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Fandom Radio: Friday, October 8th.
Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵
Troy: ...and we're back! Let's give another round of applause for that great performance from Squirrel Tap, the Spinal Tap cover band that the squirrels felt needed to exist for...no apparent reason, and let's get on to the moment you've all been waiting for. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for...~the News~. Take it away, Astrid!
Astrid: Thanks, Troy. In ~the News~ for yesterday, we, of course, had our usual round of classes over at ~the School~, where we learned about a variety of different topics, from the Sheikah tribe in Hyrule class, to entertaining dogs in Bardic Inspiration, to missing sun gods in World Mythology
because if there's one you're guaranteed out of an education here at Fandom High, it's certainly versatility.
Troy: And how! Moving along, ~the Dorms~ were quiet once again this Thursday, but ~the Town~ was a-buzz with activity, and, no, I don't mean it was covered in bees!
Both: *sensible, hearty chuckles*
Troy: No, what I mean is things like Irene getting some work done on her laptop down at the Perk, which almost reminded Margo of being back in New York. She and Irene discussed the book Margo was going to read if she hadn't decided to talk to Irene instead. Gladio was also going to read a book but decided to talk to Irene instead, because talking to other people will always be better than reading.
Astrid: Debatable.
Troy: Maybe if you're a nerd, which I am not, despite what last weekend might have suggested, or maybe if you're Malia. Anyway, Jo wasn't there to talk to not-read, she was there to write a letter, but she ended up talking to Irene, too, mostly about them both being from England and other people from England. Which does not include Hannibal, I don't think? Although he is fancy, and proved it by talking to Irene about ~fashion~ and sexy corn, but then there was Jon, who is another person from England, and he talked to Irene about school and business, because, as you can see, it was Everybody Talk to Irene day at the Perk.
Astrid: Good for her. Nobody talked to Troy over at Groovy Tunes--
Troy: That is true, although I will say, the music that day? Was speaking to me!
Astrid:--and Prompto was excited to see Liz bringing some new life into the Photo Hut so they could geek out about photography together. A body also washed up on the shores near Serenity Cove, which actually does feel like a legitimate news piece, but we're reassured that the body was not, in fact, a dead one. I would say that there is proof of this since that body, a man named Billy, started asking important questions like 'where am I?', which lead Goose to answer that million dollar question with 'Fandom Island,' which, naturally, only lead to even more questions, mostly about the weird time stuff and why he's not all old and grey if it's actually 2021. As a seventeen year old born in 1977, I feel that one.
Troy: She looks great for her age!
Astrid: Thanks, Troy. Anyway, Miguel came along to helpfully inform Billy that boats usually go in the water and tried to explain how he's somehow off the coast of Baltimore now and not the coast of Mexico, and also being in the future, which, for Miguel, is the past.
Troy: It's real fun, Billy, this whole time and place displacement stuff, you're really gonna love it.
Astrid: Ignis's Cooking Class for Adults went for a Boston theme, even if Goose seemed to be more inspired by the Chicago fire. Dwight also chatted with Ignis after class about the upcoming trip.
Troy: And good news if you're a tiny person who plays piano! Because, boy, does the Devil's Nest have a piano for you, in the continuing saga of two grown-ass dudes who could probably use some more productive hobbies. Like yoga! Or macrame! But, either way, Devil's Nest, tiny piano, not gonna lie, but now I almost kinda want to see that really big shark dude try to play it? Like, that would be legit hilarious, right?
Astrid: It would.
Troy: Right, so get on that, really big shark dude. Hey, you think he owns any leather pants?
Astrid: ....and on that note, we've run out of notes, so I'm going to go ahead and say that's it for us today, because I don't think we can end on a better note than that. So, thanks, everyone, for listening. This has been Astrid Magnussen, your normal human...
Troy: ....aaaaand the disco spider!
Astrid: ....for Fandom Radio. Good night. Or, well, good morning, actually. See you next week.
Troy: But in Boston!
**CLICK!**
Troy: ...and we're back! Let's give another round of applause for that great performance from Squirrel Tap, the Spinal Tap cover band that the squirrels felt needed to exist for...no apparent reason, and let's get on to the moment you've all been waiting for. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for...~the News~. Take it away, Astrid!
Astrid: Thanks, Troy. In ~the News~ for yesterday, we, of course, had our usual round of classes over at ~the School~, where we learned about a variety of different topics, from the Sheikah tribe in Hyrule class, to entertaining dogs in Bardic Inspiration, to missing sun gods in World Mythology
because if there's one you're guaranteed out of an education here at Fandom High, it's certainly versatility.
Troy: And how! Moving along, ~the Dorms~ were quiet once again this Thursday, but ~the Town~ was a-buzz with activity, and, no, I don't mean it was covered in bees!
Both: *sensible, hearty chuckles*
Troy: No, what I mean is things like Irene getting some work done on her laptop down at the Perk, which almost reminded Margo of being back in New York. She and Irene discussed the book Margo was going to read if she hadn't decided to talk to Irene instead. Gladio was also going to read a book but decided to talk to Irene instead, because talking to other people will always be better than reading.
Astrid: Debatable.
Troy: Maybe if you're a nerd, which I am not, despite what last weekend might have suggested, or maybe if you're Malia. Anyway, Jo wasn't there to talk to not-read, she was there to write a letter, but she ended up talking to Irene, too, mostly about them both being from England and other people from England. Which does not include Hannibal, I don't think? Although he is fancy, and proved it by talking to Irene about ~fashion~ and sexy corn, but then there was Jon, who is another person from England, and he talked to Irene about school and business, because, as you can see, it was Everybody Talk to Irene day at the Perk.
Astrid: Good for her. Nobody talked to Troy over at Groovy Tunes--
Troy: That is true, although I will say, the music that day? Was speaking to me!
Astrid:--and Prompto was excited to see Liz bringing some new life into the Photo Hut so they could geek out about photography together. A body also washed up on the shores near Serenity Cove, which actually does feel like a legitimate news piece, but we're reassured that the body was not, in fact, a dead one. I would say that there is proof of this since that body, a man named Billy, started asking important questions like 'where am I?', which lead Goose to answer that million dollar question with 'Fandom Island,' which, naturally, only lead to even more questions, mostly about the weird time stuff and why he's not all old and grey if it's actually 2021. As a seventeen year old born in 1977, I feel that one.
Troy: She looks great for her age!
Astrid: Thanks, Troy. Anyway, Miguel came along to helpfully inform Billy that boats usually go in the water and tried to explain how he's somehow off the coast of Baltimore now and not the coast of Mexico, and also being in the future, which, for Miguel, is the past.
Troy: It's real fun, Billy, this whole time and place displacement stuff, you're really gonna love it.
Astrid: Ignis's Cooking Class for Adults went for a Boston theme, even if Goose seemed to be more inspired by the Chicago fire. Dwight also chatted with Ignis after class about the upcoming trip.
Troy: And good news if you're a tiny person who plays piano! Because, boy, does the Devil's Nest have a piano for you, in the continuing saga of two grown-ass dudes who could probably use some more productive hobbies. Like yoga! Or macrame! But, either way, Devil's Nest, tiny piano, not gonna lie, but now I almost kinda want to see that really big shark dude try to play it? Like, that would be legit hilarious, right?
Astrid: It would.
Troy: Right, so get on that, really big shark dude. Hey, you think he owns any leather pants?
Astrid: ....and on that note, we've run out of notes, so I'm going to go ahead and say that's it for us today, because I don't think we can end on a better note than that. So, thanks, everyone, for listening. This has been Astrid Magnussen, your normal human...
Troy: ....aaaaand the disco spider!
Astrid: ....for Fandom Radio. Good night. Or, well, good morning, actually. See you next week.
Troy: But in Boston!
**CLICK!**