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Fandom Radio: Friday, July 30th.
Both: 🎵 ~Troy and Astrid in the mooorn~ing~~ 🎵
Troy:...and we're back! And not woken up at a stupid hour for a fire drill in the middle of the night!
Astrid: Which is, of course, the bulk of the news today,b ecause I guess it technically happened on our news cycle and probably everyone just slept for the rest of the day after it. So let's start our broadcast out with that this morning, ~the Drills~.
Troy: We all managed to evacuate the dorms, where Five informed Alara that sometimes the sirens are even louder, which she thinks is excessive, and I agree, but at least Harry and Clare worked out the fact that we can all use our newfound deafness as an excuse to not pay attention in class. I like the way you think, Harry and Clare!
Astrid: Five then went on to decide that murder was the answer, which Belle and I both disagree with, which lead to a discussion about the Butterfly Effect and whether it was involved. Belle and Harry agree the late night fire drills should be illegal, but at least it's not winter, and then Travis showed up to get the rundown of the situation from Alexis.
Troy: Five told Clare he'd rather we were being invaded...ummm, Five? We were, though? Our eardrums were under attack! But he was thinking of shooting the alarms, which, you know, I was definitely going to go try and punch them after talking to Alexis about them, so...respect.
Seriously, though, Travis, I think you may have missed a few of them, because I swear, I am still hearing them this morning.
Astrid: All the pirates aboard the Jackdaw seemed mostly unperturbed by the noise, but there were other evacuations around the town, as well. Outside of MCA, Danny really hoped this wasn't an annual thing while explaining to Irene that it happened last summer, too. Steve said it definitely was an annual thing now, and it was clearly all Danny's fault for having said it. And maybe ours now, too, because we've gone and put it on radio.
Troy: I am not taking responsibility for that!
Astrid: Speaking of responsible, Rey offered to just break the alarms, but Danny wasn't having any destruction of safety equipment...at least not until the fire department got there. Thankfully, Silver had a blanket, so he and Rey could at least get a little more comfortable while waiting for the alarms to stop or the Perk to open, whichever came first.
Troy: Then the fire department, which does just consist of Travis right now and I'm definitely seeing why he might wanna recruit some people now, showed up to get filled in on the situation by Danny. Barry insisted that none of it was his fault, which, of course, meant it was probably definitely his fault, I'm with Danny on that one, let's all blame Barry.
Astrid: In all of the confusion, I'm sure, Eric seemed to have forgotten his pants, but Rey was there to...try and remind him about them, while the lack of pants actually reminded Irene of some good old times.
Troy: ....pantless times?
Astrid: Pantless times.
Troy: Nice. Anyway, it says that Prompto also liked Eric's lack of pants because it reminded him of Ignis.
Astrid: Over at the MHA evacuation, Stark checked on Faye, and, of course, all the squirrels have out their banner and glitter now.
*sound of a little tiny squirrel noisemaker*
...which is why they probably made sure to note that Stark noticed Faye's pantlessness, and also, these squirrels do love a theme.
Troy: Should I have not worn pants?
Astrid: Your pants were very brave and appreciated, Troy.
Troy: *skeptical pause* ....okay. Good.
Astrid: Continuing on, Faye's pantlessness also inspired a conversation with Steve about corgies they know. Annie appreciated Wanda's foresight in bringing snacks along with her.
Troy: Summer's cat was not having any of it, which had Annie worried, but Summer said the cat was just being a drama queen, and then went to be a drama queen with Stark about how loud the alarms were, which, I mean, that is fair, they were super loud. And then Hannibal brought over his pets, and between all the pets, things got even louder.
Astrid: Five showed up to complain to Diego that this drill was just as annoying as the drills they had to go through when they were growing up, and Annie wondered if Jaye was hot in her big flying squirrel onesie, which I think the squirrels here were a fan of, because they drew a lot of hearts of appreciation around this detail. For squirrel solidarity, I guess?
Oh. Or probably because Annie said Jaye was tempting fate and was probably going to turn into a squirrel, and I think they now want you a part of their squirrel legion, Jaye.
Troy: Creepy! I am never touching any squirrel-related clothing ever again!
Anyway, Travis showed up here, too, to check everything and insist on doing everything the right way, and, yeah, okay, I'm really, really starting to see why this guy could use some help now, but, anyway, Annie did the whole 'we're pretty sure there's not even a fire' thing with him and so did Stark, who just wanted the alartms to be quiet.
Astrid: Annie was deeply offended that Liam was not more cranky, and Stark informed Liam that it wasn't his fault, which, by our previously established rules, means that it was Stark's fault, too. So, that makes it Stark and Barry, right?
Troy: Right. I'm keeping track.
Astrid: Good thing we're not keeping track of who said they'd break stuff, because that list would be much longer, and would now include Jessica, who was also offered Annie's robe due to...bringing in our other recurring theme, pantlessness. Wanda assured Steve that everything was fine and nothing seemed to be on fire, although it's a shame he missed out on the snacks, and Annie asked Hannibal about his flamingo.
Yes, that's all the note says. No, I have no context.
And then the day moved forward as usual despite the unceremonious wake-up call, which, naturally, now brings us to ~the School~. English Poetry did limericks, leaving Dwight to wonder if Bob's example was based on a true story. Spoiler alert: it apparently was.
Troy: How to Ride a Bike had a movie day; I assume the movie had to do with riding bikes. And Try Not to Die went to Ethiopia! Where they....did a bunch of stuff that, quite frankly, sounds exhausting!
Astrid: Weapons talked axes this week, and Bardic Inspiration also watched a movie, I assume about...inspiration, maybe?
Troy: And since everyone got woken up before the butt crack of dawn, there really aren't any more notes for ~the Dorms~ or ~the Town~ because everyone was tired and probably went to sleep.
Astrid: And, hopefully now you're all well rested so we can have a nice Friday and a good weekend. We'll see you next week, except, you know, not, because radio, and have a good day.
Troy: I'm going back to sleep. I'm still tired...
**CLICK!**
Troy:...and we're back! And not woken up at a stupid hour for a fire drill in the middle of the night!
Astrid: Which is, of course, the bulk of the news today,b ecause I guess it technically happened on our news cycle and probably everyone just slept for the rest of the day after it. So let's start our broadcast out with that this morning, ~the Drills~.
Troy: We all managed to evacuate the dorms, where Five informed Alara that sometimes the sirens are even louder, which she thinks is excessive, and I agree, but at least Harry and Clare worked out the fact that we can all use our newfound deafness as an excuse to not pay attention in class. I like the way you think, Harry and Clare!
Astrid: Five then went on to decide that murder was the answer, which Belle and I both disagree with, which lead to a discussion about the Butterfly Effect and whether it was involved. Belle and Harry agree the late night fire drills should be illegal, but at least it's not winter, and then Travis showed up to get the rundown of the situation from Alexis.
Troy: Five told Clare he'd rather we were being invaded...ummm, Five? We were, though? Our eardrums were under attack! But he was thinking of shooting the alarms, which, you know, I was definitely going to go try and punch them after talking to Alexis about them, so...respect.
Seriously, though, Travis, I think you may have missed a few of them, because I swear, I am still hearing them this morning.
Astrid: All the pirates aboard the Jackdaw seemed mostly unperturbed by the noise, but there were other evacuations around the town, as well. Outside of MCA, Danny really hoped this wasn't an annual thing while explaining to Irene that it happened last summer, too. Steve said it definitely was an annual thing now, and it was clearly all Danny's fault for having said it. And maybe ours now, too, because we've gone and put it on radio.
Troy: I am not taking responsibility for that!
Astrid: Speaking of responsible, Rey offered to just break the alarms, but Danny wasn't having any destruction of safety equipment...at least not until the fire department got there. Thankfully, Silver had a blanket, so he and Rey could at least get a little more comfortable while waiting for the alarms to stop or the Perk to open, whichever came first.
Troy: Then the fire department, which does just consist of Travis right now and I'm definitely seeing why he might wanna recruit some people now, showed up to get filled in on the situation by Danny. Barry insisted that none of it was his fault, which, of course, meant it was probably definitely his fault, I'm with Danny on that one, let's all blame Barry.
Astrid: In all of the confusion, I'm sure, Eric seemed to have forgotten his pants, but Rey was there to...try and remind him about them, while the lack of pants actually reminded Irene of some good old times.
Troy: ....pantless times?
Astrid: Pantless times.
Troy: Nice. Anyway, it says that Prompto also liked Eric's lack of pants because it reminded him of Ignis.
Astrid: Over at the MHA evacuation, Stark checked on Faye, and, of course, all the squirrels have out their banner and glitter now.
*sound of a little tiny squirrel noisemaker*
...which is why they probably made sure to note that Stark noticed Faye's pantlessness, and also, these squirrels do love a theme.
Troy: Should I have not worn pants?
Astrid: Your pants were very brave and appreciated, Troy.
Troy: *skeptical pause* ....okay. Good.
Astrid: Continuing on, Faye's pantlessness also inspired a conversation with Steve about corgies they know. Annie appreciated Wanda's foresight in bringing snacks along with her.
Troy: Summer's cat was not having any of it, which had Annie worried, but Summer said the cat was just being a drama queen, and then went to be a drama queen with Stark about how loud the alarms were, which, I mean, that is fair, they were super loud. And then Hannibal brought over his pets, and between all the pets, things got even louder.
Astrid: Five showed up to complain to Diego that this drill was just as annoying as the drills they had to go through when they were growing up, and Annie wondered if Jaye was hot in her big flying squirrel onesie, which I think the squirrels here were a fan of, because they drew a lot of hearts of appreciation around this detail. For squirrel solidarity, I guess?
Oh. Or probably because Annie said Jaye was tempting fate and was probably going to turn into a squirrel, and I think they now want you a part of their squirrel legion, Jaye.
Troy: Creepy! I am never touching any squirrel-related clothing ever again!
Anyway, Travis showed up here, too, to check everything and insist on doing everything the right way, and, yeah, okay, I'm really, really starting to see why this guy could use some help now, but, anyway, Annie did the whole 'we're pretty sure there's not even a fire' thing with him and so did Stark, who just wanted the alartms to be quiet.
Astrid: Annie was deeply offended that Liam was not more cranky, and Stark informed Liam that it wasn't his fault, which, by our previously established rules, means that it was Stark's fault, too. So, that makes it Stark and Barry, right?
Troy: Right. I'm keeping track.
Astrid: Good thing we're not keeping track of who said they'd break stuff, because that list would be much longer, and would now include Jessica, who was also offered Annie's robe due to...bringing in our other recurring theme, pantlessness. Wanda assured Steve that everything was fine and nothing seemed to be on fire, although it's a shame he missed out on the snacks, and Annie asked Hannibal about his flamingo.
Yes, that's all the note says. No, I have no context.
And then the day moved forward as usual despite the unceremonious wake-up call, which, naturally, now brings us to ~the School~. English Poetry did limericks, leaving Dwight to wonder if Bob's example was based on a true story. Spoiler alert: it apparently was.
Troy: How to Ride a Bike had a movie day; I assume the movie had to do with riding bikes. And Try Not to Die went to Ethiopia! Where they....did a bunch of stuff that, quite frankly, sounds exhausting!
Astrid: Weapons talked axes this week, and Bardic Inspiration also watched a movie, I assume about...inspiration, maybe?
Troy: And since everyone got woken up before the butt crack of dawn, there really aren't any more notes for ~the Dorms~ or ~the Town~ because everyone was tired and probably went to sleep.
Astrid: And, hopefully now you're all well rested so we can have a nice Friday and a good weekend. We'll see you next week, except, you know, not, because radio, and have a good day.
Troy: I'm going back to sleep. I'm still tired...
**CLICK!**