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Tahani al-Jamil ([personal profile] sexy_giraffe) wrote in [community profile] fandom_radio2021-06-03 12:11 pm
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Fandom Radio, Thursday, June 3, 2021

Yesterday was exhausting, and yet here I am to deliver the news to you! I am rather heroic, I think. This is, of course, Tahani al-Jamil with the news.

*dead air*

I was told there would be a fanfare like Troy and Astrid get.

*sound of squirrel halfheartedly playing a kazoo*

Well. That's better than nothing. Barely. Let's head to the park first as usual, shall we? It was Field Day. People arrived and mingled: Silver was there to enjoy his girlfriend competing when she wasn't turning into a princess, a barista, or an animal. Travis was in his full firefighter uniform and Beaker was insulted because he hadn't set anything on fire yet, and then Travis and Stark got kind of flirty even though Stark was a woman at the time, and that led to kissing and bouts of shirtlessness. The volunteers arrived with varying degrees of enthusiasm. Stark reacted by removing his mask and glowing everywhere, which was very impressive to the small green kid, and he and Faye got very close until Faye turned into a fairy. They decided to blame Anakin. Then we all had to do games even as people turned into children and birds and jumped through windows and fell asleep on beds and pulled weapons.

In dorms, Harry was flying a broom inside the second floor common room. Belle was very impressed with his flying until he tried to kiss her. Clare and Belle got into a fight about a book, and the book made an appearance again as Clare was angry that Harry's flying was interrupting her reading time, especially since she sat in American chocolate pudding at the park during the day. I'm going to assume it was because of a game and not some sort of life choice. Harry was much more concerned about Sakaki being bit by a cat than Sakaki was, and Clare was on about the pudding she had to sit in again. Harry kept kissing Five and then falling asleep and there is a word for that, Harry, but I don't think it necessitated Five pulling weapons on you. And Belle and Five hugged and I have some squirrels here with glitter flags who are very excited right now. And finally Nell was making it turn into a meadow as she sat in the common room, which might have bothered Lana more if she hadn't turned into a weird volcanic dog.

And in town, Shunsui was drinking sake at T&C--understandable--and Astrid was full of ennui at the flower shop. I'm certain that didn't last. Annie was getting Barry to remove a tracking device from her arm and it made Diego pass out, and Wayne opened his new shop only to have Travis show up with a chainsaw and then ogle him when Wayne went shirtless. Hannibal arrived as a one-eyed pirate and then turned into a cat and so, welcome to Fandom, Wayne. We are not on powerful narcotics, though I can see how you may believe that. There was yelling at the Trooper Station, but it's Danny and Tattoos, so that's not all that unusual? The shirtlessness might be, and the horse definitely was. And Travis came into the Trooper Station with a chainsaw too--Travis, stop it with the chainsaw--and started out complaining and ended up trying to kiss Danny.

Over at Caritas, there was more chaos. Seivarden and Summer got into a fight after Seivarden tried to kiss her twice, Stark kept taking off his mask and glowing at Summer, who was strangely okay with that? And Rey was reassuring and randomly armed for Stark, too. Rey and Summer were very emotional at each other--at least when Summer would stay still and in the same outfit--and Wanda tried to hug and kiss Summer for a PB&J shot, which seems...an excessive reaction. Barry decided to blame Tino for why he was a pony, then a dog, then a child, and made sure to tell Jesse his theory. Jesse, though, was pretty blase despite turning into a bird in the middle of a bar.

Well. That was certainly the most drama-filled day we've had in a while. Keep kissing random strangers, everyone! I'll see you next week.