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Fandom Radio, Thursday, June 17, 2021
TAHANI: Hello, everyone, it is I, Tahani al-Jamil, here to brighten your days with the gossip of yesterday and also with whatever Dean Skywalker tortured you with. I missed it by scheduling a hair appointment at that time. You should all follow my lead.
*blooping teleport sound*
FIVE: What the hell? This isn't where I wanted to go.
TAHANI: *just so much screaming, sorry everyone's ears*
FIVE: Oh great, now she's shouting. Is this how it always is?
*chittering*
TAHANI: What are you doing here?! Do you wish to read the news? Because then I could get an early start on that seaweed wrap I have scheduled. My dear friend Gwenyth--you know, Paltrow--recommended it.
FIVE: You mean the shameless gossip? And apparently glitter bombs. I'll pass--Hey! HEY. I will skin you little monsters--fine. Fine. I can respect the forcefulness and loathe it at the same time.
TAHANI: I mostly loathe it. Shall we begin in the park? The dean had everyone playing professional tag. Surely he made that up. What sort of sad, lonely, people play tag for a job?
*chittering*
TAHANI: No one asked you about how Kamilah would be amazing at it. No. One. Before the games began, Faye and Stark made a date to attend Summer's birthday party togeth--NOT THE GLITTER--
*explosion*
TAHANI: Wonderful. Now I'm covered.
FIVE: I'm going to kill something.
TAHANI: I suggest Leroy. It's usually his fault. This week's shirts were apparently not entirely awful--Wanda and Annie talked about how cute they were and most of you can't see it but I am looking extremely dubious about that--and Tattoos told Annie that her love of this shirt has inspired the holiday gifts he'd get her in the future. Someone please intervene about what Tattoos thinks is a good gift. And then everyone ran through an obstacle course as they played tag, and the team with the Existential Dread t-shirts won, so congratulations? I suppose?
FIVE: It is the most powerful force in the universe.
TAHANI: Well, that and Robbie Williams fanclub members. There was nothing in the dorms, and so we move to town! At T&C, Shunsui and the panda--how is this real--were in a fight about cheese and Octavia stopped in and got to hear all about it.
FIVE: Just give me those notes so we can get this over with faster. Astrid had oleanders blooming at Covent Garden Flowers. It was a flower in a flower shop. Where flowers usually are. At Caritas, Summer had drinks for her birthday. Must be nice to not share it with six other people always. Sievarden said that she would be there for it before discussing drinks. the Mayor was there to complain about a honey leak of some sort at her office before being invited to celebrate. Lucifer is apparently hosting some part of this celebration and won't grill because of his father. Sounds like Diego, honestly.
TAHANI: Diego won't grill?
FIVE: No, Diego has a pathological need to do the opposite of anything our father did. Which isn't a terrible idea considering Reginald, but still…
TAHANI: *awkward pause* I would never do something like that.
FIVE: Uh huh. Moving on… Annie invited Dolores along to the spa treatment... Hmm. Before Summer told her about her disgusting brother. the Mayor checked in with Annie about the whole Nazi thing. Yes, yes, Diego is very proud of himself there too. Stark checked in on what the plan was for this event and didn't seem to get much information. Rey tried a drink before agreeing to also go along for this spa treatment. Dolores likes plums, by the way. For her nails.
TAHANI: What do plums do for her nails?
FIVE: The shades, you philistine.
TAHANI: I refuse to be shamed for fashion by someone unironically wearing knee socks.
FIVE: Can we just get this over with? Annie promised to be her 'drinking buddy' for this whole thing. Finally, Nina stopped in to find out that it was adults only for the party--reasonable--and told Summer it wasn't fair. Life's not fair. If it was fair, I wouldn't be stuck looking like a thirteen year old.
TAHANI: Well, the face is something you cannot control, but the outfit is definitely a choice you are making.
FIVE: I swear, I will--
*chittering*
*blooping teleport noise*
TAHANI: You can't just run off when someone give you hard truths, Five! Finally, Octavia wondered why there was a water feature installed in front of the axe range at the bizarre grown-ups bar. I am sure I don't want to know the answer. That's all from me! Have a wonderful week!
...not you, Five.
*blooping teleport sound*
FIVE: What the hell? This isn't where I wanted to go.
TAHANI: *just so much screaming, sorry everyone's ears*
FIVE: Oh great, now she's shouting. Is this how it always is?
*chittering*
TAHANI: What are you doing here?! Do you wish to read the news? Because then I could get an early start on that seaweed wrap I have scheduled. My dear friend Gwenyth--you know, Paltrow--recommended it.
FIVE: You mean the shameless gossip? And apparently glitter bombs. I'll pass--Hey! HEY. I will skin you little monsters--fine. Fine. I can respect the forcefulness and loathe it at the same time.
TAHANI: I mostly loathe it. Shall we begin in the park? The dean had everyone playing professional tag. Surely he made that up. What sort of sad, lonely, people play tag for a job?
*chittering*
TAHANI: No one asked you about how Kamilah would be amazing at it. No. One. Before the games began, Faye and Stark made a date to attend Summer's birthday party togeth--NOT THE GLITTER--
*explosion*
TAHANI: Wonderful. Now I'm covered.
FIVE: I'm going to kill something.
TAHANI: I suggest Leroy. It's usually his fault. This week's shirts were apparently not entirely awful--Wanda and Annie talked about how cute they were and most of you can't see it but I am looking extremely dubious about that--and Tattoos told Annie that her love of this shirt has inspired the holiday gifts he'd get her in the future. Someone please intervene about what Tattoos thinks is a good gift. And then everyone ran through an obstacle course as they played tag, and the team with the Existential Dread t-shirts won, so congratulations? I suppose?
FIVE: It is the most powerful force in the universe.
TAHANI: Well, that and Robbie Williams fanclub members. There was nothing in the dorms, and so we move to town! At T&C, Shunsui and the panda--how is this real--were in a fight about cheese and Octavia stopped in and got to hear all about it.
FIVE: Just give me those notes so we can get this over with faster. Astrid had oleanders blooming at Covent Garden Flowers. It was a flower in a flower shop. Where flowers usually are. At Caritas, Summer had drinks for her birthday. Must be nice to not share it with six other people always. Sievarden said that she would be there for it before discussing drinks. the Mayor was there to complain about a honey leak of some sort at her office before being invited to celebrate. Lucifer is apparently hosting some part of this celebration and won't grill because of his father. Sounds like Diego, honestly.
TAHANI: Diego won't grill?
FIVE: No, Diego has a pathological need to do the opposite of anything our father did. Which isn't a terrible idea considering Reginald, but still…
TAHANI: *awkward pause* I would never do something like that.
FIVE: Uh huh. Moving on… Annie invited Dolores along to the spa treatment... Hmm. Before Summer told her about her disgusting brother. the Mayor checked in with Annie about the whole Nazi thing. Yes, yes, Diego is very proud of himself there too. Stark checked in on what the plan was for this event and didn't seem to get much information. Rey tried a drink before agreeing to also go along for this spa treatment. Dolores likes plums, by the way. For her nails.
TAHANI: What do plums do for her nails?
FIVE: The shades, you philistine.
TAHANI: I refuse to be shamed for fashion by someone unironically wearing knee socks.
FIVE: Can we just get this over with? Annie promised to be her 'drinking buddy' for this whole thing. Finally, Nina stopped in to find out that it was adults only for the party--reasonable--and told Summer it wasn't fair. Life's not fair. If it was fair, I wouldn't be stuck looking like a thirteen year old.
TAHANI: Well, the face is something you cannot control, but the outfit is definitely a choice you are making.
FIVE: I swear, I will--
*chittering*
*blooping teleport noise*
TAHANI: You can't just run off when someone give you hard truths, Five! Finally, Octavia wondered why there was a water feature installed in front of the axe range at the bizarre grown-ups bar. I am sure I don't want to know the answer. That's all from me! Have a wonderful week!
...not you, Five.