy: Is it actual crab? Because if koala bears aren't actually bears....
Astrid: ...I...have regrets now. Anyway, over at the Forge, Dwight brought his new puppy around to meet Amaya, and Margo came in looking for weapons. Probably something with spikes. Troy had a perfectly normal day at Groovy Tunes--
Troy: Miraculously.
Astrid: --and this note from the Photo Hut is absolutely slathered in glitter right now, so I can only assume that means Prompto and Liz were being cute about something, and Miguel popped over to the Fix & Clean to usurp Dwight's coffee and meet his new dog Snoopy.
There may be hope for Ignis' Playing With Fire Cooking Class at the community center, because they all appeared to have succesfully made things with Coke, while Lazlo had slightly less success at Caritas with his Regular Human Beer special.
Troy: And Eric appreicated Gladio's dedication to This is Going to Be Real Fun Come February Night at the Devil's Nest, and also said he had better things to do than go to parties because he's really old, so I guess that means, what? Milk of magnesia and catching Dateline?
Astrid: I guess we'll all have to tune in to tomorrow's broadcast to hopefully find out. That does conclude this broadcast, though, so, with that, we'll leave you all to it, have a wonderful Friday, hopefully the little puffballs we saw this morning don't turn into anything worrisome by the end of the day. This has been Astrid, the Normal Human--
Troy: Who really missed an opportunity with that Regular Human Beer special!
Astrid:....wow, I really did, didn't I?
Troy: Waiting on that Disco Spider Beer special now, Lazlo!
Astrid: See you next week, guys.
Troy: YOU SUCK, DECEMB--
**CLICK!**
Troy:...and we're back! I'm back! I don't necessarily want be back, because it's December, and that's terrible, but here we are, anyway, and we're here to give you ~the News~, which isn't all terrible yet, but probably will be next week, and even worse than that the week after that.
Astrid: Always glad to bring a nice dose of holiday pessimissm into your December mornings, everyone! But, with that said, let's get into it, starting, of course, with ~the School~.
We wrote essays about where in Hyrule we'd like to visit most in Hyrule class, we had to escape crazy fans in Bardic Inspiration, and World Mythology talked about myths that truethe library.
No notes for ~the Dorms~, but over in ~the Town~, the bakers at J,GoB took inspiration from yesterdays large furry beverage distributors with a wide range of Coke-theme treats. Stark and Kitty discussed the merits of Coke in baked goods and how the bears are better than most December stuff--
Troy: TRUTH.
Astrid:--and talked about how their classes have been going. Will noted to Stark that it was kind of interesting that they'd just been talking about the bears, and then, poof, bears--
Troy: I swear, you guys, this island listens...
Astrid:--and then they talked about how Will's life was much more normal back home, and Stark's? Well, normal is all pretty relative, anyway, right? Travis was just generally startled about being hugs by the bears and wondering if we were supposed to drink the soda, and Stark sort of explained that this is just December in Fandom.
Troy: It's the woooooooorst, and I hate it. Seivarden just noped right out of the bears giving her cola and went inside to be mad about it and text Tisarwat, while Margo just had difficulty keeping them from prowling around Pick Your Poison; Eliot came in to complain about how they're not the bears he would rather have all over the island.
*whispered* What other kind of bears do they mean, Ast? Koala bears? Panda bears? Grizzlies?
Astrid: .....no. *whispers* I'll tell you later. Also, koalas aren't actually bears, they're marsupials.
Troy: Wait, WHAT?
Astrid: Moving on--
Troy: No, no, no, you can't tell me koalas aren't bears, and then just move on!
Astrid: I'll explain later! We still have a lot of notes to go through.
Troy:....I hate you, December. I hate you so much. First last Christmas, and now koalas aren't really bears....Worst. Month. Ever.
Astrid: ...moving, on, at Luke's Diner, Duke and Octavia discussed the merits of what makes actual crab salad...
Troy: Is it actual crab? Because if koala bears aren't actually bears....
Astrid: ...I...have regrets now. Anyway, over at the Forge, Dwight brought his new puppy around to meet Amaya, and Margo came in looking for weapons. Probably something with spikes. Troy had a perfectly normal day at Groovy Tunes--
Troy: Miraculously.
Astrid: --and this note from the Photo Hut is absolutely slathered in glitter right now, so I can only assume that means Prompto and Liz were being cute about something, and Miguel popped over to the Fix & Clean to usurp Dwight's coffee and meet his new dog Snoopy.
There may be hope for Ignis' Playing With Fire Cooking Class at the community center, because they all appeared to have succesfully made things with Coke, while Lazlo had slightly less success at Caritas with his Regular Human Beer special.
Troy: And Eric appreicated Gladio's dedication to This is Going to Be Real Fun Come February Night at the Devil's Nest, and also said he had better things to do than go to parties because he's really old, so I guess that means, what? Milk of magnesia and catching Dateline?
Astrid: I guess we'll all have to tune in to tomorrow's broadcast to hopefully find out. That does conclude this broadcast, though, so, with that, we'll leave you all to it, have a wonderful Friday, hopefully the little puffballs we saw this morning don't turn into anything worrisome by the end of the day. This has been Astrid, the Normal Human--
Troy: Who really missed an opportunity with that Regular Human Beer special!
Astrid:....wow, I really did, didn't I?
Troy: Waiting on that Disco Spider Beer special now, Lazlo!
Astrid: See you next week, guys.
Troy: YOU SUCK, DECEMB--
**CLICK!**