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Troy "T-Bone" Barnes ([personal profile] x_discospider_x) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2021-08-13 05:38 am

Fandom Radio: Friday, August 13th.

Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵

Troy: ...and we're back! Let's take a moment to appreciate that rousing performance of pennies rattling around in a plastic cup provided by Leroy in our last segement, and then we'll move right on into the moment you've all been waiting for...~The News~!

Astrid: And how very news-y it is, Troy! Perhaps not news-y enough to include a note from ~the Dorms~ this week, but we do have our usual line-up of summer classes for ~the School~ to report on, and believe me when I say this, but they were very much classes.

Troy: Poetry is definitely a class, a class I should probably pay more attention in, but we did a poem about the sea? I think? And How to Ride a Bike was more like 'How to Ride a Bike in Style!' this week, as they decorated their bikes, and I'm sure that was right up your alley, huh, Ast...rid. Your name does not abbreviate well.

Astrid: No it does not. But, yes, actually, I really, really did. This week, Try Not To Die tried not to die--

Troy: --of fun!

Astrid: --in LegoLand, where they had to either find a brick or climb a lighthouse, avoid getting wet, and then find their substitute teacher and his kids at the mini-boats.

Troy: Man, that place is so cool...*wistful sigh*

Astrid: Weapons learned all about the art of archery, and Bardic Inspiration went over the fine art of seduction.

Troy: Nice! Over in ~the Town~, Stark got to enjoy a nice treat at the Perk, as well as a nice visit from Rey and told her about how he was looking up recipes for cupcakes and other plans for ~someone's~ birthday. Like, I still don't really know how birthdays work for most people, but I know enough sometimes that kind of thing is supposed to be a surprise, so I won't say who, but I will say that this note is covered in glitter, so that should give you an idea.

*sound of a paper shaking*

So...so much glitter.

Astrid: Tisarwat had a lot of paperwork to go through over at Groovy Tunes, and Summer and Seivarden got together to watch a movie that the squirrels seem to think was about gloves last night, and Ignis and Prompto had a date over at the bowling alley.

Troy: Oooh! Astrid! We should go bowling later!

Astrid: I...think I've kind of filled up my bowling quota for a while. It was one of the few things to do while we were down in that hole...

Troy: ....okay, fair point. Pizza? We could go get pizza?

Astrid: We could go get pizza.

Troy: Nice. It's a date.

Astrid: It's not a--never mind. We've finished with the notes, so I guess it's time for us to say our goodbyes until next time. This has been Astrid, the normal human...

Troy: Aaaaaand the Disco Spider!

Astrid: For Fandom Radio. We'll see you next week.

Troy: PEACE!

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