Fandom Radio- Sunday, September 5

[fates_jaye]

Jaye: Morning, Fandom. This is Jaye, with a very special guest... *shuffles papers* Kitty Pryde-Barton?

Kitty: I'm your boss. You know my name.

Jaye: Sure I do. Anyway.

Kitty: This is my official islandwide apology to anyone who had any Chaos Drink at Caritas on Tuesday. The makers of that drink have been threatened, reported to the Better Business Bureau, and forced to listen to my daughter cry about Mommy's Pez head. I'm so sorry.

Jaye: I got a group hug with Tiny.

Kitty: Let's go back to where I had Pez head. You know, I think I had it worse. Why not just do some notes?

Jaye: You're sticking around for this?

Kitty: *sigh* I think I'll need to apologize for all the aftermath.

Jaye: Oh yeah, you definitely have to do that. Also I got a party dress today?

Kitty: Oh, me too. Mine is very 80's.

Jaye:...

Kitty: Best not to question it.

Jaye: In town, Rey and Silver cuddled through her woo girl-induced hangover-

Kitty: I'm sorry.

Jaye: -and Margo was telling Eliot she'd beat that "snake oil slinging bar shrew"-

Kitty: That's an overreaction.

Jaye: And you're sorry?

Kitty: Less so.

Jaye: They ended up heading to the spa for catchup time afterwards. A guy named Goose was doing some work at the Perk, and Miguel was going for the pumpkin theme at Luke's, and Dwight was working at Fix and Clean despite the heat and got a visit from Jon came in to check out the place and find out Dwight's deal. And that's it.

Kitty: Really? That's less painful than I thought, I am still really sorry, I will absolutely be giving out free, normal drinks-

*long pause*

Jaye: She just turned into a lion cub so I guess that's as good a reason as any to wrap up radio. Till next time.