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Fandom Radio, Thursday, July 22, 2021
Good morning, everyone! It is Tahani al-Jamil back again with your latest news.
*aggrieved chittering*
No, I don't know why Loretta got a GoPro. I didn't even know her name was Loretta. Moving on to important, non-squirrel matters now, Dean Skywalker was back in the park being mad in front of groups again. This time it was making Human Ice Cream Sundaes by throwing ice cream and various toppings at designated victims Troy and Faye. I'd say I'm sorry I missed this but I'm not remotely sorry to have missed this. And speaking of ice cream, yesterday people got stuck inside the ice cream shop.
*chittering*
Yes, which has new ice cream flavors. Thank you for your comprehensive reporting. And Anakin got stuck there and that's why he was late for Shenanigans. Alexis was worried being late for her Uber would mess up her customer star rating--it will--Rosa was happy enough to have breakfast ice cream, as was Alara, and Ben declared it the best day ever, aside from his wedding and the birth of his children.
Ben needs higher standards for best. Five was not happy to be there--but is Five ever happy? Really? Unless he's tasering his brother?
Apu was taking a monkey to lunch at T&C--you can't see my face but it is very judgmental--
*chittering*
Apparently you can see Loretta later if you wish to see my judgmental face. Astrid was adding hole-related art to the postcards she sells at the flower shop, and Summer left Caritas in Tino's semi-capable hands so she could go to Rey's birthday party. Everyone chatted, of course--Jaskier made Silver assure him that the Western saloon holosuite mixup could happen to absolutely anyone--and Danny told Tattoos that all of the glitter better be cleaned up when the party was finished. I'm certain that did not happen. Annie and Danny--oh, that rhymes!--wondered if this Olde West Saloon had sarsaparilla, which Annie likes and Danny thinks is vile. Tattoos learned from Liam that #NotAllRaccoons has gone viral and that's just...how do raccoons even know about social media?
*chittering*
That tells me nothing. How would mice know either?
Summer brought Jello shots to the party, much to Cade's delight. Who's Cade? And then everyone stopped over to say hello to the birthday girl. Summer assured Rey that she could be very low key--lies--and Rey pretended to be disappointed that Silver wasn't wearing his cowboy costume from Halloween to properly appreciate the saloon theme of the night. Annie told Rey that sometimes people celebrating their 21st birthday can turn the event into an entire month of parties--Bono does that when he's turning 43. He's that person--and Anakin and Rey looked forward to their Friday training sessions. I'm assuming it's because the Dean is poorly socialized. Oh, speaking of poorly socialized, Tattoos took this moment of a birthday party to talk about meditation and sniping. What. Is. Wrong. With. You. Stark was surprised there was so much glitter, but Rey said that the island seemed to generate it for parties and they both agreed it was better than making terrible foods to feed to Captain Rogers while hanging out in a hole.
I still don't think there was really a hole. Liam was apologizing for the hole to Rey and Rey said it was fine because they had a bowling alley which only reinforces this ridiculousness. Nothing is made better by a bowling alley. Jaskier came by to say that the saloon wasn't entirely on purpose, but Rey loved it anyway because it was her first birthday party ever. Oh, that's even more tragic than loving bowling alleys.
And on that sad note, I'm out of news! Have a lovely week, Fandom!
*aggrieved chittering*
No, I don't know why Loretta got a GoPro. I didn't even know her name was Loretta. Moving on to important, non-squirrel matters now, Dean Skywalker was back in the park being mad in front of groups again. This time it was making Human Ice Cream Sundaes by throwing ice cream and various toppings at designated victims Troy and Faye. I'd say I'm sorry I missed this but I'm not remotely sorry to have missed this. And speaking of ice cream, yesterday people got stuck inside the ice cream shop.
*chittering*
Yes, which has new ice cream flavors. Thank you for your comprehensive reporting. And Anakin got stuck there and that's why he was late for Shenanigans. Alexis was worried being late for her Uber would mess up her customer star rating--it will--Rosa was happy enough to have breakfast ice cream, as was Alara, and Ben declared it the best day ever, aside from his wedding and the birth of his children.
Ben needs higher standards for best. Five was not happy to be there--but is Five ever happy? Really? Unless he's tasering his brother?
Apu was taking a monkey to lunch at T&C--you can't see my face but it is very judgmental--
*chittering*
Apparently you can see Loretta later if you wish to see my judgmental face. Astrid was adding hole-related art to the postcards she sells at the flower shop, and Summer left Caritas in Tino's semi-capable hands so she could go to Rey's birthday party. Everyone chatted, of course--Jaskier made Silver assure him that the Western saloon holosuite mixup could happen to absolutely anyone--and Danny told Tattoos that all of the glitter better be cleaned up when the party was finished. I'm certain that did not happen. Annie and Danny--oh, that rhymes!--wondered if this Olde West Saloon had sarsaparilla, which Annie likes and Danny thinks is vile. Tattoos learned from Liam that #NotAllRaccoons has gone viral and that's just...how do raccoons even know about social media?
*chittering*
That tells me nothing. How would mice know either?
Summer brought Jello shots to the party, much to Cade's delight. Who's Cade? And then everyone stopped over to say hello to the birthday girl. Summer assured Rey that she could be very low key--lies--and Rey pretended to be disappointed that Silver wasn't wearing his cowboy costume from Halloween to properly appreciate the saloon theme of the night. Annie told Rey that sometimes people celebrating their 21st birthday can turn the event into an entire month of parties--Bono does that when he's turning 43. He's that person--and Anakin and Rey looked forward to their Friday training sessions. I'm assuming it's because the Dean is poorly socialized. Oh, speaking of poorly socialized, Tattoos took this moment of a birthday party to talk about meditation and sniping. What. Is. Wrong. With. You. Stark was surprised there was so much glitter, but Rey said that the island seemed to generate it for parties and they both agreed it was better than making terrible foods to feed to Captain Rogers while hanging out in a hole.
I still don't think there was really a hole. Liam was apologizing for the hole to Rey and Rey said it was fine because they had a bowling alley which only reinforces this ridiculousness. Nothing is made better by a bowling alley. Jaskier came by to say that the saloon wasn't entirely on purpose, but Rey loved it anyway because it was her first birthday party ever. Oh, that's even more tragic than loving bowling alleys.
And on that sad note, I'm out of news! Have a lovely week, Fandom!